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leonsumbitches
Elite Baiter
Joined: 15 Oct 2010
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Location: I'm out there, where every man wants to be
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Wed Mar 23, 2011 10:22 am |
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^^^ *yawns that kind of satisfying yawn that somehow involves one's entire body in the yawn* |
_________________ I DON'T. Buy the tomatoes with. The stems. On them. They don't. Degrade. They go. Down the sink. And into the WATER. Then. They get lodged in the throats of little. OTTERS.
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Terror Mask
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 24 Feb 2009
Posts: 892
Location: Guiding my lads to Cthulhu's lair.
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Wed Mar 23, 2011 11:23 am |
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^^^ You are aware of that particular zone of your throat that beging to make its presence known when you begin to get thirsty. |
_________________ I'm always reforming, MWAHAHAHAHA!
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I GOT YOUR MAIL RIGHT NOW BUT THE PAYMENT SLIP THAT YOU SEND TO ME DID NOT SHOW ANY SIGNAL - Barr. St3v3 Mus4 4g4w4
.......i need to know cuz i like to do thing to pleased my self ok - John (or Frank) Smith.
FOOL I DON`T CARE HOW MUCH YOU MAKE IN 3 DAY. GOD GO PUNISH YOU LITTLE RAT. BEAST LIKE UR FATHER.... FUCK YOU AND FUCK UR FAMILY... U MOTHERFUCTHER (Barr. Michael Rich) |
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Cougar
Elite Baiter
Joined: 16 Apr 2009
Posts: 1293
Location: Curled up on the doctor's chair.
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Wed Mar 23, 2011 12:26 pm |
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You are increasingly aware of the slight chafing of cloth in your groin. |
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Terror Mask
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 24 Feb 2009
Posts: 892
Location: Guiding my lads to Cthulhu's lair.
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Wed Mar 23, 2011 12:59 pm |
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Cells.
Little, invisible, LIVING cells, dividing, mutiplying. Everywhere.
Around you. ON you. INSIDE you.
Steadily increasing, rhytmically, cyclically. |
_________________ I'm always reforming, MWAHAHAHAHA!
-Official President of the Phil & Chrys Fan Club-
I GOT YOUR MAIL RIGHT NOW BUT THE PAYMENT SLIP THAT YOU SEND TO ME DID NOT SHOW ANY SIGNAL - Barr. St3v3 Mus4 4g4w4
.......i need to know cuz i like to do thing to pleased my self ok - John (or Frank) Smith.
FOOL I DON`T CARE HOW MUCH YOU MAKE IN 3 DAY. GOD GO PUNISH YOU LITTLE RAT. BEAST LIKE UR FATHER.... FUCK YOU AND FUCK UR FAMILY... U MOTHERFUCTHER (Barr. Michael Rich) |
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Phil Yerboots
Elite Baiter
Joined: 29 Oct 2009
Posts: 1342
Location: Back in Asena's sandbox
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Wed Mar 23, 2011 1:05 pm |
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You have a pair of atomic tweezers. You are able to remove single atoms of carbon from a teaspoon of coal. One every second. Begin…
You have still not finished.
And it has taken you longer than the age of the universe. |
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Cougar
Elite Baiter
Joined: 16 Apr 2009
Posts: 1293
Location: Curled up on the doctor's chair.
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Wed Mar 23, 2011 5:16 pm |
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Just how often do you blink? |
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Esox lucius
Baiting Guru
Joined: 26 May 2010
Posts: 2922
Location: Somewhere down the crazy river!
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Wed Mar 23, 2011 5:30 pm |
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Famous Quotations:
"Most people enjoy the sight of their own handwriting as they enjoy the smell of their own farts."
— W.H. Auden
Discuss...................
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"..Sir we have given you more than 5 different accounts yet you still complaining " SCB
" YOU LOW LIFE SATANIC AGENT, FORWARD THESE MESSAGES TO YOUR MOTHER AND FATHER, THEY WILL DEFINITELY ENJOY READING THEM." RG |
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Asena
Elite Baiter
Joined: 26 Jan 2010
Posts: 1380
Location: Turn Left at Orion
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Thu Mar 24, 2011 11:54 am |
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^ Glad I'm not most people
When you rub your eyes, do you ever wonder how many of the demodicids (wormlike mites) that live on your eyelashes you may be crushing? |
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Otterfan
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Mar 2007
Posts: 2481
Location: UK -- land of otters and non-otters
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Thu Mar 24, 2011 12:42 pm |
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Terror Mask wrote: |
Cells.
Little, invisible, LIVING cells, dividing, mutiplying. Everywhere.
