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Posted: Tue Apr 19, 2011 8:09 am

Thanks Phil and Jeannette!

Quote:

DARLING,
HOW ARE YOU TODAY?I SAW YOUR MAILS AND I HOPE BY NOW THE PEOPLE HAS SEND YOU THERE ACCOUNT INFORMATION'S.DARLING JUST TAKE IT EASY OK.EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE FINE.ONLY COOPERATE WITH THEM OK.I AM MAKING ARRANGEMENT OF JOINING YOU VERY SOON DARLING.AS SOON AS YOU RECEIVE THIS PACKAGE,DARLING JUST LET ME KNOW I WILL JOIN YOU IMMEDIATELY .SO IF AT ALL THEY HAVE SENT YOU THEIR ACCOUNT NUMBER PLEASE DARLING DUE NOT WASTE ANY MORE TIME PLEASE GO AND PAY INTO THEIR ACCOUNT OK.
NOTE THIS DARLING,GIVE THEM THE PAYMENT SLIP FOR CONFIRMATION IN THE BANK TO ENABLE THEM TO RECEIVE THE MONEY.
THANKS AND PLEASE TAKE GOOD CARE OF YOURSELF UNTIL WHEN WE WILL SEE FACE TO FACE.
I MISS YOU SO MUCH AND LOVE YOU DARLING.
YOURS HUSBAND
MARK
IRAQ

Posted: Tue Apr 19, 2011 9:14 am

First of all, the payment slip is already with your tax adviser. You don't keep financial documents at home.
And after some days of stalling, the account is dubious, says the bank manager.

Posted: Tue Apr 19, 2011 8:42 pm

ok....

Quote:

Honey,

Sorry I was out all day. I'm very tired! I woke up very early! I think I'll sleep! I'll talk with you tomorrow.

Ah, I didn't receive nothing yet! Are you sure about it?

kisses

yours

Yes, I'm going to sleep!!!!

Posted: Wed Apr 20, 2011 12:19 am

Quote:

darling,
i am being tired of all these play.these people even sent me the account informations they sent to you but you are here now telling me that you did not receive anything.ok let me send you the account by myself.
your worried husband
mark

?? where ???

Posted: Wed Apr 20, 2011 12:43 pm

one more day and nothing!!!!!

Quote:

Honey,

Where is the informations?

I'm not liking it!

kisses

Posted: Wed Apr 20, 2011 1:11 pm

Quote:

DARLING I AM VERY SORRY OK ,
I WAS ON PATROL THAT IS WHY I DID NOT SENT YOU THE ACCOUNT INFORMATION'S OK.HERE NOW IS THE IN FORMATIONS OK PLEASE GO NOW AND PAY INTO THAT ACCOUNT AND YOU SEND THEM THE PAYMENT SLIP OK AND ALSO SEND IT TO ME SO THAT THEY WILL NOT SAY THAT YOU DID NOT PAY AGAIN THIS TIME OK.
Bank Name : GHANA COMMERCIAL BANK

Bank Address : TRADE FAIR SITE BRANCH

Account Name : VAWENA SEIDU AWUDU

Account Number: 1191010055099

Swift Code : GHCBGHAC
YOURS HUSBAND
MARK
IRAQ

He forgot one small detail....

Quote:

Thanks honey. You're efficient! do you know how much I need to pay?

kisses and my love

yours

Sara

Posted: Wed Apr 20, 2011 2:48 pm

Good work Sweet Poetry! You've got them jumping through hoops like performing goats. Your own private Lad Circus - and with you as the ringmistress cracking that whip of yours! Wink

Posted: Thu Apr 21, 2011 12:59 pm

Yesterday afternoon:

Quote:

me: Honey!
me: are you there?
BUZZ!!!
me: I just see your email!
me: but i need an information!
mark: 3560$
me: ok
mark: hello
mark: darling please send them the payment slip for easy collection ok
mark: we have a bomb blast and some of my collegues has bullet wounds darling
me: are you fine?
mark: yes darling
mark: but i am so scared for the first time darling
me: you need come to me fast
mark: darling i need to leave this military and join you as soon as possible
mark: yes darling
me: you need stop with this life!
mark: ys darling i have suffered a lot in this military
me: It's very hard!
me: you're a lovely man
mark: that is why i am thanking God that someone like you is there now for me
me: yes, I am for you!
mark: i always sleep with hope and happiness that God has giving me the wife i have been praying for long
mark: thanks a lot darling
mark: i will always love you till end of time ok
me: me too!
me: Are you missing me?
mark: you make me to have hope again in life daarling
mark: so much darling
mark: sometimes my collegue will be telling me that you are ok that i should take it easy
me: don't worry
mark: so darling please try your best ok

