Military zombie, the return

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Posted: Tue Apr 26, 2011 1:38 am

Now, you go to know a friend of Sara, Lenore Ce2nere. Once upon a time she was walking at the dating place when a man saw her! Love at the first sight!
That man... the military zombie!
Read..."the sergeant" or "Someone wants a sergeant?" - for know about him.

The return.... Twisted Evil

Quote:

I love your profile, thanks for your answer sweetie! I think you're my soulmate! I hope you like my pics!
Gregory

the second email:

Quote:

My Dearest Lenore, I met you a week ago on the Internet, and since that time, I have grown to love you so deeply. I have heard it said that online romances don't last, but I disagree. I know that what we are doing may be considered wrong by some, but I also know what I feel in my heart, and I know that it's real.

I lay awake at night, sometimes, and I cry 'cause I miss you so much. I know that we can't change the past, and I know that we can't predict the future, but my heart does not lie ... I am so in love with you.

I wish I could kiss you so tenderly to make your heart skips a beat. I want to look into your beautiful eyes, I want to know how much you love me.I want to make love so sweetly and passionately with you, I can feel the emotion just by holding you closely to my heart... we may not be close to each other presently, but our love still goes on, and I just want you to know that you are precious to me and no matter how this story turns out, I will always love you, now and forever. I love you, Baby....

I am so sorry if you think I don't wanna talk to you but the gospel truth is that you don't seems closer to you and make to be online when I am.
I also feel like talking to you,I really wanna get to know more about you dear,I wanna get to know all about you.kindly tell what state you are in Brasil and when you can be online in your own time,so I will try my best to be here to chat with you.

Love always,

Greg

My answer:

Quote:

Dear Gregory,

Honey, that was beautiful but I prefer your simple words than you copy a poem to me! In the next time, write you a poem.
Are you fine? How are the duties? they are so exciting! Pumps...grenades...traps... You need tell me all for me! I love!
Write soon!
kisses

Lenore

I need go to sleep.... tomorrow the first conversation between Gregory and Lenore.... I promise It was very good! Twisted Evil

or very bad!

Posted: Tue Apr 26, 2011 11:14 am

Ha! Sara has spawned an evil twin. Look out lads!!

And thanks for giving me an idea with your Military ZOMBIE subject line, Sweet Poetry Wink

Posted: Wed Apr 27, 2011 12:49 am

Phil, you're welcome! Tell me about your idea!

As I promised:

Quote:

DING-DONG!!!
Gregory: I am glad you arer here with me
lenore: Hello honey
lenore: ar you fine
Gregory: I am so sorry for not having the opportunity to chat with you for a long period of time
lenore: yes, me too
Gregory: am good and you?
lenore: fine
lenore: did you read my email?
Gregory: I just came online now and I haven't opened my mail
lenore: ok
Gregory: let me go read it now dear
lenore: after
DING-DONG!!!
lenore: honey
Gregory: after why?
lenore: read after
lenore: i go to my bed
Gregory: ok
lenore: i'm very tired
Gregory: i hope you can talk to me for long dear
lenore: and tomorrow i'll go wake up at 4 am
Gregory: I want to talk a lot with you
lenore: me too but i need go to sleep
lenore: i'll wake up at 4 am honey
lenore: i need buy the flowers
Gregory: thats the problem dear
Gregory: you are not always waiting here to chat with me
Gregory: I am a combat
lenore: sorry honey
Gregory: I have been out since morning
lenore: but you must remember the floriculture
Gregory: i just came back and really wanna chat with you
Gregory: although I am so tired
lenore: oh honey!
Gregory: but it is a sacrifice I must make but here u are telling me you are leaving
lenore: sorry honey
lenore: tell me about your day
Gregory: this is unfair
lenore: yes it is
Gregory: are u gonna stay
lenore: a few
lenore: ok?
Gregory: ok
Gregory: thank you
Gregory: i already glanced through the message
Gregory: I never copied the poem
Gregory: I am a poet
Gregory: I have a lot of award in my high school for that
lenore: you must remember, if I won't buy the flowers i close my floriculture
Gregory: I love reading and writting
lenore: oh great
Gregory: and the poem I sent to u was not by any other poet
Gregory: I composed it for you
Gregory: and moreso
lenore: you're so lovely honey
Gregory: I don't see that as a poem
Gregory: I see it as what I wrote from my mind due to the way I felt
lenore: wow
Gregory: so dear
Gregory: what way?
lenore: thanks a lot honey
Gregory: you made use of some military terms in your message
Gregory: what do u know about my course?
lenore: i like it
lenore: i read about
Gregory: ok
Gregory: so tell me more about yourself
Gregory: do u have kids?
lenore: no
lenore: and you?
Gregory: no
lenore: I'm divorced
lenore: without child
Gregory: how many years have u beenn divorced and what is the reason of divorce?
lenore: two yrs
lenore: i discovered that he had a mistress
lenore: a friend of mine
Gregory: oh
Gregory: a friend of yours
Gregory: that incredible
Gregory: so what do you want from me?
Gregory: because I don't want games because I am too old for that
lenore: I want a sincere, honest man
lenore: no games and no lies
lenore: a special someone just for me
lenore: What do you think?
DING-DONG!!!
Gregory: what I think is that we have a lot in common
Gregory: because those are exactly what I want
lenore: I have my own business now I want my own man
Gregory: can you truly reciprocate the kind of feeling I already feel for you?
lenore: What do you feel for me?
Gregory: I feel you are an interesting person
Gregory: that you are truly sincere in meeting a real man
lenore: ok
lenore: what else?
Gregory: but the question here is that can you really give true and pure love
lenore: yes i'm sure of it
lenore: If i find the right man for me
Gregory: that means you don't really feel anything for me because you believe am not the right person
lenore: honey, it's early! I don't know you yet
Gregory: thats why you are using the word IF
Gregory: IF is a conditional word
lenore: I'm not in love with you yet
lenore: i need know more about you
Gregory: but we can build love dear
lenore: that is true
lenore: let me know your soul
lenore: Do you want know more about me?
Gregory: I don't know how this sound to you but what I feel for you now is more than just a friend
Gregory: becasue thats what I want
Gregory: let me be more than a friend to u dear
lenore: i hope so
lenore: I'm talking only with you honey!
Gregory: let me say something silly
lenore: ok
Gregory: but its not silly to me but that is how it ll looks to u
Gregory: I love you already within some minutes
lenore: slow honey
Gregory: you are really an interesting lady
lenore: thanks
Gregory: its such a pleasure talking to you
lenore: you are a gentleman!
Gregory: but how can we make things work between us
Gregory: I really wanna hear your voice

