"you want them to suck me in the street" - MOAR!

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Posted: Sun Apr 24, 2011 1:11 am

Lad 2 from this thread -

http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=201655

- provided some low-cost entertainment on chat today (emphasis added).

----- Our chat on Sun, 24/4/11 9:18 AM -----
Lad 2 (8:57 AM): hi sir
Mal (8:57 AM): What do you want?
Lad 2 (8:58 AM): wanted to great ouy
Mal (8:58 AM): Well, you have.
Lad 2 (8:59 AM): i did not meet you 2day
Mal (9:00 AM): That's how it went down.
Lad 2 (9:00 AM): ok sir
Lad 2 (9:00 AM): pl can u make it done on tuesday
Mal (9:00 AM): No.
Lad 2 (9:01 AM): ok
Lad 2 (9:01 AM): means u dont want to help me agin thank you
Lad 2 (9:01 AM): and i put my trust in you sir
Mal (9:01 AM): It's a public holiday. That's why.
Mal (9:02 AM): Aussies love their long weekends.
Lad 2 (9:02 AM): in like am forcing you buy is not like that anything you spnd for me am going to pay you back so if you say so nothing again
Lad 2 (9:03 AM): on tuesday
Mal (9:03 AM): Sorry, is that a question?
Lad 2 (9:03 AM): no
Mal (9:04 AM): Because it seems that you don't believe me.
Lad 2 (9:04 AM): no
Lad 2 (9:04 AM): i do believe u
Lad 2 (9:04 AM): sir
Mal (9:05 AM): I thought Saturday was your break point and that you'd be out on the street after that.
Lad 2 (9:06 AM): no i talk to the management over there
Lad 2 (9:06 AM): i let him understand that it will payed on tuesday as u said before
Mal (9:07 AM): I never said that I'd be able to send anything on Tuesday. It's a public holiday this year and I told you that.
Lad 2 (9:08 AM): is just now trhat you are telling me this
Mal (9:08 AM): No, you're wrong.
Lad 2 (9:08 AM): true sir
Lad 2 (9:09 AM): you promise me thaton tuesday
Mal (9:09 AM): Don't lie to me!
Lad 2 (9:09 AM): that is what i no
Lad 2 (9:09 AM): before you change your mind
Lad 2 (9:09 AM): sir i can lie to you
Mal (9:10 AM): I never changed my mind on what I could or couldn't do.
Mal (9:10 AM): And I know that. Why do you think I got pissed off?
Lad 2 (9:10 AM): but you promise on tuesday sir
Mal (9:10 AM): No I didn't.
Lad 2 (9:11 AM): means you want them to suck me in the street
Lad 2 (9:11 AM): you want me to loose my founds
Mal (9:11 AM): NO I FRAKKING WELL DON'T! DO YOU THINK I'M SOME KIND OF FAGGOT EXHIBITIONIST??????????
Mal (9:12 AM): If you think that you can go to hell.
Lad 2 (9:12 AM): ok
Lad 2 (9:12 AM): thanks
Lad 2 (9:13 AM): becoz i no what i get so i here
Mal (9:13 AM): I don't know what the hell made you say that, but you had no reason to.
Mal (9:13 AM): It was totally uncalled for.
Lad 2 (9:13 AM): if u no you can help me dont let me put my hope on you
Mal (9:14 AM): You're confusing me now.
Lad 2 (9:14 AM): is likeam allways focing to receice my money for ,e
Mal (9:14 AM): What?
Lad 2 (9:15 AM): i said am not fulcing to recieve my money for me
Mal (9:15 AM): I'm not forcing you to give it to me.
Mal (9:16 AM): I'm not forcing Peace Akpobor either. But he hasn’t suggested that I give him a public blow job.
Lad 2 (9:16 AM): i am telling what is happen in the hotel then u r asking me that they did not sucked me again ok
Lad 2 (9:17 AM): what???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
