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Posted: Mon Feb 28, 2011 10:23 pm

I think this gem deserves its own thread; you don’t receive such an email everyday Mr. Green

Quote:

Dear Fahad & Charles

Not picking my call is a clear indication of skepticism. Just yesterday Dr. Bruce called with a Ghana number that he is in Ghana and when I want to call the number, I found out that it was out of reach Laughing

Why you guys are playing fun with me and my colleague that travelled all the way Liberia to meet with you in Abidjan with all the promises that everything is safe and all provisions has been perfected for us during our three days stay.

We have over stayed our welcome and we are contemplating to leave today as soon as we receive funds from Liberia. And its unfortunate that western union and money gram is not working in this country. Now that we are here, we discovered that the city is tensed u with a lot of rebel activities.

Mr. Charles said that he will be meeting with us last Saturday but it was a typical lie. We do not receive any call from Mr. Charles until now. It seems that you guys are insensitive to our plight in Abidjan. I am blaming myself for trusting you in the first place. I refuse to compare the inconsistencies of Mrs.****** and ******* to this deal to our present correspondence. It was enough interpretation that you guys are not what you said you are.

As a matter of fact, I and Mr. John has made up our mind to go back to our station but we need to know where do we keep the sample that we brought to Abidjan because we can not take it back because of another custom charges that it may attract. We may rather keep it with the hotel or we may destroy it.

We spent our money to come here and while we are here, we are compressed to sell our valuables to sustain till this day. And you are aware that we do not know anybody in Abidjan before we set for the Journey.

Come to think of it, it marveled that since I talk about money business that you stopped answering my calls and the so called Dr. Bruce switched off his phone. It’s a pity. If only western union is functioning here, I would not have cause to ask you for assistance since I discovered that you are inconsistant.

I would appreciate that you send Charles number if you are real or better still tell me where to keep the sample Mica for you to pick up on arrival to Abidjan. Call me or better answer my calls as a matter of urgency. You must have heard that there were lot shootings in the town since Saturday night.

Regards

Moses Johnson

For more information about this lad, check this link
http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=196248

Well, I don't have Charles' number. Dr Bruce is in Accra following a girl he met in a nightclub and I'm in the north trying to find a new land for Mr Charles. This lad must wait, what's his problem?

IG thinks he should enjoy himself in Abidjan for a few days Mr. Green

Edit: Google thing!
Edit: Update!

Posted: Tue Mar 01, 2011 12:38 am

How nice for your lads. Liberia sounds particularly unappealing at any time to me, so to find out they have no Westy, even better. Sounds like a new holiday destination to me!

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We spent our money to come here and while we are here, we are compressed to sell our valuables to sustain till this day.

I thought they got robbed by the border guards?

Posted: Tue Mar 01, 2011 2:26 am

Yay!! Another stranded lad!

Posted: Tue Mar 01, 2011 4:17 am

You go subway!

Posted: Tue Mar 01, 2011 4:36 am

Quote:

Now that we are here, we discovered that the city is tensed u with a lot of rebel activities.

Quote:

You must have heard that there were lot shootings in the town since Saturday night.

There should be a special pith helmet for a safari into a war zone - one with a smoking hole through it. Very Happy

Posted: Tue Mar 01, 2011 5:11 am

Just fantastic, subway 1!!!

Thumbs up

Posted: Tue Mar 01, 2011 12:25 pm

Quote:

I refuse to compare the inconsistencies of Mrs. J B and C M to this deal to our present correspondence. It was enough interpretation that you guys are not what you said you are.

How DARE Moses question these two ladies! Twisted Evil

Mrs J B is in an unkown location, after having stolen the records of her firm.
Mrs C M was forced into early retirement by a vicious disagreement with that bitch, A D.
Inconsistencies, indeed!

Posted: Tue Mar 01, 2011 6:36 pm

Nice work Subway1! I hope the lad gets stuck there for a while longer Laughing

Trophy Videos · Posted: Tue Mar 01, 2011 7:04 pm

Well, I decided to repost what was last on the Mica thread, as interest seems higher here in Main Forum.

From Feb 27th:
Subway 1 asked me to call Moses this morning, and check on his condition, as Dr. Bruce. He sounds depressed. Listen to his sob story:

http://www.4shared.com/audio/eR-kuIED/MosesJohnsonMicaLadStreddedInA.html

I had to listen to that before my first cup of coffee this morning. It's gonna take me hours now to pick myself back up where I ought to be!
At this point, 21st Century Bastard is going to leave him in Abidjan, breaking all contact. If anyone else wants to "save him!" just contact Subway 1

Update! Feb 28th. A bunch of baiters were in a chat, and Subway asked
us to annoy the lads in some way. That gave me a brilliant idea! Smile

Do stredded lads get horny? NSFW Adult themes.
http://www.4shared.com/audio/CJd7LyOb/02StreddedMosesGetsSillySexCal.html

We called them back. We just gotta know. NSFW Adult talk!
http://www.4shared.com/audio/zv0az0P-/03StreddedMosesGetsSillySexCal.html

This morning, Subway 1 talked to Moses and John, while I listened in.

