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Trophy Videos · Posted: Tue May 03, 2011 9:03 pm

This email that dropped into my catcher acct is just too funny to be hidden down in surplus forum. I think this lad has been massively de-educated. I'd like to share him with all of you. Anyone want to take responsibility for this modality, "the pussy-whipped small boi needs to be saved from an evil wife?" Laughing

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* 120.140.174.179 Packet One Networks (M) Sdn Kuala Lumpur Malaysia

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From: "ROBERT MILLER" <[email protected]>
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Date: Sun, 01 May 2011 04:43:58 +0800
Subject: FROM ROBERT

ROBERT MILLER <[email protected]> Sat, Apr 30, 2011 at 4:43 PM
Reply-To: [email protected]
To: ROBERT MILLER [email protected]>
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Hey!

wat`s good, how `ll i start? just ve to start from somewhere, call me Robert Miller, I`m 39 years old, born and raised in United kingdom, WINSTON CLOSE CANTERBURY KENT CT1 1FA. i contacted you to hear my story and get to know that in this life all that shines are not gold. i am not looking for love or someone to marry. I am in a very horrible and messy situation which i will really need your help to sort out myself for real and start up a new life.

Now to the reason why i contacted you, will i say am in a slavery not marriage and its a mistake i regret up to today to be in this situation. but you don`t have to blame me cos i did not had any option then and if you were me, you will do the same. i married a lady cos of money, she is quiet much older than me which i did not mind cos i devoted all my heart into it cos by that time all i needed is someone to be there for me cos i was practically in the world of my own then but never knew she had her own plans and she has been in this type of game, of using up younger guys and dump them whenever she is done with. i was practically a slave, i have rules and regulations in a house that is suppose to be mine too. i don`t step an inch out of the house, i have lost all my friends and family cos of her and its my fault cos i disowned all before they did just to protect my love for her and protect the invisible family together just the way i tot.

At the end hat did i gain? All i do is eat,sex, abused, flogged by thongs etc. and as i am talking to you i think my own time is up cos i can feel it. but that is not the issue, her life is very terrible and not a straight life, she is into human trafficing and pipings. which if i ever tot of using it against her, then i will die like a chicken cos her connection in bristol is too much.. so the best i can do is use what i have to get what i want so that tomorrow anything goes wrong. i will not just be on the street of london.

So pls my dear, i contacted you cos, it will take alot to find a trusted person to help you out mostly in my case that you don`t really know the person and can`t trust him/her with such deal. and not just anybody but a matured and reasonable person who can understand my situation and help out and not just scold me cos this is not the time for such but actions. i have this cash i stole from one of her and the money is moved to malaysia. and in a well known firm in malaysia. this cash was moved in exactly 30/12/2010. and it is now in full custody of them. so all i need from you is to get this cash out for me and open an account on my name and bank in my share. and take yours. i don`t want to include love, Friendship or anyother tin in this, just business or deal and nothing more and everybody will part in peace and if its destiny that we will meet again or will hook up sometime, So be it.

I know your question, Why Malaysia? i happen to know about malaysia from her cos she always says that it is a place that you can do whatever you like and still get away with it, which am sure she has done alot of trafficing there too. you don`t have to worry about how it will get to malaysia cos its already there.

So getting out this cash from the firm is very easy, all you need to do is get back to me and then i will tell you all you need to know about this firm, the name, person to contact there and the amount we are talking about.

I would be glad to know more of you, I will open a phone conversation then will give out my number and have yours at due time so that we can start a phone conversation in order to confide on each other more as we proceed in this deal. Please feel free to ask any questions if you have any? One thing is this, the sooner, the better cos i don`t know my faith or stands with her and thats is why i wish and pray for this deal to be a sucessful one incase anything happens later, i know within myself am settled for life.

Thanks alot for listerning and pls try as much as you can to keep this story confidential cos who knows,( walls have ears). i hope to hear from you positively and we proceed to the next stage.

Robert.

"piping" is pimping, I believe. Damn she is a nasty woman! Somebody please help this poor abused man! Laughing

Posted: Tue May 03, 2011 9:51 pm

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Why Malaysia? i happen to know about malaysia from her cos she always says that it is a place that you can do whatever you like and still get away with it, which am sure she has done alot of trafficing there too

De-education at its best!! Laughing

Elite Baiter Joined: 19 Jan 2009 Posts: 1440

A sex slave lad! This has got to be an entirely new species.

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then i will die like a chicken

Maybe you could contract him for making some snuff porn?

Posted: Wed May 04, 2011 12:09 am

Be careful a lad might make real snuff porn. Funny stuff!

Posted: Wed May 04, 2011 1:53 am

Lmao nice to see a nonboring script from time to time.

