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chukscam
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 12 Feb 2011
Posts: 2
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Sat Feb 12, 2011 7:47 am |
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This is the first time I've ever received a 419, so i had to mess with them. We decided that i was a nigerian expat in australia, and would be honoured to help out the family of our respected president... So i made a fake email address, wrote up my reply, not giving them anything they actually asked for, and now we are awaiting our first reply...
The scam
Dear: Friend,
I am Hajia Turai, The wife of former president Umaru Musa Yar-adua who died and was buried according to Islamic law on 5th of may 2010 after a long protracted illness. i have contacted you to assist me secure the sum of Twenty Eight Million Five Hundred Thousand United State Dollars($28,500,000) which he deposited with a commercial bank in Oversea before he died on the above date mentioned.
However, I want this transaction to be a secret between me and you so that the Federal Government of Nigeria or any of the family member will not know about it, as a matter of fact i must to tell you that all the vital information's of the bank where the fund deposited will be giving to you by me, I will urgently need your advice on investment options where we can invest this money in your country. Our sharing term and condition shall be discuses as soon as I hear from you.
Finally, I would want you to forward to me the below information's.
1) Your Full Name
2) Your Contact Address and Cell Phone Number.
i will be looking forward to hear from you.
Remain Bless.
Hajia Turai Yara'dua
And my reply....
Honorable Madam Turai,
I am nigerian citizen, although currently live in australia since my family fled here after the war in 1970. I am humbled that you have chosen me to help you in this time of your greiving the loss of our great president, Umaru Musa Yar-adua. After almost a year, it still saddens me to think of the passing of this great man, even all the way here in Australia.
I look forward to helping you in any way that I can, as I love my old home as much as my new home. fortunately my new life in australia has been very good to me. I have found much success in the computers industry, and now have a large house for my wife and six children, although three of those have now left home with their own wifes and successful branches of my business. I hope that I can use any of my resources to assist you in any way that I can to bring you the peace of mind that you so dearly need in this tough time.
I look forward to hearing from you soon
Humbly yours
Chukwunonye Omotoso |
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Ezio
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 03 Nov 2010
Posts: 903
Location: Munching vegetables and hopping around
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Sat Feb 12, 2011 12:47 pm |
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Interesting - any time I've ever baited as a Nigerian ex-pat or a son of Nigerian parents born abroad, they've always dropped me like a radioactive potato. |
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X 1 from team baits (thank you, bait_my_hook!)
X 5 on my own
X 20 Japan massbait
X 2 Peckam massbait
X 16
¨HOW DEER YOU INSULT YOUR FATHERS AGE IN SUCH AN INDISPEAKABLE MANNER? .... YOU WILL ROAST LIKE A ROASTED GOAT. FROM WHICH YOUR ACHES WILL NOT BE AVAILABLE FOR THEE USE OF YOUR BURIAL....YOU TOOTHLESS BOO DOG STEPPING ON MY TOES..... YOU ARE A REJECTED CHILD OF YOUR PARENT AND A BASTARD WHO HAVE NO DIRECTION IN GHANA" (Mr. K. Smith)
"MARK MY WORD. YOU CAN'T LIVE BEYOND THIS MONTH....the only condition that what am saying will not happend this month is if you are not a guy man."(ASEM'd insult lad) |
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chukscam
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 12 Feb 2011
Posts: 2
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Wed Feb 16, 2011 1:01 am |
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Yes, it seems that they don't want to know poor old chukwunonye. I guess these "Nigerians" don't want to deal with anyone that might actually know something about Nigeria...
or maybe they're just slow responders.... |
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Ezio
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 03 Nov 2010
Posts: 903
Location: Munching vegetables and hopping around
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Wed Feb 16, 2011 11:10 am |
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Nigerian ex-pat characters are great for sending insult scripts though.
I'm currently working on a letter in which my Nigerian ex-pat character debates an unnamed oga who claims that guymen are patriots doing good for their country (at the end, my character will get worked up and conclude "Guymen are the shit of the earth.") |
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X 1 from team baits (thank you, bait_my_hook!)
X 5 on my own
X 20 Japan massbait
X 2 Peckam massbait
X 16
¨HOW DEER YOU INSULT YOUR FATHERS AGE IN SUCH AN INDISPEAKABLE MANNER? .... YOU WILL ROAST LIKE A ROASTED GOAT. FROM WHICH YOUR ACHES WILL NOT BE AVAILABLE FOR THEE USE OF YOUR BURIAL....YOU TOOTHLESS BOO DOG STEPPING ON MY TOES..... YOU ARE A REJECTED CHILD OF YOUR PARENT AND A BASTARD WHO HAVE NO DIRECTION IN GHANA" (Mr. K. Smith)
"MARK MY WORD. YOU CAN'T LIVE BEYOND THIS MONTH....the only condition that what am saying will not happend this month is if you are not a guy man."(ASEM'd insult lad) |
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