Mal (9:17 AM): And what happened between you and the Bora Bora management doesn't matter to me either. If it happened in the office, at least it was in private. You are one sick puppy.
Lad 2 (9:18 AM): but you said you can send the money to me on yuesday to pay hotel bills
Mal (9:19 AM): Seems like you've got other things to spend it on now.
Lad 2 (9:19 AM): and i do promise them that on tuesady everything will be done
Lad 2 (9:19 AM): nothing to spend o mebut the way you talk t
Lad 2 (9:20 AM): plz can iit be posible in tuesday
Lad 2 (9:22 AM): sir plz can you make it posible on tuesady
Lad 2 (9:23 AM): sir talk to me
Mal (9:23 AM): I can't. You know that. It's a public holiday.
Lad 2 (9:24 AM): if not then i dont know what will happen nest
Mal (9:24 AM): Easter Monday and Anzac Day on the same day, so Tuesday’s a public holiday.
Lad 2 (9:24 AM): ok
Lad 2 (9:24 AM): so when sir
Lad 2 (9:25 AM): but sending of money is not concern about holiday
Mal (9:25 AM): Not sure if I want to send money to some gayboy sexual predator.
Mal (9:25 AM): The Western Union office will be closed. Like, duh.
Lad 2 (9:26 AM): Sir plz am not gayboy
Mal (9:27 AM): Sure you're not.
Lad 2 (9:27 AM): why do u want couse me this night
Mal (9:27 AM): I told you I'm not like that.
Lad 2 (9:28 AM): i am seriouse here and seems you are joking with me
Mal (9:28 AM): I am being serious!
Lad 2 (9:29 AM): then tell me something elas
Lad 2 (9:29 AM): else
Lad 2 (9:31 AM): Sir when can you make it done so that i can pay visite to the US embassy
Mal (9:31 AM): If you stopped going on about what you do and want to do (and I don't know how you got the hotel manager to do it), I might be more understanding/
Lad 2 (9:31 AM): as you said to
Lad 2 (9:32 AM): i make they sure that my uncle in outside will help me pay my bills in tuesday that is what i discures with hotel management
Mal (9:33 AM): Your uncle?
Mal (9:33 AM): Why didn't you mention him before?
Lad 2 (9:33 AM): yes
Lad 2 (9:33 AM): that is what i told them
Mal (9:34 AM): So where is your uncle?
Lad 2 (9:34 AM): mention who??????????????
Mal (9:34 AM): Your uncle.
Lad 2 (9:34 AM): that you of corse
Mal (9:35 AM): I'm so not your uncle.
Lad 2 (9:35 AM): ok
Lad 2 (9:35 AM): so my what??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
Mal (9:36 AM): You are no-one to me.
Lad 2 (9:36 AM): but u told me that am in same age with your dauther
Lad 2 (9:36 AM): so why u can be my uncle
Lad 2 (9:36 AM): ok
Mal (9:36 AM): Doesn't mean shit to me.
Lad 2 (9:37 AM): plz dont tell me shit ok
Mal (9:38 AM): I speak my mind.
Lad 2 (9:38 AM): i did not eat your nothing so you can insult me like that plz i beg ur perden
Lad 2 (9:38 AM): ok
Lad 2 (9:38 AM): then you get bad mind
Lad 2 (9:39 AM): you dont have good mind for human b
Mal (9:41 AM): You being the same age as Cammy doesn't make me your uncle.
Mal (9:41 AM): Tell me, when you were eighteen, how did you live?
Lad 2 (9:42 AM): you are helping me to receive my money where by i will pay you back then you started insulting me
Mal (9:43 AM): How did I insult you?
Lad 2 (9:43 AM): plz i dont thinh about that i think aboout how get things done
Mal (9:43 AM): Answer my question.
Lad 2 (9:44 AM): you finish insulying me
Mal (9:44 AM): Both of them.
Lad 2 (9:44 AM): i wish my father is alive how did somebody call me gayboy becoz of dead of my lat father