I said It was love at first email....

Quote:

lenore: tell me about your family
Gregory: I am from a family of 2
Gregory: I am the youngest and the only son
Gregory: I only have a sister
Gregory: dad died in an auto crash 1998
Gregory: but mum is still hale and hearty
lenore: oh, sorry about your dad
lenore: What's your mother name?
Gregory: what about you?
Gregory: my mums name is roseline
Gregory: dad is williams
Gregory: so tell me about your family
lenore: ok, i have only one sister, but she is very ill
Gregory: vvery ill?
Gregory: what is the nature of the illness?
lenore: she is my twin sister
Gregory: so you are a twin
lenore: yes, my sister had cancer
Gregory: oh sorry to hear that
lenore: and had her ear amputated
Gregory: what is the cause of her ear been amputated?
lenore: and lost his hearing
lenore: the cancer
Gregory: ok
Gregory: so where is she now?
lenore: she lives in a hospital
Gregory: ok
lenore: psychiatric
Gregory: clsoe to you?
Gregory: close to you?
lenore: sometimes when she is better she stays with me
Gregory: psychiatric hospital?
lenore: yes honey
Gregory: does she has a mental problem?
lenore: yes, the disease, affected her brain
Gregory: oh
Gregory: I think she is going through a lot
Gregory: I wish there is something I could do to help
lenore: but i love Berenice very much
Gregory: but I will always remember her in prayers
lenore: brb
Gregory: but can you allow my fly her to the USA?
lenore: sorry
lenore: i'm back
Gregory: ok
Gregory: so dear can you allow my fly her to the USA?
lenore: explain that
lenore: explain
Gregory: for proper treatment
Gregory: if you ar I are gonna be together
Gregory: I can't bear to see your twin sister suffering
lenore: honey, the doctor said she doesn't have cure
lenore: but i agree with you
Gregory: is it the cancer or insanity?
lenore: Berenice is very important to me
lenore: the cancer is controlled
lenore: the insanity no
Gregory: There is nothing the Lord can't do
Gregory: the doctor can say that but not God
lenore: yes honey I believe
Gregory: are you a good christian?
DING-DONG!!!
Gregory: u there?
lenore: sorry, i needed wash my face ... i was crying
Gregory: oh sorry
lenore: Yes I am
Gregory: did I sy something wrong?
lenore: I'm fine sorry
lenore: no, honey, you're a good man!
Gregory: but talking about that issue made you cry
lenore: She is my twin! I love Berenice!
Gregory: I know how you feel dear
Gregory: but you have to take heart honey
lenore: honey, sorry, I have a headache. Can I talk with tomorrow?
Gregory: you have to put yourself together
Gregory: you must be strong

Posted: Wed Apr 27, 2011 1:30 am

Jeannette, do you remember this? Thanks! Wink

Quote:

Dear Greg,

Forgive me please! You must think I'm as mad as Berenice! I'm not!

I need explain something to you. I told you about the sickness of Berenice, my sister. Do you remember? She receives treatment for cancer and insanity. She had an ear amputated. All very painful for us!

