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extremeb
419Eater is my life
Joined: 29 Sep 2010
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Tue Feb 08, 2011 3:02 am |
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Meet Mary... She's from Amsterdam Canada  No wait... now she's from Los Angeles, and worked for her parents in a Rubber company in Canada, but it has been shut down because they recently died in an auto crash in the states and had to move to Ghana. Confused yet??
Her 4ppl profiles states:
Occupation: lap technition
Masters degree
Income $150,000 - $500,000
I think Mary and I are going to be in love by next week.  |
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internationalchrysis
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Aug 2008
Posts: 3793
Location: Romancing the (Blood from a) stone!
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Tue Feb 08, 2011 3:31 am |
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Sounds like a keeper! It also sounds like she has more than one background story and is getting them mixed up. Hopefully she'll fall in love sooner |
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Proud "member" of "The Todger Club"!
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"You can go now and f*ck yourself with a donkey or horse because you really need to be f*cked by a donkey or horse"
(George Michael's brother Frank/Frannypoo)
"You are a dead meat!"
(Léon the (Not so) Professional)
(19 in total:
x2 Léon the (not so) Professional. x4 Via Swindler's list. x4 Via Will and Grace the Law Firm. x3 *Hitman, x1 Hitman: The sequel!, , x1 Haiti scam, x1 The Bimbo (via Umbongo Chambers),
x1 Rita the ETA eater, x1 Via Team Doughnut, x1 Via Prince Emaka, x4 via the Nazis) |
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Dya Reyarunen-Downmeleg
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Joined: 10 Aug 2009
Posts: 4129
Location: At the toilet door yelling are you almost done in there? Oops, too late...
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Tue Feb 08, 2011 4:52 am |
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Congratulations, extremeb! I hope that you and Mary will be very happy together!  |
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^ You are my favorite Canadian on Earth.  Pastor Frank
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so as to enable the conclusion of this transaction on your behalf since you are not dead because if you are dead you would not have write me because I know that never will a dead
write to living...
I could receive the document official which you want to forward me for adhesion with TW@T
I am captivated, impressed and hypnotised with your sincerity
This you’re TW@T has it existed some how somewhere before?
Your ASSCODE is: 999-035-2655
"I Am Not a Justin Beiber Fan" innocent.being
Steward, WTF?
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internationalchrysis
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Aug 2008
Posts: 3793
Location: Romancing the (Blood from a) stone!
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Tue Feb 08, 2011 6:14 am |
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Rubber Factory??? Why not offer he a job making GIMP Suits!!!!  |
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Proud "member" of "The Todger Club"!
x1 (Senegal to Gambia)
"You can go now and f*ck yourself with a donkey or horse because you really need to be f*cked by a donkey or horse"
(George Michael's brother Frank/Frannypoo)
"You are a dead meat!"
(Léon the (Not so) Professional)
(19 in total:
x2 Léon the (not so) Professional. x4 Via Swindler's list. x4 Via Will and Grace the Law Firm. x3 *Hitman, x1 Hitman: The sequel!, , x1 Haiti scam, x1 The Bimbo (via Umbongo Chambers),
x1 Rita the ETA eater, x1 Via Team Doughnut, x1 Via Prince Emaka, x4 via the Nazis) |
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extremeb
419Eater is my life
Joined: 29 Sep 2010
Posts: 407
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Tue Feb 08, 2011 12:08 pm |
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@IC Yes, confused indeed. Here is the photo she sent of herself:
@Fartina...why thank you!! your invited to the wedding |
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internationalchrysis
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Aug 2008
Posts: 3793
Location: Romancing the (Blood from a) stone!
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Tue Feb 08, 2011 11:06 pm |
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don't trip her up on it, in fact compliment her on how much prettier she gets with every photo |
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Proud "member" of "The Todger Club"!
x1 (Senegal to Gambia)
"You can go now and f*ck yourself with a donkey or horse because you really need to be f*cked by a donkey or horse"
(George Michael's brother Frank/Frannypoo)
"You are a dead meat!"
(Léon the (Not so) Professional)
(19 in total:
x2 Léon the (not so) Professional. x4 Via Swindler's list. x4 Via Will and Grace the Law Firm. x3 *Hitman, x1 Hitman: The sequel!, , x1 Haiti scam, x1 The Bimbo (via Umbongo Chambers),
x1 Rita the ETA eater, x1 Via Team Doughnut, x1 Via Prince Emaka, x4 via the Nazis) |
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Dya Reyarunen-Downmeleg
** REMEMBERED **
Joined: 10 Aug 2009
Posts: 4129
Location: At the toilet door yelling are you almost done in there? Oops, too late...