(With sure!)

me: no
mark: darling keep this code secret
me: i'm not going to try the best
me: I'm going to do the best
mark: good
me: lol
mark: what a wife
mark: oh darling your words gives me tears of joy
me: yes, i can understand!
me: I'll do all for your happiness!
mark: darling this is the code you will use to open that package
mark: the code is 1958
me: ok
mark: but keep it secret
me: of course
mark: if the diplomat arrive give him 5,000$ for his job ok
mark: if you open the package give him 5,000$ but dont open it in his face ok
mark: yes this company now are going to send the money through their own courier diplomats ok
mark: but it is after they have receive their money then they will tell us when they will arrive
mark: i dont want us to keep wasting time darling
mark: i want you to get this package before 3days
me: honey, i need to go now for a meeting
meafter i 'll go to the bank
mark: ok darling
mark: if you finish send me a mail ok
me: ok i'll do it
mark: make sure you send them the payment slip
mark: and also send it to me ok
mark: for confirmations ok
me: ok
me: bye
mark: miss you

Posted: Thu Apr 21, 2011 1:15 pm

Let's go dance! Give me this honor!

Quote:

Honey,

I hope you can read this email fast.

Yesterday, I told you about the meeting that I was going, unahappy, that took my whole afternoon and I could not go to the bank. The banks closes at 4 pm and I was in the meeting until 5 pm.

Unhappy, today is Tiradente's day, tomorrow is Good Friday, holidays, so the bank only will open on Monday 25 th. Wue must need to wait.

Sorry darling! Do you have how tell it to them, the courier?

I'm missing you.

How was your friend? Is he just died? You need to keep your mind cool.

kisses

your wife

Posted: Thu Apr 21, 2011 1:34 pm

Just now!

Quote:

DARLING,
WHAT IS REALLY GOING ON?HAVE YOU SEND THEM THIS MAIL ALSO.I AM TOTALLY DEVASTATED.DARLING JUST SEND THEM MAIL NOW OK AND YOU COME ONLINE NOW OK.
YOURS HUSBAND
MARK

Posted: Thu Apr 21, 2011 2:20 pm

Quote:

me: honey, I just read your email
mark: so tell me what is going on
me: holidays dear, only
mark: why why
mark: oh my God
me: I forgot this, the banks are closed
mark: i am totally confused
me: today is Tiradente's day a national holiday
me: tomorrow is Good Friday
mark: how many days now and these people are going to add another money again
me: unhappy more 5 days!
me: Can you tell it for them?
mark: write them i am tired so much
me: Me? I don't have the email ! You are my husband! Help me!
mark: but i sent you there email befor the one you sent them message before
mark: with
me: What? I have the Mr Sam email!
mark: no not mr salim
me: Honey, It's not my fault if it's a holiday!
mark: [email protected]
mark: that is there email
me: please, darling, help your wife! i don't like talk with them!
me: I prefer you
mark: ok i will do it ok
me: Oh, thanks! I love you so much!
me: I knew you would not forsake me!
mark: darling i want to ask you something now
mark: are you sure you really want to do something about this thing ?
mark: because i dont want this people to open this package
mark: so many excuses are being involved
me: That is our future together
mark: i am being worried about all these
me: me too honey! But tell me about your friens, is he just died?
mark: still in critical conditions ok
mark: the risk here is getting out of hand darling
me: I know darling!
mark: but the way i think by now you have received this package but uptill now more stories
me: Tell me! Was he hurt a lot? Does he lost an arm or leg?
mark: he was shurt from the back
me: and what did happens?
mark: he is being treated by our doctors here
mark: he will soon be flown back to the states ok
me: Is he in a coma?
mark: yes
mark: but he will be ok
me: Medical things interest me much
mark: come over to ym
mark: hope you are still with that their bank informations
me: of course
mark: good
me: Darling, trust on me
mark: i will write them that my wife will send the money by monday right
me: ok, thanks darling!
mark: because of the easter holidays
me: yes, don't forget, today is not a eastyer holiday, today is Tiradente's holiday!
mark: is it only celebrated in brazil?
me: yes honey
mark: oh darling i want to come back home
mark: i want to be with you ok
me: yes and I am waiting for you honey
me: for it Take care!
me: I don't want you without one leg or arm! Or in a coma like your friend!
mark: 2mins ok
me: ok
me: I go to take a shower, see you later!

