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Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2011 11:57 am

^^^

See? Told you Very Happy

Time for more WU fun Very Happy

Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2011 3:45 pm

Well... very well... Laughing

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Dear Mr Salim,

I understood. Unhappy, i only can send the money through my bank and I need a bank account number. Give me it and I can send the money now with the internet bank service. You can have the money in two minutes!
For WU i need more time I guess two days.

You will can go to my house, i have a guest room.
kisses

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Madam, understand i am on transit,i can't promise to give anybody bank account because i don't know anyone here, so the only faster way is to send this money through western union money transfer,so that i can not miss my flight to Brazil today, i am writing right from airport you should understand it, as soon as i receive the money and go for the document's everything is fine today, kindly respond because i don't really want to miss my flight again,i am waiting for your reply immediately.

Mr Salim

I was fast!

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Sorry, only thought the bank account. I can't do nothing about, sorry!

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Unless i ask for someone about it, but it can be difficult to me, i am going to ask one of the customs here just wait in a while.

Mr Salim

I don't accept denials!

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Mr Salim

I can't do nothing about. Only send me an account bank number.

S2ara Mor2itz

Sorry Terror Mask! Twisted Evil

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Madam for your information i couldn't get the money today after you transfer it, know i am going to pay for hotel, and spend night, OK? so therefore you have to add $100dollars for my hotel bill, i am also happy i got this account number from the airport security men's so quickly rush and do the payment immediately and let me have the payment slip. i will be waiting thanks.below is the account information's

Bank Name: Standa2rd Chart2ered Ba2nk Gha2na Ltd Bank Branch Address: Libe2ia R2oad Cable : Stanchart Swift Code: SCBL2GHAC Account Number: 8700231195000 Account Name: All St2ars Ass2oc2iates Ltd

Mr Salim.

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Don't worry! Don't forget your dinner!

kisses

Sara

I'll pay with pleasure!

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Madam could you please tell me how long is going to take you to wire the money into the account, because i am still in airport waiting.?

Mr Salim

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Mr Salim

I am with problems with my internet connection, sorry. Go to the hotel and rest. You will receive the money today

kisses

Sara

I just sent to Alan.

Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2011 4:19 pm

Congratulations! May the piggies breed! Pretty Rose

Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2011 4:29 pm

Thanks Jeannette! Smile

Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2011 7:07 pm

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Madam, i am still waiting for the transfer slip, of the money, hope by now everything is done, anyway i am in hotel, make sure you do the transfer today so i can settle my hotel bills, okay?

Mr Salim

Yes, Mr Salim R.I.P.!

Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2011 7:07 pm

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Madam, i am still waiting for the transfer slip, of the money, hope by now everything is done, anyway i am in hotel, make sure you do the transfer today so i can settle my hotel bills, okay?

Mr Salim

Yes, Mr Salim R.I.P.!

Posted: Fri Apr 15, 2011 4:33 am

ah, a new piggy. Well done! beers!

may there be many more Smile

Posted: Fri Apr 15, 2011 8:25 am

Mr Salim is resting and my groom?

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DARLING,
HOW ARE YOU TODAY?HAS THE DIPLOMAT ARRIVED?PLEASE DARLING THE MAN IS A DIPLOMAT SO HE WILL NEVER OPEN THAT PACKAGE AND BESIDE HE DOES NOT KNOW WHAT IS INSIDE OK.HIS DUTY IS TO DELIVER OUR PACKAGE TO YOU OK.SO PLEASE DARLING COOPERATE WITH HIM AND TRY TO BE UPDATING ME LET ME KNOW WHAT IS GOING ON SO THAT I WILL TELL YOU WHAT TO DO OK.
YOURS WORRIED HUSBAND
MARK IRAQ

What to do? Smile

Posted: Fri Apr 15, 2011 8:30 am

Tell him you will cooperate. And then, do the opposite Very Happy

When he starts complaining, lash out and tell him you're doing all you can and he doesn't love you Very Happy

Posted: Fri Apr 15, 2011 8:50 am

Just curious: Do the diplomat's mails and the love lad's mails come from the same IP?

Posted: Fri Apr 15, 2011 8:54 am

Yes, I checked.

Posted: Fri Apr 15, 2011 1:04 pm

Today.

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Good Day Madam.

What is going on? i hope by now everything could have been done, i am still here waiting to hear from you, i haven't no time to delay here alrigh

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Good morning Mr.Salim,

I hope you had a good rest.

I am with problems with my computer, but i sent the money by WU.

What time will you arrive?

kisses

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What is the meaning of WU?

if only i can receive the money today,that means i have to arrive late in the night, so late me know how you want to send it.

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I have sent the money by Western Union!

After all, what he doesn't understand?

