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Posted: Wed Feb 23, 2011 11:03 pm

Kinda. He put on 25 pounds to look like a cop in the movie Q&A back in 1990. Internationalchrysis has a small but pivotal role in the movie. I sent them this:

ETA: The Ditz gets Brian's life story:

Quote:

Am Brian Ramos Smith,Am 48yrs old....
Baby out of my own decision i have decided to put some words down for you so i
thought i will be 100% open and honest with you ....I want to tell you a little
about me..my dad is from Arizona ,my mom is from United Kingdom..I lived my earlier life in
United Kingdom with my parents and my lil sisters but when i was 13 years old i lost the
entire member of my family left alone with me and my sister to an Auto crash. It
was a very big shock for me as a kid but my moms parent really helped me to grow
so and they took care of me like i am their kids.My grand father was a really
great man and he thought me to be the man i am today.To some extent i can say i
am a good man and i don't think anyone will ever complain about me. Like my
Grand father used to say then, "experiences don't kill you,it makes you
stronger" Life for me has been so hard and i have been through a lot in
life.Having lost my family as such a young age it was just so difficult for me
but i did move and i have God and my grand parents to thank for that,I have
always believed that when there is life there is hope.

A couple of years after moving in with my grand parents,they moved to Cape Town
in South Africa where they own a personal construction company,It was during the
years of Apartheid and South Africa wasn't the best place to live at that time
but i did live there and i had a good growing years. After my Secondary /High
school we moved back to the united states. I entered the military through
Officer Training School in 1991, after receiving a degree in electrical
engineering from the University of Tennessee and having a certificate in
piloting,also attended the United States Military Academy at West Point.I have
commanded a fighter squadron,a specialized undergraduate pilot training group, a
fighter wing and an air expeditionary wing.I have also held leadership positions
on an operations crew,flight,training,standardization and evaluations, and
current operations.I have maintained combat mission ready status as an
instructor/evaluator in the battle
management,surveillance,identification,emergency actions,and data link
operations areas,supported the joint and coalition mission in Iraq with
expeditionary assignments to Baghdad International Airport,Balad Air Base and Al
Asad AB.I was the command senior sergeant for the 460th Space Wing at beale Air
Force Base,CA,before being deployed to Iraq and now redeployed to Afghanistan.

I met Kim alice my late wife in AZ in 95,I went to Miami for Vacation and we got
to meet,we became friends and soon we became lover.We were so in love,she made
me feel so happy and special.I am the kind of man that trust his Intuition so i
decided that i need no other woman but her and we got married in 96.She was
from Edinburgh in UK and after getting married to her we moved over to
Nashville,Tennessee.We had a really good life together and she was my life and
everything that matters.I loved her and she loved me.We had what you will call a
perfect relationship and we were so happy together.

Late 1998 my grand mother died and just about a 7 month later Jun 1999 i lost
my grand father too living me with with my sister on the surface of the
earth.His death was more of boredom and loneliness he simply didn't want to live
anymore since he lost my grand mother.They were happy together for 50 years.And
i really think i can understand that it was so hard for him to move with
life.After his death i lost something very important as he was my Role
Model,closest friend and i always went to him for advise.1999 Kim gave me the
best gift of my life,She gave me Sam i was the happiest man walking the earth on
that day.But this joy wasn't met to last as forever as Kim was diagnosed of
Terminal cancer in 2003.A battle that we fought for months,watching her die was
the worst thing that ever happened to me,Watching the one that you love go by
the day wasn't the easiest thing to do.

