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Posted: Tue Apr 12, 2011 9:58 pm

This love story began on March 19th and this is a resume about what happened.

name: Mark
age: 52 yrs
marrital status: widow with a child of 5 yrs
job: a colonel - US army - in a duty in Afghanistan
hobby: sex (he talks about it all time or almost) - So, I learned a lot of words with him (my teacher did not teach me that) Embarassed

Some day... in a duty.....

Quote:

mark: darling something great also happend
me: what?
me: tell me
mark: when we burst this terrorists darling
Mark:do you know what we got from one of their cars?
me: no
me:what?
mark: guns ,bombs
mark: then the second one was carrying money darling
mark: which they use in sponsoring this their terrorism
me:ok
me: and?
mark: i and my collegues are back now
me: that is good
mark: but the injuried are in the military hospital here
me: ok
mark: but not too serious ok
me: i hope they would be good fast
mark: yes i think so darling
me: good!
mark: darling God has make our marriage real from this thing that happend now
mark: darling can i trust you?
me: sure!
me: tell me
mark: do you want me to trust you?
mark: this money involved we are thinking of sharing it among ourselves ok
me: ok
mark: so i will like to send my own across and start coming over immediately darling
Mark: yes but keep it to yourself ok
me: yes
mark: lets me see the outcome ok
me: is it no dangerous?
mark: not at all darling
me: I don't nothing about that
mark: we do get such money before but the generals share it themselves darling
me: oh
mark: yes that is why we want to share it this time ok
me: ok
mark: darling if at all they share this money you know that our marriage will be soonest darling

Ok, I'm waiting! Smile

Posted: Tue Apr 12, 2011 10:39 pm

You like military types, don't you? Wink

Posted: Tue Apr 12, 2011 10:43 pm

do you have an uniform? Wink

Ah and I heard that the pension for widows is good !

Posted: Tue Apr 12, 2011 10:50 pm

Sorry, I'm not into uniforms Very Happy

I'm way too anarchistic Razz

Posted: Tue Apr 12, 2011 11:09 pm

Don't worry! Serves a shroud!

Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2011 8:03 am

^^^Terror Mask, you may have found your match. :yikes:

Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2011 12:31 pm

Ahhh…It's a BAIT DATE!!

Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2011 12:38 pm

Don't worry! If Chris doesn't care! My heart is very large!
I want my fifth groom! And the sixth..... Wink

Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2011 12:45 pm

^^^

Oh, well, I'm sure Olga doesn't mind sharing Very Happy

419ppl: where polyamory is an enforced rule Very Happy

Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2011 12:54 pm

Yes... and the end be hanging in a big party! Twisted Evil

Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2011 1:06 pm

Quote:

and the end be hanging in a big party!

Or should that be where scammers are concerned: "and the end in a big hanging party" ? Twisted Evil

Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2011 1:07 pm

^^^

I second the Great One Twisted Evil

Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2011 1:15 pm

I love all you ! beating

Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2011 1:17 pm

^^^

Ok. I'm starting to get scared Razz

Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2011 1:26 pm

*Phil pulls back the black velvet curtains and enters the Cavern VIP area that Terror has (dis)tastefully decorated with a cheery "Hi Terror, hi Sweet Poetry!" Shocked

Phil backs out quietly hoping they didn't hear him*

Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2011 1:28 pm

Phil, come in! you're always welcome! Rolling Eyes

Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2011 1:30 pm

^^^

Put down that whip and maybe he'll believe you Very Happy

*quietly float away* TAG! Very Happy

Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2011 1:38 pm

My whip? Oh... no.... Crying or Very sad

Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2011 8:02 pm

Our talk about the money:

Quote:

mark: darling
mark: hello
me: Hi honey
mark: is you darling
me: sure
mark: i have been trying to get you online but no way'no email again nothing
mark: i miss you so much
me: me too
mark: i want to tell you something
mark: now we have shared the money finally
me: i'm listening my love
mark: so now i want you to show me the trust you have been telling me since
mark: do i trust you as my wife darling?
me: of course honey!
mark: now listen darling
me: ok
mark: this is our future so i do not take such risk but my spirit is telling me everytime that you are my wife
mark: can you keep this secret between us?
me: yes honey, I'm your wife, your lover and your friend!
mark: until i come over?
me: yes
mark: now i want to go and send you this money through UNTED NATION'S DIPLOMATIC COURIER SERVICE
mark: BUT KEEP IT SAFE UNTIL I CAME OVER OK
mark: are you there?
Me:yes
me: How much?
mark: the money is 800,000usd
mark: i will send it as a package ok
me: ok
mark: that is my own share ok
me: don't worry honey
mark: i told you i need to buy my own house as soon as i come over
mark: now listen very careful
me: our house dear!
mark: sure
mark: now i am going to register it with your name as a gift i am sending my wife ok
me: ok
mark: now see what they required from me
mark: send to me immediately
me: what?
mark: 1....your full name
mark: 2,,,,your contact address
mark: 3your phone number
me: ok honey
mark: 4.......and any valid id number
mark: identity card number
mark: something like international passport number
mark: or any id
mark: so send it to my box now i am waiting to send it across ok
me: ok
mark: after you let me know ok
mark: but darling remember that this is our future please keep it to yourself to avoid armed robbers ok
meof course honey!
mark: do not tell even your best friend please
mark: please please
me: don't worry . you are my husband!
mark: and you my wife
mark: are you sending it darling?
me: wait honey. i'm doing
mark: ok
me: ah, i don 't have my passport here
me:i don't know the number
me: i only could see this tonight
mark: ok send me thhis once now ok
mark: do have another identity card with you?
me: here no
mark: ok
mark: send your address,phone number
mark: make sure you add it plus the way they will call you and get you ok
mark: house adress darling so that they will bring the package straight to your house ok
me: wait a few i need write and send to you
mark: ok
mark: this is God's work for us darling
mark: do not disclosed it to any darling
mark: you know that this is money
me: of course
me: it's our secret!
mark: good
me:a secret between the wife and his husband is sacred!

