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Posted: Fri Apr 29, 2011 10:54 pm

Getting a lad to safari to Chad is fantastic work. Leaving him hopelessly stredded with no way to go home is pure magic. Thumbs up

May he live long and suffer! Very Happy

Wannabe Baiter Joined: 08 Dec 2005 Posts: 92

congrats on this great safari, hopefully you people convince him to travel further to a more secure location for the risky free money transfer, preferably in Cameroon. you can even book a suit for him in this lovely hotel http://www.hotel-akwa-palace.com/ Twisted Evil

Posted: Sat Apr 30, 2011 1:39 am

I've heard, that a man will travel quite a ways for a TWAT.. Rolling Eyes

Posted: Sat Apr 30, 2011 10:31 am

ulta wrote:

congrats on this great safari, hopefully you people convince him to travel further to a more secure location for the risky free money transfer, preferably in Cameroon. you can even book a suit for him in this lovely hotel http://www.hotel-akwa-palace.com/ Twisted Evil

He has actually already been to Cameroon on this safari. He went via Cameroon on his way from Nigeria to Chad. I know this as he called Rev. Bob and Rev. Orens from a Cameroonian bumber after midnight at the beginning of this week. But today when i woke up i had 6 missed calls on my phone and one text message telling me to call. So i did.

And apparently he is willing to go now. He have had a sponsor getting money for him and he said he is set to go today arriving tomorrow. So hopefully he will not be stredded in N'Djamena for much longer but stredded in Abeche instead. An Improvement. If this goes by my plan he won't be there for long though, as he will be running out of Abeche with the fear of the devil in his heart.

http://www.4shared.com/audio/dpNsusNC/Conference_Call_10_44_AM_Satur.html

Elite Baiter Joined: 19 Jan 2009 Posts: 1440

Please warn him to adhere to the travel warnings and " consider measures to mitigate exposure to violent crime........ including robbery and carjacking at gunpoint, kidnapping and attempted kidnapping, and murder."

Bon Voyage! Twisted Evil

Posted: Sun May 01, 2011 9:32 pm

Time for an update.

Me Subway1 and Bluthbanana made a call to the lad today. As he said he would be in Abeche today and we haven't heard from him we of course got worried. He as been using a lot of different Chad numbers so we ended up making a few wrong calls to people he had borrowed phones from. One of them did know about him and said he left for Abeche yesterday. Which at least is a kind of semi confirmation.

http://www.4shared.com/audio/zs6GJCza/Abeche1.html

Eventuality we did got hold of him. The first call was short and rather boring so i won't put that up. The second one was pure magic. According to the lad he is 3 hours away from Abeche and as he stated several times "not happy". Apparently he have had his luggage stolen from him and he doesn't speak neither Arabic or French. Bugger, sucks to be him right now.
When speaking to him he did sound truthful. I know lads lie and as Bluth pointed out lots and lots of lads on safari get their belongings stolen. Most lie of course but i am not sure about Stephen. He actually sounded broken on the phone in a way i have not heard since Cleatus went home from the Star Wars bait. And Cleatus was on his way home by then, this lad is still on route away from his home.

There was also a crazy woman yelling in Arabic in the background and according to Subway she was swearing at someone.

If you are fans of lad pain i advise you to listen to this call.

http://www.4shared.com/audio/b7PwQ8gc/Conference_Call_10_45_PM_Sunda.html

Posted: Sun May 01, 2011 10:13 pm

"I am not happy again." jump_4_joy

Beautiful. Thumbs up

Baiting Guru Joined: 10 Oct 2003 Posts: 4747

He still whining about no money and stolen articles? HERESY!!! Have him consider the following.

Matthew 6:24-34 (KJV)
24 No man can serve two masters: for either he will hate the one, and love the other; or else he will hold to the one, and despise the other. Ye cannot serve God and mammon.

