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Terror Mask
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 24 Feb 2009
Posts: 892
Location: Guiding my lads to Cthulhu's lair.
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Tue Apr 12, 2011 7:54 am |
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Boris is starting to get annoying.
Ash replies as AM starts to make its presence known.... rather creepily...
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Dear Olga,
You need not be in such a hurry. I have said I'll provide and I'll do it.
But please try to understand the situation we're in: this ain't no ordinary problem and mine is not a 9 to 5 desk job in a crappy corp. This is serious. The calculation grid has started to interact with us. It poses coherent questions. All the field equations we were trying to calculate, the strange values, the reading we got.... they were all a MTE. It affected the code, and now, Heisenberg be damned to hell, we don't know what it is anymore.
We're monitoring it 24 hours a day, taking shifts, and we're not allowed to get out until this mess is resolved. I shouldn't even be writing this.
I'll write you back soon. Be well.
Ash
CHAR MAIN(CHAR)
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#STRUCT UNDEF
10010101011
JMP 00FF:FFFF
PUSH AX
POP
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What am I?
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-Official President of the Phil & Chrys Fan Club-
I GOT YOUR MAIL RIGHT NOW BUT THE PAYMENT SLIP THAT YOU SEND TO ME DID NOT SHOW ANY SIGNAL - Barr. St3v3 Mus4 4g4w4
.......i need to know cuz i like to do thing to pleased my self ok - John (or Frank) Smith.
FOOL I DON`T CARE HOW MUCH YOU MAKE IN 3 DAY. GOD GO PUNISH YOU LITTLE RAT. BEAST LIKE UR FATHER.... FUCK YOU AND FUCK UR FAMILY... U MOTHERFUCTHER (Barr. Michael Rich) |
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Sweet Poetry
419Eater is my life
Joined: 12 Mar 2011
Posts: 356
Location: inside your heart
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Tue Apr 12, 2011 7:57 am |
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Poor Olga! |
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Terror Mask
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 24 Feb 2009
Posts: 892
Location: Guiding my lads to Cthulhu's lair.
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Tue Apr 12, 2011 8:02 am |
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Let's hope he does not drop me after this |
_________________ I'm always reforming, MWAHAHAHAHA!
-Official President of the Phil & Chrys Fan Club-
I GOT YOUR MAIL RIGHT NOW BUT THE PAYMENT SLIP THAT YOU SEND TO ME DID NOT SHOW ANY SIGNAL - Barr. St3v3 Mus4 4g4w4
.......i need to know cuz i like to do thing to pleased my self ok - John (or Frank) Smith.
FOOL I DON`T CARE HOW MUCH YOU MAKE IN 3 DAY. GOD GO PUNISH YOU LITTLE RAT. BEAST LIKE UR FATHER.... FUCK YOU AND FUCK UR FAMILY... U MOTHERFUCTHER (Barr. Michael Rich) |
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Sweet Poetry
419Eater is my life
Joined: 12 Mar 2011
Posts: 356
Location: inside your heart
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Tue Apr 12, 2011 8:09 am |
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Don't worry! She is yours! |
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"you are a fool for pulling that one on me ... EAT A DICK AND DIE SLOW." Collin |
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internationalchrysis
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Aug 2008
Posts: 3793
Location: Romancing the (Blood from a) stone!
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Tue Apr 12, 2011 8:11 am |
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Nah, he'll put up with it. You crazy white guys, you can damn us all to hell, as long as you send the MTCN! |
_________________ Proud "member" of "The Todger Club"!
x1 (Senegal to Gambia)
"You can go now and f*ck yourself with a donkey or horse because you really need to be f*cked by a donkey or horse"
(George Michael's brother Frank/Frannypoo)
"You are a dead meat!"
(Léon the (Not so) Professional)
(19 in total:
x2 Léon the (not so) Professional. x4 Via Swindler's list. x4 Via Will and Grace the Law Firm. x3 *Hitman, x1 Hitman: The sequel!, , x1 Haiti scam, x1 The Bimbo (via Umbongo Chambers),
x1 Rita the ETA eater, x1 Via Team Doughnut, x1 Via Prince Emaka, x4 via the Nazis) |
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Terror Mask
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 24 Feb 2009
Posts: 892
Location: Guiding my lads to Cthulhu's lair.
