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lord goldblade
Elite Baiter
Joined: 13 Jan 2011
Posts: 1553
Location: Slaying The Prophets Ov Isa
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Mon Feb 21, 2011 11:22 pm |
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I was sent an email from a dude called mohammed, so i replied with ridiculous informatin about being a trainee jedi, a phone number to a premium rate sex line and so on, and i asked him for extra details on himself, and he replied with a awesome list
MY PERSONAL DATA AND PROFILE?
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From:
Mohamed Adams <[email protected]> [Chat now]
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Add to Contacts
To:
Dear Friend,
How are you? I hope you are very fine.I received your mail and I am forwarding to you my personal date and profile as you requested.
(1) NAME : Mr.Mohamed Adams.
(2) DATE OF BIRTH :26th December 1963
(3) PLACE OF BIRTH: Banjul Gambia.
(4) HEIGHT:1.99
(5) WEIGHT:84 kg, Not Permanent. <----------first lol
(6) SEX: Male.
(7) QUALIFICATION: M.B.A In Economics.
( OCCUPATION: Banker.
(9) PRESENT POSITION: (A.D.B) File/Debt Recovery Manager.
(10) WORKING EXPERIENCE:(T.I.C) Insurance Banjul Gambia,(A.D.B) Banjul Gambia & Presently In (A.D.B) Ouagadougou Burkina-Faso.
(11) MARITAL ).
(13) PROVINCE OF ORIGINE OR STATE: Bobo-Dioulasso.
(14) NATIONALITY: Burkina-Faso West Africa.
(15)BLOOD TYPE: Ax.
(16) HOME: Dad, Mum With 3 Brothers, My Wife & 4 Children.
(17) ZODIAC SIGN: Capricorn.
(1 PASS.PORT NOS: A2448bf.
(19) DRIVING LICENCE NOS : Jf 08140.
(20) HOBBIES : Listing To Music & Instructs School Kids.
(21) H.I.V TEST: Negative.
(22) LIFE POLICIES: Always Sober & Calm.
(23) LIFE STYLES: Corporate & Decent.
(24) WORK IN A KITTY: Don’t Take It Personal. <------ eh?????
(25) FAVOURITE FOOD: Snacks & Rice.
(26) FAVOURITE DRINKS: Soft Drinks.
(27) AIM: To Resign From Bank & Become An International Business Man.
(2 FAMILY ADAGE: To Whom Much Is Given, Much Is Expected.
(29) PARENTS NAME: Toure Adams & Mrs Saly Adams.
(30) ANNUAL INCOME: $6,000.00 USA Dollars.
(31) MY CONTACTS:
PHONE: <snipped>
FAX: <snipped>
OFFICE ADDRESS: (A.D.B) House 24-26 Avenue Kwame- kurume Lundon Lion 01 Bp 8337 Ouagadougou Burkina-Faso.
HOUSE ADDRESS: 82 Zangote Yenugua 02 Bp 4587 Ouagadougou 02 Burkina-Faso West Africa.
I am awaiting to hear from you .Extend my sincere greetings to your entire family .God bless you and your entire family and bye for now.
Yours brother,
MOHAMED ADAMS.
GOD BLESSINGS,PROTECTIONS AND GUIDIANCE TO YOUR ENTIRE FAMILY.
i shall also send him a huge list along those lines, however i dont see him liking my genuinly debauched rock n roll life, of beer, swearing, and so on. |
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MarkStJohn
Master Baiter
Joined: 14 Feb 2011
Posts: 164
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Mon Feb 21, 2011 11:31 pm |
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Wow. I bet he's glad he spent years studying for his M.B.A In Economics to end up earning 6 Grand a year.
Number 25: WORK IN A KITTY
He works with pussies. He's right. Don't Take It Personal - it's not a pick-up line.
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sunshine
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Feb 2008
Posts: 2804
Location: Anywhere a lad needs setting on fire
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Tue Feb 22, 2011 8:29 am |
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That's been doing the rounds since I started baiting and is as much a part of the scene as "100% risky free". I figure it got into a script some time in the past and has been circulating ever since.
I don't think anyone has quite figured out (a) what its supposed to add to the lad's credibility and (b) what "Work in a kitty, don't take it personal" actually means. |
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Mortal
Baiting Guru
Joined: 02 Jul 2009
Posts: 3473
Location: Smarter than your smartphone™
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Tue Feb 22, 2011 11:57 am |
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Working in a kitty looks like an inside job...   |
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Ezio
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 03 Nov 2010
Posts: 903
Location: Munching vegetables and hopping around
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Tue Feb 22, 2011 12:06 pm |
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Well, I did once list "helping cats purr" as one of my skills on a job application. |
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N N N
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 26 Sep 2008
Posts: 689
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Tue Feb 22, 2011 12:55 pm |
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I am skilled at eating .... ahh never mind. |
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leonsumbitches
Elite Baiter
Joined: 15 Oct 2010
Posts: 1046
Location: I'm out there, where every man wants to be
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Tue Feb 22, 2011 1:18 pm |
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Ezio: you left out the "and then translate their purring into half a dozen human languages"
Ezio: Veterinary diplomat. |
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SlapHappy
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 May 2006
Posts: 9612
Location: Floating up and down with happiness.
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Tue Feb 22, 2011 3:13 pm |
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| (22) LIFE POLICIES: Always Sober & Calm. |
Welcome to Eater lord goldblade. 
