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Dr. Max Wieldruk
Master Baiter
Joined: 09 Jan 2004
Posts: 237
Location: The Netherlands
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Fri Feb 11, 2011 5:02 pm |
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Just wondering when the first emails offering a share of former president Mubarak's huge wealth will arrive. Providing we are willing to help smuggle it out of Africa. And pay a small fee in advance, of course. |
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- What happen because we where at the Airport to pick you up as we schadule but we could not found you. (Evans William)
2x| 1x, Amsterdam-Delfzijl, 250 km x12 |
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internationalchrysis
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Aug 2008
Posts: 3793
Location: Romancing the (Blood from a) stone!
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Fri Feb 11, 2011 5:08 pm |
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I do remember when then Prime Minister of Australia lost the 2007 election, a format had gone out: Hi, my name is John Howard, I was the Prime minister of Australia until I was ousted in a coup.
I found out how many fellow forum members were Aussie by the huge guffaws |
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x1 (Senegal to Gambia)
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"You are a dead meat!"
(Léon the (Not so) Professional)
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Ezio
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 03 Nov 2010
Posts: 903
Location: Munching vegetables and hopping around
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Fri Feb 11, 2011 7:08 pm |
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Amazingly, although I tried to bait 3 separate Gbagbo scams at the same time, I haven't seen a Ben Ali one yet. (or maybe they're all hiding in the spam folder). In general I haven't seen many lad scripts connected to Northern Africa. |
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X 5 on my own
X 20 Japan massbait
X 2 Peckam massbait
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¨HOW DEER YOU INSULT YOUR FATHERS AGE IN SUCH AN INDISPEAKABLE MANNER? .... YOU WILL ROAST LIKE A ROASTED GOAT. FROM WHICH YOUR ACHES WILL NOT BE AVAILABLE FOR THEE USE OF YOUR BURIAL....YOU TOOTHLESS BOO DOG STEPPING ON MY TOES..... YOU ARE A REJECTED CHILD OF YOUR PARENT AND A BASTARD WHO HAVE NO DIRECTION IN GHANA" (Mr. K. Smith)
"MARK MY WORD. YOU CAN'T LIVE BEYOND THIS MONTH....the only condition that what am saying will not happend this month is if you are not a guy man."(ASEM'd insult lad) |
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windypops
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 Jan 2005
Posts: 6059
Location: Planet X
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Posted:
Fri Feb 11, 2011 7:33 pm |
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Brace yourselves |
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"We must disagree to agree" Raji Musa
If it's LADS you want. GoTo: http://www.yopmail.com/
and sign in with either ladmail or kentbrockman
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thrub
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 09 Mar 2008
Posts: 43
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Fri Feb 11, 2011 8:37 pm |
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Mubarak's wife and son hauled 97 suitcases out of Egypt two weeks ago. I'm sure a few were mysteriously misplaced in transit and we'll soon hear of them. Patience, Grasshopper. |
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TheDane
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Aug 2010
Posts: 5194
Location: Meanwhile, somewhere else...
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Fri Feb 11, 2011 8:45 pm |
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Well... my thoughts are first and foremost with the Egyptians. They started walking down a path towards real democracy.
Let's all hope the Egyptian military allows them to reach the end of said path. |
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Robert Heinrich der 1.
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Oct 2010
Posts: 3877
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Sat Feb 12, 2011 4:13 pm |
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at least heck should start egypt-scams |
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Team Eze, 2 lagos - cotonou and lagos - cotonou (he hated it).
The threatening is increasing day by day with different cursed of animals, and i don't know what to do now. ---- am angry for your head |
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Mr Tambourine Man
Baiting Guru
Joined: 06 Jun 2008
Posts: 3398
Location: Magic swirlin' ship
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Fri Feb 18, 2011 8:24 pm |
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And it has come to pass.
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from [email protected]
to [email protected]
date Thu, Feb 17, 2011 at 10:58 PM
Attention:
I am the Deputy Bank Manager of Bank of Alexandria Egypt. I am writing following an opportunity in my office that will be of benefit to both of us. In my department we discovered an abandoned treasure that contain the sum of(Twenty million five hundred thousand Us Dollars)in safe keeping room that belongs to Muhammad Hosni Sayyid Mubarak and Since the present crisis here in Egypt, we seek to use this opportunity to transfer the funds to a foreign account in the US, which i and my colleague are ready to split the funds among ourself in other to have a better life and assist the homeless people here in Eqypt,and to also avoid Mubarak from getting away with the funds. We have decided to give 30% of the funds to anyone who will be willing to assist us with an off-shore account that we could lodge this money into.
