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Posted: Mon Apr 04, 2011 4:35 am

A bait that I think finished today Sad

I posted an Ad on a share accomodation website, within half and hour I got a bite. I started off being stupid to see what I could get away with and settled into a straight bait

Quote:

I have a 3 bedroom apartment located at 101/200 La Trobe Street
Melbourne VIC 3000, I occupied one of them at the moment,two tenants
whom lived with me moved out about a couple of months ago, they
traveled back to Canada, So I just decided to rent out the place as am
lonely living in the house alone....

Like I said in my profile Maria Lopez is my name, 34yrs old female ,
professional, straight, Christian, I grew up in sydney, I like
adventures , honest and clean. Tell me about yourself.

My place is affordable , popularly located in the heart of CBD,just at
the intersection of Latrobe & Swanston Streets, Opposite Melbourne
Central, Close to QV, RMIT & State Library, all public transport, such
as train, bus, & tram including free city circle tram.

It comprises of new a kitchen with stainless steel Smeg dishwasher,
induction hob, oven, Omega rangehood, plenty of cupboards, servery to
dining area, neat older style bathroom with bathtub, separate internal
laundry, Light and airy floor position, Spacious floor plan includes
double size bedroom and built ins, flexible open plan study zone and
dining/living areas flow to sunny easterly balcony. Recently
refurbished by my husband to a very high standard of interior design
and also have an off street parking facility. Internet is also
available there.

That's all i could say for now until you have a taste of my place. I'm
looking to rent out my place to a neat and responsible person to share
my available rooms with.

The minimum stay is two weeks ($500/Month) utilities included such as
Internet access(wireless), Parking space, electricity, water, laundry,
dishwasher, kitchen utensils e...t.c ,Bond: $500.00 (The Bond is a
refundable security deposit)....

I have successfully attached some picture of my apartment for you to
view what i am talking about.

I wish you the best in your search if my place doesn't suit your
preferable location and taste.

God bless you.

Cheers

Maria Lopez

Sounds too good to be true...

I replied:

Quote:

Dear Miss Lopez,
The flat sounds like its exactly what I am after.
My name is Leety Leetington, originally from the UK. I am a pilot by trade and I fly a 1942 Spitfire. I enjoy cricket, beer and sex.
I would like to also see a photo of you, so I may know if you are pretty. If you are pretty enough we can also have sex when I move in. I know this may be an exciting prospect for you, so please reply as soon as you get this mail

Yours
Mr Leety M Leetington

I was full of sympathy when I heard of the sick husband, he must have died because he wasnt really mentioned again

Quote:

Hello,

Thanks for the reply, I have been busy taking care of my husband whom
had been sick for days now. Presently I am in St Mary's Hospital
(United Kingdom) to visit my husband. This is one of the reason I want
to lease my apartment out, but just two rooms because I live in the
third room and I would be coming down to Australia as soon as my
husband is back on his feet .

You can go take a look at the apartment from outside and let me know
if you're ready to rent my apartment. All I can do is make arrangement
for the documents through my solicitor because I have my keys here
with me and as soon as my solicitor is able to complete the necessary
documentation, He will inform me and I will send the keys to you via
courier post next day delivery and you can move in as soon as you
want.

I dont know how often you check your email but if you're willing to
secure my place from what I have told you above. I would need these
information below to prepare the lease agreement for you.

Name in full, Contact address, Phone number, Occupation, Age, Sex,
Preferable Move in Date, Marital status and Total Period of rent/Stay.

I would need you to give me the information required which I listed
above, so that I can forward them to my lawyer to prepare your lease
document and email them to you as soon as possible. I will make
available scan copy of my passport too and send them to you as soon as
you're willing to rent my place.

Cheers and God Bless !!!!!

Maria Lopez

Cant blame a bloke for trying right?

Quote:

Dear Miss Lopez,
My details as follows

Full Name:Mr Leety M Leetington
Age:49
Sex:M
Occupation:Pilot
Move in Date:ASAP
Present Address:Parafield Airport, Hangar 17
Contact Number: 8696 6969
Number of months you intend to stay in the room:12
Number of months you want to pay for upfront:3

Your husband is sick? That will make it much easier to conduct a sexual
relationship wont it?
Hope to hear from you soon

Mr Leety M Leetington

The next email was along the same lines, "blah blah thankyou for your interest blah blah" and suprise suprise in comes the laywer

I was sure she must have missed my generous offer of an affair with a spitfire pilot. So I tried one last time

Quote:

Dear Miss Lopez,
Are there other sharing the apparment? Will they be
will to engage in a sexual relationship? When will you be home so that we
can have sex?
When will I hear from your lawyer?

