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thomas-the-tank
Elite Baiter
Joined: 18 Aug 2007
Posts: 1087
Location: Wherever I want the lads to think I am
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Thu Mar 03, 2011 8:04 am |
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"FedEx" just told me that I should send money for my bank draft by Western Union. Of course, I've never heard of Western Union, living as I do in a tiny village in Japan called Tokyo, so I asked what it was:
FedEx Nigeria wrote: |
Western Union Money Transfer is Located in most post offices and Banks all over the World. All you have to do is to take the Receivers name, addresses and the amount you are sending to them.
They will immediately post the Money and it will only take minutes for us to receive it, so that we can continue with the delivery of your package immediately. The reason we chosed this medium is because it is safer and more reliable than Bank Account, more so we normally advise Customers that does not have a FedEx Account to use this medium. |
But I do have a FedEx Account - I've just written to tell them so. |
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windypops
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 Jan 2005
Posts: 6059
Location: Planet X
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Thu Mar 03, 2011 9:27 am |
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Sorry T the T, but I have to disagree. My current lad has told me how to proceed and WU comes up second best:
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I am in receipt of your response to my last email and all contents are well noted and understood to the best of my knowledge. In respect to your question on Western Union. Sending money via Western Union Transfer is fast and very easy with over 380,000 participating Agent locations worldwide. Apart from Banks, you can also find Western Union at places such as supermarkets, check cashers and convenience stores. Money can generally be available to your Receiver in minutes if you pay with cash at any participating Western Union agent in your locations.
Money can be received as cash.
So far, so good. But read on...
I will prefer you send the required fee via MoneyGram Money Transfer because the sending fee is cheaper and also fast and more reliable than Western Union. Hmm... I wonder why lads don't trust westy any more?
I advise you to proceed to any MoneyGram outlet in your location, tell them you are sending money to Lagos, Nigeria, Blah...blah...blah... |
There you have it straight from the horse's mouth. Of course I'll use westy for that very reason. |
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BRUIN
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Apr 2006
Posts: 11329
Location: Somewhere over the rainbow
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Thu Mar 03, 2011 6:01 pm |
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Alas, you are both wrong (and so are your lads!). The cheapest and most reliable fund transfer service is Federal Union Cash Wireless Internet Transfer Service (FUCWITS). It has a number of locations all over the world -- alas, there never seems to be one right where the mugu happens to be located - -they have yet to charge me a penny and I want you to know I have definitely gotten my money's worth!
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Morgain Le Fay
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Oct 2010
Posts: 5800
Location: Taking my new .38 special to the range
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Thu Mar 03, 2011 7:16 pm |
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^^^ I will have to remember to keep that in my back burner called "Pain for Lads", especially as I am an international wire transfer specialist for a deep southern private bank who specializes in using Deuzer's Magical wire transfer tricks. |
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Jim Morrison
Elite Baiter
Joined: 12 Mar 2010
Posts: 1848
Location: Taking a face from the ancient gallery
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Thu Mar 03, 2011 8:25 pm |
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you people are evil |
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Badgerbait
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jan 2009
Posts: 4507
Location: Winter spites...
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Thu Mar 03, 2011 11:22 pm |
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Thank goodness they use it on lads, hmmm? |
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TheDarkSpecter
Master Baiter
Joined: 06 Oct 2010
Posts: 113
Location: 4th igloo on the left, adjacent to dogsled parking
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Fri Mar 04, 2011 12:07 am |
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BRUIN wrote: |
... The cheapest and most reliable fund transfer service is Federal Union Cash Wireless Internet Transfer Service (FUCWITS). ...Bruin |
Thanks... I just soaked my monitor |
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...(snip) as you can not tell me that by now i am still a scam, because have already given you my word already. (Vincen*t Chen*g)
I want a situation where this money will be used in an ungodly Way.
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Morgain Le Fay
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Oct 2010
Posts: 5800
Location: Taking my new .38 special to the range
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Fri Mar 04, 2011 12:57 am |
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^^^ I hope that meant you dropped your beverage on the keyboard/monitor! |
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The Man
Baiting Guru
Joined: 11 Apr 2007
Posts: 2885
Location: La La Land
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Fri Mar 04, 2011 1:09 am |
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windypops wrote: |
Sorry T the T, but I have to disagree. My current lad has told me how to proceed and WU comes up second best: |
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Money can be received as cash. |
So in lad land money can now be received as cash??? What was is before? Bananas? |
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Baitsamurai
Baiting Guru
Joined: 30 Mar 2010
Posts: 2186
Location: in the mind of my pet-lad
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Fri Mar 04, 2011 1:19 am |
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Is there a receipt for Federal Union Cash Wireless Internet Transfer Service, would like to use it.
Maybe someone can give a subtle hint to deuzer |
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TheDarkSpecter
Master Baiter
Joined: 06 Oct 2010
Posts: 113
Location: 4th igloo on the left, adjacent to dogsled parking
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Fri Mar 04, 2011 2:16 am |
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Morgain Le Fay wrote: |
^^^ I hope that meant you dropped your beverage on the keyboard/monitor! |
Nope, spit it all over my monitor... I think I got some in my nose as well |
_________________ Dark Specter
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...(snip) as you can not tell me that by now i am still a scam, because have already given you my word already. (Vincen*t Chen*g)
I want a situation where this money will be used in an ungodly Way.