25 Therefore I say unto you, Take no thought for your life, what ye shall eat, or what ye shall drink; nor yet for your body, what ye shall put on. Is not the life more than meat, and the body than raiment?

26 Behold the fowls of the air: for they sow not, neither do they reap, nor gather into barns; yet your heavenly Father feedeth them. Are ye not much better than they?

27 Which of you by taking thought can add one cubit unto his stature?

28 And why take ye thought for raiment? Consider the lilies of the field, how they grow; they toil not, neither do they spin:

29 And yet I say unto you, That even Solomon in all his glory was not arrayed like one of these.

30 Wherefore, if God so clothe the grass of the field, which to day is, and to morrow is cast into the oven, shall he not much more clothe you, O ye of little faith?

31 Therefore take no thought, saying, What shall we eat? or, What shall we drink? or, Wherewithal shall we be clothed?

32 (For after all these things do the Gentiles seek:) for your heavenly Father knoweth that ye have need of all these things.

33 But seek ye first the kingdom of God, and his righteousness; and all these things shall be added unto you.

34 Take therefore no thought for the morrow: for the morrow shall take thought for the things of itself. Sufficient unto the day is the evil thereof.

Posted: Sun May 01, 2011 11:34 pm

Quote:

sucks to be him right now.

Posted: Mon May 02, 2011 12:39 am

Sounds like some hash conditions there. Based on that call this lad has definitely seen better days!

Twisted Evil

Posted: Mon May 02, 2011 6:53 am

This upcoming day might very well prove to be the worst in his life. By 8 am i had 6 missed calls. to bad that the Rev. forgot to charge his batteries this important day. Also sent this to the lad.

Quote:

Hello Stephen. I am sorry hearing about your luggage. I will take care
of you and you will get your money. I assume that you have arrived in
Abeche now. Sadly my phones batteries ran out. They will have recharged
by lunch. But i attached a map for you here so you can see where i am. I
am going away for a short while meeting up with our Russian contractor.
So don't get here before after lunch as i will arrive home then. By
afternoon you will have new clothes and a ticket home in your hand as
well as the money. Below is the uploaded map.

Do not forget to reply to this message so that i know that you have read
it.

Rev. Bob

Posted: Mon May 02, 2011 5:24 pm

Excellent job...looking forward to an update.

Posted: Mon May 02, 2011 7:41 pm

Really funny Very Happy

(for us!)

Posted: Mon May 02, 2011 8:28 pm

Update time.

As i told you i had 6 missed calls form 2 different number when i woke up. Turns out that was all i got from him today. I figured he was going to try to mail Rev. Bob when he came to Abeche. But he had other plans.

Me Sub and Jill tried to call him today. Jill was playing sister "something" from the TW*T's Accra branch. I did not want to call as Bob because i had plans to kill Rev Bob when he came to Abeche. We decided that a new voice was a good idea. Thank you Jill for helping us.

But we where unable to reach Stephen. So we figured he was on his way back or wandering the streets of Abeche like a beggar. Sadly enough the first turned out to be true.
We called the second number that i had missed calls from and that turned out to be one of Stephens "friends" in N'Djamena. He confirmed that the lad had gone to Abeche and that he now was on his way home as he had nowhere to stay there. Sadly for the lad he only arrived yesterday night and left less than 10 hours later, without checking his mail. What an idiot. So now i have to slap him a bit for not obeying my instructions. If he had done that he would have gotten his money. That is at least what i will tell him. One good thing about the phone call to the man in N'Djamena is that it did give us a fairly reliable source that the lad actually did travel to Abeche. He as an outsider confirmed the lads location to us and therefore i think that we can confirm that the lad actually did travel to Abeche. And another thing that points towards that is that he has been unreachable during the day. This is most likely because the reception in the desert between sucks big time.

So now we will try to salvage the bait and see what we can make him do. As we understood the man we called in N'Djamena was the lads sponsor as he told us he had loaned the lad money for the trip to Abeche, most likely because the lad promised him a reward. If the sponsor will loan the lad money to get him home again, we don't know. But he might.

