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luckey
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Sun Feb 27, 2011 12:55 am |
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Here's how it works: reliability engineers put the condoms on and have sex with specially designed test fixtures equipped with sensors that approximate erogenous zones. After five minutes, the fixture either falls asleep or lights a cigarette. If it's sleep, the condom is rejected. If it's the cigarette, they package up the condom and ship it. |
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A material which slows down neutrons after fission to speeds at which their probability for interaction with the fuel material is increased. |
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Bart Fargo
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Joined: 22 May 2010
Posts: 1605
Location: Free munchies for the cantaloupe masters
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Sun Feb 27, 2011 2:42 am |
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Bart does NOT have cable, even if BART did, would NOT stoop to the level of any show discussed here. BART is a BETTER PERSON than that!! |
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Fryer
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Joined: 15 Mar 2008
Posts: 2672
Location: Global Computer Mega Cafe
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Sun Feb 27, 2011 9:23 pm |
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| Here's how it works: reliability engineers put the condoms on and have sex with specially designed test fixtures equipped with sensors that approximate erogenous zones. After five minutes, the fixture either falls asleep or lights a cigarette. If it's sleep, the condom is rejected. If it's the cigarette, they package up the condom and ship it. |
That makes as much as sense as anything I could come up with...LOL!! |
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ParaNoid
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Mon Feb 28, 2011 3:03 am |
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Ok my, it looks like Luckey has gone into the witness protection program...
Maybe it was all of the talk about fire.  |
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Fryer
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Joined: 15 Mar 2008
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Mon Feb 28, 2011 4:11 pm |
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^^ Next, they'll start running all of his posts through a scrambler so no one can recognize his typing... |
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Cougar
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Joined: 16 Apr 2009
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Location: Curled up on the doctor's chair.
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Mon Feb 28, 2011 5:23 pm |
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| Maybe it was all of the talk about fire. |
He heard the ICEman was coming for him...
Hey luckey, try wearing one of those protectives! |
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Badgerbait
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Joined: 07 Jan 2009
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Mon Feb 28, 2011 6:52 pm |
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Hang on..those condoms are pre-used? Tested then packaged? AKKKKK!!!! |
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Cougar
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Joined: 16 Apr 2009
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Location: Curled up on the doctor's chair.
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Tue Mar 01, 2011 12:37 pm |
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^^ Don't worry about it Badgey. They wouldn't hold you anyway, my cuddly little stud-muffin. 
Still an improvement on the solid reusable ones of yore. And we all think 'wash and go' was a recent invention. |
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