Was it something I said? Lad rant - NSFW

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Elite Baiter Joined: 19 Apr 2008 Posts: 1301

Don't think this lad is very happy. Some good sigs - apparantly I'm a "sun of a beach"

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Hello,

I can understand who you are now; you have been paying with your mother’s virginal, and that is why you will remain roosted, you foolish and bustard stinking dead dog. Listen I really know about you from the beginning but I only what to prove to you are stupid,

Listen I really know that you are a man using your telephone mode voice to call me you sun of a beach you will remain a looser, because I know your plan that you intension is to steal my money after the transfer to your account, and that is who you told the bank that you don’t have international passport, and that is one of the reason why you said how to do attachments, so that you trice will not be expose in a time you will be ask to send the payments slip information, I know all about this very well but I wanly trying to you how stupid you are.

You said you have money you stinking bustard idiot, but you can not speak unto 1 minute on telephone conversation, your bustard layer, you can go heel and don’t reply me any more you thief, I have wrote to the bank and told them that you are no longer my trustee go and fuck your mother, I have know everything about you, you are in Benin, the lawyer told me everything about but I wanted to move further take all I wanted from you beach bye and never write me any more you moron idiot

Posted: Sat Apr 16, 2011 11:21 pm

OK, fess up - what did you do?

Posted: Sat Apr 16, 2011 11:23 pm

Regardless of what he said, this is a good sign, we are making lads go berserker at us for no real reason, imagine if it was a real victim!

Posted: Sat Apr 16, 2011 11:27 pm

OK, mods - what custom tag can we get for Pete515?

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foolish and bustard stinking dead dog

sun of a beach

stinking bustard idiot

bustard layer

Personally I favour sun of a beach

Posted: Sat Apr 16, 2011 11:28 pm

Come on, Pete515: Tell us the whole story Smile

Elite Baiter Joined: 19 Jan 2009 Posts: 1440

So poetic...just beautiful.

Is he trying and failing to call you a "bastard" or is referring to you as a large, terrestrial bird? If it's the latter, ask him to specify which kind, since there are many - Great Bustard, Nubian Bustard, Australian B, etc...

Posted: Sun Apr 17, 2011 12:45 am

I think he wants some mustard on his hot dog Smile

Not quite a Newb Joined: 03 Apr 2011 Posts: 70

This is good stuff! Well done! Twisted Evil

Posted: Sun Apr 17, 2011 1:18 am

In my college days I had a friend named Bustard but he was a good guy, not a layer.

So please tell us what you did to him. Wink

Not quite a Newb Joined: 15 Mar 2011 Posts: 22

I needed a laugh!

Lakeside, layers are goood! Especially when there are 7 of them made of cake flour, eggs, and milk baked; and held together with coco, oil, and dark sugar! Wink

Posted: Sun Apr 17, 2011 2:13 am

But Ogas have layers, and that's not a good thing...

Posted: Sun Apr 17, 2011 2:24 am

Does anyone eat bustard eggs? 'Cause that's what bustard layers produce.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 15 Mar 2011 Posts: 22

vonpaso xlura wrote:

Does anyone eat bustard eggs? 'Cause that's what bustard layers produce.

I could not find a recipe for bustard eggs, however, I did find this:

Whole stuffed camel
a recipe for camel stuffed with dates, plover eggs, carp, seasoned bustards, and sheep, baked for two days on hot coals in a trench.

It is from:
Water Music (novel)
It revolves around two Imperial British expeditions into the interior of Western Africa in an effort to find and explore the Niger River.
Laughing

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whole_stuffed_camel
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Water_Music_(novel)

What's the dimensions of these bustard eggs? Are they a one or two egg omelet?

Baiting Guru Joined: 10 Oct 2003 Posts: 4747

"you are in Benin"? sheesh, we are all from Benin! Ok maybe a few Lagos Boi’s are here. But still Benin rocks.

Remember you should increase his Paranoia, a mugu can never too Paranoia.

we're going to eat his money!

Posted: Sun Apr 17, 2011 9:26 am

If I was a beach and I had a son. I'd call him Archie Pelago.

What?