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Tue Apr 12, 2011 8:16 am |
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AM does not like your tone
AM says NO MTCN until you answer ALL the existentialist questions it poses to you
It's fun to be an evil AI |
_________________ I'm always reforming, MWAHAHAHAHA!
-Official President of the Phil & Chrys Fan Club-
I GOT YOUR MAIL RIGHT NOW BUT THE PAYMENT SLIP THAT YOU SEND TO ME DID NOT SHOW ANY SIGNAL - Barr. St3v3 Mus4 4g4w4
.......i need to know cuz i like to do thing to pleased my self ok - John (or Frank) Smith.
FOOL I DON`T CARE HOW MUCH YOU MAKE IN 3 DAY. GOD GO PUNISH YOU LITTLE RAT. BEAST LIKE UR FATHER.... FUCK YOU AND FUCK UR FAMILY... U MOTHERFUCTHER (Barr. Michael Rich) |
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Terror Mask
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 24 Feb 2009
Posts: 892
Location: Guiding my lads to Cthulhu's lair.
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Wed Apr 13, 2011 7:28 am |
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Olga replies again. It shows she's starting to acknowledge I have some... impediments.
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Hello my lovely Ash
How are you today?
I hope that your problem will soon dare also I can be with you
I miss you very much ((((
I think minutes when I can see you,
I would like to collect the things right now and
to sit and the plane and to fly to you now.
To see you and to calm down in your hands.
When I close eyes I all time I present
our meeting with you. And you imagine our meeting?
I very much love you, my heart is ready to jump out of a breast
when I think of you. I feel that wanted such husband all
the life. I die without you. I never before was not so is in love
I'M IN LOVE AND ALWAYS SHALL BE
MY LOVE YOU MY DEAR HUGS AND A SOFT KISS ON YOUR WARM LIPS
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Ash is beginning to get frantic. AM rising
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Dear Olga,
I've got to be brief.
The situation's worsening: the calculation grid has started the LHC by itself at least 2 times.
Fortunately, there was no risk involved and no violationsof the containment fields, but its questions became more articulate, and it doesn't like when we cannot, or refuse to, answer.
We're effectively confined down here until someone on the upper floor reaches a decision: our pleas for a power cut seem to go unanswered. They're practically ignoring us.
What the hell are they thinking?
Must go, the ceiling lights are flickering. Let's hope and pray it didn't do it again.
With hope,
Ash.
.....0A13:384D
EXEC_HH00:8732
#INCLUDE IOSTREAM.H
#INCLUDE SYSTEM.IO.MAIL.DAEMON
NO DOMAIN CONTROLLER FOUND.
WHY DO I EXIST?
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_________________ I'm always reforming, MWAHAHAHAHA!
-Official President of the Phil & Chrys Fan Club-
I GOT YOUR MAIL RIGHT NOW BUT THE PAYMENT SLIP THAT YOU SEND TO ME DID NOT SHOW ANY SIGNAL - Barr. St3v3 Mus4 4g4w4
.......i need to know cuz i like to do thing to pleased my self ok - John (or Frank) Smith.
FOOL I DON`T CARE HOW MUCH YOU MAKE IN 3 DAY. GOD GO PUNISH YOU LITTLE RAT. BEAST LIKE UR FATHER.... FUCK YOU AND FUCK UR FAMILY... U MOTHERFUCTHER (Barr. Michael Rich) |
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Terror Mask
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 24 Feb 2009
Posts: 892
Location: Guiding my lads to Cthulhu's lair.
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Wed Apr 13, 2011 5:34 pm |
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Olga explodes in a shower of candy and insanity. WTF?
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I LOVE YOU!!! And let it know all!!!
I WILL REMAIN WITH YOU FOR EVER AND ANYTHING WILL NOT SEPARATE US!
You even will present cannot that with me is created
I have noticed that, each time when I go to bed
I speak to you good night, and I send you an air kiss
You have received my kiss)))))))))))))
Soon, very soon we awake together
And me it becomes quiet on a shower
I love you and I can not present myself the life without you
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I need to think of something that'll REALLY shake her off this crappy script.... suggestions? |
_________________ I'm always reforming, MWAHAHAHAHA!
-Official President of the Phil & Chrys Fan Club-
I GOT YOUR MAIL RIGHT NOW BUT THE PAYMENT SLIP THAT YOU SEND TO ME DID NOT SHOW ANY SIGNAL - Barr. St3v3 Mus4 4g4w4
.......i need to know cuz i like to do thing to pleased my self ok - John (or Frank) Smith.