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Tue Feb 08, 2011 11:45 pm |
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^^^
Brilliant!  |
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^ You are my favorite Canadian on Earth. Pastor Frank
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so as to enable the conclusion of this transaction on your behalf since you are not dead because if you are dead you would not have write me because I know that never will a dead
write to living...
I could receive the document official which you want to forward me for adhesion with TW@T
I am captivated, impressed and hypnotised with your sincerity
This you’re TW@T has it existed some how somewhere before?
Your ASSCODE is: 999-035-2655
"I Am Not a Justin Beiber Fan" innocent.being
Steward, WTF?
SAY NO TO SCURVY |
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internationalchrysis
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Aug 2008
Posts: 3793
Location: Romancing the (Blood from a) stone!
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Wed Feb 09, 2011 12:32 am |
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with luck, he won't realise he's done it, and may get confused enough to send the same thing to a real vic. Hopefully, that'll raise a few eyebrows |
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Proud "member" of "The Todger Club"!
x1 (Senegal to Gambia)
"You can go now and f*ck yourself with a donkey or horse because you really need to be f*cked by a donkey or horse"
(George Michael's brother Frank/Frannypoo)
"You are a dead meat!"
(Léon the (Not so) Professional)
(19 in total:
x2 Léon the (not so) Professional. x4 Via Swindler's list. x4 Via Will and Grace the Law Firm. x3 *Hitman, x1 Hitman: The sequel!, , x1 Haiti scam, x1 The Bimbo (via Umbongo Chambers),
x1 Rita the ETA eater, x1 Via Team Doughnut, x1 Via Prince Emaka, x4 via the Nazis) |
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extremeb
419Eater is my life
Joined: 29 Sep 2010
Posts: 407
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Wed Feb 09, 2011 1:59 am |
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^^^ I just complimented him on how "cute" she was... but the photo was blurry, so send me another. |
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my desire longs for your wet virginal which I intend to perfectly crest to a very high sense of you reaching a desirable organisms
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extremeb
419Eater is my life
Joined: 29 Sep 2010
Posts: 407
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Wed Feb 09, 2011 2:31 am |
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So I was wrong... I said Mary and me would be in love by next week... I sent Mary an email like 15 minutes ago, I just finished posting the message above, checked my email...
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| I met you some days ago on the Internet, and since that time, I have grown to love you so deeply. I have heard it said that online romances don't last, but I disagree. I know that what we are doing may be considered wrong by some, but I also know what I feel in my heart, and I know that it's real...I lay awake at night, sometimes, and I cry 'cause I miss you so much. I know that we can't change the past, and I know that we can't predict the future, but my heart does not lie ... I am so in love with you...I miss you so much. I can't convince you how much I miss you. You know that I can't stay without your for one minute! i really want to spend the rest of my life with you..i want to be your every thing...I love you with all my heart.. |
You were right IC... Linus IS Hot!!
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my desire longs for your wet virginal which I intend to perfectly crest to a very high sense of you reaching a desirable organisms
* Rhymes with Orange |
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internationalchrysis
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Aug 2008
Posts: 3793
Location: Romancing the (Blood from a) stone!
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Wed Feb 09, 2011 2:50 am |
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I'd TURN for Linus, especially his sexy (and not at all threatening) tattoo |
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Proud "member" of "The Todger Club"!
x1 (Senegal to Gambia)
"You can go now and f*ck yourself with a donkey or horse because you really need to be f*cked by a donkey or horse"
(George Michael's brother Frank/Frannypoo)
"You are a dead meat!"
(Léon the (Not so) Professional)
(19 in total:
x2 Léon the (not so) Professional. x4 Via Swindler's list. x4 Via Will and Grace the Law Firm. x3 *Hitman, x1 Hitman: The sequel!, , x1 Haiti scam, x1 The Bimbo (via Umbongo Chambers),
x1 Rita the ETA eater, x1 Via Team Doughnut, x1 Via Prince Emaka, x4 via the Nazis) |
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Phil Yerboots
Elite Baiter
Joined: 29 Oct 2009
Posts: 1342
Location: Back in Asena's sandbox
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Wed Feb 09, 2011 1:58 pm |
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@Chrys @extremeb
You think LINUS is hot? I'm hitting the date sites with this guy from now on.
Hello Ladies!!