After 11 months she died leaving behind Sam and I.It was a very terrible thing
to go through in life,I felt it was the end of life and the world.I thought that
i had no reason to live for but when i look at Sam i certainly think i
have thousand reason to want to see the next day.I had to take care of Sam all
by myself.I had a miserable life and lonely life.Bringing up the my child alone
wasnt easy especially with the kind of my job.
After my term in here i have plans to move permanent to a good and standard
location so that i can bring my kid nearer to where i am.I have got plans to
retire after and hopefully i will set up an Engineering Company of my own. My
friend met his partner on the dating site and he was the one that encouraged me
to join this dating site.They have got a really happy life together now.Though
he is back in Afghanistan now, she is in the US and they have got a good life
together.My life hasn't been the best of life's but i can look back and say that all that
have happened to me in the past has helped me to be a better person.I will be
looking forward to get to know more about you.I just want you to know the man
that i am,I am not that kind of man that has all his interest on the outside
beauty.I feel its so important for the woman i will be with to have a good
heart,good family value,true love and honest too.That is what i call the inner
beauty which matter so much to me.I love the simple things of life like watching the sunset and walking and
holding hands with my special one by the beach.I love to swim and i try to keep
fit.All i want is to be with that woman that will share some much together.I
am not asking for too much.Just to be happy with the right woman.Hope this will
not change your mind against me and i will be looking forward to read from you
soon..I feel completely ready to move forward with life now and i am glad i did
join the dating site as that's where i have met the woman that has touch my
heart.

Cheer
Brian

ETA my reply

Quote:

My dear Brian,

Oooh Schnucki, did I mention I love a man in a Uniform? That's how I met Nick! He was an American soldier serving at Ramstein Air force base and I fell in love straight away. We married in Frankfurt, and when Nick left the military, he emigrated to Australia where he had friends and relatives. I know no-one almost no-one apart from my niece and Yalbraith is so remote, it sometimes gets very lonely here! Especially after soon to be ex husband Nick left me for a 19 year old...

Did I mention that I used to be a model back in my native Germany when I was younger? I made a lot of money back then (which I have hidden from Nick), and I like to believe I still look okay, even at 43.

I have no children (one of my few regrets in life), though I tend to treat my niece like she were my own. we do get along very well, and I think I may have mentioned that she set all of this up for me. I know nothing about computers, though I am thinking of taking a course in Goulburn.
I find myself looking forward to your letters, please write again soon

419Eater is my life Joined: 29 Sep 2010 Posts: 407

Wow, that's some life story
Parents die
Grandma dies
Grandpa dies
Wife dies

So, with the majority of his family now dead, who's watching the 12 year old son while he's in Iraq or Afghanistan or wherever?

Posted: Thu Feb 24, 2011 2:00 am

while he's in Iraqistan??? WU of course! they'll release him when we supply the MTCN!

Posted: Fri Feb 25, 2011 2:43 am

Brian the Brain writes back. Seems he wants me to get online and chat. No effing way:

Quote:

Hello how are you doing
Thanks for the message
Can you come online so we can have time to chat more am here waiting for you .
Brian cares

Brian may care, but I don't! From now on, I will always refer to him as Brain, after the robot "Brian the Brain" from season 2 of space 1999

ETA: My reply. I decide a bit of a slapping is in order:

Quote:

Dear Brain,

Don't I have to be online to write to you? Ich weiß nicht, was du meinst! Are we not chatting right now? Please explain what you mean, it sounds like you are making fun of my understanding of English! I do not take kindly to things like that, Nick used to do it all the time, and when we slit up his new boyfriend would also make fun of me

Please, do not treat me like Nick does, I do not think I could stand it!

Isn't love grand? Wink

here · Posted: Fri Feb 25, 2011 8:56 am

^^^^^^^
he's trying to get Nora to chat as well, shame it's a shared laptop in the care home - and Nora would never want that old b**tard Compo* find out about her new love!

not got to money part of his script (yet)

* yep, here's another victim for Sunshine to introduce to him, now I wonder if the lad can play a gay love format well for easy $? or is that too evil? nup, thought not Very Happy

Posted: Fri Feb 25, 2011 1:39 pm

I really think there's at least two guys running the identity. I'm running a low-level bait on him, and he swings from hot to cold and back like a weathervane in a cyclone. Half the time he's interested, and the other half he's ... not.

Also, I think the scammer who was using him to start with has gone elsewhere; I keep asking for documentation to go on with, and he keeps trying to get me to send the money without them. The thing is, the original scam had documents. Now he can't produce them. Has he lost the files, or are they on a different computer ...?