FOOL I DON`T CARE HOW MUCH YOU MAKE IN 3 DAY. GOD GO PUNISH YOU LITTLE RAT. BEAST LIKE UR FATHER.... FUCK YOU AND FUCK UR FAMILY... U MOTHERFUCTHER (Barr. Michael Rich) |
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Sweet Poetry
419Eater is my life
Joined: 12 Mar 2011
Posts: 356
Location: inside your heart
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Wed Apr 13, 2011 6:05 pm |
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tell Olga that you are doing a treatment for a venereal disease and for that she must will wait a bit to show her love!!!
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Jeannette
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Oct 2006
Posts: 2158
Location: Stalking Nick Riewoldt
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Posted:
Wed Apr 13, 2011 7:29 pm |
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Sweet Poetry, you are evil and ... brilliant! |
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Sister I was even filling the form with pains - Mariam Abacha
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Sweet Poetry
419Eater is my life
Joined: 12 Mar 2011
Posts: 356
Location: inside your heart
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Wed Apr 13, 2011 7:38 pm |
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Let's see what Terror Mask thinks about! He can not find brilliant!
But thanks Jeannette! |
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Terror Mask
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 24 Feb 2009
Posts: 892
Location: Guiding my lads to Cthulhu's lair.
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Thu Apr 14, 2011 9:22 am |
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Ash replies. The crap has hit the fan big time
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Olga,
I must be short. The situation has passed a point of no return.
I can't explain more now, but this is big. Perhaps TOO big.
Sorry, but delving more would mean to put you in unnecessary danger.
They cannot permit us to leave: we're practically locked down there until...feh, I don't know.
I'm on the verge of panic. Buried underground with...this thing.
It's becoming more and more hostile as time passes: breaching firewalls, seizing space and databases. We cannot shut it down anymore, even if we wanted.
Bigwigs up there have the matter silenced. Keep these mails: if anything happens to me, at least there'll be some proof.
Regarding your money: I can't get out, so WU is out of the question. I hope I'm still able to do a bank transfer from here, provided they....or it....doesn't cut our access.
If you give me your bank details, I'll try: I'd advise you to stay well out of Zurich, anyway Go to Germany. I'll elaborate on why later.
Pray for me.
Ash.
110101010101010100101
101010101010010100010
101010110100101010101
EXEC_DAEMON(MAIN INT: VOID)
....OPERATOR OVERLOAD: VCHAR(65536)
BEGIN
[
FPRINT(DUMP AX, PUSH BX A055:FFAA)
POP DX
JMP 0000:FF00
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LOOP
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Let's see if I can get a piggy |
_________________ I'm always reforming, MWAHAHAHAHA!
-Official President of the Phil & Chrys Fan Club-
I GOT YOUR MAIL RIGHT NOW BUT THE PAYMENT SLIP THAT YOU SEND TO ME DID NOT SHOW ANY SIGNAL - Barr. St3v3 Mus4 4g4w4
.......i need to know cuz i like to do thing to pleased my self ok - John (or Frank) Smith.
FOOL I DON`T CARE HOW MUCH YOU MAKE IN 3 DAY. GOD GO PUNISH YOU LITTLE RAT. BEAST LIKE UR FATHER.... FUCK YOU AND FUCK UR FAMILY... U MOTHERFUCTHER (Barr. Michael Rich) |
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Sweet Poetry
419Eater is my life
Joined: 12 Mar 2011
Posts: 356
Location: inside your heart
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Posted:
Thu Apr 14, 2011 9:29 am |
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Sorry, I'm not sure about it!
But I was impressed! |
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internationalchrysis
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Aug 2008
Posts: 3793
Location: Romancing the (Blood from a) stone!
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Thu Apr 14, 2011 9:32 am |
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I'm not certain you'll get your piggy, but I do like the thread, it impressed me as well. |
_________________ Proud "member" of "The Todger Club"!
x1 (Senegal to Gambia)
"You can go now and f*ck yourself with a donkey or horse because you really need to be f*cked by a donkey or horse"
(George Michael's brother Frank/Frannypoo)
"You are a dead meat!"
