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lord goldblade
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Wed Feb 09, 2011 5:52 pm |
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Just wondering before i run this through google translate and get lots of weird grammar issues, though thinking about it, might make the bait quite funny....
URGENT....
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From:
Mahama Sankara <[email protected]>
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Add to Contacts
To:
Du bureau de Mr,Mahama Sankara
Chef de service du bureau de changes à la
Banque OF AFRICA(BOA).OUAGADOUGOU BURKINA FASO.
Bonjour!
Tout d’abord je ne saurai commencer ce message sans solliciter votre
confiance, votre disponibilité, votre discrétion. Tout ceci parce que c’est une affaire classée top secret et d’une extrême urgence ; raison pour laquelle nous vous avons contacté par courrier
électronique. Sachant que c’est une affaire qui aux yeux de n’importe qui attirera des inquiétudes et beaucoup de peur ; je tiens donc a vous rassurer que tout ira bien, vous ne courrez aucun danger jusqu'à la fin de l’opération.
PRESENTATION: Je suis Monsieur Mahama Sankara Chef de service du Bureau de Changes à la Banque OF AFRICA(BOA).OUAGADOUGOU BURKINA FASO; Je viens vers vous pour vous faire part de la situation suivante qui se présente dans notre institution bancaire. MA PROPOSITION: Un homme de nationalité Américaine, le défunt physicien Dr.George Brumley , âgé de 68 ans, exportateur de pétrole et en contrat avec le gouvernement libyen est décédé des suites d’un crash aérien au KENYA le samedi 19 Juillet 2003 avec toute sa famille ne laissant derrière lui personne pour réclamer ses biens.
Ce monsieur ayant un compte d’une valeur De 17 Millions de dollars Américains (Dix Sept millions de dollars Américains) somme que le gouvernement s’apprête a léguer à un membre de sa famille qui se présenterait comme héritier pouvant fournir les preuves nécessaires ; or les efforts multiples ont été faits par la BANQUE pour retrouver les membres de sa famille ce qui s’est avérée impossible ; alors pour des raisons donc nous venons de vous faire part, nous (mon collègue et moi) avons décidés de vous solliciter en vous faisant passer pour un membre de la famille du défunt ; opportunité bien sûr qui sera appuyée et dirigée par nous, car étant des cadres de la banque nous savons comment procéder pour entrer en possession de cette fortune; afin d'éviter que ce fonds profite au gouvernement burkinabé que mon collègue et moi avons décidé de chercher un partenaire étranger qui peut nous aider à faire transférer ces fonds dans son compte bancaire.
Tous les documents et preuves nécessaires que la banque vous demandera vous seront bien sûr fournis par nous, ce qui permettra que le virement Des 17 millions de dollars Américains (dix sept millions de dollars Américains) soit fait dans le compte votre
banque entant que bénéficiaire. Encore une fois nous vous rassurons que c’est une affaire ou vous ne courrez aucun risque nous vous demandons tout simplement de faire agir votre
sens de discrétion et tout se passera sans problème.
L’essentiel étant dit, nous vous présentons avec votre accord bien sûr comment le partage se fera après le transfert de cette somme dans votre compte bancaire : Vous aurez 30% en tant qu’associé. Lors du partage 5% seront mis de côté pour rembourser les dépenses que nous effectuerons vous et moi pendant la transaction. Sachant que vous méritez la confiance que nous vous faisons en acceptant cette préposition, pour faire plus ample connaissance nous vous prions de nous envoyer votre numéro de téléphone et fax. Pour d'amples informations sur la tragique histoire du Dr.George Brumley, veuillez consulter le Site WEB suivant:
" http://www.cnn.com/2003/WORLD/africa/07/20/kenya.crash/index.html "
Nous vous transmettons notre sympathie et notre considération.
MR,Mahama Sankara. |
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UserWhatever
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Joined: 09 Feb 2011
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Wed Feb 09, 2011 6:24 pm |
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What do you need? Just a basic run-down?
Effectively, Dr.George Brumley, American, and his whole family died in a crash and his enormous fortune of 17 mill is just waiting to line your pockets. DON'T SAY A WORD! Is totally top secret etc. You'll get 30% for stashing the cash in your account for a while.
And if you want to know all about the terrible tragedy of Dr.George Brumley, just click the link. |
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lord goldblade
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Location: Slaying The Prophets Ov Isa
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Wed Feb 09, 2011 6:31 pm |
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Thats brill mate, i can read french a bit so i thought i had a rough idea, but ta for clearing it up, i shall reply via google translate and see how long i can keep it running via that |
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Otterfan
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Wed Feb 09, 2011 6:31 pm |
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You don't even need to know what it says! Just reply "Your email interested me and I would like to know more so I can help". If they want to do business in English, they'll switch and the bait's up and running. I think a done-through-machine-translation bait would become tedious quite quickly. And you wouldn't know if the howlers from your lad are the result of his own writing or the inaccurate translation. |
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UserWhatever
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Wed Feb 09, 2011 6:36 pm |
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Unfortunately Google translate doesn't translate too well from English to most of the Romance languages, because the rgammar structure is so different. However, it may be useful in convincing your lad that you're a poor, pathetic individual who just wants to help...
