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Gimli
Baiting Guru
Joined: 28 Jan 2011
Posts: 2484
Location: Middle-Earth
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Sun Mar 20, 2011 9:00 am |
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I don't know about the rest of you, but for me the best part of baiting so far is reporting an account to Alan and within a couple of days getting a desperate e-mail from my lad telling me to cancel my transfer immediately and send it to a new account. There's something incredibly satisfying in reading a lad's apologies for the inconvenience and their desperation to make sure that the money gets sent to the right account.
How about all of you? What's the best part? |
_________________ x112
Bibian: Lagos-Accra "Don't make me suffer for being good to help you."
x30 x2,196
"stupid old useless woman." - Esther
"I said don't ever ask my office to draw any bused-shit for you" - Ban Ki-Moon
"you are quite elderly fraud star" - Ali
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Jim Morrison
Elite Baiter
Joined: 12 Mar 2010
Posts: 1848
Location: Taking a face from the ancient gallery
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Sun Mar 20, 2011 11:28 am |
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for me it was the time when I got the call: why are you doing this to me? why? |
_________________ x56 x2 x6 x2 x2 x4 x22 x2 x2 thanks to Dora and the rest of the site killing team x4 <-- Alott@ Fag1na Asian Foods, Inc. x13 <-- Hump a t0n Infl@table Dolls & Co. x18 website x2
<a href="/forum/donate.php">[naked women here]</a>
BRUIN's WIMP Modality, Lomé - Accra
have i offended you before on why you do this to me?
God go hammer all your generation. say
amen. - reverend
are you joking or your tormentor? (I am tormentor )
Gommer basterd your mama is a prostitute, am a full niger delta boy and i must bomb your mamas toto with ak47 riffle... |
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lord goldblade
Elite Baiter
Joined: 13 Jan 2011
Posts: 1553
Location: Slaying The Prophets Ov Isa
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Sun Mar 20, 2011 12:21 pm |
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So far keeping the lad talking on the phone for as long as possible wasting his money, then cutting the call off myself and emailing him demanding to know why he hung up. |
_________________ "You are not only poor but poor bush man who have no ambition to be rich"
"GO DRINK POISEN AND SLEEP THEN DIE FUCK WITH YOUR MONEY"
"i should have known that you are full of lies ,at first you told me you have a flying jet but i never knew that you were nothing but building upstairs on the sky"
"I like to sincerely thank you for all your disappointment,stress ,lies and frustrations,now I should have not gotten myself involved in the first place thanks to you all"
x13 x2 x2
Dead Phish - 350 |
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chickenbullet
Master Baiter
Joined: 20 Feb 2011
Posts: 107
Location: Belgium
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Sun Mar 20, 2011 1:06 pm |
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Lads that don't understand how european banks work. |
_________________ with help from Agda (thank you)
All by myself:-D
x 2
"Mr odu informed me that he has spent 3hrs on that site tring to answers asked but it came coming for such a long time."
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Mr piet,in the first place,you are making me do things that i am not suppose to do --> nothing sexual
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you are wasting much time on this and i dont know what next to do --> really????
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Longest bait : Over 2 months and done
First phonecall : 03/03/2011
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Caligula
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 May 2009
Posts: 4774
Location: Growing old
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Sun Mar 20, 2011 1:28 pm |
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leonsumbitches
Elite Baiter
Joined: 15 Oct 2010
Posts: 1046
Location: I'm out there, where every man wants to be
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Sun Mar 20, 2011 3:43 pm |
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I love that moment when you've derailed the lad's script. You've just gone aikido on his script, and he's about to be thrown to the ground. |
_________________ I DON'T. Buy the tomatoes with. The stems. On them. They don't. Degrade. They go. Down the sink. And into the WATER. Then. They get lodged in the throats of little. OTTERS.