Leety

She was obviously not impressed with my charm. Damn it...

Quote:

Hello Leety,

It seems you are not really interested in renting my room but just
having sex. There is kiwi lady looking to renting the second room but
I don't know about her having a sexual relationship with you. One
thing I just want to mention is that I don't want any trouble in my
apartment when it comes to sexual relationship in the same apartment.

Well, my solicitor will get back to you with the lease agreement
contract later today or very early tomorrow.

Thanks and hope to hear from you with the signed lease agreement as
soon as you get it.

Do have a great day there.
Maria.

I did get a mail from the lawyer, it was boring. I think he wanted me to fill in the tenancy agreement attached. I could have, but instead I sent him back a 10Mb .dll. He never replied so I must have filled it in correctly.

It was two days later that I heard back form Maria

Quote:

Hello,

How are you doing?.My lawyer email me in couples of minute ago.He said
you are already through with the signing of the lease agreement and he
is on the verge of completing the necessary documents for you to move
in. Now that you are through with the signing, you can now proceed
with the payment.

The total amount you are to send to me now to make reservation for
yourself is a month rent of $500 (month rent including utilities)+
Bond $500 (refundable Security Deposit) = $1000AUD. I would want you
to make the payment through Western Union Money Transfer and
immediately you sent the details to me and the payout amount in GBP
which will all be seen on the receipt,I would verify and make the
acknowledgment letter ready for you or better still send a scanned
copy of the receipt to my lawyer so that he can complete his
documentation too.

Please note that I asked you to send the rent via western union
because of some reasons here... I cannot access my account here in
London and to confirm your payment will be very difficult not to talk
of making withdrawals. I hope you understand what I mean.

Below are the details you need in sending the payment:-

RECEIVER'S NAME: MARIA LOPEZ
ADDRESS: St Mary's Hospital, Praed Street
CITY: LONDON
COUNTRY: UNITED KINGDOM
POSTAL CODE: W2 1NY

I would be expecting to read from you as soon as possible. Till then,
take a good care of yourself.

Best Regards,

Maria

Western Union?? Really? I asked why not a bank account? A few weak excuses, I told her how I feel about WU:

Quote:

Dear Miss Lopez,
I dont understand. How can you not access your
bank
acount in London? Its one of the biggest cities in the world. I went to the WU website, but it has lots of warnings about scummers. Are you sure it is safe to use WU?

Mr Leety M Leetington

I thought she may have given up, but a couple of days later:

Quote:

Hello Leety,

Its not that I can't access it in that sense but I can't make
withdrawals from the account because of the requirements they are
asking for here which is also going to take long before I can get the
payments here. This is the main reason I asked you to make the payment
using western union.

It is safe to use WU, you just have to keep the transaction code that
will be given to you so that just anybody won't have access to the
money. After you are done with the payment, you are going to be given
a receipt which is going to contain the details you are going to send
to me in order to confirm the payment. The details you are to send to
me include the MTCN(transaction code), Sender's name and address and
the payout amount in GBP. You are going to see all these on the
western union receipt.

Please note that I am not asking you deduct the transfer charges from
your pocket, you are to deduct it from the rent and bond.

I hope you understand and I will be waiting to hear from you with the
necessary details to confirm the payment when you are done with it.

Thanks and hope to hear from you soonest.
Maria.

It was at this point that RL got in the way of the important things in life, like baiting. After returning from a 3 day binge I found a mail from Miss Lopez. It was the same mail she sent to me first. I was not impressed...
(in hindsight I could have shut my mouth and not risked educating)

Quote:

Dear Miss Lopez,
What is this?? This is the same as the first email that you sent me!! I thought we were moving forward with our transaction, I am waiting to hear from you as soon as possible

Mr Leety M Leetington

I think this next one might be what we would call a slap...

Quote:

Hello Leety,

I was actually going through the house for rent in Adelaide for a
friends daughter who is moving to Adelaide from here when I came
across your profile there again. Its now that I understand that all
you are interested in is truly sex and nothing else. Why didn't you
get back to me since all these days?? Its better you change and stop
wasting people's time. If you don't need a room, you don't have to be
publicizing that you need one when all you need is a sex partner. You
can get sex partners from pub and high street hos instead of wasting
hard working people's time. Think twice on what you are doing and have
a change of heart now.