Around you. ON you. INSIDE you. |
That doesn't freak me out at all, or even make me feel uncomfortable. Quite conversely, I think it's wonderful. I'm a living part of this whole Earth-ecosystem thing, and being a part of it means that I must be host to my own cells, and to cells and viruses of a non-me variety, too. It's just the evil, disease-causing ones that I get a little concerned about, but my immune system (with occasional help from an antibiotic or anti-viral now and then) usually sorts them out.
Well... so far, anyway.
leonsumbitches wrote: |
http://www.simulation-argument.com/simulation.html |
Yeah. I remember having a discussion (read: heated argument) with someone on Usenet back in... probably about 2002-2003 about that, and how it's rather silly and based entirely on two assumptions. The most flimsy one is that probabilities are indicators of strict determinality. Yeah, yeah, the mathematical chances of our being in a simulation is such that the rational decision is to bet with the "Yes, this is a simulation" side, but that (among other things) assumes the other assumption (clue's in the word!) that such things can and do exist.
Compare: Because the odds of winning a lottery with one ticket are millions against you, no individual ticket can win. It's approaching things from the other end of the Simulation thing, but it's still the same underlying blurring of probabilities and practicalities. |
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"I have to sale something now to be able to drink water." -- Alice Idris on safari in Cotonou
"why did you waste my time like this why." -- US Army Captain William D Swenson
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leonsumbitches
Elite Baiter
Joined: 15 Oct 2010
Posts: 1046
Location: I'm out there, where every man wants to be
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Thu Mar 24, 2011 1:51 pm |
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Terror Mask and Otterfan: What about the fact that of all the genetic matter in your body, most of it is not your own?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_flora
There are 10 times more bacterial cells in your body than your own cells. You are literally mostly bacteria. |
_________________ I DON'T. Buy the tomatoes with. The stems. On them. They don't. Degrade. They go. Down the sink. And into the WATER. Then. They get lodged in the throats of little. OTTERS.
GYV::Tanstaafl::Abiga::Game-theory::Church-Sites
x 18 (10 from Tanstaafl baits) x 5 x 2 x 2
SW Bait - Cl3tus Orof3 Accra->8auchi->Accra->Lagos, co-bait with Nowhere Man, Bravo, The Dane & psychicbait
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Terror Mask
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 24 Feb 2009
Posts: 892
Location: Guiding my lads to Cthulhu's lair.
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Thu Mar 24, 2011 1:54 pm |
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Well, it's still more comforting than the fact that the Universe, in its glorious entirety, is mostly empty space, ever so slowly decaying away to heat death. Not a bang.... an eons-long whimper.
Entropy. Don't you love it? |
_________________ I'm always reforming, MWAHAHAHAHA!
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I GOT YOUR MAIL RIGHT NOW BUT THE PAYMENT SLIP THAT YOU SEND TO ME DID NOT SHOW ANY SIGNAL - Barr. St3v3 Mus4 4g4w4
.......i need to know cuz i like to do thing to pleased my self ok - John (or Frank) Smith.
FOOL I DON`T CARE HOW MUCH YOU MAKE IN 3 DAY. GOD GO PUNISH YOU LITTLE RAT. BEAST LIKE UR FATHER.... FUCK YOU AND FUCK UR FAMILY... U MOTHERFUCTHER (Barr. Michael Rich) |
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Otterfan
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Mar 2007
Posts: 2481
Location: UK -- land of otters and non-otters
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Thu Mar 24, 2011 2:15 pm |
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leonsumbitches wrote: |
What about the fact that of all the genetic matter in your body, most of it is not your own? |
I'm perfectly fine with that. (Which is probably why all these advertisements claiming to cleanse me of Whatever Is Currently Invading Our Bodies Today have no effect on my decision to buy their product.)
As I said, it's only the harmful ones that I have a problem with. The rest? I'm providing a nice home for them! And some of those, in return, are doing me small favours.
This whole Cleanse Yourself Of Foreign Invading Things (germs, toxins, viruses, and so on) is quite a powerful mind-virus that's worked its way into almost everyone. Not sure if it's always been there, or for how long, but it's definitely very strong these days, as can be seen in any good sample of advertising material (where preying on the concerns-of-the-day is the staple of the industry). My own take on it is that it's part of the bigger Golden Age/Fall Of Man fallacy, but that's an off-topic for another day. |
_________________ PARVA QVOQVE PARS ESSENTIAE LVTRAE SVPERARI NON POTEST
"I have to sale something now to be able to drink water." -- Alice Idris on safari in Cotonou
"why did you waste my time like this why." -- US Army Captain William D Swenson
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leonsumbitches
Elite Baiter
Joined: 15 Oct 2010
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Location: I'm out there, where every man wants to be
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Thu Mar 24, 2011 2:26 pm |
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Terrormask: That is why Boltzmann's tombstone looks like this:
S = k log W. The epitaph of everything. No wonder he killed himself. |
_________________ I DON'T. Buy the tomatoes with. The stems. On them. They don't. Degrade. They go. Down the sink. And into the WATER. Then. They get lodged in the throats of little. OTTERS.
