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Fo'andles
Elite Baiter
Joined: 06 Jul 2007
Posts: 1654
Location: busy doing nothing, somewhere
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Fri Feb 04, 2011 10:27 pm |
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_________________ * Help Keep Eater Running - Click here to donate
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FUK OOOOOOOOF - Mrs Cooker James
you are a fo0l forever because you are not worthy to be a human being but an Animal.
.something that cannot take 10minutes is taking you 2months- barrister lawrence |
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DoraTheExplorer
Baiting Guru
Joined: 18 Nov 2008
Posts: 9263
Location: Magnolia, Mississippi
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Fri Feb 04, 2011 10:41 pm |
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bravobaby wrote: |
My burning loins would melt away your snowy heart in a matter of seconds. |
Let's keep those burning loins under wraps for the time being. That is, unless you are willing to dance for me?
Shake Your Bon-Bon for me baybee. C'mon, you know you wanna. |
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Paga John Paga Willie Paga Kingsley James
The Dynamic Duo Travels! |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Fri Feb 04, 2011 10:42 pm |
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On the heath a little flower blooms and it's called: Asena.
Hot from a hundred thousand little bees that swarm over Asena
because her heart is full of sweetness,
her flowery dress gives off a delicate scent.
On the heath a little flower blooms and it's called: Asena.
Back home lives a lovely blonde girl, she's called: Asena.
This girl is my faithful darling and my happiness, Asena.
When the flower on the heath blooms red-lilac,
I sing her this song in greeting.
On the heath a little flower blooms and it's called: Asena.
It reads better in the original German, I'll admit. |
_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
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x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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bait_my_hook
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 03 Aug 2010
Posts: 858
Location: God's own county, UK
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Fri Feb 04, 2011 11:04 pm |
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@ Dora
think I've just been rick rolled |
_________________ x lots x few x3
Mass Clown Bait 2011 HERE: clownsX5 cupidsX3 fishers-of-menX1 baptismX1 bunnyX1 circus-skillsX2
Nativity 2011 bait (with lots of goats) is here
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AMU NNA GI = YOU BIG COCK
Am not comfortable with this western union thing any more - Kelvin Smith
...i will get you down you asshole f*cking shit - Tom Bruce the hitlad |
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Badgerbait
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jan 2009
Posts: 4507
Location: Winter spites...
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Fri Feb 04, 2011 11:32 pm |
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The things we do for love...
There, there... bmh... There, there.
*sigh*
by the way, I'm wearing the smile you gave me... |
_________________ I have arrived in Moscow. Has gone to bank and to me have told that there is no such transfer for me!!!!
What does it mean? You played with me? If it so that you very much the cruel man and I am assured of that that the god will see your cruelty.
Explain to me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - Alena Byk0va
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We are Karma's soldiers.
<a href="/forum/donate.php">Mugu Gold</a>
I must be cruel, only to be kind:
Thus bad begins and worse remains behind. -Hamlet, scene iv
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bravo95
Elite Baiter
Joined: 08 Aug 2010
Posts: 1990
Location: Wouldn't you like to know...
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Sat Feb 05, 2011 12:17 am |
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Dora baby love you picked my favorite song! It's a sign we are meant to be together!
I'm ready and willing sporting the outfit you told me to get but I wish you would explain why I have to wear this baby
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_________________ Trophies!
Off to see the wizard!
Shortstuff
Brother Mike co-bait with NWM : Agbor, Nigeria to Douala
Brother Mike again with the help of Juan and Allst@R : Agbor to Abuja
Pastor Clet Star Wars Safari Accra-Bauchi Co-Bait with NWM and the Rebels
Justice my He@vy Elecric1ty lad Accra to Tamale with the help of Alls@r and Juan
Operation "Lagos spy"
The Dynamic Dumbasses |
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jose_cuervo
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Mar 2006
Posts: 8175
Location: Packing Vaseline in my frilly boots, I can’t help if it gets in other places.
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Sat Feb 05, 2011 1:47 am |
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My dearest Fartina,
Don't be deceived by Juan's empty woo's, he's only pulling your leg. I, on the other hand, will happily pull your finger. |
_________________ ~
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Ima Baeder
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 May 2007
Posts: 18313
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Sat Feb 05, 2011 2:07 am |
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^^^
Slightly sent me a long private message full of sweet and tender words . . . at least I think they were sweet and tender, I have to Google some of them to figure out what they mean. Anyway, he's feeling meek and shy. You all know how he is like that. You probably should not click on this link to send him a PM with glittery and annoying Valentine's day greetings: http://forum.419eater.com/forum/privmsg.php?mode=post&u=27738
To clarify, this is the type of thing you should not include when you don't PM him:
While I'm here with helpful information: you should not use this link to send Elton pictures to Klaasvaak: http://forum.419eater.com/forum/privmsg.php?mode=post&u=1335
Do not send him this type of image that I found for you to not use:
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_________________ 348 Fake Sites killed
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Reaper
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 06 May 2007
Posts: 0
Location: Travelling in a fried-out combie. On a hippie trail, head full of zombie...