You dance divinely! Very Happy

Posted: Thu Apr 21, 2011 3:07 pm

It's a very special Brazilian Samba. Twisted Evil

In Italian, "Tiradente" means "Toothpuller". Does this day really exist, or did you invent it?

Posted: Thu Apr 21, 2011 3:14 pm

Jeannette, That is RL!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tiradentes

Do you think I am a liar?

Posted: Thu Apr 21, 2011 3:24 pm

Sweet Poetry wrote:

Do you think am I a liar?

Oh no, perish the thought! Laughing

Posted: Fri Apr 22, 2011 5:31 pm

Quote:

HELLO DARLING,
THIS PEOPLE SAY THAT WE ARE PLAYING GAMES WITH THEM THAT IF WE DID NOT PAY THIS MONEY UNTIL TUESDAY THAT WE ARE GOING TO LOOSE THIS PACKAGE.BUT I TOLD THEM THAT MY WIFE IS NOT FEELING WELL THAT WAS WHY THEY HAVE NOT RECEIVE THE MONEY.NOW THEY ARE SAYING THAT THE CHARGES NOW IS 4320$ UNTIL MONDAY.
SO DARLING PLEASE TRY TO GO AND PAY THEM THIS MONEY LET ME KNOW WHAT I AM PLANING FOR MY COMING BACK HOME.
YOURS HUSBAND'
MARK......IRAQ

Posted: Fri Apr 22, 2011 10:50 pm

Quote:

Dear,

I don't do holidays! Tell them to relax and drink a beer.

Please, don't play with my health! God doesn't like it and can punish us!

News about your friend? Did he died?

your wife

Problems will come! Smile

Posted: Mon Apr 25, 2011 12:52 pm

just now

Quote:

Honey,

I tried chat whith you but i think you were busy! So, I go to write to you. I have bad news!

I just awake up, I'm at home. I'm not working. I believe you are thinking why I'm not working today.

Yesterday, It rained a lot. I slipped on the wet floor and I broke my ankle. Unhappy, I must stay resting in bed, I can't walk. That is a big problem for my work. My boss is not happy with it.
But what can I do? The doctor said I can't walk at all! She'll have to settle.

Are you fine? Your friend? Died? Is he out of coma? I hope he is better. It's too bad to be immobilized in a bed.

Write to me! I'm feeling alone!

kisses

your wife

Posted: Thu Apr 28, 2011 11:51 am

Yesterday.

Quote:

sara: honey, are you there?
BUZZ!!!
saral: What did you do with our pack?
BUZZ!!!
sara: I'm very worry about that! I think God is punishing us!
BUZZ!!!
mark: what?
sara: God is punishing us for our bad behavior!
mark: which bad behaviour?
sara: I sent an email to you. Did you see?
BUZZ!!!
mark: wait let me check the mail first ok
sara: ok
sara: I go to the doctor now. See you later. Honey, think better. God is not happy with us!

Today, Ok, i sent the money, all wrong, but I sent. Twisted Evil

Quote:

Dear,

I'm very worried about what's happening with us. Perhaps a divine punishment?

My ankle is not good and the doctors think in operating. I'm afraid!

Don't be sad! I have a good news for you. Yesterday, I talked with my friend Cristina, don't worry I didn't tell everything to her, and she sent the money for the package using the WU.

Here is the informations:

Senders name: Cristina Frutasa
Address: Rua Frederick Banting, 166 - São Paulo - Brazil - code 05848050
To: Ariguzo Claude .C.
Address Kumasi, Ashanti, Ghana
MTCN - 1155321206
question security: What's your name?
answer: my name is Cristina
transfered: 4200 $

Is it all? I hope so.

Please, send me news!

Pray for us!

kisses

Sara

Posted: Thu Apr 28, 2011 12:18 pm

Good, two minutes to answer me! But he didn't see the mistakes!

Quote:

DARLING,
How are you?i was very very sorry for what happened with your leg ok.there is nothing like punishment of any kind darling.this is just an accident that happens like that ok.do you really want me to send them this information's which you send to me now?and another thing is this please send me the scan payment slip of the wu. so that i will attached it for please.like i always tell you i dont like playing games at all.sorry and god will see you through ok.
yours husband
mark
iraq

Posted: Fri Apr 29, 2011 9:50 pm

Only a mistake!

the correct was:

Quote:

RECEIVER NAME: ARIGUTO CLAUDE . C .
ADDRESS: Accra Ghan

But my friend Cristina sent with a little mistake:

Quote:

To: Ariguzo Claude .C.
Address Kumasi, Ashanti, Ghana

It's happens! Poor Cristina!

