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Posted: Thu Apr 28, 2011 3:55 pm

A nice Gold scammer sent this today from Chad:

Quote:

Plz as it's now,i can't make it to go abech.bcz i gat no money.if u realy want to help me,then send me money to go there.were did you expect me to get money,while you know that this is not my coutry nigeria.and i dont speak french or muslem.who did you want me to borow money..plz send mail to Rev Bob and tel him if he cant send someone to come here and pick me,that i wil then report to police they send me to nigeria.bcz i dont even get money to go back to nigeria Laughing

.they N'djamena branch church addres that Rev Orens gave me,no body here know it.or they send someone from N'djamena branch to pick me.think my world and get back to me..PRINCE *****

What led him to this miserable situation?

Well, we offered him $60,000 to build a T**T Church in Nigeria, but he must collect in cash and in person, IN CHAD!!!

This is the only call between him and Rev. Orens (he demanded the call to feel secure before moving). He knows our voices so BluthBanana played Orens in phone. I didn’t expect this call! Shocked

http://www.4shared.com/audio/bV8ORCEc/Hallelujah.html

He felt more comfortable after the call, it didn't take him long to ride the next bus to the land of cash , of course the elections delayed his trip. No problem, we waited him Mr. Green

Here is his pervious treatment by the Agda before sending him to Orens.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ss-2abH9MC4

Before that email, he sent this to the original maga. Notice how he’s dangling his scam so I can save him:

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Dear good brother,i just try to conect this phone for checking of mail here in N'djamena b4 going to Abeche.is a food resturant friend phone,plz i do beleive that u get my text message.plz good brother i want you to understand that without you i'll not know the church,and i try my best to come here in N'djamena to finalize with the church,but Rev Bob told me that he is now in Abeche that i should come there and met him.so that i wil colect the money and also transport money,plz as it's now,i dont have any money to go there,and i wil not be happy that i spent money and time to come N'djamena without finalizing with the church.is

a sad news.i expect to met Rev Bob immediately i come N'djamena and go back to Nigeria to start the church project and also travel to Ghana for your gold busines .so plz i ned you to help me at this final point,so that i wil met Rev Bob and go back to Nigeria.get back to me once you recieve this mail.PRINCE ****

Rev. Bob is played by Dr Mike and he's giving him hell of a time in Chad Laughing

Posted: Thu Apr 28, 2011 4:34 pm

CONGRATULATIONS!!

Trophy Videos · Posted: Thu Apr 28, 2011 5:01 pm

Quote:

think my world

Welcome to the Wonderful World Of Stredding. Very Happy

Great job, you three! Thumbs up

Posted: Thu Apr 28, 2011 5:45 pm

Please assure your mugu that there are T**Ts all over the world praying for him right now...that's the only help he will get, of course.

Bruin

Posted: Thu Apr 28, 2011 5:47 pm

Once again a big thumbs up to the experts on a jobs well done!!

You guys are starting to give me a complex about the lack of participation in my church....

Elite Baiter Joined: 19 Jan 2009 Posts: 1440

Wow, nice! clapping

I really do think some lads enjoy abuse.

Posted: Thu Apr 28, 2011 6:43 pm

Awesome!

Posted: Thu Apr 28, 2011 6:50 pm

Posted: Thu Apr 28, 2011 7:09 pm

The lad formerly known as Prince wrote:

plz send mail to Rev Bob and tel him if he cant send someone to come here and pick me,that i wil then report to police they send me to nigeria.bcz i dont even get money to go back to nigeria

WTF. Firstly why doesn't he ask Rev. Bob himself as he both has his mail and phone number.
Secondly, no. Bob can not have someone come there and pick the lad up. That is not the TW4T way.

Well first thing first. This call was to the lad a few days ago. Apparently There was some kind of accident so Rev. Bob was called away to Abeche.

http://www.4shared.com/audio/EMLtu_OS/Untitled_08_52_PM_Thursday_25_.html

Sadly this call ended with my computer crashing so the file didn't convert to mp3 but it was a wav instead. I tried to convert it and upload it but i failed. So i decided to play it on my speaker and re-record it. Therefore the sound is really low. But as a strike of pure luck Stephen called just when i was about to start. So i just had to put the pone on speaker and press rec on the computer. The quality is bad and you have to crank the volume up a but as i said. It was pure luck that this one even got recorded.