(Léon the (Not so) Professional)
(19 in total:
x2 Léon the (not so) Professional. x4 Via Swindler's list. x4 Via Will and Grace the Law Firm. x3 *Hitman, x1 Hitman: The sequel!, , x1 Haiti scam, x1 The Bimbo (via Umbongo Chambers),
x1 Rita the ETA eater, x1 Via Team Doughnut, x1 Via Prince Emaka, x4 via the Nazis) |
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Terror Mask
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 24 Feb 2009
Posts: 892
Location: Guiding my lads to Cthulhu's lair.
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Thu Apr 14, 2011 9:34 am |
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^^^
I know, Chrys, the chances are slim. But what do I have to lose apart of a boring scripted Vlad? Plus, it fits the story and opens up a whole lot of possibilities.
Get piggy -> Alan shuts it down -> AM chimes in and states "you'll put up with my evil AI crap or no money". Fun for all the family |
_________________ I'm always reforming, MWAHAHAHAHA!
-Official President of the Phil & Chrys Fan Club-
I GOT YOUR MAIL RIGHT NOW BUT THE PAYMENT SLIP THAT YOU SEND TO ME DID NOT SHOW ANY SIGNAL - Barr. St3v3 Mus4 4g4w4
.......i need to know cuz i like to do thing to pleased my self ok - John (or Frank) Smith.
FOOL I DON`T CARE HOW MUCH YOU MAKE IN 3 DAY. GOD GO PUNISH YOU LITTLE RAT. BEAST LIKE UR FATHER.... FUCK YOU AND FUCK UR FAMILY... U MOTHERFUCTHER (Barr. Michael Rich) |
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internationalchrysis
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Aug 2008
Posts: 3793
Location: Romancing the (Blood from a) stone!
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Thu Apr 14, 2011 9:46 am |
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dunno why, but now I have an urge to see this movie after reading your thread
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_________________ Proud "member" of "The Todger Club"!
x1 (Senegal to Gambia)
"You can go now and f*ck yourself with a donkey or horse because you really need to be f*cked by a donkey or horse"
(George Michael's brother Frank/Frannypoo)
"You are a dead meat!"
(Léon the (Not so) Professional)
(19 in total:
x2 Léon the (not so) Professional. x4 Via Swindler's list. x4 Via Will and Grace the Law Firm. x3 *Hitman, x1 Hitman: The sequel!, , x1 Haiti scam, x1 The Bimbo (via Umbongo Chambers),
x1 Rita the ETA eater, x1 Via Team Doughnut, x1 Via Prince Emaka, x4 via the Nazis) |
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Terror Mask
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 24 Feb 2009
Posts: 892
Location: Guiding my lads to Cthulhu's lair.
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Fri Apr 15, 2011 8:54 am |
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Olga pops up again. I'm starting to hate this script, but as the golden rule dictates...."patience, grasshopper!".
On the plus, I ask for a bank account and get....THIS.
*maskpalm*
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My love
Somewhere I have read through, that the woman from the man waits for the gentle attitude to.
The one who so has written, the rights. To trust the man, to trust in it very difficultly.
But I trust in us! I trust in our love, in our feelings!
It would be desirable to be gentle, tender, in something whimsical and beautiful only for you!!
I wish to go near to you all life!! I am assured of it on 100 %!
I shall inspire you and to support.
I dream of You with which it would be desirable to be fragile and gentle,
To which would like to create a cosiness!.
In fact I first of all the woman!
Then I wonder what woman is necessary to the man:
Fragile and gentle? Or another - strong and rough?
Finishing the letter I wish to ask you once again - you trust in my love to you?
Personally I shall not be frightened to entrust you the life.
I WOULD REMAIN WITH YOU FOR EVER AND ANYTHING WOULD NOT SEPARATE US!
If all depend only on me I would not began to play for time!
I immediately would arrive to you, my darling!
These are 2 banks near to me
THE MOSCOW CREDIT BANK
The address
Moscow, Antropov the prospectus, 38
Bank VTB 24
The address
Moscow, Antropov the prospectus, 8
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Ash is royally pissed off....
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Olga,
I'm starting to suspect you don't read my mails through. I hope it's just a language question and not inattention on your part.
I'm practically and prisoner and not a word of comfort on your part, just demented romantic ramblings and requests for money. Do you realize the situation I'm in?
Someone has shut down the access to most of the network. Apart from a couple of "safe" terminals, which we take turns using, we're effectively locked out of the world.
I don't even know if you'll get this, but in spite of better judgement I must try. You're practically one of my few outside contact. Pretty pathetic, huh?
As of that thing... I won't speak of it. I don't wanna. It gives me nightmares.
