Author |
Message |
leonsumbitches
Elite Baiter
Joined: 15 Oct 2010
Posts: 1046
Location: I'm out there, where every man wants to be
|
Posted:
Wed Feb 23, 2011 6:07 am |
|
An hour ago, my laptop suffered a catastrophic harddrive failure out of the blue. This happened once before. That time, way back in college, I spent a few hours curled up in a fetal position in my own personal The Crying Game. I reenacted Requiem for a Dream continuously until I got my computer fixed. I think at one point I saw my laptop crawling across the ceiling. That was in my younger and more vulnerable years, before I had discovered nicotine.
This time, I handled it better. I calmly jammed four cigarettes into my mouth, lit them all, then inhaled half of them with one drag.
I held my breath for a minute, then let it loose with a bloodcurdling scream.
Tried Knoppix and BackTrack, they couldn't read it at all. Quick diagnosis: the motor had burned out.
I smoked a few more cigarettes in the next few nanoseconds, then realized I was devolving. I could feel my brow noticably thicken, and my knuckles felt more ape-like.
I hurled the now empty pack of cigarettes with enough force to kill an innocent bystander in Perth, then remembered that I have a computer I'm storing for a friend.
After spending half an hour running through the streets wearing my underwear on the outside (not stopping a single crime, but doubtless inciting a few), I decided to dust it off and try it.
I am now on Windows, for the first time in many years. It is blunting the trauma in much the same way a stick of bubblegum may temporarily ease the withdrawal from a serious heroin addiction.
The next few days will be busy replacing parts, screaming in incoherent frothing rage at the universe, and recompiling kernels. There will be blood.
Only after a suitable Stage 1 Gentoo install, countless tweaks, and a goat sacrificed to Richard Stallman, will the blood demons be calmed.
Things were going quickly out of control. |
_________________ I DON'T. Buy the tomatoes with. The stems. On them. They don't. Degrade. They go. Down the sink. And into the WATER. Then. They get lodged in the throats of little. OTTERS.
GYV::Tanstaafl::Abiga::Game-theory::Church-Sites
x 18 (10 from Tanstaafl baits) x 5 x 2 x 2
SW Bait - Cl3tus Orof3 Accra->8auchi->Accra->Lagos, co-bait with Nowhere Man, Bravo, The Dane & psychicbait
insults and more
How to kill a Badger |
|
|
|
irishemigrant
** REMEMBERED **
Joined: 22 Jul 2007
Posts: 4933
Location: 40*45' S 172* 34'E
|
Posted:
Wed Feb 23, 2011 7:14 am |
|
I find is a great help
It may not solve the problem, but it makes the problem disappear |
_________________ SeniorNet NZ Local Branch ongoing workshops about internet scams
http://www.scamwarners.com/ For when you want to remember why we bait
Goodbye Mike (Paranoid) Friend, confidant, partner. Till we meet again.
Personal Message From The Axeman
<-- Because you have earned them. x8 a few x 13 |
|
|
|
music man
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Sep 2005
Posts: 14807
Location: East Harlemshire , yo!
|
Posted:
Wed Feb 23, 2011 8:02 am |
|
Quote: |
I am now on Windows, for the first time in many years. |
I hope its running ME. |
_________________ x2 x2 x104 x213 x4 x20 x4 x2 x1 x2 x2 x2 x2 x2 x13
You will rot in jail.watch your back- any shadow could be mine ! YOU ARE VERY EASY TO TRACK IN YOU NEIGHBOURHOOD ! DRUNKARD AND A SCUMBAG LIKE YOU!
mike lawrence (cheque scammer)
Go fuck your dead parents asshole!!!How can a deaf fool make clean money..The money that you have will never be spent on anything reasonable.
So fuck off..dont reply me again until the cops get your stinking ass...