Posted: Wed May 04, 2011 5:06 am

He was in the surplus forum last week.

It has Been fun trying to give R0bert M1ller all the help he needs, but We are having a little trouble with the Bank...

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So let us know what day You want to Leave, and What Sea Port You want to leave from.
And We will Make all the arrangements.

And don't worry about the Bank, There is just a little mix up over some silly ID Paperworks.
The Bank is having some kind of trouble with the Bank's Secretary. but every little thing will be allright.
We will make everything Work together with the Bank, and soonest You will be free from Your lazy Mistress.

So don't be worried about the Voyage, You will love it. and We can't wait to have You.

Best Regards

The Lad is not all that knowledgeable about boats or Geography.

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Pls i need to know what is going on with you and the bank and why you have not gotten this funds transferred to you ... i have not seen any forward email from you to the bank, either the bank write up too.. Pls i have told you i don`t know anything about ship, i don`t even know where to locate one in Uk here, and how will i get to the place.. pls get this funds transferred and from the funds, get me a flight ticket and i will plan for my eascape... pls

Sorry Robert, We don't do Airplanes.

Posted: Wed May 04, 2011 9:09 am

^^^

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i have told you i don`t know anything about ship, i don`t even know where to locate one in Uk here

Being in Bristol, how about going to the harbour?

Posted: Thu May 05, 2011 4:13 am

That's actually quite interesting. It smells like a de-education but reads like a lad:
- generous use of "cos"
- "am in a slavery" rather than "I am"
- "she is quiet much older"

It's almost like a baiter gave him suggestions on a story idea, rather than writing the script itself. Very cool actually Laughing

Posted: Thu May 05, 2011 7:43 am

you're never more than about 60 miles away from the sea in the UK. Poor silly lad. He'll just have to endure more sex, abused and flog with thongs.

Please, please, get a photo of him being flog with thongs.

Posted: Thu May 05, 2011 8:10 am

Being abused and flogged all the time, one has to admire his stamina to still deliver sexually. Maybe I will try to buy him - he would have to do less household chores, too.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 30 Apr 2011 Posts: 21

Jeannette wrote:

Being abused and flogged all the time, one has to admire his stamina to still deliver sexually. Maybe I will try to buy him - he would have to do less household chores, too.

Dare I ask what this means. Shocked

Posted: Thu May 05, 2011 10:20 am

^^^ I can't resist any longer. I'm going to ask him to give me the contact of his cruel dominatrix. I will buy him if he's not too expensive. After all, he's used goods. beating

Edit: He'll get this:
Dear Robert –
I hope I may call you Robert, or even Bob?
Your situation must be terrible. I’ll do my utmost to help you out of it. So here is my plan:
I want to buy you off your cruel wife. Sooner or later she will get tired of you anyway. I guess she will be happy to get some money for you rather than kill you and dump you in the harbour.
Then I’ll help you to come to my place , and we will find a way to get your funds. In the meantime you can work for me – easy stuff, no household chores, and little sex until you are recovered.

Please give me the email address of your wife so we can discuss the financial details.

Affectionately
B3rnadette

Posted: Thu May 05, 2011 9:26 pm

I get first dibs on his cruel flogging wife, she sounds like my kind of grubby cow.

(Can't wait to see where this one goes Laughing

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Posted: Fri May 06, 2011 11:06 am

I love the dropping the 'aitches' to give himself a kind of English accent, the dumbass.

'wat's good',
dunno mate, not you any'ow .. wanka.

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wat`s good, how `ll i start? just ve to start from somewhere, call me Robert Miller, I`m 39 years old, born and raised in United kingdom, WINSTON CLOSE CANTERBURY KENT CT1 1FA. i contacted you to hear my story and get to know that in this life all that shines are not gold. i am not looking for love or someone to marry. I am in a very horrible and messy situation which i will really need your help to sort out myself for real and start up a new life.

Posted: Fri May 06, 2011 11:27 am

Sadly, he didn't bite - my mistake. I should have introduced my plan much later in the bait. Sad

Trophy Videos · Posted: Fri May 06, 2011 4:26 pm

^^Jeanette, that idea of yours is just too good to waste! Rebait him! Very Happy

Posted: Fri May 06, 2011 4:37 pm

Jeanette, don't worry to much about making a mistake,
Check out this silly mistake I just made...

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Robert, For What Reason is it You need Our Help?
Did You not ask Us for Help?

We have tried to Help You Robert, But Your Bank Will Not Let Us Help You.

