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Posted: Fri Mar 11, 2011 4:41 pm

While checking through my 4ppl account, I have a message from "Candy", who's supposed to be from right here in Melbourne. I smell a rat right away, and don't even bother with the usual checks. Pics are unbelievably awful, so I send her a message telling her to write to me, which she does. Of course she's on script, which says she's from the US. Game ON, Moles:

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Let me start by introducing myself,My name is Candy,I'm a lady of 28 yrs,I was born in south Carolina Lexington,(USA).But presently in West African(Nigeria) i stay with my grandma and i also school there i study accountancy..and planning to move back to the state as soon as possible.I'm 5ft 6inch,slim ,single lady... love to be Reading,Dancing,camping,Swimming,listen to music...I will like to be married to a man of my choice ,single or divorced man,that is serious about himself and wont cheat on me like my ex did to me,I am wonderful, kind, compassionate, romantic, smart, sensible, intelligent, talented, kind-hearted, thoughtful, congenial, affectionate, appreciative, loyal, caring, loving, passionate, I was looking through when I went through your profile,I must say it really set an attraction to me,I would like to get to know you better...take good care of yourself ..God bless you...Hope my distance doesn't bother you?

This comes with a huge collection of soft core porn pics. I write back asking about the tatts (I use Angry Anderson as a profile pic). Let's see how we go Wink

Posted: Tue Mar 15, 2011 4:11 am

I get this back. I've been busy in RL, so there's two messages:

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Hello Dear , I will like to tell you that i am new at this for the last week i have been
going online and looking for male freind that I can develope a relationship with .
Most of the people had Two major draw backs. 1) By talking with them I would get
the feeling I was talking to a child playing a trick because quite often there
answers to question seem to be at a childs level or they made no sense. 2)When I
read over our conversation I would discover inconsistencys that would raise RED
FLAGS. You are the first person I feel is being REAL to me. I would like you to
answer a few questions for me if you dont mind. It will save us both a lot of time .I
will answer them also as you will see as you read on.

How has life been treating you without a partner ?? well i will like to tell you that
life as being lonely and boring for me as i really need to love someone and to be
love when i realise that we cant go thru life without love ..

What is it you are looking for in the opposite sex?I am looking for an honest caring
loving , kind , faithful , honest , humble , dicipline , easy going . openmided man , I
m looking for a companion / friend. Someone to love who will love me.Someone
to talk to. A caring person who will take care of me if Im sick. A live and let live
mentality. Someone who will accept me for who I am and not try to change
me.Easy going
personality.Someone to care for/about.Someone to hold when we sleep at nite

What things do you like to do in your spare time? I like to go camping , I like
watching videos , Scifi Action,Mystery,Playing vid games,
hiking,cooking/eating,massages etting/giving,snuggling infront of the fire
place with the one I love.

Favorite colors? My color blue/green

Do you have a good relationship with your family? I do

what does your job mean to you? To me it is just a means by witch I can
enjoy my life. I do not define myself by my job.

Do you enjoy time by yourself? I enjoy my own company and dont need to
have other people Involved all the time.

What is a normal day for you after work? I like to come home ,cook
dinner(Im a good cook).Do a little house work.watch T.V. and dink around
on the computer. Go to bed. Pretty simple stuff

Im afraid to ask this one, but here I go.......Does my age bother you Im28 year
old?

Do you like touching and being touched? I am a very tactile person an love lots of
touching and rubing/petting. Both ways giving and getting.Honestly I can give
more then I receive.But this is VERY IMPORTANT TO ME.

Are you an introvert or extrovert..Im a little of each but mostly an introvert....

Do you go to bars pubs pool halls? I do not

Do you drink?nope

thats all , I will have to close now , hope to see your mail soon bye
....
Your Friend
Candy

And this:

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Tell me what you were looking for in a woman be honest?

Candy

What I PERSONALLY want from a woman is to NOT be a scamming sack of crap, but maybe I'm too old fashioned... ETA my reply, seems I used to be a party animal Wink

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Dear Candy,

what I want from a woman is a relationship. I think I mentioned that in the past I was the lead singer of a moderately successful heavy meatl band, and I would be lying if I didn't admit I've had my fair shre of groupies. But it was just meaningless sex, not a relationship, and a lot of the women that claimed to love me just wanted me for my money. Now that I've left the band and used the money to buy an apartment, they don't chase me so much.

Where I work, I'm the head of the IT department and don't get all that much free time, so I tend to not do all that much, but I still like to go see bands, after all I used to be in one. You are younger than me, I am 33, so the better question is do you mind that I am 33? My job is important, but only because it reflects the life I lead now, and NOT the life I used to lead. But there is a pretty big demand for IT guys here in Melbourne, so if I lost my job, I should be able to get a new one, no biggy.

My Parents are dead and have been since my teens. It was part of the reason I was so rebellious, I partied hard, drinking and taking drugs and singing for a meatl band. But that part of my life is over now and I am looking to settle down and mayube even have kids. They will certainly learn from the mistakes I have made in life that's for sure.

I too love computer games, older games like Doom 3, The Suffering, Silent hill & of course Grand theft Auto 4. I love horror movies, Action flicks and some sci fi (but no star trek, I really hate trekkies).