So, I made a promise to never use a phone again in my life. Surely you know the dangers of phone use. You must know about the effects that regular exposure to radio frequency radiation can have on our health. Regular exposure to radio frequency radiation may interfere with the electrical fields of our cells. Common health challenges that have been linked to regular exposure to radio frequency radiation includes abnormal cell growth and damage to cellular DNA, difficult sleeping, depression, anxiety, irritability, childhood and adult leukemia, eye and ear cancer, immune system suppression, attention span deficit and memory loss and also infertility. Yes, Berenice spoke a lot on the phone! We can see the consequence! I never use a phone!

I hope you understand me. Actually I'm glad you don't have a phone, it's more secure.

Maybe you can chat tomorrow. I loved our last chat.

Kisses

Lenore

Posted: Wed Apr 27, 2011 8:03 am

Oh Sweet Poetry…

Am I a sick person? Because you made me laugh when I read:

Quote:

lenore: yes, my sister had cancer
Gregory: oh sorry to hear that
lenore: and had her ear amputated

I don't know why. It sounds bizarre. I think your twin should have her other ear amputated too. So sad. Because she is short-sighted and now cannot wear her glasses.

Love Phil X

PS Zombie idea was for the Child Trust form Doughnut has sent to Mike and Little Susan. Hopefully he will fill in the form and then you will see!

Posted: Wed Apr 27, 2011 8:14 am

^^^ Ooooh, shades of my fave director David Cronenberg and his 1988 film "Dead Ringers". What one twin does the other follows suit. Nice one Smile

Posted: Wed Apr 27, 2011 8:32 am

Quote:

Jeannette, do you remember this?

Posted: Thu Apr 28, 2011 11:25 am

Yesterday night:

Quote:

Dear Greg,

I hope you're fine. I'm missing you very much. I can't forget your beautiful words to me. You're a gentleman and has a beautiful heart.
I'm waiting for you. when will you finish your duty?
Please, write to me!
I went to see Berenice and I told her about you. She is very happy. I promise her to send your pic so she can see you. I think you and Berenice will be friends
Don't forget me.

kisses

Lenore.

Today:

Quote:

How are you and how is Berenice doing,I guess she is doing fine.I am so happy you came back online to send message to me,you can't imagine how I am to read from you.You should have explained and not just start ranting and raving at me as if I committed a murder,you made me feel as if I did something that requires a severe punishment.
Its okay,I am no more infuriated because you really spoil my day then but your apologies has been accepted.
I also enjoyed our chatting and if we really go on this way,we may both walk down the aisle to tie the nuptial knot.

Hope to talk to you soon

Greg

Good, very good! Twisted Evil

Posted: Sat Apr 30, 2011 11:18 pm

A normal conversation between Gregory, Lenore and ...Berenice.

Quote:

DING-DONG!!!
Gregory: hello dear
Gregory: how are you doing honey?
lenore: Oh dear!
Gregory: I missed you so much
lenore: me too
Gregory: I am so happy you are here now
lenore: I was waiting for you!
lenore: very sad
Gregory: thank you waiting for me
lenore: but now i'm happy!
Gregory: that is what u should do always dear
lenore: Berenice is here with me tonight
Gregory: what state are you in brasil?
lenore: São Paulo, do you know?
Gregory: I know sao paulo
lenore: It's a big city
Gregory: I have been part of an escort team when President BUSH visited some years back
Gregory: our ex president
lenore: great
Gregory: a very beautiful place
Gregory: and you know I love soccer
Gregory: so I took out time to see a match then
Gregory: corithian vs sao paulo
lenore: good
Gregory: so dear how is berenice?
lenore: Berenice is good, she is sending a hug for you
Gregory: darling I really want to be with you
lenore: She says you are her boyfriend!
Gregory: lol
lenore: I showed your pic to her and she loved!
Gregory: does she understand things been said to her?
lenore: yes
lenore: but not very well
lenore: She says you are her boyfriend and you and she will marry soon
lenore: lol
lenore: Tell me about you day honey
Gregory: it wasn't so good dear
lenore: What are you doing?
Gregory: I am doing some DT strtegies
lenore: DT ?
Gregory: Defense Tactics
lenore: tell me!
Gregory: tell you what dear?
lenore: about DT
lenore: I want know!
Gregory: I am not so good in an internet dating
Gregory: I want the real thing
Gregory: I wanna meet you dear
Gregory: I wanna visit sao paulo again
lenore: of course honey
Gregory: so how do u think we can achieve that
lenore: honey, Berenice wants talk with you, is it ok for you?
Gregory: busy?
Gregory: is she in your house?
lenore: yes, beside me
Gregory: do you have a cam?
lenoree: no
lenore: wait...
lenoree: Please, honey, talk with her
Gregory: thats ok
Gregory: ok
lenore: wait
Gregory: its a pleasure