Our main priority is to re establish contact with the lad and see if he is willing to go back to Abeche. However i think that it might prove hard to do that.

Posted: Mon May 02, 2011 9:42 pm

Good luck guys Smile

There is a good chance that for coming home he´ll rely on someone to send him WU money...which means that he would check his emails. So he would also see yours.

Dr Mike wrote:

... not obeying ... instructions. If he had done that he would have gotten his money.

This should always work! Bad him!

Posted: Tue May 03, 2011 12:34 am

This is the call, thanks Jill!

http://www.4shared.com/audio/NGpo-Zd3/The_Sponsor_.html

As Mike mentioned, the lad has someone in N'Djamena who’s helping him. Guess the lad promised him a share of the money Mr. Green

Trophy Videos · Posted: Tue May 03, 2011 3:44 pm

Stephen is not happy, and the man who loaned him money won't be too happy either. Laughing

Great job to all. Very Happy

The dejection in Stephen's voice was classic. Very Happy

Posted: Tue May 03, 2011 6:17 pm

that was good fun. Sister *something* ?

I was Sister St Lucia (don't say it with a lisp)

great set up, boys Smile

Posted: Tue May 03, 2011 6:46 pm

I am having too much fun reading this bait. You guys are awesome, really well done. I hope to someday follow in your footsteps.

clapping

Posted: Tue May 03, 2011 10:02 pm

Sorry Jill, I couldn't remember her name and i was lazy to listen to the tape again.

Thanks you blip.block, even tough i understand that Subway have way more credit in this bait than i do. I only took over the last leg of the safari wich means i skipped the groundwork.

Posted: Wed May 04, 2011 12:04 am

Nice work! That is such a great place for a lad. Chad is so lovely, this time of the year...

Elite Baiter Joined: 19 Jan 2009 Posts: 1440

Love the "not happy again" call. What a bloody whiner. Did he think of learning French before he went there? Duh...

I must admit, he does sound a bit down, but tomorrow is another day!

Twisted Evil

Posted: Sun May 08, 2011 10:15 am

Sadly the lad have now gone AWOL, i reached him a few days ago and talked to him for a few minutes. But sadly i ran out of credits os i got disconnected. He did however confirm still being in N'Djamena.

http://www.4shared.com/audio/dG-jXaUd/23566026891_04_15_PM_Wednesday.html

Perhaps not the most exciting call but he did call us fake. I have no idea why the lad snapped so quickly. Most likely he is back in Lagos now licking his wounds but he won't return my calls so i do not know for sure.

When it comes to the safari itself it is certain that the lad made it to Chad as there have been tons of calls from Chadian numbers. No IP trace though as he wasn't that keen on mailing us. So Subways safari from Lagos to Chad is pretty much confirmed. Mine however is less confirmed. I was in charge of the N'Djamena - Abeche leg which is not an international safari so phone numbers won't help. But absolutely everything points to that he actually did make the safari to Abeche.

The strongest evidence is that we talked to a man he borrowed a phone and perhaps money from. This man was not someone the lad knew beforehand and i strongly believe that he had no reason whatsoever lying to me. And this man told us that he was on route to Abeche, consistent with the lads story.
Therefore i am going to claim a pith for the Chad part of this safari. If someone thinks that this is wrong and feels that the safari was to unconfirmed i am willing to reconsider my decision.

Posted: Sun May 08, 2011 1:40 pm

Cracking Bait! Really enjoying this one!

Trophy Videos · Posted: Sun May 08, 2011 2:35 pm

Stredded lad says:

Quote:

You people are not real.

Yeah, while he sits in N'D, and says he's in Nigeria. Nice stredding! When he finally gets home, he'll need to explain why he left Abeche after only a few hours, with no phone calls and no emails. What an impatient lad. Very Happy

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