Lyord Melson- cheque scammer
$4.002million and £214K in fake cheques taken out of circulation. (updated May 2009)
|
|
|
|
chambon
Banker Spanker
Joined: 15 Feb 2011
Posts: 564
Location: somewhere in GMT+1
|
Posted:
Wed Feb 23, 2011 8:11 am |
|
Ewww! Winblows! Disgusting! (my opinion, don't shoot me ) Linux Mint 9 XFCE edition <3
Sorry to hear leon and ooooo Gentoo, been dying for quite some time to try that,, but I'm not smart enough to customize all this |
_________________ x8
x127
Don't think I'm gone, I'm busy RL atm
<a href="/forum/donate.php">[Click here to become a super-baiter]</a> |
|
|
|
Slightlyoutofit
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Feb 2007
Posts: 14310
Location: Foraging for Nuts.
|
Posted:
Wed Feb 23, 2011 9:09 am |
|
^^
I don't think I've ever read the word "Windows" without someone posting about how great Linux is, a couple of sentences later.
Now all we need is someone to post about how Macs are better than PCs and we've got the set. |
_________________
God will see you true for all this you have done to me you bastard. - Collins Kalu
MAY THE HAND THAT TYPE ON KEYBORD BECOME STRICKEN AND TRANSMIT VIRUS TO YOU ENTIRE BODY. - Dr Linda Akeem
oh what a mess its time cabbage punks like u will be expose for trully what they are. - David Cole |
|
|
|
chambon
Banker Spanker
Joined: 15 Feb 2011
Posts: 564
Location: somewhere in GMT+1
|
Posted:
Wed Feb 23, 2011 9:13 am |
|
Which one do you prefer Slightlyoutofit? |
_________________ x8
x127
Don't think I'm gone, I'm busy RL atm
<a href="/forum/donate.php">[Click here to become a super-baiter]</a> |
|
|
|
Slightlyoutofit
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Feb 2007
Posts: 14310
Location: Foraging for Nuts.
|
Posted:
Wed Feb 23, 2011 9:30 am |
|
I survive without either.
I use this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPPBzmn6Fh4 |
_________________
God will see you true for all this you have done to me you bastard. - Collins Kalu
MAY THE HAND THAT TYPE ON KEYBORD BECOME STRICKEN AND TRANSMIT VIRUS TO YOU ENTIRE BODY. - Dr Linda Akeem
oh what a mess its time cabbage punks like u will be expose for trully what they are. - David Cole |
|
|
|
chambon
Banker Spanker
Joined: 15 Feb 2011
Posts: 564
Location: somewhere in GMT+1
|
Posted:
Wed Feb 23, 2011 9:33 am |
|
You wish |
_________________ x8
x127
Don't think I'm gone, I'm busy RL atm
<a href="/forum/donate.php">[Click here to become a super-baiter]</a> |
|
|
|
bait_my_hook
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 03 Aug 2010
Posts: 858
Location: God's own county, UK
|
Posted:
Wed Feb 23, 2011 9:40 am |
|
^^^^^^^^
SOOI what this post needs is a "Don't feed the trolls" sign
oops! you already did |
_________________ x lots x few x3
Mass Clown Bait 2011 HERE: clownsX5 cupidsX3 fishers-of-menX1 baptismX1 bunnyX1 circus-skillsX2
Nativity 2011 bait (with lots of goats) is here
----------------------------------------
AMU NNA GI = YOU BIG COCK
Am not comfortable with this western union thing any more - Kelvin Smith
...i will get you down you asshole f*cking shit - Tom Bruce the hitlad |
|
|
|
leonsumbitches
Elite Baiter
Joined: 15 Oct 2010
Posts: 1046
Location: I'm out there, where every man wants to be
|
Posted:
Wed Feb 23, 2011 12:05 pm |
|
Chambon, try Sabayon. It's a very user-friendly Gentoo. Basically, it's exactly like Ubuntu/Mint if you never want to open a terminal, but underneath it's still raw Gentoo.