Posted: Fri Feb 25, 2011 1:41 pm

Lad sends this back. Notice he doesn't twig about being Brian the brain:

Quote:

Hello Kathrin how are you doing i have added you to my yahoo messenger so i will be waiting to chat with you

Will edit in The Ditz's (hopefully incredibly stupid) response soon. ETA the Ditz's response:

Quote:

My dear Brain,

I am sorry to say I have no idea what you are talking about! Was bedeutet, von Yahoo Messenger? Chat? Aren't we doing that already? You didn't answer my question from last time... As I said, Nick hurt so badly after he left me for another man! You wouldn't do that would you?

ETA: Seems Brian the brain is up. I get this back:

Quote:

Hello Kathrin am not here for games i want you to get yahoo messenger so we can chat online ......
How are you doing hope all is well with you.

I plan to make the ditz live up to her name Wink

ETA: Brian doesn't have much of a brain:

Quote:

Hello you can add me to your yahoo messenger so we can chat here online

I send this back:

Quote:

My dear Brain,

I do not know what this messenger thing you talk about is. I keep asking you for information, but you refuse to tell me! I think I will go have a drink

A couple of hours later Brian the brain sends this back:

Quote:

Sorry don't be mad at me .what am trying to tell you is this you will ask your friend to help you to do the yahoo messenger so we can both chat online .

Time for the ditz to hit the bottle Laughing

Quote:

Brain!!

My friends have no idea what you're talking about either! fuck ich bin betrunken. Schnucki, I am the only one in my friends who uses yah0o, apart from my niece and she is in Sydney and that's several hours away by car.

Priscilla says hi! Though she's had almost as much bubbly as I have tonight. Me and my friends ended up having a galpal night and it's 4.30am and we're drunk! God I wish you were here, I'd fuck your sexy brains out!

Posted: Mon Feb 28, 2011 8:23 am

A quick question: my little bait-ette is likely to soon become an email confrontation between my guy and a fake scammer who is attempting a dolla chop (sending my baiting persona threatening emails, trying to coerce her into sending him the MTCN, of course).

If anyone could send me some appropriate guyman insults and swearing and general snarly language, especially from someone who thinks he's marked out his territory to someone who's intruding ... this would make this bait a lot more entertaining ... Mr. Green

insults and more · Posted: Mon Feb 28, 2011 2:53 pm

^^^ Go to the Insult Mass-bait thread in the Publish forum, here.

Ten pages of the best insults ladland has to offer. Mix, match, randomly piece together, etc.

Posted: Tue Mar 01, 2011 12:41 pm

^^^^ Muchly appreciated.

Posted: Wed Mar 02, 2011 10:48 pm

I send him a fishing email to see if he's dumped me:

Quote:

My dear Brain,

I have asked Sabrina about this messenger thing you keep talking about and she says that "only pervs use it to try score with underage children". what does she mean by that? It sounds dreadful and maybe we should stick to email. What do you think?

He writes this back:

Quote:

Hello my darling Kathrin how are you doing long time i didn't hear from you hope you are doing fine where have you been since all this while i really missed your message i guess we should try to communicate on phone if you really want us to build a strong relationship which will last long .if you don't mind can we talk on phone?
I will like to hear your sweet voice .

Time to give him the phone number that will never work, and then tear him a new one for not ringing me Wink

ETA my reply:

Quote:

My darling Brain,

I missed you also. I partied too hard on the weekend with my gal pals, and paid for it the next day, my head was very sore. I spent Tuesday with Sabrina in Sydney, as it was one of the few days I wasn't in divorce court with Nick. Even now, I am in an Internet cafe in Goulburn, checking my mail during a break in proceedings.

As I have mentioned, Nick and I are fighting for control of the farm, he wants his boyfriend (did I mention Nick left me for another man?) to move in with him. I want to sell the farm and move closer to Sydney and my darling niece.

