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Terror Mask
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 24 Feb 2009
Posts: 892
Location: Guiding my lads to Cthulhu's lair.
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Fri Feb 18, 2011 2:40 pm |
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Just happened at work and had to share....
One of my colleagues was reviewing a client's data and lamented that his photo was too dark and blurred to show his face.
"He could be anyone, even a terrorist!" he said.
I automatically responded "Send him an antiterrorism form, make sure he fills it correctly and demand a pic with a sign saying 'I AM NO TERRORIST' ".
Everyone was looking at me like this ->
(yes, I'm a slacker ) |
_________________ I'm always reforming, MWAHAHAHAHA!
-Official President of the Phil & Chrys Fan Club-
I GOT YOUR MAIL RIGHT NOW BUT THE PAYMENT SLIP THAT YOU SEND TO ME DID NOT SHOW ANY SIGNAL - Barr. St3v3 Mus4 4g4w4
.......i need to know cuz i like to do thing to pleased my self ok - John (or Frank) Smith.
FOOL I DON`T CARE HOW MUCH YOU MAKE IN 3 DAY. GOD GO PUNISH YOU LITTLE RAT. BEAST LIKE UR FATHER.... FUCK YOU AND FUCK UR FAMILY... U MOTHERFUCTHER (Barr. Michael Rich) |
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Ezio
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 03 Nov 2010
Posts: 903
Location: Munching vegetables and hopping around
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Fri Feb 18, 2011 2:42 pm |
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I would have liked to see that.
And I hope you don't work for IBM. |
_________________
X 1 from team baits (thank you, bait_my_hook!)
X 5 on my own
X 20 Japan massbait
X 2 Peckam massbait
X 16
¨HOW DEER YOU INSULT YOUR FATHERS AGE IN SUCH AN INDISPEAKABLE MANNER? .... YOU WILL ROAST LIKE A ROASTED GOAT. FROM WHICH YOUR ACHES WILL NOT BE AVAILABLE FOR THEE USE OF YOUR BURIAL....YOU TOOTHLESS BOO DOG STEPPING ON MY TOES..... YOU ARE A REJECTED CHILD OF YOUR PARENT AND A BASTARD WHO HAVE NO DIRECTION IN GHANA" (Mr. K. Smith)
"MARK MY WORD. YOU CAN'T LIVE BEYOND THIS MONTH....the only condition that what am saying will not happend this month is if you are not a guy man."(ASEM'd insult lad) |
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chambon
Banker Spanker
Joined: 15 Feb 2011
Posts: 564
Location: somewhere in GMT+1
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Fri Feb 18, 2011 3:26 pm |
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Bahahahaha made my day! |
_________________ x8
x127
Don't think I'm gone, I'm busy RL atm
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Mortal
Baiting Guru
Joined: 02 Jul 2009
Posts: 3473
Location: Smarter than your smartphone™
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Fri Feb 18, 2011 3:54 pm |
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I've noticed I'm trying to get in control in regular emails...
Also I'm gaining a little of "It's not my fault, I've done everything possible to make it, it's your fault it didn't work out" approach. |
_________________ x87 x5
Ugly Duckling with Mountain Goat and Osazee : Cameroon -> Nigeria
Paul with Just Cold: Benin -> Lagos -> Abuja
George: Accra -> Togo I really want to do business with you, because i know you are an Angel send to rescue me by God.
x6
GOD PUNISH YOU, GOD PUNISH YOU, GOD PUNISH YOU. Mr. Olisa
Every night a phonecall from you, you talk rubbish. Mr. Olisa
Juan's hidden fries! |
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Otterfan
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Mar 2007
Posts: 2481
Location: UK -- land of otters and non-otters
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Fri Feb 18, 2011 5:09 pm |
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My baiting life has leaked into my real life quite a few times. Someone asks me to do a job that I really really REALLY do not want to do, but I say yeah okay. And then... delays. Excuses. All benign, but all just to keep putting off the inevitable time when I have to get that task started. |
_________________ PARVA QVOQVE PARS ESSENTIAE LVTRAE SVPERARI NON POTEST
"I have to sale something now to be able to drink water." -- Alice Idris on safari in Cotonou
"why did you waste my time like this why." -- US Army Captain William D Swenson
<--TS certified.