lenore: Helo, my name is Berenice you are my boyfriend
Gregory: lol
Gregory: yes I am
Gregory: and I love you
lenore: i lov u
Gregory: and I also love lenore
lenore: Lenore is happy wih us
Gregory: yes I guess she is
lenore: no you love Berenice me
Gregory: i love you both
Gregory:
lenore: gregory loves berenice
lenore: berenice lovs gregory
Gregory: i love you
Gregory: how long will you be staying with Lenore?
lenore: Berenice lives here
lenore: but i go to u
lenore: and we mary
Gregory: I wanna get married to Lenore
lenore: and we have 5 child
Gregory: but I love you like a sister
lenore: 2 son 3 daughters
Gregory: you love children?
lenore: yes we will have togethr
Gregory: do u want so much children?
lenore: we have 5
lenore: where will we live?
Gregory: yes we will
Gregory: u I and Lenore
lenore: yes
Gregory: we will live together as one family
lenore: yes and our child too
lenore: 5 child
Gregory: yes
lenore: do you know am i twin Lenore?
lenore: but i am more beautiful
lenore: i love you!
Gregory: lol
Gregory: I know you are her twin sister
lenore: I love you and our child
Gregory: but I haven't seen your picture yet
lenore: no...

lenore: Hony, sorru.. now it's Lenore
lenore: sorry
Gregory: ok
lenore: thanks honey
Gregory: I think she will be okay when I get there
lenore: Berenice is very happy now
Gregory: you know what she needs
Gregory: she needs a lot of attention
lenore: all time
Gregory: and to be showed love
lenore: yes honey
Gregory: how long will berenice be staying with you?
lenore: this weekend
lenore: Monday she'll return to the hospital
Gregory: ok
Gregory: honey can you make a vacation request for me?
lenore: what?
Gregory: I wanna travel down to sao paulo to see you both
Gregory: so can you request a vacation for me?
lenore: me?
Gregory: yes
lenore: I can't understand
Gregory: I mean you should make vacation for me from the US defense Department
lenore: Berenice asked me to send the pics for you
Gregory: ok
Gregory: is she the one in a rd top?
Gregory: is she the one in a red top?
lenore: yes
Gregory: oh goodness
Gregory: she is so beauyiful
lenore: Berenice just like me
lenore: we are idntical twins
Gregory: yes
Gregory: is she dancing in the pics?
lenore: yes
Gregory: darling
Gregory: I love you so much

lenore: Hi me Berenice
Gregory: I have seen your picture
lenore: iam beautiful
Gregory: u are truly beautiful
lenore: do you like me?
lenore: pick me
Gregory: yes I do
Gregory: but I am already in love with Lenore
lenore: no lenore
lenore: me Berenice
: gregory lovs berenice no lenore
lenore: Do you lov berenice ?
Gregory: yes I do
lenore: good
lenore: berenice loves grego
lenore: now we must go to bed and sleep and dream and be good for God
lenore: do you pray before sleep?
Gregory: yes I do
lenore: God loves u bernice and lenore
lenore: amem
Gregory: amen
lenore: boa noite
lenore: goodnight
Gregory: not yet dear
lenore: go to bd
Gregory: I wanna speak about some issues to lenore
lenore: go to bed
Gregory: we want to discuss my traveling
Gregory: I want to come see you both in sao paulo
Gregory left Messenger. (30/4/2011 19:31)

Posted: Sun May 01, 2011 12:06 pm

Brilliant! I'm confused so Lord knows what gregory must feel! Very Happy

Posted: Sun May 01, 2011 4:59 pm

He's fast: Begging for money after four days.

Posted: Sun May 01, 2011 7:18 pm

Who is there? Lenore or Berenice? Twisted Evil

Quote:

DING-DONG!!!
Gregory: I am not happy with you
Gregory: so I
Gregory: don't wanna chat with u
lenore: honey, are you there?
Gregory: I am here but not happy with you
lenore: why are you no happy with me?
Gregory: why did you sign out last night?
lenore: I need!
Gregory: you need to
Gregory: at least there should a notification
Gregory: you just said you wanna go to bed
Gregory: and you went
Gregory: do you really cherish me
Gregory: what do u take ,me for?
lenore: Oh babe, i love you!
lenore: don't be angry with me!
Gregory: but why do u treat me like nobody?
lenore: nobody?
Gregory: yes
Gregory: like some one who is you hate
lenore: you are my life
Gregory: I don't think so
Gregory: IU don't think you truly mean what you just said
lenore: you ar my man i love you so much
Gregory: if IU am what you said I am to you
Gregory: then show it to me in all ways
lenore: do you come get me?
Gregory: yes
Gregory: that is what I wanted to talk to u about dear
lenore: when?
Gregory: that is the reason am angry with you
Gregory: I want you to do something for the both of us
lenore: i m in the hell here
Gregory: how do u mean hell?
lenore: hell ... hell
lenore: do you know about it?
Gregory: no
Gregory: tell me about it
lenore: walls
lenore: white walls....
Gregory: you talk in parables dear
Gregory: hit the nail on the head
lenore: white clothes... no nails on the head
Gregory: I don't understand you
lenore: but you know i love u
Gregory: just tell me what is going on
lenore: fine all is fine but i need u
Gregory: I also need you honey
Gregory: but the problem here is that
Gregory: I am in service
Gregory: I can't just do things at wish
Gregory: I have a commandant
Gregory: am an army
Gregory: do u know what that means
Gregory: not just an army of no worth
Gregory: USMC
lenore: ask for resignation
Gregory: United States Marine Corp
Gregory: why?
Gregory: woill u pay me salaries?>
lenore: me
lenore: my brave soldier you can save me
lenore: save me of this hell
Gregory: so are you serious about me resigning?
Gregory: u want me to resign my duty
Gregory: my oath
lenore: of course
Gregory: my oath of service
Gregory: do u wanna employ me?
lenore: you need to do a oath of love for me!!!!!
Gregory: LOL
lenore: the eternal lov
Gregory: yes
Gregory: forever
lenore: for ever
Gregory: so tell me how is my dear?
lenore: in lov
lenore: and you babe?
Gregory: I am asking of your twin sis
Gregory: Berenice
lenore: my sis is good
lenore: she is sleping
Gregory: ok
Gregory: I can't see seriousness in you
Gregory: you are not committed to this relationship
lenore: me? why not?
Gregory: am serious
Gregory: I don't know how to hide things
Gregory: I say what I feel should be said
Gregory: and I don't want another relationship that will later floop
lenore: i am sad
Gregory: I want my date to lead to amrriage
Gregory: and I want to be happillt married forever
Gregory: I am not in for another joke or games
lenore: neither i
Gregory: tell me if you truly want me or not
Gregory: with all sincerity
Gregory: tell me
lenore: i want u now
lenore: come here
lenore: do u want me?
Gregory: yes I do
Gregory: with all my life
lenore: i am not scared now
Gregory: where u scared before?
lenore: i was my hart brokem
Gregory: when was that?
lenore: just let me cry
Gregory: when was your heart broken?
lenore: take me honey
Gregory: I already did
lenore: i hurt myself so you can't
lenore: i just don't give a fuck!
lenore: nobody said it has easy no one ever said it hould be this hard
Gregory: I think you are different
lenore: it hurts like hell
Gregory: what do you want me to do now?
lenore: save me my soldier!
Gregory: from what dear?
Gregory: is anyone trying to hurt you?
lenore: save me of my loneliness my soldier
Gregory: ok
Gregory: now I understand
Gregory: do you want to come to the USA?
lenore: with u
lenore: i lov u
Gregory: yes
lenore: the stress of all is enough to kill me
lenore: i want go to Iraq and stay with u
Gregory: I have been redeployed dear
Gregory: I am now in Afghanistan
Gregory: Its also in asia
Gregory: Its also an arab country
lenore: i go to afghanistan
Gregory: I can't let you come here
lenore: can i?
Gregory: Its dangerous
lenore: no with u
Gregory: I am on duty here
Gregory: liusten carefully dear
lenore: u protect me
Gregory: the best thing is for me to come and meet you in brasil
Gregory: then we go to the US together
Gregory: what about that
lenore: fine babe
Gregory: but we have to do that together
Gregory: ok?
lenore: i dont want more this hell
lenore: white walls
Gregory: I willtake you away from the hell
lenore: white clothes
lenore: drugs
lenore: psiuuuuuuuu!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lenore: Lenore is coming!
Gregory: is this Lenore or Berenice?
lenore: i ned to go
lenore: kisss
Gregory: bye

Do you know? Laughing

Posted: Sun May 01, 2011 9:40 pm

He needed a friend word!

Quote:

Dear,

Sorry about Berenice! She told me what she did in this afternoon with you. I went to sleep a little after lunch and when I waked up I saw Berenice on the computer. She turned off quickly when I got close. Later she told me she was talking with you.
Yesterday night, she turned off the computer and I could not say goodbye to you. Sorry. After I need to put Berenice to sleep, unhappy, she was very excited and she was slow to sleep. When I returned to the messenger you weren't there and in the same way in this afternoon.
Please, don't be angry with me! You're an angel with my sister Berenice. She is very happy and me too! You know how Berenice is important to me! Thanks honey! You're my angel too!
I think I can fall in love with you. You're a great man!
Do you think you can live with me and my sister Berenice? I know, it's not easy.

Kisses

yours

Lenore

Master Baiter Joined: 26 Mar 2011 Posts: 128

just wonderful sweet poetry, I am learning a lot here.....

Dancing Banana

Orange Rose clapping

Posted: Mon May 02, 2011 12:27 am

Ahh sweet poetry you took my evil twin idea and made it evil insane twin!!

