Author |
Message |
dwatina
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Feb 2010
Posts: 7164
Location: Home of the Orangemen! Friends call me Doc
|
Posted:
Thu Feb 17, 2011 12:30 pm |
|
My lad isn't happy with me. I've sent him to Money Gram several times with fake numbers and receipts, and this time I did it with Western Union. I had sent him just the MTCN and he wanted the receipt. So I sent him this last night:
Quote: |
I've got a problem, Mr. More. I think my dog ate the receipt. I took him to the vet and explained the importance of this receipt. He gave Buster (my dog) some medication so that the stomach acid won't dissolve the receipt. It was weird--we saw the receipt in his stomach on the X-Ray. So I just have to wait until he shits it out and then I will send to you.
I apologize for the delay. |
He replied back this morning with:
Quote: |
You must be so stupiddddddddd!! |
That wasn't very nice of him to say |
_________________ Support bacteria. It's the only culture some people have. (my quote--not a lad's)
*****
x97 [I lost count years ago and don't keep track anymore]
x3
<a href="/forum/donate.php">[Click here to donate to 419Eater.com]</a>
x3 : Femmy Bait w/Team Femmy |
|
|
|
leonsumbitches
Elite Baiter
Joined: 15 Oct 2010
Posts: 1046
Location: I'm out there, where every man wants to be
|
Posted:
Thu Feb 17, 2011 12:56 pm |
|
Have this on the house. |
_________________ I DON'T. Buy the tomatoes with. The stems. On them. They don't. Degrade. They go. Down the sink. And into the WATER. Then. They get lodged in the throats of little. OTTERS.
GYV::Tanstaafl::Abiga::Game-theory::Church-Sites
x 18 (10 from Tanstaafl baits) x 5 x 2 x 2
SW Bait - Cl3tus Orof3 Accra->8auchi->Accra->Lagos, co-bait with Nowhere Man, Bravo, The Dane & psychicbait
insults and more
How to kill a Badger |
|
|
|
Fowan Nyne
Baiting Guru
Joined: 12 Aug 2009
Posts: 3720
Location: Miniluv
|
Posted:
Thu Feb 17, 2011 12:59 pm |
|
^^^ Good news and bad news lad... |
_________________
I can't wait for 'Eater Easter!
Find out about Rental Scams
"Note I am very weak by straight"
"Did you want to cheat me or play on my intelligent?"
"All necessary preparation for the movement of the stool are in the pipe line" - Stan "the man" Agbley
Click here to see a proper scam
|
|
|
|
dwatina
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Feb 2010
Posts: 7164
Location: Home of the Orangemen! Friends call me Doc
|
Posted:
Thu Feb 17, 2011 1:00 pm |
|
That would be hilarious to send to him |
_________________ Support bacteria. It's the only culture some people have. (my quote--not a lad's)
*****
x97 [I lost count years ago and don't keep track anymore]
x3
<a href="/forum/donate.php">[Click here to donate to 419Eater.com]</a>
x3 : Femmy Bait w/Team Femmy |
|
|
|
extremeb
419Eater is my life
Joined: 29 Sep 2010
Posts: 407
|
Posted:
Thu Feb 17, 2011 9:30 pm |
|
^^^ if you look carefully, I think the MTCN is visible |
_________________
my desire longs for your wet virginal which I intend to perfectly crest to a very high sense of you reaching a desirable organisms
* Rhymes with Orange |
|
|
|
Mortal
Baiting Guru
Joined: 02 Jul 2009
Posts: 3473
Location: Smarter than your smartphone™
|
Posted:
Thu Feb 17, 2011 9:45 pm |
|
|
_________________ x87 x5
Ugly Duckling with Mountain Goat and Osazee : Cameroon -> Nigeria
Paul with Just Cold: Benin -> Lagos -> Abuja
George: Accra -> Togo I really want to do business with you, because i know you are an Angel send to rescue me by God.
x6
GOD PUNISH YOU, GOD PUNISH YOU, GOD PUNISH YOU. Mr. Olisa
Every night a phonecall from you, you talk rubbish. Mr. Olisa
Juan's hidden fries! |
|
|
|
ScammedOut
Elite Baiter
Joined: 19 Jan 2009
Posts: 1440
|
Posted:
Thu Feb 17, 2011 11:08 pm |
|
Maybe he'd like you to send that to him? He could piece together the receipt himself. |
_________________ "FUCK U....MBESILE. FUCK OFF AND STOP SENDING ME EMAIL,IDIOT.
YOUR MOTHER IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUCKED."- Rev.1an H0rgan
You are very stupid PIG.-Mr. Samuel Koff0ur
YOU GO SLEEP YOU NO GO WAKE UP AGAIN
SEE YOU ASS IN HELL fucking tax payer ..
