My LoanLad doesnt like S3cur17y sh31ld!!!!!!

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Wannabe Baiter Joined: 06 Feb 2010 Posts: 94

I've been baiting a Loan Lad for a while now and got him to use s.s. the other day. He answered 53 questions before calling it quits! took him over an hour! hahaha! nothing real hilarious here to post, but it's mildly amusing. Don't worry though as I am making leaps and bounds in progress and hope to post some really good stuff in the near future.

I sent him the login details as a picture for added frustration.

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Session starttime: 2010-02-12 03:20:47(GMT-7)
Session endtime: 2010-02-12 04:43:21(GMT-7)
Answers: 53

Q: Have you used S3cur17y sh31ld service before?
A: i have not used S3cur17y sh31ld service before
Q: If you answered yes to previous question, how many times?
A: no. i have not use S3cur17y sh31ld before
Q: Have you received other type of electronic transfers before?
A: no but only money gram money transfer and once
Q: Why are you receiving these funds?
A: for personal use
Q: Are the funds you intend to receive related to any criminal activity?
A: not for criminal activities
Q: Will the funds you receive be used for any criminal activities?
A: no. but for personal use only
Q: Do you have criminal record or are you being investigated for any crime?
A: never and don't want to get involve one day
Q: Do you know anyone who is connected to organized crime?
A: no and i don't want to know because i don't want to be cheated by him/her
Q: Do you know anyone who is being investigated for a crime?
A: no and don't want to know
Q: Do you know anyone who has been convicted for a crime?
A: no, but i have only heard that people have been convicted for criminal act
Q: What disease are you most afraid of? Why?
A: bad disease that easily affect life
Q: Do you believe your ancestors are watching you?
A: no and never believe
Q: What is the scariest movie you have ever seen?
A: no answer
Q: What is the other name for Wildebeest?
A: no answer
Q: What are some of the ways the Internet can be used for education?
A: by reading online.
Q: Jumped on a trampoline?
A: no and never
Q: How will you be spending Christmas?
A: any how
Q: If you were given an opportunity to be born again, in which country would you like to be born?
A: england
Q: If you could choose to live on a different planet, which one would you choose?
A: i will like to live in Asia
Q: How can it be made less dangerous?
A: very dangerous when you are not sure of what you are getting into
Q: Do you think your country is a safe place to live? Why or why not?
A: yes because there is a lot of security here watching every where in 24 hours of the day
Q: Have you been injured in a traffic accident?
A: no and never
Q: Do you have a tan?
A: no and never
Q: Furthest place you ever traveled?
A: india and spain
Q: If you could commit any crime and get away with it, what would you do?
A: i will never commit any crime for God sake i am a good christian that have fear of God in mind okay
Q: What are some beauty tips that you could share?
A: what exactly is the meaning of this?
Q: How much money do you have on you right now?
A: privately only
Q: Did you do it alone, with friends or with your family?
A: alone and no one else
Q: What job would you most like to do?
A: i like my present job accountant
Q: Are there any parts of the city where you live which you are afraid to visit after dark?
A: no and never
Q: Do you know anyone who says that they have?
A: no and never
Q: Do you think heaven exist?
A: yes and yes
Q: Where and why did they volunteer?
A: please just be specific with what you need to know
Q: Who is your hero/role model?
A: any strong person is hero
Q: Do you believe in vampires? / Do you believe that vampires exist?
A: yes and i have watch some before
Q: Were you an honor roll student in school?
A: i am honor at all roll because i am very kind and nice
Q: How does the Internet help people from different countries to communicate with each other?
A: by sending of messager to friends and family throught the means of yahoo and hotmail and gmail
Q: Have you ever seen a celebrity?
A: yes and i have a brother
Q: What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex?
A: that is my secret thought
Q: Do you believe in witches why or why not.
A: no i dont believe
Q: Relationships or one night stands?
A: all the time
Q: During the past 7 days, on how many days were you physically active for a total of at least 60 minutes per day? (Add up all the time you spend in any kind of physical activity that increases your heart rate and makes you breathe hard some of the time.)
A: i have always been physically active since the beginning of this year
Q: Did you believe it?
A: yes and sure
Q: Will you accept a dinner invitation from an important businessman of your city?
A: no because i am not use to it but only for my fiance
Q: Have you ever worked in this field?
A: no and i dont like it
Q: When did you first use the Internet?
A: for close to 5 years now
Q: Have you ever been taught about AIDS or HIV infection in school?
A: please please i don't like all this
Q: Do bad mannered people upset you?
A: no and never
Q: Knowing that the bible was written by a Roman Emperor and not anyone qualified for this important job, do you believe anything written in the bible?
A: ooh my God
Q: What lessons have you learned from your relationships?
A: good lesson
Q: How can traffic accidents be prevented?
A: when you are very careful
Q: Been in love?
A: yes and yes
Q: Would you like a job in which you traveled a lot?
A: please bye i dont like this