Mr. Green

Not the white!!! Laughing

Posted: Wed May 04, 2011 8:36 am

Quote:

I am very sorry for not coming online but I hope you know how demanding my duty is,aside from that,I don't really know the exact time we can meet each other online considering the fact that there is time difference.
I also missed you so much honey and all I think of is you and Berenice,I pray the Lord heals her soon.I love you so much my Angel and will always do.
You are the love of my life and I am thankful to the God for making our part cross.
The bastard Osama is truly dead and gone forever into the bottomless pit of hell.
I think the world has been made more secure.Thanks to all the world,thanks to President Obama for his relentless effort and thanks to all the United States Marine Corps and all the American citizen.It is justice well served.
I want you to do something immediately you come online.
Send a message to this e-mail,it is the defense department e-mail.Tell them you are my fiancee and you need me to be relieved of duty for sometime so that I can come home to you.
my information are:
Sergeant Ye2tman Gre2gory
USMC
US troop in Co2te D'Ivo2ire
rank(E-5)Private
the email is {[email protected]}

send the email today so we can know if I ll be granted or not.I love you so much.

Always Yours

Greg

Calm! It's still early! Cool

Posted: Wed May 04, 2011 10:43 am

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Thanks by your email. I was very touched with you.
You may not understand the problem of Bernice, that is not easy. No useless you want to run here but thanks again.
I'm going try explain to you the problem of Berenice. She has a psicose named Paranoid Schizophrenia.
Schizophrenia is characterized by profound disruption in cognition and emotion, affecting the most fundamental human attributes: language, thought, perception, affect, and sense of self. The array of symptoms, while wide ranging, frequently includes psychotic manifestations, such as hearing internal voices or experiencing other sensations not connected to an obvious source (hallucinations) and assigning unusual significance or meaning to normal events or holding fixed false personal beliefs (delusions). No single symptom is definitive for diagnosis; rather, the diagnosis encompasses a pattern of signs and symptoms, in conjunction with impaired occupational or social functioning .
Delusions - false beliefs strongly held in spite of invalidating evidence, especially as a symptom of mental illness: for example,
Paranoid delusions, or delusions of persecution, for example believing that people are "out to get" you, or the thought that people are doing things when there is no external evidence that such things are taking place.
Delusions of reference - when things in the environment seem to be directly related to you even though they are not. For example it may seem as if people are talking about you or special personal messages are being communicated to you through the TV, radio, or other media.
Somatic Delusions are false beliefs about your body - for example that a terrible physical illness exists or that something foreign is inside or passing through your body.
Delusions of grandeur - for example when you believe that you are very special or have special powers or abilities. An example of a grandiouse delusion is thinking you are a famous rock star or you are in love with an army named Gregory.
Hallucinations - Hallucinations can take a number of different forms - they can be:
Visual (seeing things that are not there or that other people cannot see),
Auditory (hearing voices that other people can't hear,
Tactile (feeling things that other people don't feel or something touching your skin that isn't there.)
Olfactory (smelling things that other people cannot smell, or not smelling the same thing that other people do smell)
Gustatory experiences (tasting things that isn't there)
Disorganized speech (e.g., frequent derailment or incoherence) - these are also called "word salads". Ongoing disjointed or rambling monologues - in which a person seems to talking to himself/herself or imagined people or voice.Cognitive Symptoms of Schizophrenia
Cognitive symptoms refer to the difficulties with concentration and memory. These can include:
disorganized thinking
slow thinking
difficulty understanding
poor concentration
poor memory
difficulty expressing thoughts
difficulty integrating thoughts, feelings and behavior

It's very sad.
Later I'll write more to you.

kisses

Lenore

Will he like my answer? Very Happy

Posted: Fri May 06, 2011 12:21 am

In this afternoon:

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Gregory: hello love
Gregory: I came online now but you are not here to chat with me
Gregory: I missed you so much honey
Gregory: I love you
lenore: honey!
lenore: I'm here
lenore: are you fine?
Gregory: how are dear
Gregory: am not dear
Gregory: am not fine at all
lenore: sorry
Gregory: why didn't you do what I asked you to do?
lenore: what?
lenore: I don't understand
Gregory: didn't you read the message I sent to you
lenore: Are you sick?
Gregory: asking you to request a vacation for me
Gregory: go and read the last message I sent to you e-mail
Gregory: and then come back and tell me what it says
lenore: honey, I can't do that.
lenore: It's still ealy to us
Gregory: is that so
lenore: I don't know you enough for that
Gregory: then maybe we should just forget about all this
Gregory: I think you are not really interested in meeting me
lenore: and we have the problem with Berenice
lenore: did you read my email?
Gregory: all you need is a chatmate
lenore: no, honey
lenore: you're wrong
lenore: I'm thinking all time about us!
lenore: I guess it's serious
lenore: we can make our dreams come true
lenore: I need just one more time
Gregory: then why can't you find a way of getting home to meet you
lenore: Can you understand me?
Gregory: you are always saying you can't do this,you can't do that
Gregory: you can't do anything
lenore: ohhhh honeyyyyyy
Gregory: so why should I waste my time
lenore: do you think that?
lenore: You're making me very sad!
Gregory: I am looking for a lady who is ready for real relationship
Gregory: you are frustrating me
lenore: But I have Berenice!
Gregory: am so eager to meet you but you are not interested in meeting me
lenore: Ohhhh, no
Gregory: anyhow
Gregory: but the earlier the better
Gregory: lets define this relationship and don't let us waste each other time
Gregory: a time waster is a life waster
Gregory: ok can you get me a flight ticket then I get my vacation myself?
lenore: Do you want that I pay the fly ticket to you? And you don't want talk with me?
Gregory: what I am saying is that book me a flight ticket then I fly to you
Gregory: I will worry about getting my vacation myself
lenore: Why will not do it?
Gregory: I don't understand what you type?
lenore: I guess I need know more about you first
lenore: type?
lenore: What type?
lenore: explain better
Gregory: what I am saying is this
lenore: I can't understand honey!
lenore: sorry honey
Gregory: i said you should pay to my traveling agent for my traveling ticket
lenore: Don't you want to know me better?
Gregory: I feel as if I have known you for eternity dear
Gregory: I am not so good in an internet stuffs
Gregory: all I want is to meet you darling

Oh, he forgot the pledge! Laughing

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Gregory: can you do me a favour dear
Gregory: I want you to call my bank for me to help me check my account balance
Gregory: are you there?
lenore: honey
lenore: your forgot!
lenore: I don't use phones!!!!!
Gregory: oh sorry
Gregory: I know that
lenore: I can send an email if you want
Gregory: don't worry
lenore: Ah, the Berenice's doctor wants talk with me in this afternoon
Gregory: UN just paid us some money so I wanna know if my account has been credited
lenore: It's about you!
Gregory: ok
lenore: You and Berenice.
lenore: The doctor is very happy.
Gregory: how do you mean I and Berenice
Gregory: did Berenice tell the doctor about me?
lenore: Yes, she told for everybody she'll marry with you!
lenore: and showed your pic
Gregory:
Gregory: ok
lenore: she loves you
Gregory: loves me
Gregory: but you are the one I love
lenore: I'll say to the doctor that you're thinking about came to us!
lenore: Do you agree?
Gregory: no
lenore: But and about tthe bank?
lenore: no?
Gregory: don't discuss about us to anyone dear
lenore: The doctor need to know honey
Gregory: you ll do that in due time
Gregory: how do you mean the doctor needs to know?
Gregory: is this a medical related issue
Gregory: this has absolutely nothing to do with the doctor
lenore: don't worry
Gregory: do u wanna make the call?: no, I can't. Maybe Berenice
Gregory: no don't worry dear
Gregory: forget about my account
lenore: i do! honey! I do!

Berenice can call to the bank she still has an ear! Laughing

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Gregory: I love you so much dear
Gregory: so will you pay for my ticket honey?
lenore: I need to go now, write the informations in an email, Maybe I will can send the money for your fly ticket
lenore: 2000 usd is enought?
lenore: Send me the informations, i need go now
Gregory: it should be dear
Gregory: ok
Gregory: when will u send it?
lenore: the Berenice doctor is waiting me
lenore: see you later
Gregory: when will u send it?
lenore: only send me the informations honey
lenore: I love you
lenore: I and Berenice
lenore: lol
Gregory: lol I love you my dear hope to chat with you soon

Yes, Lenore will pay, but first Greg will must work hard! Twisted Evil

Posted: Fri May 06, 2011 12:41 am

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Honey,

I went to the hospital talk with the Berenice's doctor. I was very worried but now I'm very happy and thanks to you.
The Berenice's doctor said to me he is very happy with the treatment of her and you are very important in that! You need to come to Brazil soon!
I'll send you the money for the airline ticket, only you need send me the informations about the account bank.
Ah, I gave for the doctor your email, Dr. Sono Fodido wants speak with you. don't be angry with me! It's very important for me and Berenice!
Please, talk with the doctor! If the doctor Sono agrees you will be here soon!
I guess I am falling in love with you!

yours

Lenore

Posted: Fri May 06, 2011 8:46 am

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ohhhh honeyyyyyy

Posted: Fri May 06, 2011 9:17 am

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I missed you so much honey,I missed you so much,I waited online for long but you were not here.I have not sent the information where you ll send the air ticket fee because I haven't gotten the military financial personnel data for recieving money internationally.I will be giving you today my love,just tell me in brasil time when you can always be online so I can always come online by then,If I get the money today,I will be on the flight by Sunday.I really want to meet you real soon.I will be the mhappist man on earth the day I set mt eye on you Lenore

Sunday!! No......It's early!! Calm!