You want my phone number schnucki? But of course, it is <snipped but non existant>. I will be home later today

Posted: Wed Mar 02, 2011 11:53 pm

Just had a chat with Brian the Brain. I was supposed to be doing class work, but I wanted the opportunity to make him think I'd relented and installed messenger. Lad doesn't seem to understand yahoo has web messenger as well as plain messenger. Bolding and comments are mine:

Quote:

Thursday, 3 March, 2011
scammer (10:13 AM): <ding>
scammer (10:13 AM): hello
scammer (10:13 AM): tjis is brian
scammer (10:14 AM): <ding>

Kathrin (10:14 AM): schatzi!

scammer (10:14 AM): this is brian
scammer (10:15 AM): how are you doing

Kathrin (10:15 AM): you said, schnucki
Kathrin (10:15 AM): I am a bit frazzled (is that the word?)

scammer (10:16 AM): <ding>
scammer (10:17 AM): nope i didn't say that
scammer (10:17 AM): i said my name is brian
scammer (10:17 AM): did you remember me now?
scammer (10:17 AM): <ding> (well of course I do, but I needed to go to the loo)

Kathrin (10:19 AM): yes, if course I remember you
Kathrin (10:19 AM): schnucki is a german term of affection, like sweetie

scammer (10:20 AM): <ding> (I love how he uses the ding, which annoys the crap outta me. On webmessenger it doesn't work, I have neglected to mention that)
scammer (10:21 AM): ok love

Kathrin (10:21 AM): yes schnucki?

scammer (10:21 AM): i like that word
scammer (10:21 AM): am happy to have you here with me

Kathrin (10:21 AM): then I will use it more often my dear Brain

scammer (10:21 AM): how was your day
scammer (10:21 AM): who help you with the yahoo messenger?

Kathrin (10:22 AM): sabrina, I talked her into it on Tuesday
Kathrin (10:23 AM): I guess you must be an expert on this messenger thing
Kathrin (10:23 AM): this is my first time using it

scammer (10:23 AM): ok my love
scammer (10:24 AM): am happy to have you here

Kathrin (10:24 AM): wass ist das cute little face with the glasses? (The emoticons. I loathe them, I hope he does as well)

scammer (10:24 AM): did you get my email?

Kathrin (10:24 AM): I will check, one moment
Kathrin (10:25 AM): I have two from you today which one?

scammer (10:25 AM): both
scammer (10:25 AM): so how was your day
scammer (10:25 AM): how often did you come online

Kathrin (10:26 AM): I have just gotten online to check my mail. Court resumes in a few minutes

scammer (10:26 AM): love i will like to hear your sweet voice (Yeah, riiiight! Like THAT'S gonna happen anytime soon)

Kathrin (10:26 AM): I don't get online all that much, it was more of Nick's thing.

scammer (10:26 AM): i believe is the best way for us to love more
scammer (10:27 AM): ok

Kathrin (10:27 AM): I think this internet is where nick met his boyfriend. I wanted to see what the fuss is about

scammer (10:27 AM): hmmm
scammer (10:27 AM): did you believe in our love? (Ummm, NO! Unless you don't mind balding overweight middle aged men...)

Kathrin (10:27 AM): but of course
Kathrin (10:28 AM): I really must see what this cute little head with the glasses does
Kathrin (10:28 AM): (It's not here, but the first of the emoticons)

scammer (10:28 AM): thanks for that
scammer (10:28 AM): lol

Kathrin (10:28 AM): ooh, schnucki, it's SO cute

scammer (10:28 AM): am really here for your love

Kathrin (10:28 AM): (More emoticons)

scammer (10:28 AM): i will make you happy always

Kathrin (10:28 AM): just for you

scammer (10:29 AM): you look nice to me (Thanks, I'll pass that on to Nick Nolte as well)

Kathrin (10:29 AM):

scammer (10:29 AM): thanks
scammer (10:29 AM): can you send me more of your pics?

Kathrin (10:29 AM): thank you Brain, I think you're hot

scammer (10:29 AM): love did you still remember am working with US Army ?