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Sat Feb 05, 2011 2:20 am |
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^^PM war time? PM war time.
@Dora, you know me too damn well. |
_________________ 110+
x15 x18 50+
Shola - 4.3k miles Lagos - Abidjan | Lagos - N'Djamena, Chad | Lagos - Sokoto "i have not eaten anything except water"
Mr Floyd - Lagos - N'Djamena, Chad | Lagos -N'Djamena --> Abeche, with RS (7 days in hell ) "we are dieing here"
Art Trophies: <a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=129502">Eva Bust</a> - <a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=135167">Reaper's Art Gallery</a>
- I am the King of Rome, and above grammar
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mr.scissorkick
Elite Baiter
Joined: 03 Feb 2009
Posts: 1973
Location: 50.299209,-3.650293
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Sat Feb 05, 2011 2:29 am |
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Hey! Slightly's my valentine! |
_________________ -MY DEAR SIR STOP THIS BULL SHIRT WHO IS MR.GOMER? ~Pual Williams
-This is why your wife divorced you! ~Melveille Turner (Hawaiian Punch)
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x 34 (Hi, kids!)
Accra-Lagos = "you made me and my people to wiat at the air port for nothing sake.and pay for hotel resavetion its not sound." -John Asamoha
Hon. Martins 16 Jan 2009 - 7 May 2011
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Dya Reyarunen-Downmeleg
** REMEMBERED **
Joined: 10 Aug 2009
Posts: 4129
Location: At the toilet door yelling are you almost done in there? Oops, too late...
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Sat Feb 05, 2011 3:11 am |
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Sweet Jose wrote...
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My dearest Fartina,
Don't be deceived by Juan's empty woo's, he's only pulling your leg. I, on the other hand, will happily pull your finger. |
*Swoon* |
_________________ ^ You are my favorite Canadian on Earth. Pastor Frank
x163
so as to enable the conclusion of this transaction on your behalf since you are not dead because if you are dead you would not have write me because I know that never will a dead
write to living...
I could receive the document official which you want to forward me for adhesion with TW@T
I am captivated, impressed and hypnotised with your sincerity
This you’re TW@T has it existed some how somewhere before?
Your ASSCODE is: 999-035-2655
"I Am Not a Justin Beiber Fan" innocent.being
Steward, WTF?
SAY NO TO SCURVY |
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Juan Freizwidatt
Associate
Joined: 18 Apr 2004
Posts: 20834
Location: Hanging out at In-n-Out
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Sat Feb 05, 2011 4:10 am |
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Jose, you may as well give up now. You may have persuasive powers, which already appear to be having an effect on the delectable Fartina. But just remember that I hold the ultimate advantage: proximity. In 30 minutes I can drive to her doorstep and personally hand her a dozen long-stem roses -- no stolen Internet images required. There is a downside, admittedly: she would then see me in person and my astonishingly appealing Internet persona might just lose a tiny smidgen of its luster. Not to mention, her husband might elect to beat the crap out of me on the spot. But it's <strike>probably</strike> possibly a risk worth taking.
Getting back to your situation, I think Dora may still be accepting applications, although her website did indicate she may be booked up already. |
_________________ "SATAN WILL KILL YOU . BECAUSE YOU ARE A DAUGHTER OF MERMAID"
"HOW DOES IT SOUND TO YOU THAT ANOTHER PERSON IS DEALING WITH YOU AND ASK YOU TO CONTACT ANOTHER PERSON AND NOW YOU SAID THAT YOU WANT TO DEAL WITH THE OTHER PERSON WITHOUT THE KNOWING OF THE PERSON THAT ASK YOU TO CONTACT THE OTHER PERSON"
I apologize again that I will lick the dust from your sandals - Shorty
x4: Shorty
x 16:
US lad w/Capone: ( )
- ATL>DC>ATL>Vegas>Seattle>ATL>San Diego>LA>ATL>Seattle>ATL>WY>ATL>Aspen>ATL (21K+ miles, $11K+ expenses)
Shorty w/bohigal:
- Lagos>Abidjan
Random lads:
- Douala>Korup; Lagos>Cotonou>Parakou; Cotonou>Niger border; Cotonou>Pendjari>jail in Tanguietta; Asaba>Abuja; Accra>Tamale
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bravo95
Elite Baiter
Joined: 08 Aug 2010
Posts: 1990
Location: Wouldn't you like to know...