We have now decided to make the deal with you and make sure we bring it out as the partner of beneficiary of the deposited treasure for safety keeping and subsequent disbursement since he will not be able to access the funds at this present moment as he can not account for it. And we don't want this money to go back into Bank as unclaimed
Thanks
Bruno Gamba |
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_________________ is always Good when you have the zeal to be a hitwoman when you out of school,it makes you bold and reall and it makes you more high than any other of your friend.
NOW AMBACK FOR YOU AGAIN STURBORN SHIT
you dont have a phone.that makes makes you joe butt
Fuck you and go find something to do man. Stop disturbing me please.
This is definitely why you will remain and die in poverty, ignorant of good things and easy acknowledgment of bad things and words. Shame on you, you wicked generation children.
i went you to no that this is not a cheld pray. i went you to get back to me
we are not scammer,we hate scammer as you do.scammer make out life harder and harder,a lot of people think we are scammer,in fact,we are not!! please trustt us |
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Ezio
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 03 Nov 2010
Posts: 903
Location: Munching vegetables and hopping around
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Posted:
Fri Feb 18, 2011 8:53 pm |
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Right. I told him he should freeze the account and turn it over to the new government when there should be one. |
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X 1 from team baits (thank you, bait_my_hook!)
X 5 on my own
X 20 Japan massbait
X 2 Peckam massbait
X 16
¨HOW DEER YOU INSULT YOUR FATHERS AGE IN SUCH AN INDISPEAKABLE MANNER? .... YOU WILL ROAST LIKE A ROASTED GOAT. FROM WHICH YOUR ACHES WILL NOT BE AVAILABLE FOR THEE USE OF YOUR BURIAL....YOU TOOTHLESS BOO DOG STEPPING ON MY TOES..... YOU ARE A REJECTED CHILD OF YOUR PARENT AND A BASTARD WHO HAVE NO DIRECTION IN GHANA" (Mr. K. Smith)
"MARK MY WORD. YOU CAN'T LIVE BEYOND THIS MONTH....the only condition that what am saying will not happend this month is if you are not a guy man."(ASEM'd insult lad) |
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Morgain Le Fay
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Oct 2010
Posts: 5800
Location: Taking my new .38 special to the range
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Fri Feb 18, 2011 10:59 pm |
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Yep got one of those "former president Mubarak" emails. Responded. Will see where it goes. |
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Connie L. Gus
Moderator
Joined: 07 Oct 2005
Posts: 7243
Location: Somewhere over the rainbow
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Sat Feb 19, 2011 1:28 am |
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I have a lad on the line that blamed the Egyptian uprising on why he did not get back to me earlier this past week. He is showing signs of becoming annoyed with basic questions of what is he eating, what are the women wearing and if the Taliban are on the streets. |
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Master_Bader
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 16 Feb 2011
Posts: 39
Location: on teh interwebs, annoying scam doodz
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Sun Feb 20, 2011 5:29 am |
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Already had gotten the Bruno email earlier, sent a "what does this mean" email, and got this back:
<Br><br>Hello, Thank you for your response.
I would like to be in contact with you directly soas to brief you in details.
Please do give me a call on +447045704570 or you canas well provide me with a direct line by which i could reach you on.
Be rest assured that everything will be done successfully
We shall be looking forward.
Thank you
Bruno. |
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Master_Bader
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 16 Feb 2011
Posts: 39
Location: on teh interwebs, annoying scam doodz
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Sun Feb 20, 2011 7:06 pm |
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Well, I decided to bait this guy. I am also currently working on my first "romance" bait, but I guess my lad/ladette can't get to the internet cafe very often.
I am playing the part of Matt Bader, hedmaster of the St. Jonas' School for the Deaf in Washington DC. I figured this will give me plenty of outs for telephone communications, and the bonus of getting my lad to pose with a sign for "Head Mster Badr". I'm guessing I will laugh heartily.
I've been receiving replies from him generally 15-20 minutes after I send one to him, so I'm assuming this one will go quickly. |
Last edited by Master_Bader on Tue Feb 22, 2011 4:40 pm; edited 1 time in total |
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Ezio
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 03 Nov 2010
Posts: 903
Location: Munching vegetables and hopping around
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Posted:
Mon Feb 21, 2011 8:38 am |
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I suspect that means he uses a mobile phone for his e-mail. |
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X 1 from team baits (thank you, bait_my_hook!)