Kathrin (10:29 AM): when I get home, I will send you one of modelling photos from when I was younger
Kathrin (10:29 AM): yes

scammer (10:30 AM): did you still remember am observing my deployment here in Afghanistan
scammer (10:30 AM): ok

Kathrin (10:31 AM): yes, it sounds very scary

scammer (10:31 AM): why love
scammer (10:31 AM): don't be scare
scammer (10:31 AM): all is well
scammer (10:31 AM): as long you love me i will never stop showing you true love

Kathrin (10:32 AM): Afghanistan is full of terrorists, they tell us that on the news! and you are fighting them
Kathrin (10:32 AM): Oh schnucki, I worry that they'll hurt you

scammer (10:32 AM): am here for peace keeping mission
scammer (10:32 AM): am tired of this place love
scammer (10:33 AM): i will love it if you can give me true love that will last long

Kathrin (10:33 AM): I can understand that, Afghanistan is a dangerous place
Kathrin (10:34 AM): when do you finish there?

scammer (10:34 AM): am fed up of this war zone
scammer (10:34 AM): babe i can apply for my vacation anytime
scammer (10:34 AM): cos my term is not yet time

Kathrin (10:34 AM): I don't mean that. when do you go home?
Kathrin (10:35 AM): Oh schnucki, I don't want to go, but I must. The court is about to go back into session. Did you get my phone number?

scammer (10:35 AM): i still have 3years to use here
scammer (10:36 AM): untill my term is end before i can go home

Kathrin (10:36 AM): I see
Kathrin (10:36 AM): schnucki, Brain. I must finish
Kathrin (10:36 AM): I love you Brain
Kathrin (10:37 AM): bye

This guy is SO full of it, I'm amazed he doesn't explode. I love how he was trying so hard to stick to script. I've decided to make it my mission to get him off it. more soon Wink

eta: He ends with: i love you too (he'll regret ever having met me, THAT is my mission)

Posted: Fri Mar 04, 2011 11:08 pm

I tell you what, this guy is lazy and/or ignorant of written English. (Well, okay. Nigerian scammer. Point.) I've fobbed him off with a bank check supposedly sent to the Middle East, but he's not reading my emails or picking up on my hints that I have more money for him to scam. I tell him, "the only way I can get more money is to dip into my uncle's bank account, what should I do?" and he doesn't even reassure me he will repay my uncle.

I think he's just skimming, looking for the bit where "I get the money" or "I don't get the money".

it's kinda frustrating. I've currently sent him to , but neither he nor his lad mates have bothered to even open it yet.

Mind you, it doesn't help that my friend, who was the reason I came back (she was being scammed) has since gone back to that same dating site, with a changed name but with the SAME PICTURES. So now he's accusing me of being a liar and wants to know where she is.

So of course I slapped him hard.

Maybe his ears will ring so hard he'll do what I tell him.

But god it's frustrating when they don't read what you tell them.

here · Posted: Fri Mar 04, 2011 11:47 pm

send him over I have time to piss him off with one of my characters

and the Sven collective could waste some more time Wink

Posted: Sat Mar 05, 2011 12:01 am

^^^^ PM sent.

Posted: Sun Mar 06, 2011 2:46 am

okies. The ditz just got the first of the lad money requests, which of course I'll totally ignore:

Quote:

Hello my love how are you doing how was the court ,i really missed you with all my heart i hope you missed me the way i do .i got your number but i can't called you like that you need to follow the military procedure before we can talk on phone .military just introduce this cos of the Taliban that track the conversation ,the military didn't allow us to make calls nor using of cam so if you want us to talk on phone you will need to register with the military telecoms they provide network all over the world for the convenience of military personnel .But you will be charge for the registration after the two conversation they will wire the money back to you.I hope you understand me love i can't wait to hear your sweet voice but if you are confused love you can ask me again but if you are ready for it you will just apply for the permission to speak with ssgt Brian Smith serving the US Army in Afghanistan .this is the contact address <snipped, but not yahoo>

Unfortunately, the ditz won't understand any of this. And it's time to send him the topless shot. I want this fucker so off script. ETA my reply. I also include a topless shot of internationalchrysis:

Quote:

My dear Brain,

Court has been amazing. It seems Nick's temper has gotten him into trouble after he assaulted a court officer. He is currently in Goulburn Jail awaiting his hearing. And I have been awarded the farm!