Guitars, Guns, Gonads. What's not to love? |
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 Ibadan-Abidjan-Bouake (with Dr Mike & The Monsignor) "i sleep in the park again and am scaring" Ebay  (with SheepFishing)
Todger Club (Class of 2013)
"I want your head on a platter between my slapping breast-buds." Doughnut
"You are sick and need medical attention. I just realised." Pee |
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bohigal
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Aug 2007
Posts: 7226
Location: Epstein's Delicatessen
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Wed Feb 09, 2011 2:03 pm |
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^^^Its the Guitar Hero axe that made me swoon. omg.
lap technition sounds like an interesting career. |
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Stop typing in french, am seriously dissapointed....am just confused!!!
You will have my nuts in your hands as soon as i have the latrine in my hand & i will pay the goats to the lawyer
My dear with this only, it is clear you have contacted and communicated with Africa Fraudsters and even send funds to him. what a pity!
YOU ARE A WITCH. MAY YOU MENSURATE NON STOP TILL THE END OF YOUR LIFE
  Team Hector:Lagos-Douala,Benin-Liberia,Senegal-Gambia-Mali-Chad, Egypt  ,Awka w/ Shorty
Shorty Abidjan w/ Juan
Bibian
  
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Phil Yerboots
Elite Baiter
Joined: 29 Oct 2009
Posts: 1342
Location: Back in Asena's sandbox
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Wed Feb 09, 2011 2:28 pm |
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I think, Bohigal, you'll find that "Lap Technition" is the fancy way of saying stripper/pole dancer. |
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Ibadan-Abidjan-Bouake (with Dr Mike & The Monsignor) "i sleep in the park again and am scaring" Ebay (with SheepFishing)
Todger Club (Class of 2013)
"I want your head on a platter between my slapping breast-buds." Doughnut
"You are sick and need medical attention. I just realised." Pee |
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internationalchrysis
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Aug 2008
Posts: 3793
Location: Romancing the (Blood from a) stone!
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Wed Feb 09, 2011 11:01 pm |
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@ phil... I think I'm in lurve. I thought Chris was fun, I can't IMAGINE how much fun you can have with that pic as your profile 
it's like Sarah Palin with a beard! |
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Proud "member" of "The Todger Club"!
x1 (Senegal to Gambia)
"You can go now and f*ck yourself with a donkey or horse because you really need to be f*cked by a donkey or horse"
(George Michael's brother Frank/Frannypoo)
"You are a dead meat!"
(Léon the (Not so) Professional)
(19 in total:
x2 Léon the (not so) Professional. x4 Via Swindler's list. x4 Via Will and Grace the Law Firm. x3 *Hitman, x1 Hitman: The sequel!, , x1 Haiti scam, x1 The Bimbo (via Umbongo Chambers),
x1 Rita the ETA eater, x1 Via Team Doughnut, x1 Via Prince Emaka, x4 via the Nazis) |
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extremeb
419Eater is my life
Joined: 29 Sep 2010
Posts: 407
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Thu Feb 10, 2011 12:07 am |
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Once again, knowing that one should never consume a beverage while reading here has saved my keyboard. Priceless!
I think we should start a thread with some of our most outrageous dating profiles. Guitar gunman is definately leading the polls. |
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my desire longs for your wet virginal which I intend to perfectly crest to a very high sense of you reaching a desirable organisms
* Rhymes with Orange |
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internationalchrysis
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Aug 2008
Posts: 3793
Location: Romancing the (Blood from a) stone!
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Thu Feb 10, 2011 12:17 am |
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| Guitar gunman is definately leading the polls. |
Oh HELL yeah!!! Followed closely by Linus... We're gonna have to lift our game on this one
I think I will adapt my darling niece's profile... to THIS:
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Proud "member" of "The Todger Club"!
x1 (Senegal to Gambia)
"You can go now and f*ck yourself with a donkey or horse because you really need to be f*cked by a donkey or horse"
(George Michael's brother Frank/Frannypoo)
"You are a dead meat!"
(Léon the (Not so) Professional)
(19 in total:
x2 Léon the (not so) Professional. x4 Via Swindler's list. x4 Via Will and Grace the Law Firm. x3 *Hitman, x1 Hitman: The sequel!, , x1 Haiti scam, x1 The Bimbo (via Umbongo Chambers),
x1 Rita the ETA eater, x1 Via Team Doughnut, x1 Via Prince Emaka, x4 via the Nazis) |
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leonsumbitches
Elite Baiter
Joined: 15 Oct 2010
Posts: 1046
Location: I'm out there, where every man wants to be
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Thu Feb 10, 2011 4:38 am |
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You can never go wrong with serial killers.
Here's a pic I frequently send to lads:
Also:
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