GYV::Tanstaafl::Abiga::Game-theory::Church-Sites
x 18 (10 from Tanstaafl baits) x 5 x 2 x 2
SW Bait - Cl3tus Orof3 Accra->8auchi->Accra->Lagos, co-bait with Nowhere Man, Bravo, The Dane & psychicbait
insults and more
How to kill a Badger |
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Fryer
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 Mar 2008
Posts: 2672
Location: Global Computer Mega Cafe
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Sun Mar 20, 2011 5:30 pm |
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Nothing is better then a good rant, however you get him to that point. It's proof positive that you've gotten into his little mind and turned it around! |
_________________ x 710 x N x 2 Click here for a Sure Fire Pith Helmet Modality
YOU ARE A MOTHERFUCKER SCUMBAG AND AN EMPTY VESSEL
FUCK YOU AND YOUR ENTIRE FAMILY . YOU ARE SATAN. YOU ARE ANTI-CHRIST
guy nawaaa for you oooh |
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Morgain Le Fay
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Oct 2010
Posts: 5800
Location: Taking my new .38 special to the range
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Sun Mar 20, 2011 5:55 pm |
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Swamping them with Southern terms and sweetness so sweet the lad could go into a diabetic coma -- or as leonsumbitches calls it "the insidious plan" |
_________________ X42
Nash and 6 friends 488 Km within Ghana - bait with Agda (2012)
Safari Philip Ghana-Benin (bait w/Agda) 2013
x5
.edu's 260 reported
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"You people are all Junks" - Miss E. Kabx
"Maybe you are insane as your so called sat..." Barrister Insane
The website below is available for Eater folks to use.
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Jim Morrison
Elite Baiter
Joined: 12 Mar 2010
Posts: 1848
Location: Taking a face from the ancient gallery
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Sun Mar 20, 2011 6:05 pm |
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Swamping them with Southern terms and sweetness |
could you explain that? |
_________________ x56 x2 x6 x2 x2 x4 x22 x2 x2 thanks to Dora and the rest of the site killing team x4 <-- Alott@ Fag1na Asian Foods, Inc. x13 <-- Hump a t0n Infl@table Dolls & Co. x18 website x2
<a href="/forum/donate.php">[naked women here]</a>
BRUIN's WIMP Modality, Lomé - Accra
have i offended you before on why you do this to me?
God go hammer all your generation. say
amen. - reverend
are you joking or your tormentor? (I am tormentor )
Gommer basterd your mama is a prostitute, am a full niger delta boy and i must bomb your mamas toto with ak47 riffle... |
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Morgain Le Fay
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Oct 2010
Posts: 5800
Location: Taking my new .38 special to the range
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Sun Mar 20, 2011 6:17 pm |
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^^ Using typical southern terms, calling the lad (non-romance lad) "Sugar", "Honey", "Honey Chile", "Sweetness".
Isn't that precious?
Do y'all eat grits where you live? I can send a grits recipe.
When y'all fixin ta send my money, Sugar?
Did you talk to your baws? (boss)
I am fixin' to go to Western Union at Wal-Mart, Sweety, just as soon as someone can carry me there. (Down here "carry" means you are giving a ride in your veeeeeehicle.)
Bless your heart.
Now y'all write back soon, ya hear?
Sugar, that is just hunkey dorey.
I jest get the heebie jeebies jest thinking about all that money, Sugar. |
_________________ X42
Nash and 6 friends 488 Km within Ghana - bait with Agda (2012)
Safari Philip Ghana-Benin (bait w/Agda) 2013
x5
.edu's 260 reported
Click here to support 419Eater.com
US Dropbox
"You people are all Junks" - Miss E. Kabx
"Maybe you are insane as your so called sat..." Barrister Insane
The website below is available for Eater folks to use.
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Fowan Nyne
Baiting Guru
Joined: 12 Aug 2009
Posts: 3720
Location: Miniluv
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Sun Mar 20, 2011 6:37 pm |
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I like the beer
I also like the part where I get " I don't know what is real anymore..." |
_________________
I can't wait for 'Eater Easter!
Find out about Rental Scams
"Note I am very weak by straight"
"Did you want to cheat me or play on my intelligent?"
"All necessary preparation for the movement of the stool are in the pipe line" - Stan "the man" Agbley
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Tuco
Elite Baiter
Joined: 08 Aug 2007
Posts: 1098
Location: On a desert safari.
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Sun Mar 20, 2011 8:29 pm |
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I love it when, with great relish, they swallow the gullibility of my character. |
_________________ "My broda. i like ur guts it shows u are a full guy." - Williams H0lm
"you should understand my brain problem." - R0se Br0wn
"you are a very ungreatful and wicked person." - Veronica K0ffi
"Thanks for giving me a nauthy number that preys unit like a hungry lion." - Alise Kar1m
"I have called you more than 20 times but non of the calls went through." - Williams C0ker
"I've said in my previous mail that I do not understand English." - Cabinet Bad0u
"PLEASE MY CHAIRMAN, I AM NOT GREEDY, I LIKE TO WORK WITH YOU, I HAVE LOST MANY OF MY JOBS , PLS PLS PLS, I WILL WORK HARD WITH U." - Dr. Lui$ James
"There are two kinds of people in the world, my friend."