REJOICE IN HELL - Jack L1n (Mr.)
Enough fooling around with yourself. Your parents and family are Fucking scammer!
You are a white baboon,that doesn't even take
shower.
-Miss Gbagbo, Christian.
I NEVER SEE ANIMAL LIKE YOU. Your papa be castrated so he no make more like you!
- Robert Miller, philanthropist
"I am okay but had a little fracture on our last operation." - Capt. Highliner |
|
|
|
TheDane
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Aug 2010
Posts: 5194
Location: Meanwhile, somewhere else...
|
Posted:
Thu Feb 17, 2011 11:16 pm |
|
Isn't that the Ajanti Stool? |
_________________ x122 x3 x2 x2 x13
Trafalgar Square 2013
Goat Milk Lad 2012-13:
Lagos-Ouagadougou-Arbinda Warri-Yaoundé
I AM A FOOL AND I AM SO DISAPPOINTED - Brother Okei AKA Goat Milk Lad
I do not wish my enemy what I have experienced and this humiliation you are putting me through - Rushforth (on behalf of Dharma & Dr Mike) |
|
|
|
Dr Mike
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Jun 2010
Posts: 3264
Location: Due north
|
Posted:
Thu Feb 17, 2011 11:29 pm |
|
Sending the lads to MG offices is always fun as it puts him out there if he fails to collect. Nobody wants to be labeled a scammer by the MG staff, least of all scammers. This reminds me that one of my lads have made three unsuccessful trips to the office. He got a bit irritated but not as mad as i wanted him. The last i heard on him was a few days ago when he told me that his "office " will keep in touch. I think it is time to prod him a bit and asking what the f***k he is doing. At the very least i want a rant |
_________________
X10
Trafalgar Square 2013
X 24 Random safaris
X 12 Welcome to Sweden
X 9 Chadian minister of tourism project
X 9 Rame Head pilgrimage
Rame Head 2013
Globe of Gluttony
CBC Documentary Safari |
|
|
|
dwatina
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Feb 2010
Posts: 7164
Location: Home of the Orangemen! Friends call me Doc
|
Posted:
Thu Feb 17, 2011 11:38 pm |
|
I'm gonna send the pic!!!! |
_________________ Support bacteria. It's the only culture some people have. (my quote--not a lad's)
*****
x97 [I lost count years ago and don't keep track anymore]
x3
<a href="/forum/donate.php">[Click here to donate to 419Eater.com]</a>
x3 : Femmy Bait w/Team Femmy |
|
|
|
internationalchrysis
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Aug 2008
Posts: 3793
Location: Romancing the (Blood from a) stone!
|
Posted:
Thu Feb 17, 2011 11:44 pm |
|
I'd send the pic in a heartbeat. In fact I'm gonna save the pic for use the next time I get a MTCN request. that is several levels of awesome! |
_________________ Proud "member" of "The Todger Club"!
x1 (Senegal to Gambia)
"You can go now and f*ck yourself with a donkey or horse because you really need to be f*cked by a donkey or horse"
(George Michael's brother Frank/Frannypoo)
"You are a dead meat!"
(Léon the (Not so) Professional)
(19 in total:
x2 Léon the (not so) Professional. x4 Via Swindler's list. x4 Via Will and Grace the Law Firm. x3 *Hitman, x1 Hitman: The sequel!, , x1 Haiti scam, x1 The Bimbo (via Umbongo Chambers),
x1 Rita the ETA eater, x1 Via Team Doughnut, x1 Via Prince Emaka, x4 via the Nazis) |
|
|
|
dwatina
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Feb 2010
Posts: 7164
Location: Home of the Orangemen! Friends call me Doc
|
Posted:
Thu Feb 17, 2011 11:50 pm |
|
Just send the pic and an email:
Quote: |
Mr. More
Well, Buster passed the receipt through his bowels, and it looks like the receipt is still readable. I am trying to poke it with a stick and tugging with tweezers, as it's pretty gross. But that receipt is stuck in that shit like cement. Remind me to change his brand of dog food, okay?
I put it in a container and took to Western Union, but they refused to accept the receipt so I could get my money back and do a new transaction.
