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internationalchrysis
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Aug 2008
Posts: 3793
Location: Romancing the (Blood from a) stone!
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Tue Apr 12, 2011 7:58 am |
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So a friend gets the following email:
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I am British Gay. I stay alone. Call or write message to me, please
<snipped but a British redirect number>. I want to find my love:-(. |
I decide a crappy letter like that deserves a reply. Enter Chris (who looks remarkably like Angry Anderson). Seems he had a bad time in Britain too. Bolding and comments are mine:
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Hi Caris,
I know what's it's like to lonely in Britain. I'm gay as well, and
while I was in London I felt so alone, despite a population of Millions.
I am back in Australia now, and am looking to meet other gay people
from all over the world. You'd like Australia, there's a HUGE gay scene
here, unlike that hellhole London. It's so homophobic over there, with
not a gay club in sight! (Ummm, with the possible exception of G.A.Y, Heaven & Fire perhaps???)
So Caris, tell me about yourself. When did you come out as gay? How
many men have you had sex with? Have you come out to your parents yet? you haven't even told me how old you are
What do you look like? Are you white? Black? Asian? (I've always
wanted to have a three way, with a black guy, an asian and me)... I've
attached a pic of me, hopefully you'll like it. I'm very straight
acting, with lots of tattoos. No-one suspects I'm gay. If you're as
hot as you sound, we could rim each other's asses until we explode in
pleasure! Have you ever used a butt plug? Mine is pink! And VERY
wide...
Chris |
Let's see how lonely he really is |
_________________ Proud "member" of "The Todger Club"!
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"You are a dead meat!"
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Phil Yerboots
Elite Baiter
Joined: 29 Oct 2009
Posts: 1342
Location: Back in Asena's sandbox
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Tue Apr 12, 2011 10:05 am |
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butt plug…VERY wide... |
Er…thanks Chrys. That would explain your oft-used photo face. And perhaps, why you're angry?
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Jeannette
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Oct 2006
Posts: 2158
Location: Stalking Nick Riewoldt
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Tue Apr 12, 2011 10:16 am |
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I am quite convinced that this is Safe For Work even though I don't understand it ... ahem |
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Sister I was even filling the form with pains - Mariam Abacha
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Terror Mask
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 24 Feb 2009
Posts: 892
Location: Guiding my lads to Cthulhu's lair.
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Tue Apr 12, 2011 10:21 am |
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The pain. THE PAIN!
Or, as an old Italian sketch goes...
"MAMMA MIA CHE DOLORE!!!!" |
_________________ I'm always reforming, MWAHAHAHAHA!
-Official President of the Phil & Chrys Fan Club-
I GOT YOUR MAIL RIGHT NOW BUT THE PAYMENT SLIP THAT YOU SEND TO ME DID NOT SHOW ANY SIGNAL - Barr. St3v3 Mus4 4g4w4
.......i need to know cuz i like to do thing to pleased my self ok - John (or Frank) Smith.
FOOL I DON`T CARE HOW MUCH YOU MAKE IN 3 DAY. GOD GO PUNISH YOU LITTLE RAT. BEAST LIKE UR FATHER.... FUCK YOU AND FUCK UR FAMILY... U MOTHERFUCTHER (Barr. Michael Rich) |
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internationalchrysis
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Aug 2008
Posts: 3793
Location: Romancing the (Blood from a) stone!
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Wed Apr 13, 2011 8:35 am |
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No word from laddo yet, but I plan to make as Not safe for work as possible. will let you know if/when he writes back. |
_________________ Proud "member" of "The Todger Club"!
x1 (Senegal to Gambia)
"You can go now and f*ck yourself with a donkey or horse because you really need to be f*cked by a donkey or horse"
(George Michael's brother Frank/Frannypoo)
"You are a dead meat!"
(Léon the (Not so) Professional)
(19 in total:
x2 Léon the (not so) Professional. x4 Via Swindler's list. x4 Via Will and Grace the Law Firm. x3 *Hitman, x1 Hitman: The sequel!, , x1 Haiti scam, x1 The Bimbo (via Umbongo Chambers),
x1 Rita the ETA eater, x1 Via Team Doughnut, x1 Via Prince Emaka, x4 via the Nazis) |
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inx
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 09 Apr 2011
Posts: 8
Location: Out of my mind
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Fri Apr 15, 2011 8:41 am |
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Still nothing?
Damn, I was hoping he´ll answer, this looked promising.
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internationalchrysis
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Aug 2008
Posts: 3793
Location: Romancing the (Blood from a) stone!
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Sun Apr 17, 2011 4:29 am |
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I know, I thought so too. Not to worry, I suspect he's a pretend lesbian. Good thing I have amanda waiting in the wings then. Let's see if he'll bite to a woman
eta: I write back as Mandy:
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Hi Caris,
You sound lonely, I am as well. I am a 32 year old woman living in
Melbourne Australia. I've never been to Britain, but am planning on
travelling soon. I've attached a picture of me from last weekend, Hope
you like.
Love Mandy |
And send him a photo of Persis Khambatta |
_________________ Proud "member" of "The Todger Club"!
x1 (Senegal to Gambia)
"You can go now and f*ck yourself with a donkey or horse because you really need to be f*cked by a donkey or horse"
(George Michael's brother Frank/Frannypoo)
"You are a dead meat!"
(Léon the (Not so) Professional)
(19 in total:
x2 Léon the (not so) Professional. x4 Via Swindler's list. x4 Via Will and Grace the Law Firm. x3 *Hitman, x1 Hitman: The sequel!, , x1 Haiti scam, x1 The Bimbo (via Umbongo Chambers),
x1 Rita the ETA eater, x1 Via Team Doughnut, x1 Via Prince Emaka, x4 via the Nazis) |
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