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Badgerbait
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jan 2009
Posts: 4507
Location: Winter spites...
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Posted:
Fri Feb 18, 2011 9:06 pm |
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Just wait until a really good drunk has you doing ladspeak in your native accent...it just sounds even more foolish. |
_________________ I have arrived in Moscow. Has gone to bank and to me have told that there is no such transfer for me!!!!
What does it mean? You played with me? If it so that you very much the cruel man and I am assured of that that the god will see your cruelty.
Explain to me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - Alena Byk0va
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We are Karma's soldiers.
<a href="/forum/donate.php">Mugu Gold</a>
I must be cruel, only to be kind:
Thus bad begins and worse remains behind. -Hamlet, scene iv
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Mortal
Baiting Guru
Joined: 02 Jul 2009
Posts: 3473
Location: Smarter than your smartphone™
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Posted:
Fri Feb 18, 2011 9:40 pm |
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^^ Please call me on skype, when that happens
ill do the same for you |
_________________ x87 x5
Ugly Duckling with Mountain Goat and Osazee : Cameroon -> Nigeria
Paul with Just Cold: Benin -> Lagos -> Abuja
George: Accra -> Togo I really want to do business with you, because i know you are an Angel send to rescue me by God.
x6
GOD PUNISH YOU, GOD PUNISH YOU, GOD PUNISH YOU. Mr. Olisa
Every night a phonecall from you, you talk rubbish. Mr. Olisa
Juan's hidden fries! |
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Connie L. Gus
Moderator
Joined: 07 Oct 2005
Posts: 7243
Location: Somewhere over the rainbow
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Fri Feb 18, 2011 9:58 pm |
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I was sitting in the boss's office and she's reading me this long rant from another VP. She asked me how she should respond and I told her to respond "OK". She did. |
_________________ x8
LISTEN TO ME WHAT DO YOU TAKE ME FOR ONE OF THOSE CHEAP CROOK OR WHAT -tobi donito
-a few,
LISTEN I CAN NOT TAKE YOUR SHIT ANY LONGER WE HAVE WHROTE A PETITION AGAINST YOU TO THE FBI WITH ALL OUR EVIDENCE YOU ARE INTO PROSTITUTION,DRUG DEALING, FORGERY, CREDIT CARDS FORGRY WESTEN UNION FALSIFICATION,DRUGING MEN,COMMETING MURDER, STEALING, DRUNCARD, ALL THIS WE HAVE THE EVIDENCE TO PROOF OUR CASE AGAINST YOU.-Johnson Hill
I am not finding it any funny...Henry A., Lagos, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin, WIMPed
I am stranderd. Henry A. Lagos to Accra, WIMPed for 67 days.
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ParaNoid
** REMEMBERED **
Joined: 12 Sep 2006
Posts: 5123
Location: Looking for Steward.
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Sat Feb 19, 2011 1:48 am |
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That is hilarious Connie. I too believe that a simple "okay" is the best response to any long rant... |
_________________ Gold Coins here
x 4 <b>Looking for a Mentor? Click here</b>
"If I get mad at you, please just understand me. I am just being ParaNoid because I love you so much." - unknown
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Sat Feb 19, 2011 2:42 am |
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jose_cuervo
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Mar 2006
Posts: 8175
Location: Packing Vaseline in my frilly boots, I can’t help if it gets in other places.
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Sat Feb 19, 2011 3:06 am |
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I'd say that baiting has taken my (previously exceptional) procrastination skills to world class levels. I'll elaborate later. |
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“I guess a man is the only kind of varmint sets his own trap, baits it, and then steps in it.” ~ John Steinbeck |
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leonsumbitches
Elite Baiter
Joined: 15 Oct 2010
Posts: 1046
Location: I'm out there, where every man wants to be
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Sat Feb 19, 2011 4:37 am |
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Baiting has turned me into the Dude, where previously I was mostly Walter. |
_________________ I DON'T. Buy the tomatoes with. The stems. On them. They don't. Degrade. They go. Down the sink. And into the WATER. Then. They get lodged in the throats of little. OTTERS.