A little package! 800.000 usd....only?

Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2011 8:27 am

New messaages ! The package is coming...

Quote:

ATTN..MADAM,
We have received your detailed information from Colonel Mark your husband,please madam you are hereby requested to reconfirm the above given information's for confirmation purposes.

1,YOUR FULL NAME AND ADDRESS
2,YOUR TELEPHONE NUMBER
3,COUNTRY OF ORIGIN
Thanks,
Mr. Sa2lim A. K2arim

Later.

Quote:

ATTN: Sa2ra Mori2tz.

We are glad to inform you that the delivery manifest is ready and we have attached a copy for you.We have also concluded arrangement with Col Mark to move your consignment to your nominated address information in Estr2ada de Itapec2erica, 9300 bl . BITap6CH - 05868000 BRAZIL, we have also confirms your telephone number & address and your identification as required: Below is our itinerary Information,

Wednesday,13th,APRIL,2011

Middle East Airlines - Flight 571 Confirmed
Middle East Airlines Reservation Number: D/11 FIIB Confirmed

Depart: Basra International Airport; Baghdad, Iraq, LB (SDA) 07:30pm
Arrive: Abu Dhabi International Airport Dubai, U.A.E (DXB) 12:45am
Thursday, 14th,APRIL,2011

United Arab Emirates- Flight 717 Confirmed
United Arab Emirates- Flight Reservation Number: D/22 FUIB Confirmed

Depart:Abu Dhabi International Airport Dubai , U.A.E,LB(BEY)04:15 am
Arrive: Cruzeiro Do Sul - Campo International Airport BRAZIL (CZS) 04:45 pm
FRIDAY,15th,APRIL,2011

Above is our itinerary information. We advise you to behold on your telephone because we will be communicating with you always through E-mail and telephone communication; we hope that you will find this arrangements most suitable to you, we also look forward to your cooperation in making sure that you meet with the diplomat on time and receive your consignment in person to avoid keeping the diplomat stranded.

Please find attached below my identity card and manifest we thank you for your candid co-operation.

Yours faithfully,
Mr. Sa2lim A. Kari2m

Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2011 8:36 am

Quote:

Attn Madam.

I have arrived in Dubai for some while ago, and been calling your number, and wasn't going through, kindly respond with you directly mobile phone, so that can call you and inform you what is going on here, you need to know.

Diplomat Salim

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Attn:mrs Sara.

Madam,for your information's i am coming for special delevery so therefore it depends where you will like to welcome me, so you have to make choice where to meet you and delever your consignment,

Anyway Madam i was calling to explain to you what happens here in Dubai, there is no road from Dubai to Brazil due to Airlines conjuction, so we have to have to pass by Ghana to get way to brzail, i will inform you as soon i arrive in Ghana also try to recofirm your mobile number to me back,thanks and have a nice day.

Mr Salim

I don't believe that Sara replied that!

Quote:

Salim,

Sorry, i don't undestand. I did not receive any call.

tell me, you personally will come in my house?

Kisses

Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2011 8:44 am

My groom sent this email this morning:

Quote:

DARLING,
WHAT IS GOING ON?UP TILL NOW NO MAIL NO WERE TO MEET YOU BECAUSE I AM VERY BUSY WITH DUTY BUT I AM SURPRISE THAT YOU HAVE NOT TELL ME ANYTHING ABOUT THE PACKAGE AND IF YOU HAVE GOT ANY INFORMATION'S ABOUT THEM.
SO PLEASE DARLING TRY TO GET IN TOUCH WITH ME OK BECAUSE I AM WORRIED ABOUT YOU OK.
YOURS HUSBAND
COL.MARK
IRAQ

Later I answer!

Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2011 8:47 am

ALL CAPS!

He's fretting Very Happy

Good job

Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2011 11:52 am

It's here!

Quote:

Madam,

I wish to inform you that I am having a little problem with airport Security agency here at (Kotoka International Airport Accra-Ghana) concerning your package. The agencies is requesting for some vital documents that covered your package from terrorism purposes and non-inspection certificate.
Therefore, please hurry up and remit the charges to us here without delay, to avoid any confiscation of your package by the Ghana security agency here. I advise you to send us the charges of those required documents so that I can get the two certificates at the airport here and depart to our next destination, Cruzeiro Do Sul - Campo International Airport BRAZIL (CZS), as program. These documents cost as follows:

1. NON-INSPECTION CERTIFICATE. (1,235.00 dollar)
2. ANTI TERRORIST CERTIFICATE (915.00 dollar)
TOTAL: (2150.00 dollars) two thousand one hundred and fifty dollars , payable to Airport Security agency.Please send this

required money to me immediately through (western union money transfer) with the officer name below and send me your payment information to quicken the processing.

RECEIVER NAME: ARIRI2GUZO CLAU2DE . C .
ADDRESS: Accra Ghana

Note that once I receive the above money I will secure these certificates immediately and depart to my next destination Cruzeiro Do Sul - Campo International Airport BRAZIL (CZS), as listed.
Your urgent action will be highly appreciated.and please let me know where to deliver the package to you at your home or at the airport?

Yours faithfully,
Mr. Sali2m

Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2011 11:55 am

Someone found my whip?

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