Posted: Fri Apr 15, 2011 1:18 pm

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Mr. Salim,I sent to you 3.220 usd. Don' t joke with me!

Sara

Posted: Fri Apr 15, 2011 1:36 pm

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Madam i am not here for joking if you send the money then, furnish me with the sender information to confirm the money immediately and continue my delivery to your destination as soon as possible.

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Mr. Salim, I really hope you are not kidding!

I used your informations!

RECEIVER NAME: ARIGUTO CLAUDE . C .
ADDRESS: Accra Ghan

Posted: Fri Apr 15, 2011 1:54 pm

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Then send the payment slip to me immediately alright?

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Mr., how?

Posted: Sat Apr 16, 2011 12:49 pm

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Good Day Madam,

I have been waiting all day long here, and never hear from you what is going on? as you told me before you send money and i am still here waiting for the for the confirmation information to get the money out from bank and get the document and continue with next flight to Brazil today i am waiting here kindly call me with this number +233240481450.

Best regards.
Mr Salim

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Mr Sam,

Why you are still there? I think it's all very strange!

I can't call you, I have a problem here with my mother in law. She spies me.

She can't know anything about that.

Please, stop with it! Work! Make your work! I'll complain about you to my husband!

Do something!

Sara

Posted: Sat Apr 16, 2011 10:27 pm

In this evening:

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Mr. Sam,

I canceled the send money by WU, since you are unable to get the money! I tried to send by that account bank that I had. Unhappy, I have an information about a problem with this account bank. Maybe, do you have another we can use?
Give me fast the informations! I'm very tired about all that!
Be assured that i will make my complaints of your bad service!
I'll be using the computer from a friend so do not delay! Mr Sam, be wise and Ican send the money today!

Posted: Sat Apr 16, 2011 11:11 pm

In the messenger with my groom

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me: Honey! I canceled the send money by WU, since that man, Mr. Sam is unable to get the money. You need do something about! I'm very angry about all!
me: I'm in a friend computer!
mark: hello
mark: thanks so much ok
me: honey!
DING-DONG!!!
me: I'm waiting for you!
me: I am here a long tome
me: waiting for you!
mark: how are you waiting for me while our package is still in ghanaU
me: of course, that stupid man don't make nothing right!
me: I wrote for him!
me: but he didn't answer me!
me: Stupid man!
DING-DONG!!!
DING-DONG!!!
DING-DONG!!!
DING-DONG!!!
mark: how do you talk like that?
mark: you send money to him you did not even tell me all that was going on till today why?
me: I sent money for that man! He is a stupid man
mark: me mad?
me: for no worry you
me: no, honey
me: that man!
me: Sam
mark: now this man is still in hotel
me: I don't know
me: He didn't answer me!
me: maybe he stole all money?
mark: salim yes
me: Sam or Salim, is the same. Stupid!
mark: he even wrote me that my wife is not serious that he is going to leave our package there and continue his jorney
mark: the UNITED NATIONS WILL HOLD HIM SO HE CAN NOT DO SO OK
mark: he has other peoples packages with him also
me: Why he did not get the money?
mark: darling i dont want him to leave that package there please
me: Bad work!
mark: if you send him you wrote him or you call him
me: I get the money back
mark: dont you have his number?
me: If I have an account bank I can send now using this computer
mark: tell him that you will send him the money again by monday darling
mark: is good that you get it back darling
me: I am with my friend and using his computer
me: of course!
me: I wrote to Mr Sam about that
me: but he didn't answer me
me: I'm not going to pay more for his hotel!
me: He is very stupid!
DING-DONG!!!
mark saiu do Messenger. (16/4/2011 19:40)

mark está digitando...
mark: i thought he gave you an account number?
me: Yes, he did. But I received a message of an error
me: that account bank is with some problems
me: I need another account bank

Sam wakes!

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Madam i have explain this to airport security who provide this account to me, which they still told me nothing wrong with the account, i hope you are not playing with my intelligence because you said you send this money through western union and didn't send the sender information to confirm it, now still saying something about the account you demanded, kindly let me know what you are trying to do, because my bills are increasing here, i am still here just because of your husband is highly respected solider in Iraq, i will reconfirm the account information's again. below is it.

No, I need other!!!

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Mr. Sam,

For the last time I'm going to explain to you!
I tried send the money by this account bank, but I received a message - error - this account is blocked!
Sorry, but you are a stupid man! I'll not pay more for your hotel! Send me another account bank. An account bank that works!!!!!!! NOW!!

Posted: Sun Apr 17, 2011 10:47 am

This morning, to Mr. Salim:

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I hope you're enjoying your rest but don't think that I will pay the costs.

I don't believe in your words Mr. Sam!

Where is the package? Where is the bank account number? Doesn't have?