GYV::Tanstaafl::Abiga::Game-theory::Church-Sites
x 18 (10 from Tanstaafl baits) x 5 x 2 x 2
SW Bait - Cl3tus Orof3 Accra->8auchi->Accra->Lagos, co-bait with Nowhere Man, Bravo, The Dane & psychicbait
insults and more
How to kill a Badger |
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Morgain Le Fay
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Oct 2010
Posts: 5800
Location: Taking my new .38 special to the range
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Sat Feb 19, 2011 5:46 pm |
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Baiting has saved me from writing another screenplay and sending to a former classmate who is a Hollywood producer................although I just may have the makings of another screenplay! |
_________________ X42
Nash and 6 friends 488 Km within Ghana - bait with Agda (2012)
Safari Philip Ghana-Benin (bait w/Agda) 2013
x5
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"Maybe you are insane as your so called sat..." Barrister Insane
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Fryer
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 Mar 2008
Posts: 2672
Location: Global Computer Mega Cafe
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Posted:
Sun Feb 20, 2011 8:01 am |
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I had to work with a guy for awhile who had been promoted way beyond his level of incompetency. I just started answering all of his emails with the initial phrase of:
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Your email has been received and it it is well noted.
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Fortunately, he's since been moved sideways, out of the way of any real progress. He never caught on to what I was saying... |
_________________ x 710 x N x 2 Click here for a Sure Fire Pith Helmet Modality
YOU ARE A MOTHERFUCKER SCUMBAG AND AN EMPTY VESSEL
FUCK YOU AND YOUR ENTIRE FAMILY . YOU ARE SATAN. YOU ARE ANTI-CHRIST
guy nawaaa for you oooh |
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buried under 419 emails
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Oct 2003
Posts: 4747
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Sun Feb 20, 2011 8:44 am |
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@Terror Mask Just a photo? No safari? You must bait even more. |
_________________ "my dear,
you realy made me a fool which i dont expected from you" mr malambo
"Any money you send to Africa to receive your payment is at your own risk " David Mark
over 1,000 fakes deaded since Oct 2005. This is my current rampage! x6 |
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TheFae
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 Jun 2009
Posts: 14295
Location: Playing Space in the Street - DECENT!
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Posted:
Sun Feb 20, 2011 8:55 am |
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I just want to slap the world into submission.
Back to my reports now... |
_________________ x 4 x 5 x 6
x 3,000+
GO GOLD! **CLICKY**
"This is really bad"
"my account has been disable and can not sell anymore and this is all i live on" |
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Caligula
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 May 2009
Posts: 4774
Location: Growing old
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Sun Feb 20, 2011 9:33 am |
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Hi, my name is Caligula, but friends may call me "the world".
On another note, not so long ago I was being harassed by a spammer. The same guy, every time. I traced down his domain, found about 50 others lined up to use for spamming, and sent him a little note:
"Listen kid, you've annoyed me long enough now. One more mail, and you'll regret it."
The mail came.
His domains went.
Never received any of his ads again |
_________________ x 600+ (gave up counting long time ago)
x3
Going Gold?
Post scripts at scamwarners!
Kill a fake site today! |
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Pastor Frank
Baiting Guru
Joined: 31 Jan 2007
Posts: 12237
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Posted:
Sun Feb 20, 2011 2:07 pm |
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leonsumbitches wrote: |
Baiting has turned me into the Dude, where previously I was mostly Walter. |
Mark it a zero!
(best scene in the movie) |
_________________ "Father Juan are sure that you are man of God,because your behaviors showed you as unbeliever" -Mary R |
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TheDane
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Aug 2010
Posts: 5194
Location: Meanwhile, somewhere else...
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Posted:
Sun Feb 20, 2011 2:19 pm |
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Bating has turned me into Big Daddy. I just need my Hit-Girl, and the lads will never see the end of it.
