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bipolarchick
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 05 Mar 2011
Posts: 5
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Wed Mar 23, 2011 12:20 am |
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I've got a straight bait that's been going for the past 3 weeks or so and its been kind of boring so I decided to do a dollar chop by a Barrister Gomer Devilin hoping to shake him up into threats of deaded and maybe start an e-mail fight between him and my Barrister Devilin modality. I'm not too keen on lad speak as I'm a grammar Nazi so trying to talk like a lad is going to be hard. Does anyone have any tips? |
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internationalchrysis
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Aug 2008
Posts: 3793
Location: Romancing the (Blood from a) stone!
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Wed Mar 23, 2011 12:21 am |
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de-educate the lad by correcting all of his grammar, even the bits that are right!
And I think I've mentioned before, you can work Bi polar into your baits. Tell him in advance you suffer from bi Polar disorder, and then use it to tear him a new asshole at random moments.
A few people have successfully worked Tourette's syndrome into their baits as well, Lads simply don't get it. Imagine what they'll make of Bi Polar disorder |
_________________ Proud "member" of "The Todger Club"!
x1 (Senegal to Gambia)
"You can go now and f*ck yourself with a donkey or horse because you really need to be f*cked by a donkey or horse"
(George Michael's brother Frank/Frannypoo)
"You are a dead meat!"
(Léon the (Not so) Professional)
(19 in total:
x2 Léon the (not so) Professional. x4 Via Swindler's list. x4 Via Will and Grace the Law Firm. x3 *Hitman, x1 Hitman: The sequel!, , x1 Haiti scam, x1 The Bimbo (via Umbongo Chambers),
x1 Rita the ETA eater, x1 Via Team Doughnut, x1 Via Prince Emaka, x4 via the Nazis) |
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bipolarchick
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Joined: 05 Mar 2011
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Wed Mar 23, 2011 12:44 am |
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Ok I just e-mailed him a profanity laden message calling him a "goat fucker" among other things, demanding my money. Hopefully that will get a response |
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internationalchrysis
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Aug 2008
Posts: 3793
Location: Romancing the (Blood from a) stone!
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Wed Mar 23, 2011 12:48 am |
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Surely some thing and romantic.
Don't forget to tell him off for not understanding the needs of bipolar people if he gets upset.
And hopefully you'll get some nice siggy lines back as well |
_________________ Proud "member" of "The Todger Club"!
x1 (Senegal to Gambia)
"You can go now and f*ck yourself with a donkey or horse because you really need to be f*cked by a donkey or horse"
(George Michael's brother Frank/Frannypoo)
"You are a dead meat!"
(Léon the (Not so) Professional)
(19 in total:
x2 Léon the (not so) Professional. x4 Via Swindler's list. x4 Via Will and Grace the Law Firm. x3 *Hitman, x1 Hitman: The sequel!, , x1 Haiti scam, x1 The Bimbo (via Umbongo Chambers),
x1 Rita the ETA eater, x1 Via Team Doughnut, x1 Via Prince Emaka, x4 via the Nazis) |
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Jeannette
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Oct 2006
Posts: 2158
Location: Stalking Nick Riewoldt
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Wed Mar 23, 2011 7:04 am |
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Completely off topic: Chrysis, congratz on your avatar featuring a vintage German TV series. |
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SlapHappy
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 May 2006
Posts: 9612
Location: Floating up and down with happiness.
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Wed Mar 23, 2011 4:44 pm |
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Welcome to Eater, bipolarchick.
Your Barrister does not have to speak ladspeak in order to chop the lad.
Remember, you are the boss, it's your character, and Mr. G in any form is anything you want him to be. The more lad confusion we generate about who he is, the better. He is everything from a mist, to the man sitting next to the lad in the cafe. My Mr G changes too, and is a few different character types, depending on what will piss off the lad more and cause more paranoia in the lad. Have fun with him, and disinformation is encouraged! |
_________________ x Reven U., Fats Walla, Donny
x10 X2 MM:Mikex2, JohnK, D@rlington, Ob1, Armstrong, Ismail, TG&Friend
x3 Nancy, Security Guy, Robert Accra-Tamale
(19 mo.) Tina and Joe's Safari - Accra to Niger & Timbucktu
Z@ke & Charlie -Wulugu Or Bust Safari- Lagos to Paga & Tokwari X2 - 3800mi.
x3 H3ctor & C@leb - Yankar1 & Parakou
x2 Charles and Friend-Amsterdam to Vatican
Issac to Chad
Be A Cool Cat, Like Me Trophy Videos Cool Stuff
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piecrust
Elite Baiter
Joined: 29 Dec 2010
Posts: 1620
Location: Having chow with an old friend.