So what do I do now? If you want I can box is up and mail it to you, and you may have a way to separate it. Maybe it needs to harden or something and then I can use a jackhammer to break it loose? Or you can.
Please send me your address, so I can ship it off. I don't know what else to do. Western Union won't accept it, and I can't get my money back without giving them the MTCN.
I gottta run. I think Buster just ate my charge card....
Jeremiah |
|
_________________ Support bacteria. It's the only culture some people have. (my quote--not a lad's)
*****
x97 [I lost count years ago and don't keep track anymore]
x3
<a href="/forum/donate.php">[Click here to donate to 419Eater.com]</a>
x3 : Femmy Bait w/Team Femmy |
|
|
|
bobdemol
Baiting Guru
Joined: 30 Dec 2008
Posts: 2212
Location: Belgium
|
Posted:
Fri Feb 18, 2011 11:44 am |
|
Quote: |
I put it in a container and took to Western Union, but they refused to accept the receipt |
Splendid reply |
_________________ yOU WICKED AND EVIL MAN,PERISH TO HELL WHERE YOU BELONG - Obinna
You have made me get to take my drugs. -Claude Dominique after ticking over 1000 boxes-
FOR THE LAST TIME DONT EVER SENT ME EMTY SLIP AGAIN -Barrister Mustapha-
why must you act like childish game. -Eng Uzeze-
why are u so stupid and fullish like that go to hall. u idiot - Topman Stephen
LOOK AM SICK AND TYRED WITH ALL THIS TAMBAMBLING OF YOUR. -Barr. Bulunga-
Linos: Togo-Benin Mike Obidi: Onitsha-Lagos-Accra (1800KM/1120Miles)
Felix: Accra-Lomé (x3)
Pic of a beer drinking goat |
|
|
|
TheDane
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Aug 2010
Posts: 5194
Location: Meanwhile, somewhere else...
|
Posted:
Fri Feb 18, 2011 11:49 am |
|
dwatina wrote: |
I gottta run. I think Buster just ate my charge card.... |
|
_________________ x122 x3 x2 x2 x13
Trafalgar Square 2013
Goat Milk Lad 2012-13:
Lagos-Ouagadougou-Arbinda Warri-Yaoundé
I AM A FOOL AND I AM SO DISAPPOINTED - Brother Okei AKA Goat Milk Lad
I do not wish my enemy what I have experienced and this humiliation you are putting me through - Rushforth (on behalf of Dharma & Dr Mike) |
|
|
|
dwatina
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Feb 2010
Posts: 7164
Location: Home of the Orangemen! Friends call me Doc
|
Posted:
Fri Feb 18, 2011 12:18 pm |
|
Thanks bobdemol and TheDane
Now I just have to wait and see if he replies back or not. |
_________________ Support bacteria. It's the only culture some people have. (my quote--not a lad's)
*****
x97 [I lost count years ago and don't keep track anymore]
x3
<a href="/forum/donate.php">[Click here to donate to 419Eater.com]</a>
x3 : Femmy Bait w/Team Femmy |
|
|
|
Dr Mike
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Jun 2010
Posts: 3264
Location: Due north
|
Posted:
Fri Feb 18, 2011 12:40 pm |
|
If he replies to that "crap" you'll have a keeper. |
_________________
X10
Trafalgar Square 2013
X 24 Random safaris
X 12 Welcome to Sweden
X 9 Chadian minister of tourism project
X 9 Rame Head pilgrimage
Rame Head 2013
Globe of Gluttony
CBC Documentary Safari |
|
|
|
Fowan Nyne
Baiting Guru
Joined: 12 Aug 2009
Posts: 3720
Location: Miniluv
|
Posted:
Sun Feb 20, 2011 7:04 pm |
|
^^ Most definitely. He'll go through all kinds of shit for you... |
_________________
I can't wait for 'Eater Easter!
Find out about Rental Scams
"Note I am very weak by straight"
"Did you want to cheat me or play on my intelligent?"
"All necessary preparation for the movement of the stool are in the pipe line" - Stan "the man" Agbley
Click here to see a proper scam
|
|
|
|
Master_Bader
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 16 Feb 2011
Posts: 39
Location: on teh interwebs, annoying scam doodz
|
Posted:
Sun Feb 20, 2011 7:15 pm |
|
If you'd like, I can take a picture of one of my dogs eating a credit card..
Your choices are:
1) Leo, The Basset Hound. He's a big dumb animal.
2) Ellie, The French Bulldog. She's cute as anything, but eats anything she sees.