Priscilla, Mitzi, Sabrina and I have been celebrating since late Friday night. It is sunday now and I am checking my mail on Sabrina's iPhone (is that what it's called?). Anyway, we will be travelling to Sydney tonight and we are going to a nightclub Sabrina goes to a lot to continue our celebrations. I will have a drink for you Brain, in fact I will several glasses of bubbly with your name on it!

Tomorrow I will got to Goulburn to find a property evaluation expert to find oiut what the farm is worth. Nick paid $420,000 Australian dollars for it in 2005, it will be interesting to see what the property will be worth now.

Schnucki, I am so happy the court dramas are FINALLY over. As promised I have gotten Sabrina to attach a picture of me from my modelling days, I feel sexy when I see that shot, I hope you like it. I have to go schnucki, it's a several hour drive to sydney, I probably won't get home tonight. My dear Brain, I will let you know if I do

I hope he likes, it's never failed before... ETA: Seems he didn't buy the ditz's topless shot. Maybe he saw the "Junk in the trunk". Either way, he's not straying from script:

Quote:

Hello my lovely Kathrin how are you doing i got your email am very happy for you hope you are enjoying your day .did you missed me at all i really appreciate our chat the other day i want you to know how much am sincere to you i got your picture it was very lovely so when are you going to be chance so we can both have time for each other .i gave you one address i said you should send email to them about talking on phone that is how we can do that before talking on phone .i will be waiting to hear from you soon.Brian

I send him my reply (in German):

Quote:

Schnucki, ich bin so betrunken!

Wir sind mit einem so großen Zeit hier in Sydney, der Champagner fließt, die Musik ist laut (wir haben schon Lärm Beschwerden hatte und die Sonne hat noch nicht einmal gesetzt). Sobald es gesetzt hat, werden wir reisen, um Darlinghurst, wo wir Party im Nightclub Arq die ganze Nacht.

Ich wünschte du wärst hier, um mich zu begleiten! dir meine Liebe Sklave wäre, würde ich fick dich in jedem Raum des Hauses, zweimal!

Ich höre es gibt eine Menge von heißem Männer da, und mein betrunkener selbst freut sich auf herauszufinden. Ich habe diese Getränke für Sie war, schmeckte sie fantastisch!

In english it seems the ditz is a tad drunk:

Quote:

Schnucki, I am SO drunk!

We are having such a grand time here in Sydney, the champagne is flowing, the music is loud (we've already had noise complaints and the sun hasn't even set yet). Once it has set, we will travel to Darlinghurst, where we will party at Arq Nightclub all night.

I wish you were here to join me! you would be my love slave, I would fuck you in every room of the house, TWICE!

I hear there are a lot of hot men there, and my drunken self looks forward to finding out. I have had those drinks for you, they tasted fantastic!

Posted: Sun Mar 06, 2011 10:26 pm

Laddo sends the lamest message yet:

Quote:

Hello how are you doing hope to hear from you soon.

The Ditz is still in party mode:

Quote:

Schatzi,

You should have been here. It is 9am here in Sydney and I have still not returned home to Yalbraith. I do not wish to return to that depressing farm, I just want it on the market so that I can buy a property here in Sydney.

Sabrina picked up a guy and a girl and went home with them, she left me the keys to her house and her laptop. There are a cabinet full of unopened bubbly, do you think I should have some?

Schnucki, I think I might still be drunk from last night

ETA: I have a brainwave... It's time for Sabrina to join the fun. The ditz sends her this. I'll wait a bit before replying:

Quote:

'Brina,

This is my schnucki. Isn't he gorgeous! He is Afghanistan, which scares me, but he will finish his tour soon and will marry me once the divorce papers are in.

I am a lucky (and drunk) woman

Kathrin