Mal (9:45 AM): What's that got to do with it?
Lad 2 (9:45 AM): boyh of who???????????????
Mal (9:45 AM): Both questions.
Lad 2 (9:45 AM): which quetions
Lad 2 (9:45 AM): ???????????????
Lad 2 (9:46 AM): i dont know about any question like that
Mal (9:46 AM): When you were eighteen, how did you live?
Lad 2 (9:47 AM): if you are realy want to help me you can tell me that am not your anything
Lad 2 (9:47 AM): why do u want to no about it plz i beg your pardon
Mal (9:48 AM): Don't dodge the issue.
Lad 2 (9:48 AM): this question did not natter
Mal (9:49 AM): It does to me. Answer it.
Lad 2 (9:49 AM): the time am in eighteen i like playing football
Lad 2 (9:49 AM): than everything
Mal (9:49 AM): Did you have a job?
Lad 2 (9:49 AM): no
Mal (9:50 AM): So you were idle and playing soccer and that's it.
Lad 2 (9:50 AM): yes
Mal (9:50 AM): When I was that age I was training to be a US Marine.
Lad 2 (9:51 AM): ok
Mal (9:51 AM): Do you have any idea what that is like?
Lad 2 (9:52 AM): no idea
Mal (9:52 AM): Exactly. You are an idle rich kid who has no gorram idea about real life or work or duty.
Lad 2 (9:53 AM): but god is with me that is why agot this money with me so i dont fear anything
Lad 2 (9:53 AM): plz am a mechanich engineer
Lad 2 (9:54 AM): now i see that you have not good mind in your head
Mal (9:54 AM): And you have no idea how that smugness pisses me off. Do you really think that the Supreme Being cares about you more than anyone else?
Lad 2 (9:54 AM): how do you see me
Mal (9:55 AM): I told you. And you a mechanic engineer?
Lad 2 (9:55 AM): of couse
Lad 2 (9:55 AM): i lean it from school
Lad 2 (9:55 AM): ATTC
Mal (9:55 AM): The what?
Lad 2 (9:56 AM): accea tecnical traning collage
Mal (9:56 AM): Where?
Lad 2 (9:56 AM): A T T C
Mal (9:56 AM): Not that! Where is the gorram college?
Lad 2 (9:56 AM): where i lean my hand work
Lad 2 (9:57 AM): ACCRA GHANA
Mal (9:57 AM): Ha? You're from Cote d'Ivoire. Why would you be studying in Accra?
Lad 2 (9:58 AM): sir you tern my mind to diffrent thinh which am not thinking about that
Lad 2 (9:58 AM): i said my father
Lad 2 (9:58 AM): but my mum from ghana
Lad 2 (9:58 AM): so i do stay with both of them
Lad 2 (10:01 AM): Sir so when can you get the 100$dalla done
Lad 2 (10:01 AM): becoz you have tern my mind to diffrent thing
Mal (10:02 AM): You know what? The money should go to the hotel manager, not to you.
Lad 2 (10:02 AM): to settle the hotel bills then i know that am free small
Lad 2 (10:02 AM): yes
Lad 2 (10:02 AM): i have to settle all those things
Mal (10:03 AM): So give me his contact details.
Lad 2 (10:03 AM): so you mean you will send it him
Mal (10:04 AM): Not to you.
Lad 2 (10:04 AM): to him
Mal (10:04 AM): Exactly.
Lad 2 (10:06 AM): +233540386827
Mal (10:06 AM): And his name?
Lad 2 (10:07 AM): his name ia EMMANUEL AYISIRA
Mal (10:07 AM): Right.
Lad 2 (10:07 AM): so when will you becontacting him
Mal (10:08 AM): Soon I guess.
Lad 2 (10:08 AM): ok
Lad 2 (10:08 AM): thanks
Lad 2 (10:08 AM): but have to let me no
Mal (10:09 AM): Why?
Lad 2 (10:09 AM): the day u will send itplz
Mal (10:09 AM): You don't have to know.
Lad 2 (10:09 AM): i am the one who get the money and you want to do things in my back
Mal (10:10 AM): No, you are not getting the money. He is.