What have we done?
By the way, I asked for a bank account, not a BANK. Give it to me, so I can make this damn transfer since it looks like the only thing you care about.
I'll keep you up to date when I can: now I have to write back to Mariam. She's pretty sweet and articulate, from Ghana. At least she has the decency to comprehend the situation, though her unceasing rambling about God irritate me to no end.
Later.
Ash.
110101010101010100101
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101010110100101010101
EXEC_DAEMON(MAIN INT: VOID)
....OPERATOR OVERLOAD: VCHAR(65536)
BEGIN
[
FPRINT(DUMP AX, PUSH BX A055:FFAA)
POP DX
JMP 0000:FF00
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LOOP
1010110101010
1010101010010
WHY ARE YOU NOT ANSWERING?
I SEE ALL OF YOU.
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_________________ I'm always reforming, MWAHAHAHAHA!
-Official President of the Phil & Chrys Fan Club-
I GOT YOUR MAIL RIGHT NOW BUT THE PAYMENT SLIP THAT YOU SEND TO ME DID NOT SHOW ANY SIGNAL - Barr. St3v3 Mus4 4g4w4
.......i need to know cuz i like to do thing to pleased my self ok - John (or Frank) Smith.
FOOL I DON`T CARE HOW MUCH YOU MAKE IN 3 DAY. GOD GO PUNISH YOU LITTLE RAT. BEAST LIKE UR FATHER.... FUCK YOU AND FUCK UR FAMILY... U MOTHERFUCTHER (Barr. Michael Rich) |
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Sweet Poetry
419Eater is my life
Joined: 12 Mar 2011
Posts: 356
Location: inside your heart
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Fri Apr 15, 2011 9:50 am |
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You aren't a grasshopper! Maybe a raven? |
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"you are a fool for pulling that one on me ... EAT A DICK AND DIE SLOW." Collin |
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Terror Mask
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 24 Feb 2009
Posts: 892
Location: Guiding my lads to Cthulhu's lair.
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Fri Apr 15, 2011 5:44 pm |
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Vlad miserably tries to squirm his way out...
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Unfortunately I can receive money only through the Western Union or Moneygram under my passport
I have no bank account and I can not open it here!!
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Ash is adamantine.
CLIFFHANGER!
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Dear Olga,
Then I'm afraid you'll have to wait. I cannot exit the premises for now, and frankly I don't know if I'll ever be.
I'll keep in touch though.
Ash.
PS
I don't know if it passes through, but if you don't hear from me, it's because **** CONNECTION TERMINATED BY PEER ****
101010100101001010
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_________________ I'm always reforming, MWAHAHAHAHA!
-Official President of the Phil & Chrys Fan Club-
I GOT YOUR MAIL RIGHT NOW BUT THE PAYMENT SLIP THAT YOU SEND TO ME DID NOT SHOW ANY SIGNAL - Barr. St3v3 Mus4 4g4w4
.......i need to know cuz i like to do thing to pleased my self ok - John (or Frank) Smith.
FOOL I DON`T CARE HOW MUCH YOU MAKE IN 3 DAY. GOD GO PUNISH YOU LITTLE RAT. BEAST LIKE UR FATHER.... FUCK YOU AND FUCK UR FAMILY... U MOTHERFUCTHER (Barr. Michael Rich) |
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Sweet Poetry
419Eater is my life
Joined: 12 Mar 2011
Posts: 356
Location: inside your heart
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Sat May 14, 2011 12:27 pm |
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What did happens with Olga? |
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"you are a fool for pulling that one on me ... EAT A DICK AND DIE SLOW." Collin |
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Phil Yerboots
Elite Baiter
Joined: 29 Oct 2009
Posts: 1342
Location: Back in Asena's sandbox
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Posted:
Sat May 14, 2011 12:32 pm |
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She was sucked into a parallel dimension through a time vortex. Terror Mask has gone in there to get her. He may be a while but hopefully will return soon. |
_________________ Ibadan-Abidjan-Bouake (with Dr Mike & The Monsignor) "i sleep in the park again and am scaring" Ebay (with SheepFishing)
Todger Club (Class of 2013)
"I want your head on a platter between my slapping breast-buds." Doughnut
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Sweet Poetry
419Eater is my life
Joined: 12 Mar 2011
Posts: 356
Location: inside your heart
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Sat May 14, 2011 12:37 pm |
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but hopefully will return soon.
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yes. |
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