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I love you so much and I also care so much about Berenice.I still believe there is something we can do for her,I may not be a doctor but you know the doctors only gives care but God heals.

Hope to chat with you soon

Your Always

Today, Greg will know Doctor Sono Fodido! Laughing

I can't wait!

Posted: Fri May 06, 2011 11:00 am

This bait is sooo good!

Posted: Fri May 06, 2011 6:18 pm

Here is the email from Dr Sono Fudido to Mr Gregory, maybe a little tiring but very enlightening!

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Mr Yetman,

I am Doctor Sono Fudido, I'm a psychiatrist doctor. I'm doing the treatment of patient Bere2nice Cen2ere. For this reason I am contacting you.
I have heard a lot about you either by Berenice and her sister Lenore. I know Lenore has told you about the Berenice disease but it's very important that you know all about that.
Berenice has a psicose called Paranoid Schizophrenia.
Paranoid schizophrenia is one of several types of schizophrenia, a chronic mental illness in which a person loses touch with reality (psychosis). The classic features of paranoid schizophrenia are having delusions and hearing things that aren't real.
With paranoid schizophrenia, your ability to think and function in daily life may be better than with other types of schizophrenia. You may not have as many problems with memory, concentration or dulled emotions. Still, paranoid schizophrenia is a serious, lifelong condition that can lead to many complications, including suicidal behavior.
With effective treatment, you can manage the symptoms of paranoid schizophrenia and work toward leading a happier, healthier life.
Signs and symptoms of paranoid schizophrenia may include:
Auditory hallucinations, such as hearing voices
Delusions, such as believing a co-worker wants to poison you
Anxiety
Anger
Emotional distance
Violence
Argumentativeness
Self-important or condescending manner
Suicidal thoughts and behavior
With paranoid schizophrenia, you're less likely to be affected by mood problems or problems with thinking, concentration and attention.
Key symptoms
Delusions and hallucinations are the symptoms that make paranoid schizophrenia most distinct from other types of schizophrenia.
Delusions. In paranoid schizophrenia, a common delusion is that you're being singled out for harm. For instance, you may believe that the government is monitoring every move you make or that a co-worker is poisoning your lunch. You may also have delusions of grandeur — the belief that you can fly, that you're famous or that you have a relationship with a famous person, for example. You hold on to these false beliefs despite evidence to the contrary. Delusions can result in aggression or violence if you believe you must act in self-defense against those who want to harm you.
Auditory hallucinations. An auditory hallucination is the perception of sound — usually voices — that no one else hears. The sounds may be a single voice or many voices. These voices may talk either to you or to each other. The voices are usually unpleasant. They may make ongoing criticisms of what you're thinking or doing, or make cruel comments about your real or imagined faults. Voices may also command you to do things that can be harmful to yourself or to others. When you have paranoid schizophrenia, these voices seem real. You may talk to or shout at the voices.
Helping someone who may have paranoid schizophrenia
If you have a loved one you think may have symptoms of paranoid schizophrenia, have an open and honest discussion about your concerns. You may not be able to force someone to seek professional help, but you can offer encouragement and support and help your loved one find a qualified doctor or mental health provider.
If your loved one poses a danger to himself or herself or to someone else, you may need to call the police or other emergency responders for help. In some cases, emergency hospitalization may be needed. Laws on involuntary commitment for mental health treatment vary by state.
Left untreated, paranoid schizophrenia can result in severe emotional, behavioral, health, and even legal and financial problems that affect every area of your life. Complications that paranoid schizophrenia may cause or be associated with include:
Suicidal thoughts and behavior
Self-destructive behavior
Depression
Abuse of alcohol, drugs or prescription medications
Poverty
Homelessness
Incarceration
Family conflicts
Inability to work or attend school
Health problems from antipsychotic medications
Being a victim or perpetrator of violent crime
Heart and lung disease related to smoking

Mr. Yetman you must do the tests to diagnosis if you are in perfect conditions to help my patient Berenice.I'll send you the psychological tests. These can help pinpoint a diagnosis rule out other problems that will can be problemsfor my patient Berenice and avoid any complications.
Psychological evaluation is very simple, the questions are about your thoughts, feelings and behavior patterns. If you have symptoms of any mental disease, including when they started, how severe they are, how they affect your daily life and whether you've had similar episodes in the past. You'll also discuss any thoughts you may have of suicide, self-harm or harming others.

Mr. Yetman don't bbe afraid it's all confidential.

I send the tests as soon as possible.

PhD. Sono Fudido

Posted: Fri May 06, 2011 6:28 pm

I want to do the test, too! jump_4_joy

Posted: Fri May 06, 2011 6:38 pm

Jeannette, if you need you can talk with Dr Sono Fudido. He will make a special price for you! I'm sure of that! Cool

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