Oh, and you're apparently a long-lost relative. As if you didn't know that already |
Last edited by UserWhatever on Wed Feb 09, 2011 6:42 pm; edited 2 times in total |
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lord goldblade
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Wed Feb 09, 2011 6:39 pm |
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that was my thoughts exactly, google translate or bablefish wish make it quite an amusing read, especially if i use some good ole yorkshire slang |
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UserWhatever
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Wed Feb 09, 2011 6:42 pm |
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Erm, actually, here's a good way to get going:
Ah, non! Mon pauvre oncle! quelle horreur! Merci monsieur pour me contacter! Je veux vous assister, bien sur, mais, si ca ne fait rien, je parle Francais comme une vache Espagnol. est-ce-que nous peuvons parler Anglais, s'il vous plait?
(Oh, no, my poor uncle! How terrible! Thank you sir for contacting me. I want to help you, of course, but, if you don't mind, I speak French like a Spanish Cow {Real expression, I promise}. can we please speak in English?) |
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Ezio
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Wed Feb 09, 2011 10:31 pm |
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I'm a professional translator, if you need something done send me a PM. |
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Morgain Le Fay
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Thu Feb 10, 2011 1:46 am |
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^^^^ Can you do Croatian? That is my favorite. I think my next royalty character shall be Croatian.................I know the lay of the land in Salt, Croatia.........or rather the island off Salt. |
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The Scam Hunter
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Thu Feb 10, 2011 7:54 am |
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Although no translator program is perfect, I've used this one and it works for me.
http://imtranslator.com/
It also gives you the back translation to help you see if what you said is what you said. |
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bait_my_hook
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Thu Feb 10, 2011 10:27 am |
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Hyperwords plug-in for Firefox translates on in place if you are using browser based email, useful for web pages
FWIW |
_________________ x lots x few x3
Mass Clown Bait 2011 HERE: clownsX5 cupidsX3 fishers-of-menX1 baptismX1 bunnyX1 circus-skillsX2
Nativity 2011 bait (with lots of goats) is here
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AMU NNA GI = YOU BIG COCK
Am not comfortable with this western union thing any more - Kelvin Smith
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lord goldblade
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Thu Feb 10, 2011 9:14 pm |
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cheers guys ive used maxanansi rather good reply, so just waiting to hear back from them, ill keep you updated. |
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Berry Madickin
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Fri Feb 11, 2011 8:07 am |
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I always thought google translate did a pretty good job http://translate.google.com/# of course they aren't going to be able to translate slang or anything like that but it can go back and forth from French to English (English to French), or whatever language you are translating from. You have to remember though google has 2 translating programs the one I posted above is the better of the two. The other one is for translating a sentence or two while the latter can translate multiple paragraphs or pages. |
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bait_my_hook
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Fri Feb 11, 2011 9:05 am |
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@ lord goldblade
not sure how good a job it would make of "ey up lad" though |
_________________ x lots x few x3
Mass Clown Bait 2011 HERE: clownsX5 cupidsX3 fishers-of-menX1 baptismX1 bunnyX1 circus-skillsX2
Nativity 2011 bait (with lots of goats) is here
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AMU NNA GI = YOU BIG COCK
Am not comfortable with this western union thing any more - Kelvin Smith
...i will get you down you asshole f*cking shit - Tom Bruce the hitlad |
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lord goldblade
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Fri Feb 11, 2011 8:21 pm |
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hahaha had 2 test it
ey up lad, did thee see that reet big dog ova thee'a.
ey jusqu'à garçon, ne te vois que reet thee'a grande ovules de chien. |
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bait_my_hook
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Sat Feb 12, 2011 4:53 pm |
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PMSL |
_________________ x lots x few x3
Mass Clown Bait 2011 HERE: clownsX5 cupidsX3 fishers-of-menX1 baptismX1 bunnyX1 circus-skillsX2
Nativity 2011 bait (with lots of goats) is here
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AMU NNA GI = YOU BIG COCK
Am not comfortable with this western union thing any more - Kelvin Smith
...i will get you down you asshole f*cking shit - Tom Bruce the hitlad |
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Morgain Le Fay
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Sun Feb 13, 2011 7:55 pm |
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^^^ Looks like you are now GOLD |
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