And as i am a compete idiot i referred to Abeche as "there" twice on the call. Thankfully the lad did not notice.

http://www.4shared.com/audio/gxKIMUmH/Untitled_08_44_PM_Thursday_28_.html

Posted: Thu Apr 28, 2011 7:40 pm

Congratulations!

Nothing like a stredded lad to brighten my spirits on a dreary day!

Posted: Thu Apr 28, 2011 8:11 pm

Congrats! I love the smell of stranded lad.

Posted: Thu Apr 28, 2011 8:19 pm

Very nice!!!!!

Posted: Thu Apr 28, 2011 8:35 pm

Great job!!! Another mugu on the "TW*T Trail of Tears"!!! clapping

Posted: Thu Apr 28, 2011 10:32 pm

Lovely Subway, is he going to meet up with the two other stredded lads in Chad? Courtesy of Yeawhatever et al?

Posted: Thu Apr 28, 2011 11:09 pm

Great

hahaha! Another proof ("convert") that the T##T rules!
Why don´t the Chad T##ts open a kiosk now, with "Brochures for newcomers from Nigeria"? Or the "Guide to a successful monument, by Prof. Jojo Bean"? (English, French, Arabic, Ladspeak)
I´m sure these "forty days in the desert" are all part of an internal assessment test, to weed the boys from the men, because, alas, there are many fraudsters also applying for donations and therefore some Reverends have seen this necessary. Fear not for there is always tomorrow!

Baiting Guru Joined: 10 Oct 2003 Posts: 4747

I think I know why he is stranded! He entered Gods work the heart of a money changer. .

The solution? He must pay a penance, I am sure you can figure out what he has to do to make amends.

Maybe holding a sign saying “Nique ta mere”, on the street might be a start

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 27 Dec 2010 Posts: 586

You guys are awesome!

Posted: Fri Apr 29, 2011 2:36 am

All safaris are great.
All shredded lads are wonderful.

But a shredded lad in Chad is simply magical!!! jump_4_joy

Posted: Fri Apr 29, 2011 3:30 am

Nice job, guys! beers!

It was an honor to play a small part in getting your lad stredded. Very Happy

Posted: Fri Apr 29, 2011 1:49 pm

Very nice, love the pix.

Posted: Fri Apr 29, 2011 3:46 pm

Holy crap guys, are the Chad lads still there, living on grinded meat and bread? they are truly damned.

Good work Twisted Evil

Posted: Fri Apr 29, 2011 5:01 pm

What is the lad complaining about? Chad is a lovely place to get stredded. Very Happy

Posted: Fri Apr 29, 2011 9:38 pm

What a wonderful place to be outdoors in the springtime, 109degF tomorrow:
http://www.wunderground.com/global/stations/64700.html

Quote:

...living on grinded meat...

As soon as the rainstorms arrive, he should be able to swat enough mosquitoes to have them by the cupful. Very Happy

Posted: Fri Apr 29, 2011 10:12 pm

Time to put some pressure on the lad. Rev Bob sent a letter to him explaining that he needs to go himself if he wants the money.

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Hello Stephen.

This is Reverend Bob here. I spoke to you yesterday and as i understood
it correctly you are sending someone to me in Abeche. This made me call
Rev. Orens to discuss your situation.
We both agreed that the situation is very unfortunate and that we are
sorry for what happened to you. However this does not change that you
need to come to Abeche to collect your money. Rev Orens told me that you
need to come here personally to collect the money. That means that you
cannot send someone else in your place. We can't just hand 60.000 to
someone coming here claiming to be send by you. This needs to be done by
you personally.

It pains me that you are thinking of giving up when you have come this
far and are close to your goal. If you have money to go back to Nigeria
you might as well come here and pick up the money. Then you will have
your money and you can comfortably take a flight back to Nigeria.

And i once more have to make it clear to you that if you go back now you
will not be given any money. The TWAT does not tolerate people that do
not show the faith it takes to build a TWAT church and we may then take
our hands from you. It depends on what the TWAT leadership has to say
about the situation. But i daresay that they will be most displeased
with your lack of faith.

Posted: Fri Apr 29, 2011 10:24 pm

A stredded lad in Chad, how sad! If only Dr Suess were still alive.... Laughing

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