X 5 on my own
X 20 Japan massbait
X 2 Peckam massbait
X 16
¨HOW DEER YOU INSULT YOUR FATHERS AGE IN SUCH AN INDISPEAKABLE MANNER? .... YOU WILL ROAST LIKE A ROASTED GOAT. FROM WHICH YOUR ACHES WILL NOT BE AVAILABLE FOR THEE USE OF YOUR BURIAL....YOU TOOTHLESS BOO DOG STEPPING ON MY TOES..... YOU ARE A REJECTED CHILD OF YOUR PARENT AND A BASTARD WHO HAVE NO DIRECTION IN GHANA" (Mr. K. Smith)
"MARK MY WORD. YOU CAN'T LIVE BEYOND THIS MONTH....the only condition that what am saying will not happend this month is if you are not a guy man."(ASEM'd insult lad) |
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N N N
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 26 Sep 2008
Posts: 689
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Posted:
Mon Feb 21, 2011 1:01 pm |
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Tunisian Government monitors and controls it's citizens internet use very closely. Possibly Egypt does to(?). The scams may come but not from those countries. |
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Master_Bader
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 16 Feb 2011
Posts: 39
Location: on teh interwebs, annoying scam doodz
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Mon Feb 21, 2011 1:02 pm |
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Well, here's the weird part of this guy. The first few correspondences were your run of the mill, scripted, ALL CAPITAL LETTER type responses. The last one I received was off script (I asked some questions), not all capitolized, and it was written clearly and pretty much grammatical error free.
I'm wondering how it went from such a train-wreck of grammar and spelling to a well written email. |
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N N N
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 26 Sep 2008
Posts: 689
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Posted:
Mon Feb 21, 2011 1:06 pm |
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his kid sister got an educashun and rote it 4 him |
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Badgerbait
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jan 2009
Posts: 4507
Location: Winter spites...
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Mon Feb 21, 2011 1:07 pm |
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Oh my, just had an idea! Turn the tables posing as a top rated Major League Baseball (MLB) pitcher offering pitching clinics as it appears from the news footage that Egyptian mobs can't throw very well... Perhaps $10,000USD to start a school? |
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TheDane
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Aug 2010
Posts: 5194
Location: Meanwhile, somewhere else...
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Posted:
Mon Feb 21, 2011 1:35 pm |
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Seems we'll be getting Ghadaffi mails soon as well... |
_________________ x122 x3 x2 x2 x13
Trafalgar Square 2013
Goat Milk Lad 2012-13:
Lagos-Ouagadougou-Arbinda Warri-Yaoundé
I AM A FOOL AND I AM SO DISAPPOINTED - Brother Okei AKA Goat Milk Lad
I do not wish my enemy what I have experienced and this humiliation you are putting me through - Rushforth (on behalf of Dharma & Dr Mike) |
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billindagates
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 28 Jan 2011
Posts: 18
Location: france
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Mon Feb 21, 2011 2:25 pm |
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I had a mail from Ban ki Moon..... however, he didnt reply.....! |
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^ooooohhhhhhhhhhhhh ok so now u dont have a compet with u now
^ok so can u tell your sister that u have a man on net and u wont to have relashiping whith him
A good figure, with harmonious long legs, |
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TheDane
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Aug 2010
Posts: 5194
Location: Meanwhile, somewhere else...
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Posted:
Mon Feb 21, 2011 3:01 pm |
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^^^ There's a lot of that going around. |
_________________ x122 x3 x2 x2 x13
Trafalgar Square 2013
Goat Milk Lad 2012-13:
Lagos-Ouagadougou-Arbinda Warri-Yaoundé
I AM A FOOL AND I AM SO DISAPPOINTED - Brother Okei AKA Goat Milk Lad
I do not wish my enemy what I have experienced and this humiliation you are putting me through - Rushforth (on behalf of Dharma & Dr Mike) |
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Master_Bader
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 16 Feb 2011
Posts: 39
Location: on teh interwebs, annoying scam doodz
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Mon Feb 21, 2011 3:09 pm |
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Since Egypt guy Bruno is looking like my first "real" bait, I've signed up for the mentoring program. I can keep the conversation moving and lay the groundwork, I just need some help with all the paperwork stuff. I'm hoping to get my first trophy pic out of this guy. |
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