Let Us know if We can Do Anything Else to make Your Bank Understand Security.
We can not take any chances anymore, To many Times have We been Scammed,
And here again With Your Bank, We thought We were sending Money to the Bank,
and instead We were Tricked by a Secretary that says She works for Barrister Singla.And She indeed gave to Us the Wrong Computer Banking Account, and We got Cheated.
And now Barrister Singla says He does not No where the Money is now. We are not Sure.

We will not be Cheated again Robert Miller.

We will do what We can For You.

Best Regards

OopsiePoodle's, I got My Lads and Lawyers all mixed up.
Naturally the Lad is a bit confused by it all, and Replies with this...

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so sorry to hear that, but i think you are mixing up something somehwere... i don`t have any secretary or an barrister or slicitor... pls... you have to deal with the bank direct and nobody else..

So this is the contact information of the bank again..

STANDARD CHARTERED BANK(MALAYSIA)BERHAD
Blah, Blah...

N.B: Pls as you mail them, fill this form below and send to them too and wait for their reply okay..
STANDARD CHARTERED BANK(MALAYSIA)BERHAD
Blah, Blah,

Dear Sir,

APPLICATION FOR THE RELEASE OF MY FUNDS SUM 7.5 MILLION US.DOLLARS IN ACCOUNT NUMBER: 56002098 WITH STANDARD CHARTERED BANK(MALAYSIA)BERHAD.

I, apply for the release and transfer of my funds sum total Seven Million, Five hundred Thousand US Dollars (7.500,000,000) situated in Account number: 56002098 with STANDARD CHARTERED BANK(MALAYSIA)BERHAD
Name, address, Blah, Blah....

So what to Do? I know, He just want's the Money, so let's not talk about that...

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Dear Robert,

We most Certainly Confussed by this Matter. What has Happened? What went Wrong?

Robert, We so have some Real Questions about this Matter. Please help Us with this.

(1):Could You confirm that You have no Barrister Named Tony Singla?

(2): Can You confirm that You have no knowledge of a Miss Mary Gomers?

(3): Will You confirm for Us, that Standard Bank did not send this Computer Mail to Us?
ATTN: JIM BARTLETT

Hello Jim,

I would like to introduce myself, my name is Miss Mary Gomers,

I am Mr. Darren Cheah's new Secretary and personal assistant, I will be assisting Darren with his day to day transactions.

In order to help Mr. Cheah with his daily duties here are some guide lines you will need to follow,
Please follow these instructions carefully.

Allways send a copy of any correspondences you have with Mr. Cheah. He sometimes gets confused and makes mistakes,
So, It will be best if at any time Mr. Cheah asks for Payments of any type, You should send the Payment directly to me.

This includes any Money Gram or Western Union payments. Just send them in my name, Mary Gomers.

Do not bother Mr. Cheah with information about me, He will have all my information in our main office,
So you won't need to send any information about me, Even if he asks you for information, do not send any information about me.
He will only get confused and make a mistake and maybe lose his job.
You would not want him to lose his job would you?

You must please do as I say in this letter. thank you.

-Mary Gomers-

We Believe that this Letter Did come from Standard Bank, Is this not True?

Either Way, We have a Serious Security Problem with this Matter.
The Security will have to be Addressed before Our Community can Proceed with this Matter.

Please advise on how to Proceed Next.

Best Regards

Well Robert? what shall We do, The Community wants to know...

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OMG JIM!!!

ANSWERS TO THE QUESTION
(1):Could You confirm that You have no Barrister Named Tony Singla?: I DON`T HAVE ANY BARRISTER AT ALL, NEVER HAVE THE CHANCE TO HAVE ONE .... NOT TO TALK OF BARRISTER TONY SINGLA... HOW WILL I HAVE A BARRISTER AND I WILL BE SUCK IN THIS SITUATION AND NEED YOUR HELP ??? THATS IS A BIG QUESTION...????

(2): Can You confirm that You have no knowledge of a Miss Mary Gomers: SOMETHING IS WRONG SOMEWHERE AND SOMEONE HACK INTO YOUR SYSTEM COS HE OR SHE FOUND OUT ABOUT MY CORRESPODENCES WITH YOU AND WANT TO PLAY GAMES... DON`T KNOW ANY MISS GOMERS AND WILL NOT WANT TO KNOW ANYBODY LIKE THAT.... THAT IS WHY I TOLD YOU TO CONTACT JUST THE BANK WITH THE INFORMATIONS I GAVE YOU... THIS IS CRAZY AND FUNNY, HOW CAN MISS GOMERS OR WHATEVER TELL YOU THAT MR CHEAH IS SOMEHOW CONFUSED AND HE WILL BE IN A BANKING SECTOR... THINK ABOUT THAT... ITS FUNNY LOL!!