Baiting also geographically shifted my social life from Scandinavia to West Africa... seems I have more contact with lads than friends these days. |
_________________ x122 x3 x2 x2 x13
Trafalgar Square 2013
Goat Milk Lad 2012-13:
Lagos-Ouagadougou-Arbinda Warri-Yaoundé
I AM A FOOL AND I AM SO DISAPPOINTED - Brother Okei AKA Goat Milk Lad
I do not wish my enemy what I have experienced and this humiliation you are putting me through - Rushforth (on behalf of Dharma & Dr Mike) |
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Mortal
Baiting Guru
Joined: 02 Jul 2009
Posts: 3473
Location: Smarter than your smartphone™
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Sun Feb 20, 2011 2:22 pm |
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^^^ I rarely recieve emails. Most the time, I'm exchanging emails with lads only. |
_________________ x87 x5
Ugly Duckling with Mountain Goat and Osazee : Cameroon -> Nigeria
Paul with Just Cold: Benin -> Lagos -> Abuja
George: Accra -> Togo I really want to do business with you, because i know you are an Angel send to rescue me by God.
x6
GOD PUNISH YOU, GOD PUNISH YOU, GOD PUNISH YOU. Mr. Olisa
Every night a phonecall from you, you talk rubbish. Mr. Olisa
Juan's hidden fries! |
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Zapmaster
Wang Qin Baiter
Joined: 25 Jul 2004
Posts: 399
Location: Member in good standing of the Ayers Rock Surf Club
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Posted:
Sun Feb 27, 2011 1:18 am |
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@Caligula: Classic. Bet he didn't know what hit him. |
_________________ Cheers,
the Zap
Current score:
[mask:1]Bruce Goanna[/mask:1] - 5.
[mask:1]Wang Qin[/mask:1] - 0.
Bank kills:
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bravo95
Elite Baiter
Joined: 08 Aug 2010
Posts: 1990
Location: Wouldn't you like to know...
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Sun Feb 27, 2011 2:43 am |
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Baiting has taught me to scan through long RL emails ignore questions asked of me and simply reply "I'm interested please tell me more". |
_________________ Trophies!
Off to see the wizard!
Shortstuff
Brother Mike co-bait with NWM : Agbor, Nigeria to Douala
Brother Mike again with the help of Juan and Allst@R : Agbor to Abuja
Pastor Clet Star Wars Safari Accra-Bauchi Co-Bait with NWM and the Rebels
Justice my He@vy Elecric1ty lad Accra to Tamale with the help of Alls@r and Juan
Operation "Lagos spy"
The Dynamic Dumbasses |
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TheFae
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 Jun 2009
Posts: 14295
Location: Playing Space in the Street - DECENT!
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Sun Feb 27, 2011 9:09 am |
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I was asleep night before last, capering with fairies and unicorns and elves -- the usual -- when a browser window opened and the banner didn't match the site's name. I bolted upright and yelled at the dog (she was next to me) about a template copy -- she looked at me as if to say, "WTF?"
I think it hideous that these fraudstars intrude in my dreams. My dog would like an apology.
I still want to slap The World into submission. Totally. |
_________________ x 4 x 5 x 6
x 3,000+
GO GOLD! **CLICKY**
"This is really bad"
"my account has been disable and can not sell anymore and this is all i live on" |
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Zapmaster
Wang Qin Baiter
Joined: 25 Jul 2004
Posts: 399
Location: Member in good standing of the Ayers Rock Surf Club
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Sun Feb 27, 2011 2:02 pm |
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Five years on, I still look at forms closely to see if they've been rigged up in Photoshop, and occasionally mentally calculate how I could forge them myself.
It's depressingly easy. |
_________________ Cheers,
the Zap
Current score:
[mask:1]Bruce Goanna[/mask:1] - 5.
[mask:1]Wang Qin[/mask:1] - 0.
Bank kills:
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luckey
Moderator
Joined: 25 Jan 2007
Posts: 5672
Location: Check the lost and found
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Posted:
Sun Feb 27, 2011 11:21 pm |
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There is a show at the Museum of Art and Design in NYC featuring work by African artists. One incredible piece is a tapestry made from over a hundred thousand beads that were rolled up from small scraps of leftover Obama campaign fliers. The artist, who lives in the states, organized the production of the piece entirely via email.
My first thought? Amazing trophy. |
_________________ Moderator: \ˈmä-də-ˌrā-tər\: noun
A material which slows down neutrons after fission to speeds at which their probability for interaction with the fuel material is increased.
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