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Wed Mar 23, 2011 5:51 pm |
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^^ absolutley, welcome! They deserve all the hell that you can give them, and we're here to help. Don't even ask about my mental illnesses, i'd have to kill you if i told you.
My two favourite baiting charactars are:
1/ an illiterate Greek bloke (think Harry Enfield's Stavros) who's so proud of being english he won't hear anything against them.
2/ An immature 21 yr old girl, still a virgin and moral but naive at the same time.
You can create anything you want to screw with lads, dragons to aliens, whatever makes a difference. Let your immagination be your guide.
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"I am a man of hing reputation." - Loan lad Billy Hord.
"don't even think of given me that crap that you are Deaf and dump or my line is cut off , i don't have a phone please don't.." - Loan lad Billy Hord. (Having been baited to hell) |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Wed Mar 23, 2011 8:34 pm |
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SlapHappy wrote: |
... Mr. G in any form is anything you want him to be. The more lad confusion we generate about who he is, the better. He is everything from a mist, to the man sitting next to the lad in the cafe. My Mr G changes too, and is a few different character types, depending on what will piss off the lad more and cause more paranoia in the lad. |
And Mr G is not the only chopper in the business. There may also be Mr B(oswell) who is trying to muscle in... |
_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
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x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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SlapHappy
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 May 2006
Posts: 9612
Location: Floating up and down with happiness.
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Wed Mar 23, 2011 10:23 pm |
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^^Damn that Mr. B (oswell!) Mr. G will crush him too in the end! |
_________________ x Reven U., Fats Walla, Donny
x10 X2 MM:Mikex2, JohnK, D@rlington, Ob1, Armstrong, Ismail, TG&Friend
x3 Nancy, Security Guy, Robert Accra-Tamale
(19 mo.) Tina and Joe's Safari - Accra to Niger & Timbucktu
Z@ke & Charlie -Wulugu Or Bust Safari- Lagos to Paga & Tokwari X2 - 3800mi.
x3 H3ctor & C@leb - Yankar1 & Parakou
x2 Charles and Friend-Amsterdam to Vatican
Issac to Chad
Be A Cool Cat, Like Me Trophy Videos Cool Stuff
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internationalchrysis
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Aug 2008
Posts: 3793
Location: Romancing the (Blood from a) stone!
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Thu Mar 24, 2011 12:15 am |
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Jeannette wrote: |
Chrysis, congratz on your avatar featuring a vintage German TV series. |
Thanks. a friend found a clip on Youtube, then I had a friend buy the DVD in Germany and bring it back with her. Unfortunately, only the 2003 movie was subtitled, I want to see (and understand) the whole thing |
_________________ Proud "member" of "The Todger Club"!
x1 (Senegal to Gambia)
"You can go now and f*ck yourself with a donkey or horse because you really need to be f*cked by a donkey or horse"
(George Michael's brother Frank/Frannypoo)
"You are a dead meat!"
(Léon the (Not so) Professional)
(19 in total:
x2 Léon the (not so) Professional. x4 Via Swindler's list. x4 Via Will and Grace the Law Firm. x3 *Hitman, x1 Hitman: The sequel!, , x1 Haiti scam, x1 The Bimbo (via Umbongo Chambers),
x1 Rita the ETA eater, x1 Via Team Doughnut, x1 Via Prince Emaka, x4 via the Nazis) |
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GreyAmadeus
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 19 Jul 2010
Posts: 730
Location: Compu-Hyper-Global-Mega-Net
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Thu Mar 24, 2011 11:38 am |
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think Harry Enfield's Stavros |
@ piecrust - I wonder how a lad would respond to the Rich Brummies characters - someone who insists on reminding him that "I am considerably richer than yow" |
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From: "you are the most important and special person in my life as far as this deal is concern"
To: "I ALREADY KNOW YOU ARE A BIG FOOL. I WILL APOLOGIZE ONLY FOR YOUR ASS AND BIG HEAD"
...in two weeks - Jean-Pierre
"We have had enough of these irregularities and we are not ready to play along with your antics anymore!" - Robert Lukman
"You are the biggest He Goat. You know what you need? Your Fat mama's ass...to feel good and normal" - also Robert Lukman (to Mr Gom3r) |
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