Lad 2 (10:11 AM): he is what
Mal (10:11 AM): And I am not like that! You may be that way, but don't include me!
Lad 2 (10:11 AM): sir am not like the way you think ok
Mal (10:12 AM): Ain't the way I'm seeing things.
Lad 2 (10:12 AM): ok
Lad 2 (10:13 AM): plz dont plant bad in your mind for me ok
Mal (10:13 AM): I'm not planting anything!
Lad 2 (10:14 AM): but you aer dicidingh it
Mal (10:14 AM): What?
Lad 2 (10:16 AM): i hope if i send the money to you in your country after i get there you are going to such me with gun
Mal (10:17 AM): WTF?
Lad 2 (10:17 AM): becoz you dont have trust in your selfr so you dont trusr anybody
Mal (10:18 AM): I don't know what the hell you're on about.
Lad 2 (10:18 AM): you are always lieing to that this then that
Lad 2 (10:19 AM): sir so u mean you send it true his name
Lad 2 (10:20 AM): but i want to tell u that ur trust will position u in ur life
Mal (10:21 AM): Listen to me, boy.
Lad 2 (10:21 AM): talk to me air
Lad 2 (10:21 AM): sir
Mal (10:21 AM): I am from the South. And in the South to call someone a liar gets you a fist in the mouth if you're lucky. Call me a liar again and this deal is finished. You got that?
Lad 2 (10:22 AM): sorry
Lad 2 (10:22 AM): but u call me first
Mal (10:23 AM): Are you from below the Mason-Dixon Line?
Lad 2 (10:23 AM): sir let us understand each oyher ok
Lad 2 (10:23 AM): no
Mal (10:23 AM): So it doesn't matter.
Lad 2 (10:24 AM): how can we make deal without trusting anybody
Mal (10:25 AM): It doesn't help that you and Peace Akpobor are doppelgangers.
Lad 2 (10:25 AM): just look at the name tha you are giving me
Lad 2 (10:26 AM): i dont have any gag plz
Mal (10:26 AM): I've given you no such name.
Lad 2 (10:26 AM): n idont no him in ant where
Lad 2 (10:27 AM): why?????
Mal (10:27 AM): He's your gorram twin.
Lad 2 (10:27 AM): plz
Lad 2 (10:27 AM): i beg you
Lad 2 (10:27 AM): am not twin my dad born me alone
Lad 2 (10:28 AM): i dont have any twin brother
Lad 2 (10:29 AM): sir stop all this and tell me something better
Mal (10:29 AM): I never said he was your brother. He's your doppelganger.
Lad 2 (10:30 AM): i said i dont have any doppelganger
Lad 2 (10:30 AM): plz did you call him
Mal (10:31 AM): You were there!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lad 2 (10:31 AM): am in my room
Mal (10:31 AM): He must have been in your room too. Did you make him as well?
Lad 2 (10:31 AM): no
Mal (10:32 AM): Well that's a relief.
Mal (10:32 AM): But he is your doppelganger, and what are the odds on that?
Lad 2 (10:32 AM): i can get out to ant where without my founds
Lad 2 (10:33 AM): i said no
Lad 2 (10:33 AM): he is your business partner
Mal (10:33 AM): Denying it won't get you anywhere. If he's not your twin brother, he's your doppelganger.
Mal (10:33 AM): And that last bit is total bullshit.
Lad 2 (10:35 AM): you want me to take your wold n u dnt want my own
Mal (10:35 AM): WTF?
Lad 2 (10:35 AM): did you feed me before in your life who are you self
Lad 2 (10:36 AM): if tou no u can help me go your way with all trhat your lies
Lad 2 (10:36 AM): i no that u n peace all is lies
Mal (10:36 AM): I told you what would happen if you did that again.
Lad 2 (10:36 AM): go your way plz
Lad 2 (10:36 AM): get out of my side
Mal (10:37 AM): Go to hell.