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Sat Feb 05, 2011 4:39 am |
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Juan Freizwidatt aka Benedict Arnold wrote: |
Getting back to your situation, I think Dora may still be accepting applications, although her website did indicate she may be booked up already. |
Juan how could you do this to a fellow brother in safari!! I guess all is fair in love and war but I feel I'm no match for Jose and his persuasive powers.
Dora I know these guys are green but please baby love dumpling don't let their feud over Fartina interfear with our chance at romance. Juan is just trying to use you in a ploy of miss-direction . Remeber no one will shake their bon bon like I will for you. |
_________________ Trophies!
Off to see the wizard!
Shortstuff
Brother Mike co-bait with NWM : Agbor, Nigeria to Douala
Brother Mike again with the help of Juan and Allst@R : Agbor to Abuja
Pastor Clet Star Wars Safari Accra-Bauchi Co-Bait with NWM and the Rebels
Justice my He@vy Elecric1ty lad Accra to Tamale with the help of Alls@r and Juan
Operation "Lagos spy"
The Dynamic Dumbasses |
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Dya Reyarunen-Downmeleg
** REMEMBERED **
Joined: 10 Aug 2009
Posts: 4129
Location: At the toilet door yelling are you almost done in there? Oops, too late...
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Sat Feb 05, 2011 4:55 am |
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Juan
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_________________ ^ You are my favorite Canadian on Earth. Pastor Frank
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so as to enable the conclusion of this transaction on your behalf since you are not dead because if you are dead you would not have write me because I know that never will a dead
write to living...
I could receive the document official which you want to forward me for adhesion with TW@T
I am captivated, impressed and hypnotised with your sincerity
This you’re TW@T has it existed some how somewhere before?
Your ASSCODE is: 999-035-2655
"I Am Not a Justin Beiber Fan" innocent.being
Steward, WTF?
SAY NO TO SCURVY |
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leonsumbitches
Elite Baiter
Joined: 15 Oct 2010
Posts: 1046
Location: I'm out there, where every man wants to be
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Sat Feb 05, 2011 5:08 am |
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_________________ I DON'T. Buy the tomatoes with. The stems. On them. They don't. Degrade. They go. Down the sink. And into the WATER. Then. They get lodged in the throats of little. OTTERS.
GYV::Tanstaafl::Abiga::Game-theory::Church-Sites
x 18 (10 from Tanstaafl baits) x 5 x 2 x 2
SW Bait - Cl3tus Orof3 Accra->8auchi->Accra->Lagos, co-bait with Nowhere Man, Bravo, The Dane & psychicbait
insults and more
How to kill a Badger |
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Dya Reyarunen-Downmeleg
** REMEMBERED **
Joined: 10 Aug 2009
Posts: 4129
Location: At the toilet door yelling are you almost done in there? Oops, too late...
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Sat Feb 05, 2011 5:17 am |
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^^^
How romantic! (NOT)
Who are you wooing with that?!? |
_________________ ^ You are my favorite Canadian on Earth. Pastor Frank
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so as to enable the conclusion of this transaction on your behalf since you are not dead because if you are dead you would not have write me because I know that never will a dead
write to living...
I could receive the document official which you want to forward me for adhesion with TW@T
I am captivated, impressed and hypnotised with your sincerity
This you’re TW@T has it existed some how somewhere before?
Your ASSCODE is: 999-035-2655
"I Am Not a Justin Beiber Fan" innocent.being
Steward, WTF?
SAY NO TO SCURVY |
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Kokomeister
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Sep 2008
Posts: 3001
Location: Wandering around the world with a sense of adventure!
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Sat Feb 05, 2011 6:06 am |
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For N.O.R.A:
"Best Friends" for those who don't speak Swedish. |
_________________ red head gangster (Emma the Tropical Herbalist)
YOU ARE PLAYING WITH MY LIFE ADVENTURE (Joel Desire)
YOU ARE SUCH A BIG SICKNESS THAT STEP ON ME! (Joel Desire)
YOU ARE TOO SMALL, GO AHEAD WITH WHATEVER YOU THINK OR IMAGINED THAT YOU CAN DO TO ME, ONCE YOU TRY ONCE YOU WILL DIE HARD. YOU BETTER DON'T TRY ME AT ALL YOU FOOL- Mariam Abacha (6 months)
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=232044">[Current ongoing bait]</a>
<a href="/forum/donate.php">[Exclusive prizes]</a>
x17
Auntie Tina- Lagos-Parakou-Tanguieta-Niamey-Tera-Mallanville-Lagos "well the story you read in children's fairytale story book when you are young is not the same as what is happing now." |
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Kokomeister
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Sep 2008
Posts: 3001
Location: Wandering around the world with a sense of adventure!