Thank God you reply here and for clarifying my doubts that maybe you
are still interested or not.

Take a good care of yourself.
Maria.

This is where I just settled the bait down and tried to string it out

Quote:

Dear Miss Lopez,
I am sorry if you have taken my tone wrongly, I was just suprised to see you mail me like we had not spoken before. I have not got back to you because I have been out all weekend on a massive binge. I feel quite sick from it now but I think I will live. I am sorry if you have misunderstood me.
Now with our transaction, I believe I only need your account details so I can go this afternoon and deposit the money to you so we can move forward.

Thank you

Mr Leety M Leetington

I get told that I have to understand why I needed a slap

Quote:

Hello Mr. Leety Leetington,

I'm really sorry the way I sounded in my last email... You should
understand why I had to sound like that and I hope we can move forward
now. I have given you my details earlier so that you can proceed to
the payment via western union money transfer. Here is the details
again....

RECEIVER'S NAME: MARIA LOPEZ
ADDRESS: St Mary's Hospital, Praed Street
CITY: LONDON
COUNTRY: UNITED KINGDOM
POSTAL CODE: W2 1NY

Please note that you need an account to make payment via western
union. All you have to do is to go there with the rent and bond and
your ID. They will give you a form to fill which is going to include
all my details above. When you are done filling the form, you will
then give them the cash and they will make the transfer for you.

After the transfer has been done, they are going to give you a receipt
which is going to contain the details which you are going to send to
me for necessary confirmation. The details you are going to send to me
include... Sender's name and address, MTCN and the payout amount in
GBP. All these will be found on the western union receipt and as soon
as I'm able to get these details, I will be able to confirm the
payment here without any delay.

Please note that I'm not asking you to deduct the western union
transfer charge from your pocket, the transfer charge should be
deducted from the rent and bond. So all you have to do is to go there
with the rent and bond only.

I hope you understand what I mean and all my explanation.

I will be waiting to hear from you with the necessary details as soon
as you are done with the transfer later today.

Thanks and do have a great day.
Maria.

At the risk of the bait getting boring I tried one little joke

Quote:

Dear Maria,
I am very sorry but I missed the western union today. I went where I thought there is one and couldnt find another. Do you know of any offices in my area? I will try and find one tommorrow

Big Dong (my nickname since we are friends now you may address me as such)

It worked

Quote:

Hello Big Dong,

Thanks for getting back to me and its good to hear that name from you.
Its makes things a little unofficial if I must say. I hope we'll be
able to live in a calm and good environment when I eventually get back
home.

About the western union locations, I believe there are so many of them
around there but I checked their website and I was able to get some
that are close to you (I presume). I searched for them with the
address you provided but you can also do a search for some through
their website.... www.westernunion.com.au

Here is a list of some that are close to you.

LIST OF WU OUTLETS NEAR ME

I hope you'll be able find any one of these easily and I will be
waiting to hear from you with the payment details after you are done
with the payment. The details you are to send to me like I told you
earlier include the sender's name and address, MTCN and the payout
amount in GBP. All these will be found on the western union receipt
that will be given to you and I will be able to confirm your payment
as soon as I'm able to get these details. Also, let me know the number
of months rent you pay for so that I can inform my solicitor to
prepare your tenancy receipt with all other documents he is going to
issue to you.

I hope you understand what I mean.

Thanks and hope to hear from you soonest.
Maria.

I was only gone a day

Quote:

Hello Big Dong,

Hope there is no problem and why didn't I hear from you this time around??
Maria.

We all gotta work (actually was stuck at work)

Quote:

Maria,
Im sorry, I got stuck at work till late last night and probably will for the next two days. Is it ok if I go to Western Union after work on Friday?
Sorry for the delay

Big Dong

Wait till Friday? No problem she says...

Quote:

Hello,

Well, there is no problem in waiting till Friday for the payment
details. Things like this do happen to everybody at work some times
but I just want to be sure that you will truly rent the room. You can
also check for western union locations that work till late night
around you there because I got to know that some privately owned
western union locations in stores do work till late night. You can do
a search on their website... www.westernunion.com.au for locations
like this.

