My Dog Ate the Receipt

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Posted: Thu Feb 17, 2011 12:30 pm

My lad isn't happy with me. I've sent him to Money Gram several times with fake numbers and receipts, and this time I did it with Western Union. I had sent him just the MTCN and he wanted the receipt. So I sent him this last night:

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I've got a problem, Mr. More. I think my dog ate the receipt. I took him to the vet and explained the importance of this receipt. He gave Buster (my dog) some medication so that the stomach acid won't dissolve the receipt. It was weird--we saw the receipt in his stomach on the X-Ray. So I just have to wait until he shits it out and then I will send to you.

I apologize for the delay.

He replied back this morning with:

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You must be so stupiddddddddd!!

That wasn't very nice of him to say Sad

insults and more · Posted: Thu Feb 17, 2011 12:56 pm

Have this on the house.

Posted: Thu Feb 17, 2011 12:59 pm

^^^ Good news and bad news lad... Laughing

Posted: Thu Feb 17, 2011 1:00 pm

That would be hilarious to send to him Laughing

419Eater is my life Joined: 29 Sep 2010 Posts: 407

^^^ if you look carefully, I think the MTCN is visible Laughing

Posted: Thu Feb 17, 2011 9:45 pm

Elite Baiter Joined: 19 Jan 2009 Posts: 1440

Maybe he'd like you to send that to him? He could piece together the receipt himself. Laughing

Posted: Thu Feb 17, 2011 11:16 pm

Isn't that the Ajanti Stool?

Posted: Thu Feb 17, 2011 11:29 pm

Sending the lads to MG offices is always fun as it puts him out there if he fails to collect. Nobody wants to be labeled a scammer by the MG staff, least of all scammers. This reminds me that one of my lads have made three unsuccessful trips to the office. He got a bit irritated but not as mad as i wanted him. The last i heard on him was a few days ago when he told me that his "office " will keep in touch. I think it is time to prod him a bit and asking what the f***k he is doing. At the very least i want a rant

Posted: Thu Feb 17, 2011 11:38 pm

I'm gonna send the pic!!!!

Posted: Thu Feb 17, 2011 11:44 pm

I'd send the pic in a heartbeat. In fact I'm gonna save the pic for use the next time I get a MTCN request. that is several levels of awesome!

Posted: Thu Feb 17, 2011 11:50 pm

Just send the pic and an email:

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Mr. More

Well, Buster passed the receipt through his bowels, and it looks like the receipt is still readable. I am trying to poke it with a stick and tugging with tweezers, as it's pretty gross. But that receipt is stuck in that shit like cement. Remind me to change his brand of dog food, okay?

I put it in a container and took to Western Union, but they refused to accept the receipt so I could get my money back and do a new transaction.

So what do I do now? If you want I can box is up and mail it to you, and you may have a way to separate it. Maybe it needs to harden or something and then I can use a jackhammer to break it loose? Or you can.

Please send me your address, so I can ship it off. I don't know what else to do. Western Union won't accept it, and I can't get my money back without giving them the MTCN.

I gottta run. I think Buster just ate my charge card....

Jeremiah

Posted: Fri Feb 18, 2011 11:44 am

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I put it in a container and took to Western Union, but they refused to accept the receipt

Splendid reply Laughing

Posted: Fri Feb 18, 2011 11:49 am

dwatina wrote:

I gottta run. I think Buster just ate my charge card....

Posted: Fri Feb 18, 2011 12:18 pm

Thanks bobdemol and TheDane Laughing

Now I just have to wait and see if he replies back or not.

Posted: Fri Feb 18, 2011 12:40 pm

If he replies to that "crap" you'll have a keeper. Laughing

Posted: Sun Feb 20, 2011 7:04 pm

^^ Most definitely. He'll go through all kinds of shit for you... Smile

Posted: Sun Feb 20, 2011 7:15 pm

If you'd like, I can take a picture of one of my dogs eating a credit card..

Your choices are:

1) Leo, The Basset Hound. He's a big dumb animal.

2) Ellie, The French Bulldog. She's cute as anything, but eats anything she sees.

And the best thing ever,

3) BUSTER, the schnauzer. He's actually the smart one.

I have a few c/c's I wouldn't mind donating to the cause. Smile

Trophy Videos · Posted: Sun Feb 20, 2011 7:39 pm

@Master_Bader - Dogs are ITP, much as I hate to say it. Wink

Posted: Sun Feb 20, 2011 7:50 pm

Okay, help a noob out, what is ITP? Smile

I'm assuming that means it's a no-no.

Posted: Sun Feb 20, 2011 7:51 pm

ITP is innocent third party. Wink

This means it's somebody that is involved in neither bait or scammer (as only baiters and scammers are Wink

) and we don't involve them in our baits in any form. Wink

You can always make up people, non existing friends and imaginary bankers... Wink

And well... imaginary dogs... Smile

Posted: Sun Feb 20, 2011 7:58 pm

Ah! Got it! Smile

Posted: Sun Feb 20, 2011 11:30 pm

^^^ Or put simply - you can take pics of your dogs, but you can't use their real names. Very Happy

Posted: Mon Feb 21, 2011 12:17 am

FUCK ME!!
My dog knows how to pose for a shot but I wouldn't let him eat my plastic!

He says that he would do the shot for the right money though but he says "No swallowing"

Posted: Mon Feb 21, 2011 1:05 am

Alas, gang, my lad did reply, but only said that I was crazy.