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Quote:

i did not eat your nothing so you can insult me like that plz i beg ur perden

How nice that you insulted him, yet he's begging YOUR "perden".

Posted: Sun Apr 24, 2011 1:01 pm

Now there is a curse upon Mal!

After various statements that implied (and eventually stated outright) that Lad 2 is gay, Lad 2 lost it...

Lad (8:33 PM): YOU WILL DIE IN CAR ASIDENT I GIVE YOU 4 DAYS
Lad (8:33 PM): READY TO DIE
Lad (8:34 PM): DO YOU KNOW NE YOU FULL
Lad (8:34 PM): CAR WILL NORCK YOU IN ASTREET MAKE IT 2DAY
Lad (8:35 PM): I GIVE 2DAYS
Mal (8:35 PM): You really do believe in that voodoo shit, don't you?
Lad (8:35 PM): YOU WILL DIE BY CAR
Lad (8:35 PM): FULISH MAN LIKE
Mal (8:35 PM): See you on Saturday. I'll email you.
Lad (8:35 PM): GOD WILL PONISH YOU WELL
Mal (8:35 PM): For what?
Lad (8:35 PM): YOU LIEYER
Lad (8:36 PM): YOU WILL DIE BY CAR ACC
Mal (8:36 PM): What did I lie about?
Lad (8:36 PM): YOUR MOTHER YOU WILL DIE
Lad (8:36 PM): YOU ARE PLAYING WITH WULOMO
Mal (8:36 PM): O RLY?
Mal (8:37 PM): And what the Sam Frick is WULOMO?
Lad (8:37 PM): WOLOMOM WILL KILL YOU FOE ME IN 2 DAYS
Lad (8:37 PM): DEVIL GO AWYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Lad (8:37 PM): OK
Mal (8:37 PM): WOLOMO? WOLOMOM? Who in Hell is that?
Lad (8:37 PM): MAKE PREPARE TO DIE BT CAR
Mal (8:38 PM): Come on, you little faggot - who is this WOLOMO?
Lad (8:38 PM): TELL THAT YOUR PRISTITUDE DAUTHER THAT YOUR TIME IS UP TO DIE I SWELL WOLOMO
Mal (8:38 PM): Hey, she told the truth - you're ugly.
Lad (8:39 PM): YES BUT U WILL DIE I DONT HAVE PROBLEM WITH YUO LIE AGAIN
Lad (8:39 PM): TIME TO DIE
Lad (8:40 PM): IF YOU DID NOT SEND THIS 100$ WOLOMO WILL FINISH YOU FOR ME
Mal (8:40 PM): I'll email you on Saturday with the latest news. Deal?
Mal (8:40 PM): Who is WOLOMO?
----- Our chat on Sun, 24/4/11 8:47 PM -----
Lad (8:43 PM): THE GODS WHO WILL KILL YOU BY CAR ACCIDENT
Mal (8:44 PM): I thought you're a Christian.
Lad (8:44 PM): I CAME FROM ROYAL FAMILLY OK
Mal (8:45 PM): You are delusional.
Lad (8:45 PM): YOU ARE JOKING WITH WOLOMO
Mal (8:46 PM): Voodoo gods and Royal blood? Who do you think you are - Harry Potter?
Lad (8:46 PM): OK
Mal (8:46 PM): You do think you're Harry Potter?????????????????
Lad (8:46 PM): YOU ANY THING YOU WANT OK BUT I PROMISE U ON 2DAYS YOU ARE GOING TI DIE
Mal (8:46 PM): Holy shit on a shingle, I was joking...
Lad (8:46 PM): BY CAR ACCIDENT
Mal (8:47 PM): And when that doesn't happen, what will you say?
Lad (8:49 PM): FORGET YOUR SELF OK
Mal (8:49 PM): How does that work?
Lad (8:49 PM): IF U SEND THE 100$ THEN YOU ARE FREE AND FIR
Mal (8:50 PM): Well, as we say in the US, we don't give in the terrorists - even comical ones.
Lad (8:51 PM): YOU WILL DIE THAT IS MY PONT
Mal (8:51 PM): And when I don't, I want to know what you'll say then. That's my point.

(Edited because of a name mixup)

Posted: Sun Apr 24, 2011 1:56 pm

A hitlad in the making! Laughing

Posted: Mon Apr 25, 2011 8:06 pm

I frakking love the Battlestar Galactica reference Mr. Green

Posted: Tue Apr 26, 2011 5:27 am

I'm still waiting for the first of edition of:

Cammy & Mal Chat with the Lads
Entertaining excerpts direct From the pages of 419Eater

available now on Amazon.... Razz

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