His messages:

Quote:

• 10:08
4/29
do not ever lie to me again and for your information i do not want your help cocerning that package any more ok
• 10:09
4/29
thanks for all your lis
• 10:09
4/29
anytime you said that you send money you dont know that i have to track it here before sending them informations
• 10:10
4/29
you are really a big lier that is why you are having a problem
• 10:10
4/29
do not write me anymore ok
• 10:12
4/29
keep your money and you big lies with you ok
• 10:12
4/29
my package is safe ok

Where is the money?

Posted: Sat Apr 30, 2011 12:25 am

lad wrote:

HOPPING THAT YOU WILL PAY INTO THE ACCOUNT

You've certainly got him hopping, Sweet Poetry! Well done! Your bait is cracking me up and I can't wait to read more. Thumbs up

Posted: Mon May 02, 2011 12:56 pm

Today , May 2nd

Quote:

Today I'll go to the bank. I'll try trace the money that I sent. I pray for the money is there.

God see! God will judge our actions!

Sara

Quote:

GOOD AND AFTER THAT THEN YOU WILL KNOW THAT I AM AS PURE AS WATER.I AM HERE THINKING ABOUT YOU EVERYDAY.PLEASE DARLING GO AND CHECK THEN YOU GET BACK TO ME OK.HOW IS YOUR KNEE?HOPE IS GETTING WELL.I MISS YOU DARLING BUT YOU WERE THERE THINKING THAT I AM A BAD PERSON
YOURS HUSBAND
MARK

Posted: Tue May 03, 2011 8:11 am

Quote:

Dear,

My problem is with my ankle no my knee. I broke my ankle!

Well, the money is still there. What are they waiting? Please, answer me.

What should I do? Tell me.

Ah... sorry honey! Do you still love me?

yours

Posted: Tue May 03, 2011 8:48 am

Quote:

Darling now have you seen that i am not a bad person.i still love you darling ,you are my wife any day any time ok.only that you are always accusing me for nothing.tell the bank to forward the money i sent this people the information you sent to me but they are saying that there is no money there.ok try to scan the papers for so that i will scan it for them to use it and go to the western union ok.this is the only evidence they are asking me now if not that they can no more believe me again.so darling please scan the western union paper immediately to me let me show them that really my wife sent the money as i told them.
i love you darling.
yours husband
mark

Quote:

Honey!
You can't understand me! I don't have a scan!
Today is Tuesday and I'll go to a meeting all the day.
The informations are here:

To: Ari2guz2o Clau2de .C.
Address Kum2asi, Asha2nti, Gh2ana
MTCN - 1155321206
transfered: 4200 $

kisses

Posted: Wed May 04, 2011 9:17 am

Yesterday:

Quote:

AS I AM WRITING YOU NOW I HAVE TRACK THE MONEY HERE NOW BUT IT IS STILL TELL ME THAT THERE IS NO MONEY THERE IF YOU LIKE TRACK IT YOURSELF IT WILL STILL TELL YOU THAT THERE IS NO MONEY.OK COME ONLINE AND SHOW ME THE PAYMENT SLIP ON CAM LET ME SEE IT MYSELF FIRST
YOURS HUSBAND
MARK

Today:

Quote:

DARLING,
Grow old with me! The best is yet to be because darling,
Love is a symbol of eternity. It wipes out all sense of time, destroying all memory of a beginning and all fear of an end....darling did you know......Sometimes we make love with our eyes. Sometimes we make love with our hands. Sometimes we make love with our bodies. Always we make love with our hearts...yes darling i want to spend the rest of my life together with you i want you to be my soulmate because...Soul-mates are people who bring out the best in you. They are not perfect but are always perfect for you..darling The hours I spend with you I look upon as sort of a perfumed garden, a dim twilight, and a fountain singing to it. You and you alone make me feel that I am alive. Other men it is said have seen angels, but I have seen thee and thou art enough..darling,I learned the real meaning of love. Love is absolute loyalty. People fade, looks fade, but loyalty never fades. You can depend so much on certain people, you can set your watch by them. And that's love, even if it doesn't seem very exciting.I can only said...What I need to live has been given to me by the earth. Why I need to live has been given to me by you.
yours husband
mark
Iraq

My answer:

Quote:

My love,

Today afternoon I'll go to the bank again to check the transfer.
I'm not happy!
Thanks by the beautiful words. Did you copy from where?

Sara

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