Call one- "Please call back, I have my wife on the other phone!" Bitchin' at John, most likely. Smile

http://www.4shared.com/audio/LbI85XOw/01March1CallToMoses.html

Call two- Attempts made to reschedule the meeting for tonight. John rants are Classic! This is must listening! The hypocrisy is appalling! Smile

http://www.4shared.com/audio/0D-8u0y9/02March1CallToJohnRant_09_01_A.html

Call3- I think Subway convinced them to stay one more night!

http://www.4shared.com/audio/dVzl0ACL/03March1LadsInAbidjanStaying_0.html

Great job, Subway! Another night in the Shooting Gallery of Abidjan. Smile

Posted: Tue Mar 01, 2011 11:53 pm

^^^ It was impossible to resist that nice email; you always respect lads who take the time to explain their agony in details Laughing

Posted: Thu Mar 03, 2011 6:26 pm

time to move him north or east, away from home.

He must keep hold of the mica sample though, that's his ticket to great riches.

Posted: Thu Mar 03, 2011 8:39 pm

Seems to be a lot of lads taking safaris via The Subway lately!!
Another great job!! Twisted Evil

Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2011 12:08 am

Update

Last contact with the lads was 6 days ago. I called them before they kicked off from Abidjan (did they?). For many reasons I can’t post this call now, however, that was the last contact. They stopped checking their emails; all their phones are switched off so IG stopped the bait temporarily .

Today, someone from Liberia called; he was so concerned about the lads and told me that their families are worried. Dr Bruce aka SlappHappy kindly called this man back
http://www.4shared.com/audio/tbvmDbMp/Lads_in_Ivory_Coast_got_lost.html

Apparently, the lads are in deep troubles.

A fresh video about the current crises in Ivory Coast
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PiUAnocqoMM&feature

Some news
http://allafrica.com/stories/201103080680.html

and this is a recent picture from Abidjan

For the records, the lads were aware of the situation before they travel. This is one of the their emails

Quote:

Dear Mr. Fahad,

Thanks for your mail though it came while i was away from Internet services. I traveled out of town to the mining site and just returned back today only to discover that you sent this mail since last Friday 11/02/2011.

However, I have few questions for you. Are you in Abidjan presently and can you call me on my mobile +23**** or +23*****.

How safe is Abidjan for me since there is a political unrest in the area. How do I guarantee my safety since it is widely believed that Liberian Machineries are aiding the violence in Ivory Coast? We are concerned about the safety of Abidjan and we are asking if there is another alternative country? Can I come in company of a representative for the mining area? Note that this business is all encompassing, a lot of involvement including the local chiefs and county attorney.

Moreover, we are preparing our traveling pass with Bureau of immigration to allow us to carry along the samples of the mineral on board. Also we request that you pay for our flight ticket in Abidjan and send to us immediately to proceed.

Also when will it be late to arrive Abidjan??

Regards

Moses *****

It was their choice, not ours. At least they will stop scamming for sometime.

Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2011 12:55 am

Sounds like things went from bad to worst.

Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2011 2:34 am

Most excellent, subway and IG! I could only wish I had the talent to get a lad stredded in such hash conditions! bow_down

Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2011 12:21 pm

Still nothing from the lad, might be time for Charles to phone the new contact, perhaps he'll travel to Abidjan to rescue Moses.

The bait hasn't stopped as such, other than he is stredded in hash conditions and brook. So no way of communicating with him. So his mate will have to surfer instead.

Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2011 12:27 pm

Lads going into war zones, tsk! Thumbs up

Subway1 you are a master!

Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2011 1:10 pm

Methinks we need a pith helmet with a target on it for such spectacular safaris.

Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2011 1:28 pm

^^^ I like that idea.

As for the lads as they are not Ivoreans and probably don't speak French well or at all I can imagine that the locals are not being too well disposed towards them at the moment, especially if rumours of "outside agitators" start going around.

Congratulations on inflicting some serious lad pain subway1

Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2011 2:12 pm

Not much makes me laugh more than a stredded lad. Nice work.

Elite Baiter Joined: 19 Jan 2009 Posts: 1440

Quote:

You must have heard that there were lot shootings in the town since Saturday night.

"political unrest" seems to be a bit of an understatement..

Nice picture, Subway. Perhaps the lads could use it as a postcard.

Posted: Thu Mar 10, 2011 3:25 am

I think they just took a vacation:

Posted: Fri Mar 11, 2011 10:39 am

I called the Lad back at home, he says he is the owner of the mine and that he still hasn't heard from Moses or his sidekick, last info was that they were somewhere down town and may be being held by the rebels at Boody camp (couldn't make that bit out clearly) He won't come to Abidjan to take Moses place.

Posted: Fri Mar 11, 2011 12:57 pm

"Dear Sir,
I write to you in anticipation that you can help me. I am being held by rebels and they say they will shoot me unless I can lay my hands on Ten Thousand (10,000) dollars US in a week. Please help me ..."

Mr. Green

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