GYV::Tanstaafl::Abiga::Game-theory::Church-Sites
x 18 (10 from Tanstaafl baits) x 5 x 2 x 2
SW Bait - Cl3tus Orof3 Accra->8auchi->Accra->Lagos, co-bait with Nowhere Man, Bravo, The Dane & psychicbait
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ParaNoid
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Joined: 12 Sep 2006
Posts: 5123
Location: Looking for Steward.
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Fri Mar 25, 2011 12:05 am |
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You become aware that your eyes move in their sockets when you read. |
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Terror Mask
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 24 Feb 2009
Posts: 892
Location: Guiding my lads to Cthulhu's lair.
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Fri Mar 25, 2011 8:43 am |
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Be informed that, while you feel like you're standing still, you're actually moving at a rather ludicrous speed.
And on top of that, our planet is slowly spiraling towards the Sun.
kthxbye |
_________________ I'm always reforming, MWAHAHAHAHA!
-Official President of the Phil & Chrys Fan Club-
I GOT YOUR MAIL RIGHT NOW BUT THE PAYMENT SLIP THAT YOU SEND TO ME DID NOT SHOW ANY SIGNAL - Barr. St3v3 Mus4 4g4w4
.......i need to know cuz i like to do thing to pleased my self ok - John (or Frank) Smith.
FOOL I DON`T CARE HOW MUCH YOU MAKE IN 3 DAY. GOD GO PUNISH YOU LITTLE RAT. BEAST LIKE UR FATHER.... FUCK YOU AND FUCK UR FAMILY... U MOTHERFUCTHER (Barr. Michael Rich) |
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Asena
Elite Baiter
Joined: 26 Jan 2010
Posts: 1380
Location: Turn Left at Orion
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Fri Mar 25, 2011 10:32 am |
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Terror Mask
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 24 Feb 2009
Posts: 892
Location: Guiding my lads to Cthulhu's lair.
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Fri Mar 25, 2011 11:02 am |
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^^^
thanks Asena.
I'm an amateur astrophysicist, if such a definition exists
BTW - we need your liver, Ma'am
Oh, and be also informed that someone, somewhere, is planning the next MTV reality show.
You may wail in abject horror now |
_________________ I'm always reforming, MWAHAHAHAHA!
-Official President of the Phil & Chrys Fan Club-
I GOT YOUR MAIL RIGHT NOW BUT THE PAYMENT SLIP THAT YOU SEND TO ME DID NOT SHOW ANY SIGNAL - Barr. St3v3 Mus4 4g4w4
.......i need to know cuz i like to do thing to pleased my self ok - John (or Frank) Smith.
FOOL I DON`T CARE HOW MUCH YOU MAKE IN 3 DAY. GOD GO PUNISH YOU LITTLE RAT. BEAST LIKE UR FATHER.... FUCK YOU AND FUCK UR FAMILY... U MOTHERFUCTHER (Barr. Michael Rich) |
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Asena
Elite Baiter
Joined: 26 Jan 2010
Posts: 1380
Location: Turn Left at Orion
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Fri Mar 25, 2011 11:45 am |
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^ You're welcome TM
Terror Mask wrote: |
BTW - we need your liver, Ma'am |
Oh, okay, if you insist, no wait what am I saying, I mean if you're adamant about that
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPgHbt0ODr4
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Oh, and be also informed that someone, somewhere, is planning the next MTV reality show.
You may wail in abject horror now |
3 cheers, hip hip
Let me guess ...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EsUM7V6Ku_8
Mindvirus or Mindassociation? You decide |
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Terror Mask
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 24 Feb 2009
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Location: Guiding my lads to Cthulhu's lair.
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Fri Mar 25, 2011 11:49 am |
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^^^
This is the real horror
Oh, and by the way: deep down, unseen, lots of really horrible critters scrurry around in the darkness. I'm talking the stuff nightmares are made of
And if THIS doesn't scare you: somewhere, in this very moment, a CEO is making a decision.
