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Posted: Mon Apr 11, 2011 2:09 am

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Posted: Mon Apr 11, 2011 2:14 am

That is because spammers have one hand on the keyboard and the other hand is going to town on aroused body parts. Also Google Tara Gilespie, she has the worst English ever.

Posted: Mon Apr 11, 2011 6:42 am

Sense: it does make none Very Happy

Seriously: WTF? Shocked

Posted: Mon Apr 11, 2011 7:05 am

^^Google: "Tara Gilespie, Twila" If you really want to see English EXTREMELY butchered more so than Bart's example.

Posted: Mon Apr 11, 2011 7:09 am

^^^

I just did. It set my eyes ablaze and what remained of my soul was plunged in the fiery pits of hell. Thank you Koko Crying or Very sad

(Srsly you guys: this crosses the event horizon of ignorance. I'm amazed.)

Posted: Mon Apr 11, 2011 9:47 am

Spammers generate this crap to try to evade spam filters

Posted: Mon Apr 11, 2011 9:49 am

^^^

This I know, but the worst I have seen is 2-3 lines, not a couple paragraphs. More is NOT better Very Happy

Posted: Mon Apr 11, 2011 10:13 am

my eyes! my eyes!

Posted: Mon Apr 11, 2011 10:16 am

LSD in the water.

Posted: Mon Apr 11, 2011 10:31 am

My shelter gets these (with multiple paragraphs, I mean) on a regular basis.

Posted: Mon Apr 11, 2011 11:41 am

I think my brain just melted.

<falls over>

Posted: Mon Apr 11, 2011 12:33 pm

I read the thread title and thought you were talking trash about packman. Razz

Posted: Mon Apr 11, 2011 12:36 pm

^^^

Jose... NOT NICE Very Happy

Posted: Mon Apr 11, 2011 3:02 pm

I will re-point this out: Spammers are so aroused that they often hit their head on the keyboard because their hands are too busy giving them pleasure that they end up making up unpronounceable words with whatever they send and then they L337 to avoid being caught by the filters and then other times they want you to get married, buy an engagement ring, or find someone "in your area" to meet up if only to find out that they are following your IP address and are NOT really in "your area" as well as stuff that is just annoying just so you would like on it. Like so: "SDOHWS ILRWEUYA W*OWRUYO:IURWEPE:JWD?S:IYWUIO!:"

Posted: Mon Apr 11, 2011 4:14 pm

^^ Breath, Koko! Breath!

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