I have to go now, as we're not allowed to check mail at work, and I'm on a lunch break that's about to end. I hope this answers your questions and feel free to ask me more

Chris

Posted: Wed Mar 16, 2011 11:50 pm

So, Candy gets back to me. I have to copy and paste what she says in here just to be able to read it. A lack of spacing is hers:

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Nice to hear back from you and thanks for sharing part of your time with me , I am so happy to see you that are a openminded man , as for me i will like to tell you that all what you want in a lady is what i have , i mean i am honest , caring , loyal , , supportive , for now i think you and we need to know alot more about each other .... let me tell you more about my self...let me tell you that i like all sort of music expect rap and i should tell you that a relationship is based on trust honesty and sincerity cos without these nothing is ever going to work out and i should tell you that i am a lady that walk with God intervention not that i am too religious but i do things the right way and the right time they are suppose to be done,i have been heart broken by younger men and i am scared cos i dont want this my little heart got hurted anymore neither do i want
a man that will just take an advantage of me.. men that i have met only wants my body and i am not into that cos i care so much for my body and other people... i just want to be loved and i will love back in return..Dear I just want a partner that can share mutual respect, t rust, sincere concern, and of course lots of love & affection. As far as my past love life , i want you to know that i have never being married but i have dated 3 guys and i will like to say that i was heart broken and i never think i will want to date any guys here again as i have tried to go for some other relationship but i see that all the guys here are player and that is why i am on the internet .. I will want you to know that i dont care about the age diffrence , distance , race , as i beleive that when true love exist all this things dont count ... I
think any disagreements should be resolved as quickly and as amicably as
possible so that we will have a good and happy relationship ..By the way i will like you to ask me anything that you will like to know about me .....I will have to go now, hope to see your mail soon Take good care of yourself God bless you can you share you pics with me if you don't mind Gud night

Candy

will edit in a reply as soon as I think of one. My reply:

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Dear Candy,

Thanks for getting back to me. I had thought my tattoos had put you off, I'm glad to find out I was wrong. I love your honesty, so I'll be honest back. I've had my fair share of sex, but have only had a few relationships because as I've said before women often only wanted me because I was in a heavy metal band as the lead singer.

Do you like heavy metal? Maybe I can send you a copy of some of my music after we get to know each other a bit more. I have a copy or two of my CD lying around the place SOMEWHERE!

What else can I tell you? I work as the IT manager at here in Melbourne. They're based in sydney, but have an office here in Melbourne.

So what about you? You're American? But are somewhere else? wherever you are the guys are lucky to have such a pretty lady in their company. I would be here if you were here

Chris

Posted: Sun Mar 20, 2011 11:22 pm

So Candy gets back to me, and asks me to delete the 4ppl.com account. Am guessing she wants Chris all to herself:

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Thanks so much so much for the message ...Please can you do me a favour ..I will be happy if you can delete your profile from 4ppl please do that for me please and please...God bless you

I send her this back:

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Hi Candy,

I have tried, but have been unsuccessful. Do you know how to do it?

FINALLY, I can write something back that ISN'T made up!

Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2011 4:40 am

Candy sure is a pushy little ladette Very Happy

Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2011 5:08 am

I know! Such a bitch, if she hadn't of sent me so many found soft core porn pics of "herself", I'd have dumped her sorry ass by now!

Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2011 6:24 pm

By the way, is it just me or does everyone else feel the need to shower after logging into their 4PPL account!

"4PPL: where all the dregs of society come together"

Posted: Tue Mar 22, 2011 2:13 am

Which one??? I have a few 4ppl.com accounts. To be honest, I HAVE seen real people in there occasionally. I tell them to go look at plentyoffish

edited for typos Embarassed

Posted: Tue Mar 22, 2011 4:06 am

After I get a simple "What do you wanna do?" as an email, I send this back:

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Hi Candy,

As I said, I've been unsuccessful in closing down my 4ppl.com account, but it's pretty easy to simply delete the notifications of new letters from the website.

Let me make myself clear. I only have eyes for you, my sweet sweet candy. I want to hold you close, strip you naked and make sweet love to your hot naked body, then I want to make you breakfast as the sun rises over the beach near my apartment in Elwood.

It's rare to find soemone who doesn't freak out when they see my tattoos, and to find someone who is hot as you who likes tatts is simply awesome.

What are your plans for me?

Chris

Let's face whoever the chick is on the softcore porn pics, I'd like more Wink

Not quite a Newb Joined: 15 Mar 2011 Posts: 22

internationalchrysis wrote:

Which one??? I have a few 4ppl.com accounts. To be honest, I HAVE seen real people in there occasionally. I tell them to go look at plentyoffish

edited for typos Embarassed

Ohhh noes!
Plentyoffish is hugely known for security holes, breaches, and worse stuff than dregs!

Posted: Tue Mar 22, 2011 11:01 pm

Wot? Worse than 4ppl?

In the meantime Candy writes back. She's forgotten all the details and wants reminding. Those who've been reading will remember the reason I wrote in the first place, was 'cos she claimed to be in Melbourne. I think I've been passed along the line:

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Thanks for the message ..Eell baby can you send me your pics i will like to see if you don't and i will send you mine later ...But please and please don't show out my pics to anybody please ....I missed you so much what is the name of your city ...Baby am writing my final examination this week and i will like to spend my life with you cos when i finish my examin i wanna come over to you and make you happy and be your wife ..wha do you think about ...Take good care of yourself ..God bless you

Candy

Bear in mind she's sent over half a dozen pics of some soft core porn chick already. Okies, let's write back and see if i get a different set Wink

(What! you guys already KNOW I'm a middle aged perv)