(3): Will You confirm for Us, that Standard Bank did not send this Computer Mail to Us? THE BANK CAN`T SEND YOU AN EMAIL IF YOU DID NOT CONTACT THEM WITH THE FORM I GAVE YOU WHICH YOU HAVE TO FILL AND SUBMIT TO THEM AND THEN THEY WILL GET BACK TO YOU AND THEN PROCEED....
JIM, PLS FROM NOW ONWARDS, DO NOT CONTACT ANYBODY AGAIN BOTH THE BARRISTER TONY AND MISS GOMERS... PLS.. AND I WILL LIKE YOU TO FORWARD TO ME THEIR EMAIL ID IF THEY HAVE WRITTEN YOU IN ONE WAY OR THE OTHER PLS... AND ALSO THEIR PHONE NUMBERS PLS... THIS IS MY MONEY WE ARE TALKING ABOUT PLS.. FOR MY SAFETY AND AS WELL YOURS.. SO CONTACT THE BANK RIGHT NOW WITH YOUR FULL CONTACT INFORMATIONS AND FILL THE FORM BELOW OKAY... AND PLS THIS TIME AROUND BE VERY CAREFUL WITH ANYBODY THAT CONTACT YOU APART FROM THE BANK ONLY OKAY...
BELOW IS THE INFORMATIONS OF THE BANK YOU NEED:

See, No worries, and We will see what tommorow brings.

Posted: Fri May 06, 2011 6:19 pm

^^^ Brilliant move there! clapping

Good to know he's still alive. New character, new bait. Twisted Evil

Edit: Bite, slave!

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Dear Mr Miller,
I think I understand how you feel. I found myself in a similar situation in my own marriage. I got married for security, but instead it turned out to be hell. And all that money didn’t make a difference in the end. Well, that is behind me now, and my circumstances might allow me to help you.
But maybe in the meantime you have already found help elsewhere. If not, feel free to contact me.
Best wishes
Hopeful Baiter

Trophy Videos · Posted: Sun May 08, 2011 6:31 am

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DON`T KNOW ANY MISS GOMERS AND WILL NOT WANT TO KNOW ANYBODY LIKE THAT....

Fine chop! Very Happy

I'm sure she is not as bad as everyone says she is, now truly, this is Mrs. Gomers we are talking about here. She is very sweet. Smile

Posted: Sun May 08, 2011 7:05 am

He didn't answer me yet - may he doesn't work weekends. If I don't hear back by Monday, I'll contact him as a cinema producer who wants to buy the rights to the story. And I solemny promise to just send him: "Re: Financial Proposition - please get back".

Posted: Sun May 08, 2011 7:17 am

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STANDARD CHARTERED BANK(MALAYSIA)BERHAD

Erp, the login to his 'bank' was suspended two days ago (he forgot to change the web browser banner from the previous fake bank, pretty amusing IMHO). Waiting for confirmation on his 'bank' site now. Just ran across it, didn't know it was bait-involved. Sorry if I've irked anyone, but glad if I got a lad worked up!

Trophy Videos · Posted: Sun May 08, 2011 2:48 pm

Closing fake banks and real accounts trumps "disturbing" a bait every time. Thanks, TheFae.
He'll just have to give us his next ones in line, so those can be deaded, too.
Very Happy

Posted: Sun May 08, 2011 6:08 pm

^^You know where to find me when that happens. Wink

Posted: Mon May 09, 2011 11:24 am

Look what I found in my spam folder - sent Saturday, too:

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Omg!! so you have heard such cause too?? well what will i say then, you understand my situation and atleast will not just blame me for my act cos in this world we need to secure our future and many people will not understand that. all i have explain to u in my first email is the whole truth and nothing but the truth. as you can see the sucess of this Deal relies on our hand, and it's to our own detriment, i want you to have the trust and believe in me first, because Deal without trust will never hold or succede. I strongly believe that this is the genesis of our cordial deal relationship, as we both will be of benefit to each other through the sucess of this Deal.

i have the feelings that my limits wit her is up pretty soon and i need to secure my future, which i believe that if u are in my situation, you will do the same, Honesty you don`t know what i have seen in her hands...
It a long story which i will explain to u face to face by his grace after you must have gotten this funds in ur possession. So i will like you to provide to me:
Your Full Names,
contact Address,
mobile numbers,
And i will tell you the next step to follow for this deal to be a sucess cos i have everything in control. In my next email after you must have gotten all i asked from you, i will give you the full contact details of the firm you will contact and a back up letter that you will attach with ur email when you submit to them and then we proceed okay.

Waiting!

Now he'll have to deal with a merry widow. Mr. Green

Posted: Mon May 09, 2011 4:00 pm

@ whajushappen: Just how bright is this lad? Do I need to get weird pretty slowly?

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