Slightly: even then, you just know someone will be bitching at you for not preferring NebuchadnezzarOS over ZionOS.
All I'll say is that Unix is the only operating system ever invented.
Everything else, from Minix to Windows, is just Unix with various levels of speech impediment. |
_________________ I DON'T. Buy the tomatoes with. The stems. On them. They don't. Degrade. They go. Down the sink. And into the WATER. Then. They get lodged in the throats of little. OTTERS.
GYV::Tanstaafl::Abiga::Game-theory::Church-Sites
x 18 (10 from Tanstaafl baits) x 5 x 2 x 2
SW Bait - Cl3tus Orof3 Accra->8auchi->Accra->Lagos, co-bait with Nowhere Man, Bravo, The Dane & psychicbait
insults and more
How to kill a Badger |
|
|
|
chambon
Banker Spanker
Joined: 15 Feb 2011
Posts: 564
Location: somewhere in GMT+1
|
Posted:
Wed Feb 23, 2011 12:17 pm |
|
Thanks Leon, I'll have a look at it, I might try Gentoo someday soon, if I have time
How's your new installation going? Started yet? |
_________________ x8
x127
Don't think I'm gone, I'm busy RL atm
<a href="/forum/donate.php">[Click here to become a super-baiter]</a> |
|
|
|
leonsumbitches
Elite Baiter
Joined: 15 Oct 2010
Posts: 1046
Location: I'm out there, where every man wants to be
|
Posted:
Wed Feb 23, 2011 12:40 pm |
|
^^^ No, still waiting on getting a replacement hard drive. Maybe a hybrid, this time. SSD's have tremendous MTBF's. |
_________________ I DON'T. Buy the tomatoes with. The stems. On them. They don't. Degrade. They go. Down the sink. And into the WATER. Then. They get lodged in the throats of little. OTTERS.
GYV::Tanstaafl::Abiga::Game-theory::Church-Sites
x 18 (10 from Tanstaafl baits) x 5 x 2 x 2
SW Bait - Cl3tus Orof3 Accra->8auchi->Accra->Lagos, co-bait with Nowhere Man, Bravo, The Dane & psychicbait
insults and more
How to kill a Badger |
|
|
|
music man
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Sep 2005
Posts: 14807
Location: East Harlemshire , yo!
|
Posted:
Wed Feb 23, 2011 2:56 pm |
|
I think you'll find our furry admin uses the kit shown below
|
_________________ x2 x2 x104 x213 x4 x20 x4 x2 x1 x2 x2 x2 x2 x2 x13
You will rot in jail.watch your back- any shadow could be mine ! YOU ARE VERY EASY TO TRACK IN YOU NEIGHBOURHOOD ! DRUNKARD AND A SCUMBAG LIKE YOU!
mike lawrence (cheque scammer)
Go fuck your dead parents asshole!!!How can a deaf fool make clean money..The money that you have will never be spent on anything reasonable.
So fuck off..dont reply me again until the cops get your stinking ass...
Lyord Melson- cheque scammer
$4.002million and £214K in fake cheques taken out of circulation. (updated May 2009)
|
|
|
|
iMike
Elite Baiter
Joined: 21 Jan 2005
Posts: 1371
Location: Ministry of Serendipity
|
Posted:
Wed Feb 23, 2011 3:17 pm |
|
Should've bought a Mac - they're far better than PC's |
_________________ --
x2
"you have luke worm in your brain" - Ekaetta Bello
"invite me to your country and let me clearify your legitimacy asshole" - Mose5 Uzem3
"the transfer was not authorized due to my persistent double mind" - Clement Wank
"this is not the time to play planks" - Mack Anthony
WIFI PDA - post while you dump
SAY 'NO' TO GAS STORAGE!
