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BookReader
Master Baiter
Joined: 17 Mar 2011
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Wed Apr 27, 2011 2:17 am |
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I keep telling him that he needs to fill out a form. I don't fill out the form, he does.
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| I can see you are an illetrate, can you tell your mother to fill the form for you? |
How could I be writing him, if I am an "illetrate"? I told him mother is dead, by the way.  |
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buried under 419 emails
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Oct 2003
Posts: 4747
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Wed Apr 27, 2011 4:58 am |
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Tell him your family disowned your because your were “illegitimate” (illetrate). Why must they dredge up your past? |
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you realy made me a fool which i dont expected from you" mr malambo
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Wed Apr 27, 2011 9:05 am |
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I got called illetrate once...
http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=158567&postdays=0&postorder=asc&highlight=illetrate&start=0 |
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Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
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windypops
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 Jan 2005
Posts: 6059
Location: Planet X
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Wed Apr 27, 2011 10:28 am |
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Tell him you took his advice and wrote to your mother about the form, but she couldn't make head nor tail of it.  |
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BookReader
Master Baiter
Joined: 17 Mar 2011
Posts: 198
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Wed Apr 27, 2011 4:34 pm |
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Haha, I like that idea, buried. That could tie into my previous occupation (why I chose it), a mercenary.
Windypops, I was thinking about telling him that I can ask mum, but the coffin and six feet of dirt makes it hard to hear her responses. Perhpas I'll have to fire up the old ouija board.  |
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Nailgunner
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 May 2008
Posts: 8727
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Wed Apr 27, 2011 9:34 pm |
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They criticise my Pidgin fairly frequently, and call me illiterate. To be fair it's usually in response to threats to castrate their father so he can't breed any more notorious mugus like them. They love that nasty shit, and write me some delicious replies. |
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BookReader
Master Baiter
Joined: 17 Mar 2011
Posts: 198
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Wed Apr 27, 2011 10:55 pm |
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What kind of slang do you use, Nailgunner? |
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windypops
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 Jan 2005
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Jim Morrison
Elite Baiter
Joined: 12 Mar 2010
Posts: 1848
Location: Taking a face from the ancient gallery
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Thu Apr 28, 2011 11:08 am |
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thime to introduce your evil mother to tis lad? |
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BookReader
Master Baiter
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Thu Apr 28, 2011 3:56 pm |
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I'll have to use some of those. Thanks! |
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BookReader
Master Baiter
Joined: 17 Mar 2011
Posts: 198
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Thu Apr 28, 2011 4:05 pm |
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| thime to introduce your evil mother to tis lad? |
Since mummy's dead, I'm thinking I should introduce him to the psychopath lawyer who is in charge of her estate. Although I think some supernatural occurnces should happen, in regards to mum. Do lads believe in ghosts? |
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Kokomeister
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Sep 2008
Posts: 3001
Location: Wandering around the world with a sense of adventure!
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Thu Apr 28, 2011 4:23 pm |
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I was called "useless" but never "illetrate" but then again Mariam Abacha called told me that I will "Remain a fool forever" after her capslock rant in my siggy. 
Now you have a new excuse on the lad. |
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YOU ARE PLAYING WITH MY LIFE ADVENTURE (Joel Desire)
YOU ARE SUCH A BIG SICKNESS THAT STEP ON ME! (Joel Desire)
YOU ARE TOO SMALL, GO AHEAD WITH WHATEVER YOU THINK OR IMAGINED THAT YOU CAN DO TO ME, ONCE YOU TRY ONCE YOU WILL DIE HARD. YOU BETTER DON'T TRY ME AT ALL YOU FOOL- Mariam Abacha (6 months)
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Jim Morrison
Elite Baiter
Joined: 12 Mar 2010
Posts: 1848
Location: Taking a face from the ancient gallery
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Thu Apr 28, 2011 5:49 pm |
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that is worth trying, there could be some hillarious phone calls |
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<a href="/forum/donate.php">[naked women here]</a>
BRUIN's WIMP Modality, Lomé - Accra
have i offended you before on why you do this to me?
God go hammer all your generation. say
amen. - reverend
are you joking or your tormentor? (I am tormentor )
Gommer basterd your mama is a prostitute, am a full niger delta boy and i must bomb your mamas toto with ak47 riffle... |
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