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Not quite a Newb Joined: 22 Feb 2011 Posts: 63

So the UK lad keeps asking me for my correct flight number. Think he wants to call and check if any planes were re-routed to Endinberg, and did I get to the bank...so I had to slap him

I believe in my last reply that I asked you how was I supposed to go to the bank to wire the money???? I'm being told to stay put...I can't just simply walk out into Edinberg and go to the bank....I don't even know where the HELL I am!! I can't find the train station and I am just getting angry and frustrated with your refusal to help me. You keep telling me that you need MY cooperation with this, yet you absolutely WILL NOT give me any cooperation....I find your attitude to be very rude, and cannot believe that someone as nice as Barrister Philbrick associates himself with someone like you. Well I will tell you something Mr. Carl, I do not have to put up with it! I think I am going to book a flight home and be done with this whole thing. I gave Mrs. Nasim my word that I would do God's work with this money, but now you are making me go back on that, and that is not cool!!

I'm going to see if my Nigerian lad tells me to go back to the states and deal only with him. Or I could get dumped...it'll be fun to see what happens.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 22 Feb 2011 Posts: 63

I am now on a plane back home. My Nigerian lad is advising me to do that. I told the UK lad that I am tired of his crap and I am taking my money and going home. Just going to wait and see if they respond to me

Not quite a Newb Joined: 22 Feb 2011 Posts: 63

Awww....think he's onto me lol

I have seen so many liars like you.am sure you will have a good flight if atall.

Posted: Wed Mar 30, 2011 9:10 pm

^^ You haven't lost him yet. Tell him something like: "What do you mean I'm a liar???? Look, I'm trying to......"

Posted: Wed Mar 30, 2011 9:34 pm

^^ Just set up a new character/ e-mail address and start baiting him again afresh. Wink

Posted: Wed Mar 30, 2011 11:49 pm

Sod it, tell him he's useless and that you've been through hell and high water for him, AND ALL HE OFFERS YOU IS INSULTS!

Slap the b******, demand he take the deal seriousley or you'll drop him in favour of "Mr X" who's recentley mailed you, and seems a lot more reliable.

Ps. Love your spelling of Scottish cities. Smile

Baiting Guru Joined: 10 Oct 2003 Posts: 4747

Nah you won’t lose him once a lad is hooked enough, it’s impossible to lose him. If anything they come back under a different email.

On a few occasions I have pretty much indicated I am a baiter, and they still email me. I let them know I was run over by a tank driven by Cookie Monster. They still wanted to go through with the deal. I was hospitalized because I was shooting flaming gerbils out my butt, they still wanted to go through with the deal.

A hooked lad is an amazing thing.

Posted: Thu Mar 31, 2011 6:54 am

^^^

Agree with all above. Slap the crap out of him but leave it hanging with some doubt, lay on the emotional guilt trip.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 22 Feb 2011 Posts: 63

Well lookie what I got this morning....it's from the Nigerian lad. Aside from getting a headach trying to read his horrible english, I'm getting that he just wants me to deal with him. I'm liking the idea from Piecrust about telling him that there's another "Barrister" who seems more like the real deal. I'll entertain you guys with his email below. As you guys have more experience than me, give me some ideas!

Attn: XXXXXX
I am very surprised if you still reason out of agreement both contracted on the areas you are to use the inheritance fund for.

I did inform you that this fund you are to claim have nothing to do with Mr. Carl rather we are the one that are to lose the inheritance fund to the British Government because the more you decide to ignore all arrangement, that alone will enable the British Government to confiscate the fund into their Pool Account as unclaimed, which will be for their interest.

If even you are still immature, that should not make you reason out of point when you know that I as your barrister who can not for any reason support evil because such attitude is against my Christian religion and my Pastor in the Church preach against evil participation, which is my reason I spare my last savings in my account to make sure that I perfected my own side of the job as your Barrister at the British Law Court in other to secure all the classified documents on your name and it is on that note you were recognized on database as the new inheritor of Mrs. Vivian Nasim deposit fund, I wish that you adhered to my instruction to send the tax charges to me before now, the fund would have be transferred into your bank account without you coming all this long because I know as things progresses, I will make arrangement to you visit in other to know how you progress on the invest fund over there in your state.

