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lord goldblade
Elite Baiter
Joined: 13 Jan 2011
Posts: 1553
Location: Slaying The Prophets Ov Isa
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Tue May 10, 2011 4:42 pm |
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Got a very odd email today in my catcher account, apparently Dr John Zoidbergs brother Michael has been killed, and i need to send off death certificates and so on yet i havent got a bait about my none existant brothers death going !!?? Not sure where to go with this ill take all ideas
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INTERCONTINENTAL BANK REMITTANCE DEPARTMENT
International Remittance Department, Intercontinental Bank Plc.
54/55 Realtime Pool Road, Abuja.
We Offer 24hours of online Service in the World of Banking And Finance.
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ATTENTION:
COMPLEMENTS,
TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN
HELLO, John A Zoidberg,
TO WHOM THIS MAY CONCERN
This is to acknowledge, the receipt of the application form that you have sent to us, regarding to the fixed deposit account of late Michael Zoidberg. After the meeting held by board of directors, and the Honorable Minister of Finance, n,under the presidential building this morning, concerning the fixed deposit of late Michael Zoidberg. We are in receipt of your application form of claim, as 'Next of Kin' drawing from account of late Eng. Michael Zoidberg, with bill No. ICB/1/7/298/2000 who died in auto crash with his entire family. We the entire staffs of this great commercial bank, say may you accept our condolence over the death of your relatives.
Please be informed that before now, the board of directors, of IC BANK PLC, have decided to nullify this said account, unserviceable based on information that the owner has no next of kin who can make withdrawals or inherit the account. We have already contacted his personal lawyer, Barrister , to notify him of this development. However, we are giving your application form, a considerable acceptance but with subjects to prove facts.
In accordance to IC BANK PLC inheritance/beneficiary fund release regulation, your late brother lawyer's, comprehensive report is highly required to authenticate and approve your fund release. To this end, we required urgently certain documents which you must provide in other to make your claims fully legal according to the relevant status. Hence we required the followings from you;
(1) Death Certificate of the Deceased.
(2) Affidavit of claims.
(3) Certificate of deposit of the said fund of Mr.Michael Zoidberg
(4) International passport or drivers license
(5) Certificate of Administration
(6) Police report.
In receipt of the above requirements, your fund release approval will commence within three banking days and your fund will be remitted to your designated bank account. We will send you our authority of remit documents after receiving your reply.
Below is the contact information of your late relative Lawyer, we would like you to contact him yourself for these legal documents.
& Company
Barristers, Solicitors & Notaries Public
Thank you for your co-operation, We are looking forward in hearing from you.
We hope to read your email soon.
Yours faithfully,
Permanent secretary
(MD/CEO) Intercontinental Bank Plc
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IM_Dumm
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 06 Dec 2004
Posts: 823
Location: Del Boca Vista Phase 3
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Tue May 10, 2011 5:26 pm |
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I am assuming they think you will want to make the claim, but (for obvious reasons) do not have these documents. For a small fee, I am sure they can assist you.
One response would be to send them a document they cannot open and assure them everything they require is inside. That should get them off script pretty quickly.
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Jeannette
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Oct 2006
Posts: 2158
Location: Stalking Nick Riewoldt
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Tue May 10, 2011 5:35 pm |
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Yes, lads send ASEMs, as well. I've seen some of them - also for other scam types - pretending to be in the middle of an ongoing transaction. As soon as I answered, they sent me the initial email; the transaction was right back to the start. |
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Raga Man
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 Sep 2009
Posts: 2879
Location: In a gloomy castle on a lonely hill
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Tue May 10, 2011 5:40 pm |
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I have been seeing a lot of this sort of format lately and baiting a few. You're right on target, IM. When you write back and say you don't have some of the documents he wants, he will soon either offer to obtain them (for a fee) or he will provide them and then ask for fees to file them with the court (or some similar BS). |
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lord goldblade
Elite Baiter
Joined: 13 Jan 2011
Posts: 1553
Location: Slaying The Prophets Ov Isa
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Tue May 10, 2011 8:44 pm |
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cheers guys, think i know how 2 handle this guy now. A very large unopenable zip file . I was thrown as id never seen this style of script, like it was half way thru a scam/bait. |
_________________ "You are not only poor but poor bush man who have no ambition to be rich"
"GO DRINK POISEN AND SLEEP THEN DIE FUCK WITH YOUR MONEY"
"i should have known that you are full of lies ,at first you told me you have a flying jet but i never knew that you were nothing but building upstairs on the sky"
"I like to sincerely thank you for all your disappointment,stress ,lies and frustrations,now I should have not gotten myself involved in the first place thanks to you all"
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GoRideEmCowboy
419Eater is my life
Joined: 08 Apr 2009
Posts: 375
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Thu May 12, 2011 4:00 pm |
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Zoidberg?
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lord goldblade
Elite Baiter
Joined: 13 Jan 2011
Posts: 1553
Location: Slaying The Prophets Ov Isa
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Thu May 12, 2011 4:16 pm |
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yep so far the good doctor is still undeteced by the lads |
_________________ "You are not only poor but poor bush man who have no ambition to be rich"
"GO DRINK POISEN AND SLEEP THEN DIE FUCK WITH YOUR MONEY"
"i should have known that you are full of lies ,at first you told me you have a flying jet but i never knew that you were nothing but building upstairs on the sky"
"I like to sincerely thank you for all your disappointment,stress ,lies and frustrations,now I should have not gotten myself involved in the first place thanks to you all"
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HarmlessBunny
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 29 May 2009
Posts: 546
Location: In a large cave, surrounded by bones
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Thu May 12, 2011 6:29 pm |
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I have started to see those myself. Yeah kinda new style of ASEM. Just say I have scanned everything in a .pdf, and go to http://www.xn3t.s3/fd/ (yes 3 = e ). Make a 95.7 meg .pdf file for him to download and proceed to bait the crap out of him
You know I wonder if yahoo mail will let me send a gig file to them next... Mwahahahahahahahahaha!!! |
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