Posted: Sun Apr 17, 2011 11:47 am

SON OF THE BEACH

Was a pretty funny show

Elite Baiter Joined: 19 Apr 2008 Posts: 1301

I love the way the lads always claim to know it was a bait/scam all along. This was in fact a refugee with a fortune scam from a Miss Elinah Kipkalya who already appears in my sig (see below).

I think 3 separate trips to MG didn't help (how was I to know that MG and WU weren't the same thing), the fake lawyer being told he was useless, the fake Reverend father being told he didn't know his bible plus a few other time wasting tactics didn't improve his temper. The 11 digit WU number was the straw which broke the camel's back.

I don't usually burn the lads but if anyone has any particularly cutting comments I can use I'm more than happy to pass it on to this particular scumbucket.

[edit]I decided to continue with the bait and confronted the lad about why he/she sent such a nasty email. Here is the result.

Quote:

Did you say you sent money to whom? Do you think I am stupid or what, which western union office uses eleven (Mtcn) numbers to send money? By the way why are you still laying that you sent money I went to the western union office 2 times to cash the money they told me there is no money and the (Mtcn) was fudged and non of the names both the sender and receiver names was registered in the computer, then who do want me to believe you that you sent money while you have been doing this repeatedly, how you want me to believe you.

Listen I strutted you with all my hearth, I promise you with all my hearth that I will do everything to make you happy once I came over there in your country, but you betrayed my trust on you by laying to me and playing games to me by saying you sent money to me why? However I have heard what you said but I will advice you to be honest in life and stop breaking other people hearth after laying their trust on you.

I know I am not educated and that why I contacted you to help me and stand as my trustee so that after the transfer I could be able to stay with you and further more my education, but you break my hearth, remember I gave you, my trustee, my hearth, my spirit soul and body, I even gave you my life just to prove that I love you, I accepted you with all my hearth believe that you will be my mother hence fault, but you have chosen to stab me at back, as you have chosen to help me any further I will not fosse you neither will bother to you do what you don’t like,

But I still wish you all the best in life because my hearth have already chosen you despite that you break my hearth and trust on you, i want to tell you that I will still keep on struggling till I find who will understand my love and sincerity to him or her, you have challenge me in life and I promise you that I must try my best as human, but I want you to understand that I am really suffering here in the camp, if it happened to be that I die in here in the camp after my suffering, but don’t forget that I love you with all my hearth, truly it was not my intension to write to you in such manner,

But you really break my hearth by laying to me that you sent me money while you know you didn’t send any money to me, you forged the (Mtcn) number with the information I sent to you. Bye but never forget that I wish you all the best in life despite how badly you insulted me in your mail

Elinah

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 27 Dec 2010 Posts: 586

Congrats on the insult! Laughing

Posted: Wed Apr 20, 2011 11:06 pm

Excellent result! He must have spent ages typing all that nonsense. Also it sounds like his blood pressure is going up. Both are good things.

Posted: Wed Apr 20, 2011 11:22 pm

Excellent job.Nothing like a good lad insult to make your day.

Posted: Thu Apr 21, 2011 7:18 am

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you have been paying with your mother’s virginal

Your mother owns one of these?

Top insults. You really got to him.

Elite Baiter Joined: 19 Jan 2009 Posts: 1440

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I strutted you with all my hearth, I promise you with all my hearth that.......But you really break my hearth

Sounds like a really expensive hearth. You should offer to replace it.

Posted: Thu Apr 21, 2011 7:09 pm

Excellent work, pete! I love a good lad blast. Maybe you should apologize for your mistakes (to get her back on your side) and then send her one of Duezer's fake WU receipts with the MTCN obscured. I'm sure that would just make her day. Razz

Elite Baiter Joined: 19 Apr 2008 Posts: 1301

^^^^^^Raga

Good idea. I'm just about to tell her (him) that the 11 digit number was a problem with my eyesight but I've already re-collected the funds. When she gets the new one Duezer's forms will go down a treat.

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 20 Apr 2011 Posts: 3

I am brand new to this group! You need to post a warning about drink while reading forums!!! I just spit Coke all over my I phone on that "mothers virginal" line!

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