On the issue of your arrangement on your return back to state, I did advice you yesterday to feel free and go back to your country because all arrangement can be handle here on your behalf and even if I am out of the station my secretary has the authorization to handle the arrangement as I will be here to monitor how thing goes and I am a British Citizen I have all data’s with the Official and as far as they have my permission they will further the arrangement to actualize the transaction immediately they confirmed receipt of the tax paid to British Tax revenue Office by the Head Department Official at the World Bank Official and the tax is not for interest of Mr. Carl and you should reason towards that because the transfer fund is going to be handle by the World Bank/IMF Official as soon as you pay the tax and Mr. Carl was only there to direct you on how to go about it when you are in London but now that you decide to return back he has no hand to handle your case file as that will be handled by the Head Official on your behalf as soon as the tax charges is paid to the British Tax Revenue Office.

You should not portion blame on Mr. Carl because our motive is to conclude this transaction on you to use the money as agreed with Mrs. Vivian Nasim and I expect you to return back to your state because your safety better environment, which you are use to is highly needed at this point in time, then I will instruct you when you are in your State of how to send the tax fees and the inheritance transfer fund will be conclude on your favor.

I am waiting on you to acknowledge this letter to enable me know your where about then I will advice you on what to do because both agreed to work as a Christianity and you should not allow the attitude of Mr. Carl to deride you from what you are about to achieve, which you are already at the conclusion stage.

We arrived Mrs. Vivian Nasim Country home early this morning and I am still in one of the Hotel close to Iraq International Airport and I wish we should be moving to one of the Specialist hospital where Mrs. Vivian Nasim assign before now on her treatment to be taken care.

As soon as I hear from you, I will advice you on the next step to take since my secretary is capable to handle the arrangement without any mistake because I am not comfortable on you to disturb yourself because it is the duty of us as your lawyer to perfect all that stress you have gone through and if be you stick to my directive and send the money, you might be in your state and confirm the fund into your account but I am not here to portion blame on you because you will now see that nothing good come so easy.

As you return back, try to send the money as I am waiting to hear from you so I can direct you on how the tax will be paid when you are in your state because the World Bank head department only need the tax charges to be paid to British Government before transferring the inheritance into your account while further advice will be given to you on how the payment can be made to my secretary without any problem from your authority.

Be advice that I am now to work with the head department of the World Bank/ IMF Official, you can now stop correspondences with Mr. Carl while we can finalize arrangement with the authority at the British Tax Office on how the pay of their charges tax to them, which is only what, is withholding the transfer of inheritance fund into your bank account.

I wait for your obedience on us to reason as one body in the Lord to conclude this transaction in good faith.

Yours Brother,
Barrister Mark Philbreck

Not quite a Newb Joined: 22 Feb 2011 Posts: 63

So I have been silent for a couple days, due to being exhausted from all this flying I'm doing. My Nigerian lad has emailed asking why I'm so silent. My reply was that I was exhausted and that due his being so uncooperative, I am now contemplating another offer. Here is the newest email

Do remember that both party agreed to keep this transaction confidential to avoid someone else not to divert the fund but I am afraid that you have betray the trust Me and Mrs. Vivian Nasim have on you because I wonder what make you to start informing someone from Africa that you have a transaction to do and it happens that someone name by Dr. Philip Adams whom you stated to reside in Nigeria and we are all aware that Nigeria is listed among six corrupt nation in the world, which you and I is aware and this only made me to get disappointed in you.

[i]It may interest you to know that I am a British Citizen and I have every right to contact the British Embassy in Nigeria to know if such transactions you are talking about with Dr. Adams offer exist because I will not be a party to allow you to fail into a wrong hand.

I like how he tells me that Nigeria is among the six corrupt nations in the world, when his IP address is from Lagos Nigeria. And I really like how's he's going to contact the embassy...what a hoot! He goes on to tell me that I should just wire him the money thru Western Union, but this time to the attention of his secretary.

As soon as you receive this message, you should adhere to my instruction to go ahead and send the money and I am not expecting you to ask any question because we are not cat and dog who fight against each other but we are here to reason on how to achieve inheritance fund together.

I will also expect the payment information but let is be known to you that the $3,200 USD will be divided into two when you are to send at the western union office and as you pay the money, forward all the payment information such as MTCN NUMBERS and the Amounts, and do make sure you include the sender names, address of the sender with text question and answer, it is on that note I will forward it to my secretary who his family member will further ahead to work out the arrangement on your favor and get the transfer fund transfer into your possession by Monday.

His secretary just happens to have a family member who works for the embassy, and he will take care of everything. I'm almost tempted to do a chop. Maybe by "Dr. Adams"