Go back to your home! Don't worry me more!

Posted: Tue Apr 19, 2011 12:31 am

This morning:

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Dear Mark,

I'm very sad about all things that happened with us.

I could not understand that man, Mr. Sam, but i think he is a thief or he is a stupid man!

You honey, don't believe on me! I tried all for you and your money!

I'm waiting for a long time for the account bank number, a valid number, no one blocked. My mother in law blocked me and I am unable to do a transfer using the Wester Union or Money Gram. I can use only the account bank .

What else can I do? I'm heartbroken!

kisses

yours

I want sent the money! I swear! Twisted Evil

Posted: Tue Apr 19, 2011 12:38 am

He answered me in this afternoon:

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Darling,
my salim left our package with this security company in [email protected] and told us to contact them for our package.
now darling please write them and tell them that you are still waiting for the your husband package which the diplomat salim drop in their office.darling there number is +233267636717....please darling contact them immediately you got this mail ok.
yours husband
mark
iraq

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My love,

I sent an email.

sorry I can't call them! My english is very bad, I can't talk with them on the phone!

I'm waiting the answer now!

kisses

Sara

So, I wrote to them.

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Sirs,

You have a package to me, Sara, I need send the money.

Please, send me the bank account number and the exact amount that I send.

thanks

Who guesses the answer? Twisted Evil

Posted: Tue Apr 19, 2011 12:43 am

Calm!!!! The answer is here! beating

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ATTN>MADAM>,
WE RECEIVED YOUR EMAIL CONCERNING YOUR PACKAGE WHICH DIPLOMAT SA2LIM KA2RIM DEPOSITED IN OUR CUSTODY WITH A TOTAL AMOUNT OF 3220$ FOR THE PAST 4DAYS NOW.WE HAVE NOW BELIEVE THAT YOU ARE THE REAL OWNER OF THIS PACKAGE.MADAM WE ARE UNITED SECURITY COMPANY WORLDWIDE,AND IT IS OUR OBLIGATION TO KEEP YOUR PACKAGE IN A SAFE HANDS,WE DONT WANT TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENED BETWEEN YOU AND MR SALIM,BUT ALL WE ARE TELLING YOU NOW IS TO CO.OPERATE WITH US FOR SAFE DELIVERY OF YOUR PACKAGE AT YOUR COUNTRY HOME AS SOON AS WE RECEIVE YOUR PAYMENT.THE INSTRUCTION IN THIS YOUR PACKAGE FROM YOUR HUSBAND IS THAT NO PERSON SHOULD OPEN IT UNTIL IT GETS TO YOUR HAND AND MADAM WE ARE GOING TO ABIDE WITH THIS LAW OK.NOW YOUR CHARGE PRESENTLY IS 3560$ BECAUSE OF THE 4DAYS YOUR PACKAGE HAS BEEN IN OUR CARE WITHOUT ANY CONTACT.BUT YOUR NAME AND FULL ADDRESS IS WRITTEN IN YOUR PACKAGE.WE ARE SENDING YOU OUR COMPANY ACCOUNT AS YOU REQUESTED AND HOPPING THAT YOU WILL PAY INTO THE ACCOUNT WITHOUT FURTHER DELAYING OF YOUR PACKAGE.HERE IS THE ACCOUNT BUT PLEASE AS SOON AS YOU PAY INTO THIS ACCOUNT MAKE SURE THAT YOU SEND US THE PAYMENT SLIP AS AN EVIDENCE IN THE OFFICE PLEASE SCAN THE PAYMENT SLIP TO US.
Bank Name : GHA2NA COM2MERCIAL BA2NK

Bank Address : TRA2DE FAIR SITE BRA2NCH

Account Name : VA2WENA SEI2DU AWU2DU

Account Number: 1191010055099

Swift Code : GHCBGHAC

MADAM WE ARE WAITING TO HEAR FROM YOU.
YOURS.....ED2WARD ..COOL2MAN
CUSTOMER.CARE SERVICE

I just sent to Alan, this is another bank account! Twisted Evil

Posted: Tue Apr 19, 2011 2:49 am

ED2WARD ..COOL2MAN??? (minus the 2's of course)

He's joking right?

Nice work on the piggys though

Posted: Tue Apr 19, 2011 8:05 am

Wow Sweet Poetry. Them piggies is breeding! You'll have enough for a farm soon. Of course, it would be nice to have a goat in there too. Wink

Congratulations. keep up the good work.

Love Phil X

Posted: Tue Apr 19, 2011 8:07 am

Maybe to buy some time you could tell him that the email was garbled and ask him to resend it.
As proof, copy his mail, insert lots of errors, and add it to your mail.

And congratulations for the third piggy - well done! Dancing Banana

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