Your job: Turn him into a hard drinking, raving, angry lad. |
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wowwow
Elite Baiter
Joined: 14 Apr 2009
Posts: 1795
Location: Here is the picture of the cash in the boxes before we send it down to the company to deposited it
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Tue Feb 22, 2011 3:25 pm |
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Yes this ones been around for a very long time. Do a search for 'Work in a kitty', still have no clue what that's about
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lord goldblade
Elite Baiter
Joined: 13 Jan 2011
Posts: 1553
Location: Slaying The Prophets Ov Isa
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Tue Feb 22, 2011 6:45 pm |
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well replied to mr mohammed with my own personal data so he know more about myself
i present it for your hopefull amusement
Mr Mohammed, i was very pleased to recieve your personal details, i shall now sleep easier knowing what i know about your good self
I now forward for your perusal my personal details aswell to hopefuuly give you a good understanding of myself.
(1) NAME : Mr
(2) DATE OF BIRTH :31st Feb 1972
(3) PLACE OF BIRTH: Norfolk and Chance UK.
(4) HEIGHT:Six foot 3 inches
(5) WEIGHT: 10 stone 4 pounds ( 10 stone 2 pounds after a large dump)
(6) SEX: Male.
(7) QUALIFICATION: BsC in Muff Diving with a diploma in Min Ge Studies
( OCCUPATION: Muff diving tutor
(9) PRESENT POSITION: Head Muff diver for a large corporation
(10) WORKING EXPERIENCE: Ongoing, various reefs dived on around the world
(11) MARITAL : Not at present
(13) PROVINCE OF ORIGINE OR STATE: Norfolk and chance
(14) NATIONALITY: UK
(15)BLOOD TYPE: inernal a/b nve
(16) HOME: only child
(17) ZODIAC SIGN: i dont beliver in the zodiac
(1 PASS.PORT NOS: passport lost in recent muff diving accident
(19) DRIVING LICENCE NOS : banned from driving by corrupt police officer said i was "drunk" at the wheel
(20) HOBBIES : Muff diving, black and death metal, playing the guitar, home brewing of wine like jesus did
(21) H.I.V TEST: Negative. Clap test currently pending
(22) LIFE POLICIES: Rock and roll baby !!
(23) LIFE STYLES: Decadent hedonism
(24) WORK IN A KITTY: Every other day 
(25) FAVOURITE FOOD: A very spicy curry
(26) FAVOURITE DRINKS: The mighty C2HO4 along with bud, JD and anything flammable, tea, coffee and caffeine
(27) AIM: To dive on 60% of the worlds muffs by the age of 63 years
(2 FAMILY ADAGE: Scientia Potentia Est
(29) PARENTS NAME: Barry L Roll (father) and B. Red Roll (mother)
(30) ANNUAL INCOME: £35.000 |
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Mortal
Baiting Guru
Joined: 02 Jul 2009
Posts: 3473
Location: Smarter than your smartphone™
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Tue Feb 22, 2011 7:11 pm |
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Maybe you want to mask your name a bit
would that be... T.Roll?  |
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Ugly Duckling with Mountain Goat and Osazee : Cameroon -> Nigeria
Paul with Just Cold: Benin -> Lagos -> Abuja
George: Accra -> Togo I really want to do business with you, because i know you are an Angel send to rescue me by God.
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GOD PUNISH YOU, GOD PUNISH YOU, GOD PUNISH YOU. Mr. Olisa
Every night a phonecall from you, you talk rubbish. Mr. Olisa
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lord goldblade
Elite Baiter
Joined: 13 Jan 2011
Posts: 1553
Location: Slaying The Prophets Ov Isa
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Tue Feb 22, 2011 7:13 pm |
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lol yeah, so far not a single lad has worked it out yet, well until they realise no money is coming, but i dont think they know what a troll is  |
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Mortal
Baiting Guru
Joined: 02 Jul 2009
Posts: 3473
Location: Smarter than your smartphone™
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Tue Feb 22, 2011 7:54 pm |
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However, you might want to consider using mask function (it's the Mask button) to mask your name - it will become green just like in mine post.
Some lads are clever enough to google your name.
Something like this might ruin your bait.
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x87 x5
Ugly Duckling with Mountain Goat and Osazee : Cameroon -> Nigeria
Paul with Just Cold: Benin -> Lagos -> Abuja
George: Accra -> Togo I really want to do business with you, because i know you are an Angel send to rescue me by God.
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GOD PUNISH YOU, GOD PUNISH YOU, GOD PUNISH YOU. Mr. Olisa
Every night a phonecall from you, you talk rubbish. Mr. Olisa
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lord goldblade
Elite Baiter
Joined: 13 Jan 2011
Posts: 1553
Location: Slaying The Prophets Ov Isa
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Tue Feb 22, 2011 9:56 pm |
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ah i did wonder what that did, cheers ill do that from now on |
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Mortal
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Joined: 02 Jul 2009
Posts: 3473
Location: Smarter than your smartphone™
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Tue Feb 22, 2011 10:00 pm |
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Also, your email is visible and googleable |
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x87 x5
Ugly Duckling with Mountain Goat and Osazee : Cameroon -> Nigeria
Paul with Just Cold: Benin -> Lagos -> Abuja
George: Accra -> Togo I really want to do business with you, because i know you are an Angel send to rescue me by God.
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GOD PUNISH YOU, GOD PUNISH YOU, GOD PUNISH YOU. Mr. Olisa
Every night a phonecall from you, you talk rubbish. Mr. Olisa
Juan's hidden fries! |
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lord goldblade
Elite Baiter
Joined: 13 Jan 2011
Posts: 1553
Location: Slaying The Prophets Ov Isa
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Tue Feb 22, 2011 10:03 pm |
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yeah, im gonna go thru all ma posts and edit them accordingly |
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manbiteslion
Baiting Guru
Joined: 12 Dec 2007
Posts: 4816
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Tue Feb 22, 2011 10:17 pm |
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