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Gimli
Baiting Guru
Joined: 28 Jan 2011
Posts: 2484
Location: Middle-Earth
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Sun Mar 20, 2011 11:14 pm |
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@Fryer: I agree, I've very much enjoyed the rants that I've received from my lads after sending them to or Deuzer's bank transfer site. |
_________________ x112
Bibian: Lagos-Accra "Don't make me suffer for being good to help you."
x30 x2,196
"stupid old useless woman." - Esther
"I said don't ever ask my office to draw any bused-shit for you" - Ban Ki-Moon
"you are quite elderly fraud star" - Ali
Support 419Eater! Visit ScamWarners! |
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lespa
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 09 Feb 2011
Posts: 96
Location: North of the equator but still on Santa's delivery route (USA)
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Mon Mar 21, 2011 5:41 am |
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Knowing that they will HAVE to tolerate all the nonsense that I can throw their way IF they want MY money. |
_________________ The MUGU's get dumber by the day!
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scambuster3
Elite Baiter
Joined: 11 Jan 2008
Posts: 1099
Location: South East tip of Australia Down under, where a Dingo ate my Lads WU slip
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Mon Mar 21, 2011 5:53 am |
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Killing bank accounts is rewarding for me |
_________________ When it comes to scammers I bait with 1080, shoot from the hip and aim for between the eyes
Bank accounts sent to mysterious Alan = 477
Winner of Inspector Gadget 2009 fake checks contest, thanks IG
Winner of Inspector Gadget 2008 Bank account contest, thanks IG
"You are going to scam your passport page "
"CENTRAL BANK OF NIGER1A has scanned this email for viruses, vandals and malicious content."
"The Central Bank of Nigerian will put you in jail for life. You must return that money or you will face a brutal consequences."
"I KNOW U ARE JUST A TIME WASTER AND A BULL SHITTER."
"Hope you are not a joker because I don't waste my time and job on jokers"
"Time wasters are not authorized to contact us"
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irishemigrant
** REMEMBERED **
Joined: 22 Jul 2007
Posts: 4933
Location: 40*45' S 172* 34'E
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Mon Mar 21, 2011 7:15 am |
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^^ My kind of Baiter
Full marks |
_________________ SeniorNet NZ Local Branch ongoing workshops about internet scams
http://www.scamwarners.com/ For when you want to remember why we bait
Goodbye Mike (Paranoid) Friend, confidant, partner. Till we meet again.
Personal Message From The Axeman
<-- Because you have earned them. x8 a few x 13 |
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buried under 419 emails
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Oct 2003
Posts: 4747
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Mon Mar 21, 2011 7:34 am |
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So many things that baiting great!
Killing accounts, great!
Killing sites great!
Just doing both have its own rewards.
What I love the most are the excuses when you hit him with the baiters arsenal. I had a few break down in nonsensical gibberish. |
_________________ "my dear,
you realy made me a fool which i dont expected from you" mr malambo
"Any money you send to Africa to receive your payment is at your own risk " David Mark
over 1,000 fakes deaded since Oct 2005. This is my current rampage! x6 |
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GreyAmadeus
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 19 Jul 2010
Posts: 730
Location: Compu-Hyper-Global-Mega-Net
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Mon Mar 21, 2011 11:03 am |
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Having just killed my first website, I have to say this is my new favourite part. Bank account closures are also particularly satisfying. Oh, and also seeing the lads fraying round the edges as they get more and more frustrated with my pain-in-the-ass characters.
It's just all so good!
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_________________ x28 x46 x4 x2 x16 x2 x3 x2 x5 x3 x16
From: "you are the most important and special person in my life as far as this deal is concern"
To: "I ALREADY KNOW YOU ARE A BIG FOOL. I WILL APOLOGIZE ONLY FOR YOUR ASS AND BIG HEAD"
...in two weeks - Jean-Pierre
"We have had enough of these irregularities and we are not ready to play along with your antics anymore!" - Robert Lukman
"You are the biggest He Goat. You know what you need? Your Fat mama's ass...to feel good and normal" - also Robert Lukman (to Mr Gom3r) |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Posted:
Mon Mar 21, 2011 11:13 am |
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I like seeing the word salad that often results when the Lad is forced off script. |
_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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Terror Mask
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 24 Feb 2009
Posts: 892
Location: Guiding my lads to Cthulhu's lair.