Beat THAT |
_________________ I'm always reforming, MWAHAHAHAHA!
-Official President of the Phil & Chrys Fan Club-
I GOT YOUR MAIL RIGHT NOW BUT THE PAYMENT SLIP THAT YOU SEND TO ME DID NOT SHOW ANY SIGNAL - Barr. St3v3 Mus4 4g4w4
.......i need to know cuz i like to do thing to pleased my self ok - John (or Frank) Smith.
FOOL I DON`T CARE HOW MUCH YOU MAKE IN 3 DAY. GOD GO PUNISH YOU LITTLE RAT. BEAST LIKE UR FATHER.... FUCK YOU AND FUCK UR FAMILY... U MOTHERFUCTHER (Barr. Michael Rich) |
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leonsumbitches
Elite Baiter
Joined: 15 Oct 2010
Posts: 1046
Location: I'm out there, where every man wants to be
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Fri Mar 25, 2011 12:08 pm |
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That CEO making a bad decision? He's not doing it because he's evil or stupid. He's making the same decision you would, in his shoes. Sometimes the only decision you can make is a bad decision. The Kobayashi-Maru has a point, after all.*
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_________________ I DON'T. Buy the tomatoes with. The stems. On them. They don't. Degrade. They go. Down the sink. And into the WATER. Then. They get lodged in the throats of little. OTTERS.
GYV::Tanstaafl::Abiga::Game-theory::Church-Sites
x 18 (10 from Tanstaafl baits) x 5 x 2 x 2
SW Bait - Cl3tus Orof3 Accra->8auchi->Accra->Lagos, co-bait with Nowhere Man, Bravo, The Dane & psychicbait
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How to kill a Badger |
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Terror Mask
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 24 Feb 2009
Posts: 892
Location: Guiding my lads to Cthulhu's lair.
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Fri Mar 25, 2011 12:48 pm |
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^^^
Point taken.
Unless, of course, it doesn't become your preferred excuse for making purposefully bad decisions
BUT, back on topic.
Take a moment to think that Cthulhu and his whole ilk MIGHT exist. |
_________________ I'm always reforming, MWAHAHAHAHA!
-Official President of the Phil & Chrys Fan Club-
I GOT YOUR MAIL RIGHT NOW BUT THE PAYMENT SLIP THAT YOU SEND TO ME DID NOT SHOW ANY SIGNAL - Barr. St3v3 Mus4 4g4w4
.......i need to know cuz i like to do thing to pleased my self ok - John (or Frank) Smith.
FOOL I DON`T CARE HOW MUCH YOU MAKE IN 3 DAY. GOD GO PUNISH YOU LITTLE RAT. BEAST LIKE UR FATHER.... FUCK YOU AND FUCK UR FAMILY... U MOTHERFUCTHER (Barr. Michael Rich) |
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leonsumbitches
Elite Baiter
Joined: 15 Oct 2010
Posts: 1046
Location: I'm out there, where every man wants to be
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Fri Mar 25, 2011 1:37 pm |
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_________________ I DON'T. Buy the tomatoes with. The stems. On them. They don't. Degrade. They go. Down the sink. And into the WATER. Then. They get lodged in the throats of little. OTTERS.
GYV::Tanstaafl::Abiga::Game-theory::Church-Sites
x 18 (10 from Tanstaafl baits) x 5 x 2 x 2
SW Bait - Cl3tus Orof3 Accra->8auchi->Accra->Lagos, co-bait with Nowhere Man, Bravo, The Dane & psychicbait
insults and more
How to kill a Badger |
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Terror Mask
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 24 Feb 2009
Posts: 892
Location: Guiding my lads to Cthulhu's lair.
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Fri Mar 25, 2011 1:42 pm |
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^^^
All TOO true. And that's the real horror: ignorance
(and CEOs ) |
_________________ I'm always reforming, MWAHAHAHAHA!
-Official President of the Phil & Chrys Fan Club-
I GOT YOUR MAIL RIGHT NOW BUT THE PAYMENT SLIP THAT YOU SEND TO ME DID NOT SHOW ANY SIGNAL - Barr. St3v3 Mus4 4g4w4
.......i need to know cuz i like to do thing to pleased my self ok - John (or Frank) Smith.
FOOL I DON`T CARE HOW MUCH YOU MAKE IN 3 DAY. GOD GO PUNISH YOU LITTLE RAT. BEAST LIKE UR FATHER.... FUCK YOU AND FUCK UR FAMILY... U MOTHERFUCTHER (Barr. Michael Rich) |
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Sat Mar 26, 2011 4:49 am |
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Corona
Baiting Guru
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Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Sat Mar 26, 2011 4:52 am |
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