<a href="/forum/donate.php">[FREE LAPHROAIG]</a> |
|
|
|
music man
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Sep 2005
Posts: 14807
Location: East Harlemshire , yo!
|
Posted:
Wed Feb 23, 2011 6:30 pm |
|
Quote: |
Should've bought a Mac - they're far better than PC's |
Careful or you'll find ole hairy bollix coming round your gaff and breaking you statue of St Steve Jobs |
_________________ x2 x2 x104 x213 x4 x20 x4 x2 x1 x2 x2 x2 x2 x2 x13
You will rot in jail.watch your back- any shadow could be mine ! YOU ARE VERY EASY TO TRACK IN YOU NEIGHBOURHOOD ! DRUNKARD AND A SCUMBAG LIKE YOU!
mike lawrence (cheque scammer)
Go fuck your dead parents asshole!!!How can a deaf fool make clean money..The money that you have will never be spent on anything reasonable.
So fuck off..dont reply me again until the cops get your stinking ass...
Lyord Melson- cheque scammer
$4.002million and £214K in fake cheques taken out of circulation. (updated May 2009)
|
|
|
|
Badgerbait
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jan 2009
Posts: 4507
Location: Winter spites...
|
Posted:
Wed Feb 23, 2011 6:33 pm |
|
Someone needs to mention Ghost's awesome set up. |
_________________ I have arrived in Moscow. Has gone to bank and to me have told that there is no such transfer for me!!!!
What does it mean? You played with me? If it so that you very much the cruel man and I am assured of that that the god will see your cruelty.
Explain to me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - Alena Byk0va
-----------
x13 x3 x4
We are Karma's soldiers.
<a href="/forum/donate.php">Mugu Gold</a>
I must be cruel, only to be kind:
Thus bad begins and worse remains behind. -Hamlet, scene iv
|
|
|
|
dwatina
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Feb 2010
Posts: 7164
Location: Home of the Orangemen! Friends call me Doc
|
Posted:
Wed Feb 23, 2011 8:21 pm |
|
I agree with iMike. My Mac is great |
_________________ Support bacteria. It's the only culture some people have. (my quote--not a lad's)
*****
x97 [I lost count years ago and don't keep track anymore]
x3
<a href="/forum/donate.php">[Click here to donate to 419Eater.com]</a>
x3 : Femmy Bait w/Team Femmy |
|
|
|
The Man
Baiting Guru
Joined: 11 Apr 2007
Posts: 2885
Location: La La Land
|
Posted:
Wed Feb 23, 2011 8:26 pm |
|
Does doing all my baiting and eatering from an iPhone count as a Mac or what? Whatever that counts as is far superior than all other computing options! |
_________________ ---
The Man
YOU ARE A CHILD OF SATAN WITH YOUR HUNGRY DIRTY BODY ,TUNDER FIRE YOU BIG HEAD IDIOT !!! HA HA HA HA HA
IS THIS HOW YOU DECIDED TO TREAT US AFTER ALL WE WENT THROUGH?YOU MADE US TRAVELLED TO ABUJA AND INDEBTED US.
"Cursed is your mother that gave birth to a family-disgrace like you. Cursed is your father he could not control his lust for anything under skate"
"hey u crakhead motherf*cking nitwit, from the way u express the cockamamy sh*t that ur dumb brain is made up of it's so obvious that u never really made it past elementary school but anywayz dogs don't have to go to school afterall."
(Lagos to Abuja)
x2
<---in lieu of a brownie. TS
x8 |
|
|
|
Pastor Frank
Baiting Guru
Joined: 31 Jan 2007
Posts: 12237
|
Posted:
Thu Feb 24, 2011 12:10 am |
|
OS war? I'm in!