I will be waiting to hear from you later if you are able to get any or
Friday if not with the payment details so that all necessary
arrangement can be done from my side here for you to move in.

Thanks and have a lovely, stress free time there.
Maria.

And a reminder on Friday

Quote:

Hello Big Dong,

How is work and everything over there. I hope you will not be too
engulfed to make the payment today.

Thanks and hope to hear from you with the payment details as soon as
you are done with it today.
Maria.

Quote:

Dear Maria,
I have sent the payment using following details,
RECEIVER'S NAME: MARIA LOPEZ
ADDRESS: St Mary's Hospital, Praed Street
CITY: LONDON
COUNTRY: UNITED KINGDOM
POSTAL CODE: W2 1NY

Hopefully you can get the keys sent off this afternoon. I will talk to you
again
on Monday morning, Im off squirrel shooting this weekend, gunna get a bag full of them! Do you like squirrel jerky? Maybe I can send you some

Have a good weekend sexy

Big Dong

Whoops, forgot the coverted MCTN. She must not have mentioned it enough times...

Who loves seeing a Lad working on a weekend?
Saturday:

Quote:

Hello,

I am going to need the following details to confirm the payment....
Sender's name and address, MTCN and the payout amount in GBP. All
these will be seen on the western union receipt that was given to you.

As soon as you get back to me with these details, I will be able to
confirm your payment and I will send the keys to you immediately
thereafter.

Thanks and hope to hear from you soonest.
Maria.

Sunday:

Quote:

Hello Big Dong,

Did you get my mail about the details I am going to need to confirm
the payment here. All you need to send to me is the MTCN, Sender's
name and address and the payout amount in GBP which will all be seen
on the western union receipt that was given to you. Please remember to
get back to me with your full address which you will receive the keys
from... I am also going to need this to send the keys down there.

Thanks and hope to hear from you with these details as soon as you get
this mail.

Do have a great time there.
Maria.

By Tuesday she was getting worried

Quote:

Hello,

After waiting throughout today, so many things came up and you just
made me believe that people cannot be trusted. Well, can you just let
me know if you are still interested in the room or not?? I have so
many people asking about it and you are there delaying things from
your side.

If you are still interested, just get back to me with the payment
details so that all other things can be arranged from here, if not....
let me know so that another person can take up the room.

Take care and hope to hear from you soonest.
Maria.

I sent her a mail and told her I DID send the details

Quote:

Hello,

Thanks for getting back to me Mr. Leety M. Leetington. I will need the
following details .... MTCN, Senders name and address, payout amount
in GBP. Its either you get back to me with these details or you shut
up forever.

Take care.
Maria.

Oh no! Silly me stuffed it up

Quote:

Dear Maria,
I am sorry, I thought I had sent you all the details you
needed. I will have to try and find the paperwork from last week. I am not
sure where I put it. I am sorry, I have never used this western union before, it is all very confusing. Ill try and find it as soon as I can

Big Dong

I am no longer her friend it seems

Quote:

Mr. Leety Leetington,

You just make me laugh... I'm sure you won't find the paperwork not
only because its lost but because you didn't make any payment. Prove
me wrong.

Ahahahahahah..... LOL.

I told her she was being VERY rude!

She replies

Quote:

Why won't I when you take me for granted?? I mean what does it take to
get the details of the payment you made and at the end of the day, you
only mailed back my details that I sent to you. If it were to be you,
what would you do??

You should know I am a very nice woman and I don't behave rudely to people but things could be so funny when people you place in high
esteem behave funny. I have never been rude to you since we started
our communication. Did I?? But put yourself in my position when I told
you what I want to do with the payment.

At least in almost all my mails concerning the payment, I mentioned
that you should get back to me with the details of the payment which
include.... Sender's name and address, MTCN and the payout amount in
GBP which will all be found on the western union receipt.

I am never rude and but its really frustrating when you have to
explain just one thing over and over again. I even got in touch with
you over the weekend with the required details and up till now, there
is nothing like that. You can imagine it yourself.
Maria.

Take her for granted? An angry lad is a precious commodity

Quote:

Dearest Maria,
I have found the paperwork last night the details are:
MTCN: 3861002766
Test question: 421 - 2?
Test answer: 419

Please let me know when you have got your payment

Yours
Big Dong

Now she can smell the money

Quote:

Hello,

Thanks for getting back to me but the details that I will need is
still not complete for me to confirm the payment. The other details I
need are.....