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Master
Baiting Guru
Joined: 29 Jan 2008
Posts: 2531
Location: AU
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Fri Mar 04, 2011 3:36 am |
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for those who are more technology savvy then this is the machine for you.
no more pesky trips to wu/mg/bank for nothing |
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thomas-the-tank
Elite Baiter
Joined: 18 Aug 2007
Posts: 1087
Location: Wherever I want the lads to think I am
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Fri Mar 04, 2011 5:15 am |
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@BRUIN - needless to say, I always prefer to pay by bank transfer. For this, you need the lad's bank's SWIFT and/or IBAN codes, and the FART (Foreign Asset Reception & Transmission) code is also necessary. Make sure the lad always goes to the bank and asks them for their FART code. |
_________________ "You body parts will picked on the scene of a fatal accident that you will be involved in seven days time"
"I hate associating with men who are camelions"
"I have knowledge in goats since i learnt that in way back in secondary institution."
"I have come to learn the world is pregnant."
"Besides i am on a GLOBAL ASSIGNMENT WITH THE UN, so be reasonable and leave insults"
"suck your blood untill you resemble stockfish"
x 3 x 2 x 2
Wole A x 4!! :
<= don't ask about the goat! |
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buried under 419 emails
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Oct 2003
Posts: 4747
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Fri Mar 04, 2011 6:21 am |
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Thomas fedex” people are really smart.. Uh haven’t you heard of Godzilla? Tokyo is a dangerous place with all them giant lizards running around. |
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you realy made me a fool which i dont expected from you" mr malambo
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windypops
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 Jan 2005
Posts: 6059
Location: Planet X
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Fri Mar 04, 2011 8:22 am |
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@ Bruin, We definitely need a F.U.C.W.I.T.S website and forms.
Reading through my lad's reply again, he points out that if I pay westy cash they can transfer right away.
My lad helpfully wrote: |
Money can generally be available to your Receiver in minutes if you pay with cash |
What if I pay by credit card or cheque? I wonder if they wait for the money to get into their bank account before they set up the transfer?
Could be a useful delaying tactic that. |
_________________ "No amount of semen donation will save this situation" Sanny Sanny
"We must disagree to agree" Raji Musa
If it's LADS you want. GoTo: http://www.yopmail.com/
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BRUIN
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Apr 2006
Posts: 11329
Location: Somewhere over the rainbow
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Posted:
Sat Mar 05, 2011 8:20 pm |
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Thomas - You still need a FART, even if you are a FUCWITS.
Bruin |
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Ivory Coast to Ghana by Margaret Don & Angus (WIMP) - approx 524 miles, round trip
Lagos to Ghana (WIMP) by Emanuel, approx 454 miles round trip
YOU CAN GO TO HAIL - Barrister Benard Koffi
YOU HAVE REALLY INCONVINSE THE CHAMBERS AND WE HAVE NEVER ENCOUNTER SUCH DIFICULTIES - Barrister Sinega Amah
I will not and will never link you up to someone that is reputable - Thomas Malcom
UR A FUCKING DESTITUTE. U WERE A DRAIN DUCK AND NOW U A SCAM FRAUDSTAR -- SMALL TIME 419. - Marcus Owen
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internationalchrysis
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Aug 2008
Posts: 3793
Location: Romancing the (Blood from a) stone!
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Sun Mar 06, 2011 5:04 am |
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if it isn't too urgent I could be up for making the f.u.c.w.i.t.s website. I have few other sites I need to get done, but ther's no reason why the couldn't be rejigged |
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Morgain Le Fay
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Oct 2010
Posts: 5800
Location: Taking my new .38 special to the range
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Posted:
Sun Mar 06, 2011 5:04 pm |
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I can do any needed forms. Just send me a PM or use the email tab at the bottom near the PM button. |
_________________ X42
Nash and 6 friends 488 Km within Ghana - bait with Agda (2012)
Safari Philip Ghana-Benin (bait w/Agda) 2013
x5
.edu's 260 reported
Click here to support 419Eater.com
US Dropbox
"You people are all Junks" - Miss E. Kabx
"Maybe you are insane as your so called sat..." Barrister Insane
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BRUIN
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Apr 2006
Posts: 11329
Location: Somewhere over the rainbow
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Posted:
Mon Mar 07, 2011 4:24 pm |
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Oh dear, it looks like I started something....
Bruin |
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Ivory Coast to Ghana by Margaret Don & Angus (WIMP) - approx 524 miles, round trip
Lagos to Ghana (WIMP) by Emanuel, approx 454 miles round trip
YOU CAN GO TO HAIL - Barrister Benard Koffi
YOU HAVE REALLY INCONVINSE THE CHAMBERS AND WE HAVE NEVER ENCOUNTER SUCH DIFICULTIES - Barrister Sinega Amah
I will not and will never link you up to someone that is reputable - Thomas Malcom
UR A FUCKING DESTITUTE. U WERE A DRAIN DUCK AND NOW U A SCAM FRAUDSTAR -- SMALL TIME 419. - Marcus Owen
<--- TS certified |
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