Click bitchez |
_________________ "Father Juan are sure that you are man of God,because your behaviors showed you as unbeliever" -Mary R |
|
|
|
dwatina
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Feb 2010
Posts: 7164
Location: Home of the Orangemen! Friends call me Doc
|
Posted:
Thu Feb 24, 2011 12:50 am |
|
I'll take my Mac OS and tower any day of the week |
_________________ Support bacteria. It's the only culture some people have. (my quote--not a lad's)
*****
x97 [I lost count years ago and don't keep track anymore]
x3
<a href="/forum/donate.php">[Click here to donate to 419Eater.com]</a>
x3 : Femmy Bait w/Team Femmy |
|
|
|
piecrust
Elite Baiter
Joined: 29 Dec 2010
Posts: 1620
Location: Having chow with an old friend.
|
Posted:
Thu Feb 24, 2011 1:32 am |
|
I stare at the view through the Windows, it fascinates the eye. The Frame is however rotten, and a slight breeze drops the shutters down periodically.
I patientley lift it up and fix it back into it's rightfull place, and with a sigh, clean the crud off the glass, adjusting the security catch for the millionth time and retire to make a cup of tea.
While i'm gone the window is broken into, the entire contents of my house are broken into pieces, stuck together again incorrectley and mislabeled.
Returning to the window i find a message scratched on the glass:
Quote: |
Thank you for chosing (AVG/Norton/Panda/Writeyourowncatchphrase) Security. Your subscription expires in 364 days. |
The cup of tea tastes of excrement.
I'm thinking it's about time i switched OSs. |
_________________ *207 *193
* 47
You would look good in Gold
Never use windows auto-fill again, use something much more secure like lastpass for free.
"I am a man of hing reputation." - Loan lad Billy Hord.
"don't even think of given me that crap that you are Deaf and dump or my line is cut off , i don't have a phone please don't.." - Loan lad Billy Hord. (Having been baited to hell) |
|
|
|
dwatina
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Feb 2010
Posts: 7164
Location: Home of the Orangemen! Friends call me Doc
|
Posted:
Thu Feb 24, 2011 1:42 am |
|
^^If you go Mac, you won't go back |
_________________ Support bacteria. It's the only culture some people have. (my quote--not a lad's)
*****
x97 [I lost count years ago and don't keep track anymore]
x3
<a href="/forum/donate.php">[Click here to donate to 419Eater.com]</a>
x3 : Femmy Bait w/Team Femmy |
|
|
|
leonsumbitches
Elite Baiter
Joined: 15 Oct 2010
Posts: 1046
Location: I'm out there, where every man wants to be
|
Posted:
Thu Feb 24, 2011 5:23 am |
|
^^^ Mac is just plain old Unix with some glitter on. |
_________________ I DON'T. Buy the tomatoes with. The stems. On them. They don't. Degrade. They go. Down the sink. And into the WATER. Then. They get lodged in the throats of little. OTTERS.
GYV::Tanstaafl::Abiga::Game-theory::Church-Sites
x 18 (10 from Tanstaafl baits) x 5 x 2 x 2
SW Bait - Cl3tus Orof3 Accra->8auchi->Accra->Lagos, co-bait with Nowhere Man, Bravo, The Dane & psychicbait
insults and more
How to kill a Badger |
|
|
|
Merry Widow
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 05 Mar 2009
Posts: 582
|
Posted:
Thu Feb 24, 2011 5:25 am |
|
leonsumbitches wrote: |
An hour ago, my laptop suffered a catastrophic harddrive failure out of the blue. This happened once before. |
Pfffttt, amateur.
Call when you have taken out 5 laptops in 48 months. I should work for the Toshiba laptop destruction department. Friends don't send me anything until they have saved it first in a file on their computer entitled "dumb blond who crashes 'puters". |
_________________ x 85
|
|
|
|
Gimli
Baiting Guru
Joined: 28 Jan 2011
Posts: 2484
Location: Middle-Earth
|
Posted:
Thu Feb 24, 2011 5:28 am |
|
The Man: You do all of your baiting from an iPhone!? I love my iPhone but I think that I would go insane trying to keep track of and reply to multiple lads using only my phone. Hats off to you. |
|
|
|
|
|