Sender's name and address as it appear on the receipt.
The payout amount in GBP??

If you think sending these details is a problem, you can just scan the
western union receipt and send it to me. I will pick the necessary
details from it myself. I think this is even the best option.

I will be waiting to hear from later with the remaining details or the
scanned copy of the western union receipt.

Thanks and do have a great time there.
Maria.

I finally get my act into gear

Quote:

Dearest Maria,
I am sorry, i stuffed it up again! you must think I am really stupid.
Here are the details you asked for:
Senders Name: Leety Leetington
Senders Address: Hangar 17, Parafield Airport Parafield, SA 5069 Australia
MTCN: 3861002766
Test question: 421 - 2?
Test answer: 419

Is that the stuff you needed? I hope i have it right for you this time

Big Dong

Damn this is hard, I stuffed it again

Quote:

Thanks for getting back to me.... It just remain the amount in GBP. If
you don't know that, How much did you send in AUD and what is the
transfer charge. I think I can get the amount in GBP if you know those
two.
As soon as I get these ones, I will be able to get the amount in GBP
and also be able to confirm it.

Thanks
Maria.

This time for sure

Quote:

Sorry again!! I sent the money in GBP to the value of $1000 AUD so the
amount was 642.626 GBP.
How is that?

She asks me how much for the transfer fee. I couldnt quite remember, about 20GBP?

Quote:

Hello,

I went to western union for confirmation of the payment and they said
no match found and there is no transaction with the details you gave
me. Its better you scan the western union receipt and send it to me so
that I can pick the details myself.

Thanks.
Maria.

So I send back, along with a jpeg of some pretty coloured pixels

Quote:

Dearest Maria,
That is strange, I will scan the recipt for you to look at

Yours always

Big Dong

I didnt quite understand this one

Quote:

No problem and its good to hear that from you... Well, my conclusion
is that when you make the payment and get back to me with the scan
copy of the western union receipt, I will get back to you. Do have a
great day.

Maria.

I told her that I DID send it, what was the problem??

Quote:

If you call that a scan copy of the payment, then you are the biggest
fool I've ever seen on earth.

You will meet your waterloo very soon and you shall be taken for
granted in your life forever. People will continue to waste your time
on earth and it shall not be well with you forever. Amen

I was as angry as a stredded Lad with a fake money gram reciept

Quote:

Dear Miss Lopez,
How dare you call me a fool??!! I have never been so insulted! I looked at the scanned jpg I sent to you and only just saw that it has obviously been corrupted by my scanner. I have been having problems with it for a while. No are you going to apologise to me for the terrible insults you have sent? If you do this then maybe I will scan the slip and sent it to you, otherwise I will go back to the western union and send it to Miss Lauren Wood, who also has a apartment for rent here. She seems more reasonable and certainly wouldnt insult me like you have done. The ball is your court Lopez, I shall expect my apology soon

Yours Sincerely

Mr Leety M Leetington

She thinks I am a good chance with this other one at least...

Quote:

Who cares... you can go ahead and send your money to whoever you like.
Lauren Wood or even the woods or better still hell. If you need my
apartment, you can go ahead and rescan it to me and thereafter, I can
tender my apology. I have never seen anybody waste my time like this
before in my life.If I don't hear back from you tomorrow, with the
scanned western union receipt, then I will give my apartment to
somebody else who is highly interested. Thanks for wasting serious
people's time who are truly interested in renting and not sex like
you.

If you pay Lauren Wood, you can go ahead and have sex with her as you
like but as for me, forget it. Thanks for wasting my time.

Maria.

Thinking that was it I had one last ditch attempt

Quote:

Dearest Maria,
Does that mean we can have sex if I send you the scanned receipt? I am truly sorry for all the trouble you have had, and I can send you the reciept if you want it still?

Yours forever

Big Dong

That was 5 days ago. As I was posting this I got a reply. Who knows, I may get lucky yet

Edit: Changed my characters name after Lad googled me

Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2011 10:17 pm

Quote:

I have never seen anybody waste my time like this
before in my life.

Get used to it!!

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 14 Apr 2011 Posts: 4

Nice! Every time she replied with 'Hello Big Dong' I laughed. Humor so simple, yet so funny.

Wannabe Baiter Joined: 08 Dec 2005 Posts: 92

haha! great bait. thanks for sharing Laughing