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Mon Mar 21, 2011 2:21 pm |
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The nervous breakdown they have when I force them somehow to get to the starting point and wash, rinse, repeat
So far bouts of paranoia, trauma induced amnesy AND death worked pretty well |
_________________ I'm always reforming, MWAHAHAHAHA!
-Official President of the Phil & Chrys Fan Club-
I GOT YOUR MAIL RIGHT NOW BUT THE PAYMENT SLIP THAT YOU SEND TO ME DID NOT SHOW ANY SIGNAL - Barr. St3v3 Mus4 4g4w4
.......i need to know cuz i like to do thing to pleased my self ok - John (or Frank) Smith.
FOOL I DON`T CARE HOW MUCH YOU MAKE IN 3 DAY. GOD GO PUNISH YOU LITTLE RAT. BEAST LIKE UR FATHER.... FUCK YOU AND FUCK UR FAMILY... U MOTHERFUCTHER (Barr. Michael Rich) |
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Yabadabadoo
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 04 Jan 2008
Posts: 946
Location: In UK, behind my lad in the Moneygram queue
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Mon Mar 21, 2011 6:14 pm |
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Anything that pains the lads is great, but for me it's the dollar chop. I've read that lads are very superstitious so I have a GOMER+SATAN+666 email addy just for the chop.
Getting a reply like the siggy below really makes my day. |
_________________ lots
Send the money and stop this dragging thing you engaging yourself with the bank - Mrs Rose after 80+ emails
I WAS LIKE A LAUGHING STOCK IN MONEY GRAM OFFICE TODAY..I WILL NEVER GO THERE AGAIN - Barrister Bediako after four trips
The UN diplomat feel so embaranced going to Money Gram twice without receiving any money from Money Gram - Prince Zulusofola
You could have made the payment but you go turning a rev. Sister like me ups and downs forgetting that God is watching you - Sister Mary, charity scammer
He called himself Satan Gomer, is that name not evil? May God protect me and my work from him - Scammer Patrick meets Gomer, the Demon Dollar-chopper |
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Zapmaster
Wang Qin Baiter
Joined: 25 Jul 2004
Posts: 399
Location: Member in good standing of the Ayers Rock Surf Club
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Mon Mar 21, 2011 8:59 pm |
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I love it when they swallow your story so completely that they start repeating some of your own garbage back at you. |
_________________ Cheers,
the Zap
Current score:
[mask:1]Bruce Goanna[/mask:1] - 5.
[mask:1]Wang Qin[/mask:1] - 0.
Bank kills:
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Mon Mar 21, 2011 9:00 pm |
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Following on from Yabadabadoo - getting religious rants is fun; likewise when a Lad tries so earnestly to preach 'the gospel' on chat and things get bogged down thereby. |
_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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Leanne
Master Baiter
Joined: 27 Apr 2009
Posts: 204
Location: Ireland
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Mon Mar 21, 2011 9:05 pm |
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There's nothing quite like the abuse you get from the lads when they realise you've just wasted a load of their time. Watching them make spelling mistakes and get really angry / upset is hilarious. The dolla chop is great fun as well
I also like the frustration caused to the lads when my characters make mistakes or misinterpret what they say and do something completely different. |
_________________ x39 x1 x1 x1 x1
yoa need to set yourself on fire and burn so that there is no trace of your filth left to contaminate dey earth.
A MAD MAN WILL PREGNANT UR JUNIOR SISTER AND THE BABY WILL BE A MAD BASTARD LIKE U
O' BOY you are a PARARA, infact u are a big MUGU pooooooooor boy, common get away you baaaaaaaaaaaatard
u fit chop dollar u be dead man no worry i would come and flogg u in your dreams and make sure u put candel in your ass i would also light it up.
tunder go srike u very soon... dont pkay around with people u dont know. LAST WARNING!!
MAGA MUGU OLE ONYE OSHI OTELE |
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Wright B Hindyou
Elite Baiter
Joined: 11 May 2004
Posts: 1795
Location: Bangkok
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Tue Mar 22, 2011 10:59 am |
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There's nothing like a good death threat first thing in the morning..... |
_________________ "YOU ARE A DISGRACE TO HUMANITY" - Douglas Minning
"bastard like you, I will kill you with my hand, son of nobody. May your soul rust in help." - Titi Andrew
"I trusted you very much without knowing that you are a drug addit person" - Emma Bambara
"THIS YOUR BEHAVIOR IS IRELEVANT AND CROSPOLOS CARACTER" - Madam Clarrise Keita.
"you must speak beter because we dont train mad people in this company." - Incredible Self-Baiting Pastor Joe |
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