And the best thing ever,
3) BUSTER, the schnauzer. He's actually the smart one.
I have a few c/c's I wouldn't mind donating to the cause. |
|
|
|
|
SlapHappy
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 May 2006
Posts: 9612
Location: Floating up and down with happiness.
|
Posted:
Sun Feb 20, 2011 7:39 pm |
|
@Master_Bader - Dogs are ITP, much as I hate to say it. |
_________________ x Reven U., Fats Walla, Donny
x10 X2 MM:Mikex2, JohnK, D@rlington, Ob1, Armstrong, Ismail, TG&Friend
x3 Nancy, Security Guy, Robert Accra-Tamale
(19 mo.) Tina and Joe's Safari - Accra to Niger & Timbucktu
Z@ke & Charlie -Wulugu Or Bust Safari- Lagos to Paga & Tokwari X2 - 3800mi.
x3 H3ctor & C@leb - Yankar1 & Parakou
x2 Charles and Friend-Amsterdam to Vatican
Issac to Chad
Be A Cool Cat, Like Me Trophy Videos Cool Stuff
|
|
|
|
Master_Bader
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 16 Feb 2011
Posts: 39
Location: on teh interwebs, annoying scam doodz
|
Posted:
Sun Feb 20, 2011 7:50 pm |
|
Okay, help a noob out, what is ITP?
I'm assuming that means it's a no-no. |
|
|
|
|
Mortal
Baiting Guru
Joined: 02 Jul 2009
Posts: 3473
Location: Smarter than your smartphone™
|
Posted:
Sun Feb 20, 2011 7:51 pm |
|
ITP is innocent third party.
This means it's somebody that is involved in neither bait or scammer (as only baiters and scammers are ) and we don't involve them in our baits in any form. You can always make up people, non existing friends and imaginary bankers...
And well... imaginary dogs... |
_________________ x87 x5
Ugly Duckling with Mountain Goat and Osazee : Cameroon -> Nigeria
Paul with Just Cold: Benin -> Lagos -> Abuja
George: Accra -> Togo I really want to do business with you, because i know you are an Angel send to rescue me by God.
x6
GOD PUNISH YOU, GOD PUNISH YOU, GOD PUNISH YOU. Mr. Olisa
Every night a phonecall from you, you talk rubbish. Mr. Olisa
Juan's hidden fries! |
|
|
|
Master_Bader
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 16 Feb 2011
Posts: 39
Location: on teh interwebs, annoying scam doodz
|
Posted:
Sun Feb 20, 2011 7:58 pm |
|
Ah! Got it! |
|
|
|
|
TheDane
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Aug 2010
Posts: 5194
Location: Meanwhile, somewhere else...
|
Posted:
Sun Feb 20, 2011 11:30 pm |
|
^^^ Or put simply - you can take pics of your dogs, but you can't use their real names. |
_________________ x122 x3 x2 x2 x13
Trafalgar Square 2013
Goat Milk Lad 2012-13:
Lagos-Ouagadougou-Arbinda Warri-Yaoundé
I AM A FOOL AND I AM SO DISAPPOINTED - Brother Okei AKA Goat Milk Lad
I do not wish my enemy what I have experienced and this humiliation you are putting me through - Rushforth (on behalf of Dharma & Dr Mike) |
|
|
|
Fowan Nyne
Baiting Guru
Joined: 12 Aug 2009
Posts: 3720
Location: Miniluv
|
Posted:
Mon Feb 21, 2011 12:17 am |
|
FUCK ME!!
My dog knows how to pose for a shot but I wouldn't let him eat my plastic!
He says that he would do the shot for the right money though but he says "No swallowing" |
_________________
I can't wait for 'Eater Easter!
Find out about Rental Scams
"Note I am very weak by straight"
"Did you want to cheat me or play on my intelligent?"
"All necessary preparation for the movement of the stool are in the pipe line" - Stan "the man" Agbley
Click here to see a proper scam
|
|
|
|
dwatina
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Feb 2010
Posts: 7164
Location: Home of the Orangemen! Friends call me Doc
|
Posted:
Mon Feb 21, 2011 1:05 am |
|
Alas, gang, my lad did reply, but only said that I was crazy. |
_________________ Support bacteria. It's the only culture some people have. (my quote--not a lad's)
*****
x97 [I lost count years ago and don't keep track anymore]
x3
<a href="/forum/donate.php">[Click here to donate to 419Eater.com]</a>
x3 : Femmy Bait w/Team Femmy |
|
|
|
|