heres the email he followed up with:

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Dear Todd,

How are you doing today?

I want you to be less assure that, we are not playing here okay. if you are really serious of getting this funds you will personally ask the western union agent to provide you with the MTCN and i don't think we can be passing through all this process because the money you sent is a small money that will make us and the bank to be passing through the whole process.

It's less for you to send us the MTCN or you live it okay. we are not fircing you because we have a lot of people to attend to.

Regards
Barry Adams

Now the recipient was named Katherine something and supposed to be in the U.K. but the S.S. Log indicated he was in Saudi Arabia.

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Mr. Adams,
I contacted Western Union, and the agent told me that someone from Saudi Arabia tried to access the transaction, and so therefore the system would not approve them? Do you know whats going on here? They said ALL the information has to match for the S3cur17y sh31ld process to work. They recommended I have them investigate!!!! What gives, I thought we had some trust between us, but I fear you may be trying to jerk me around. I would still like to continue with this, but please get back to me with an explanation
Thanks,
Todd

I get back a very angry reply:

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Dear Todd,

This is receipt of your mail, i want you to understand that, we are not owing you any explanation because, we are the people lending you this money okay. if you may like to quite this, it's very simple and easy because we didn't see how much you are paying that will make us to be talking all around. we are not forcing you about getting this loan from us okay. this whole thing is up to you if you like you make contact with them or not.

We are very big and a reputable company here in England and we don't attend to issue that are like this please and please you better get yourself sort out from any mess you get into because we are very bigger than the money you are sending. as you may like to know, its less for you to trust us or you forget about this whole thing okay.

Regards
Barry Adams

at this point I figure he's done with me, but why not try for a little trophy?
I had previously stated I was a member of the church of the Fonz. I also told this slimeball I needed the money to help my sick sister.

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Dear Mr. Adams,
How are you today. I will provide the MTCN once I am assured of who I'm dealing with. I provided you with my identification, but I would like to know who you are. If you could provide a picture of yourself holding a sign that says "May the Fonz be with you" and giving the thumbs up hand sign I will provide the MTCN number. I imagine this will be no problem for an affluent business man like yourself. I appologize for any inconveinence and I beg you to understand. I am in dire need of this money, my sister is very ill. Please pray to Fonzi for her.

May the Fonz be with you,
Todd

Well, I'm hoping to hear back from Mr. Adams soon.

a little update, after a few more emails Mr. Adams sent back a

"Ur Father Lap"

Not sure what that means, a pidgin translator turned up that it meant to let someone sit on your lap, like in a car or bus. Got me.

Oh BTW, when I said I'd sent him ID, I was referring to a 24mb junk file I attached. He never mentioned it in any of the emails so I just ran with it.
Anyone else find it odd that he didn't believe in witches, but he's actually SEEN vampires? Freakish.

Thanks mod for the typo correction.

Posted: Sun Feb 20, 2011 8:38 pm

Umm, may the fonz be with you may have been a little bit over the top, but what the hell, did he not come back to you yet?

I particularly like the answer:

Q: If you could choose to live on a different planet, which one would you choose?
A: i will like to live in Asia

So he thinks Asia is another humanoid planet, cool, and he's been to india?! Did he take the space shuttle to get there Laughing

insults and more · Posted: Mon Feb 21, 2011 2:15 am

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Q: Knowing that the bible was written by a Roman Emperor and not anyone qualified for this important job, do you believe anything written in the bible?
A: ooh my God

heh