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Sat Feb 05, 2011 6:06 am |
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For everyone else:
Corona:
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_________________ red head gangster (Emma the Tropical Herbalist)
YOU ARE PLAYING WITH MY LIFE ADVENTURE (Joel Desire)
YOU ARE SUCH A BIG SICKNESS THAT STEP ON ME! (Joel Desire)
YOU ARE TOO SMALL, GO AHEAD WITH WHATEVER YOU THINK OR IMAGINED THAT YOU CAN DO TO ME, ONCE YOU TRY ONCE YOU WILL DIE HARD. YOU BETTER DON'T TRY ME AT ALL YOU FOOL- Mariam Abacha (6 months)
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=232044">[Current ongoing bait]</a>
<a href="/forum/donate.php">[Exclusive prizes]</a>
x17
Auntie Tina- Lagos-Parakou-Tanguieta-Niamey-Tera-Mallanville-Lagos "well the story you read in children's fairytale story book when you are young is not the same as what is happing now." |
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Juan Freizwidatt
Associate
Joined: 18 Apr 2004
Posts: 20834
Location: Hanging out at In-n-Out
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Sat Feb 05, 2011 6:30 am |
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@Fartina: if you'll actually join me in a Double-Double I think we may have something very special going on. But if you opt for tofu...... Well, we need to talk.
Edit to add: if anyone who reads this misinterprets it as innuendo, you need to move to the left coast and discover what I'm really saying. |
_________________ "SATAN WILL KILL YOU . BECAUSE YOU ARE A DAUGHTER OF MERMAID"
"HOW DOES IT SOUND TO YOU THAT ANOTHER PERSON IS DEALING WITH YOU AND ASK YOU TO CONTACT ANOTHER PERSON AND NOW YOU SAID THAT YOU WANT TO DEAL WITH THE OTHER PERSON WITHOUT THE KNOWING OF THE PERSON THAT ASK YOU TO CONTACT THE OTHER PERSON"
I apologize again that I will lick the dust from your sandals - Shorty
x4: Shorty
x 16:
US lad w/Capone: ( )
- ATL>DC>ATL>Vegas>Seattle>ATL>San Diego>LA>ATL>Seattle>ATL>WY>ATL>Aspen>ATL (21K+ miles, $11K+ expenses)
Shorty w/bohigal:
- Lagos>Abidjan
Random lads:
- Douala>Korup; Lagos>Cotonou>Parakou; Cotonou>Niger border; Cotonou>Pendjari>jail in Tanguietta; Asaba>Abuja; Accra>Tamale
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Dya Reyarunen-Downmeleg
** REMEMBERED **
Joined: 10 Aug 2009
Posts: 4129
Location: At the toilet door yelling are you almost done in there? Oops, too late...
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Sat Feb 05, 2011 6:39 am |
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A double-double is a Canadian term used to describe how you take your coffee - two teaspoons of sugar and two creams. Generally used in any Tim Hortons location. I just take a bit of 1% milk in my coffee.
Meeting for coffee would be o.k. but are you sure you wouldn't like to go to In and Out instead??? |
_________________ ^ You are my favorite Canadian on Earth. Pastor Frank
x163
so as to enable the conclusion of this transaction on your behalf since you are not dead because if you are dead you would not have write me because I know that never will a dead
write to living...
I could receive the document official which you want to forward me for adhesion with TW@T
I am captivated, impressed and hypnotised with your sincerity
This you’re TW@T has it existed some how somewhere before?
Your ASSCODE is: 999-035-2655
"I Am Not a Justin Beiber Fan" innocent.being
Steward, WTF?
SAY NO TO SCURVY |
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psychicbait
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Nov 2009
Posts: 2782
Location: wherever, dressed to kill
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Sat Feb 05, 2011 12:15 pm |
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To my secret Eater love
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Slightlyoutofit
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Feb 2007
Posts: 14310
Location: Foraging for Nuts.
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Sat Feb 05, 2011 2:57 pm |
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@ Ima.
You wouldn't even bloody look at me when I was gold or green. Now I'm red though? Yeah. Typical bloody woman. If it's not cars or money, they're after status.
At least Scissorkick is sincere in his love for me.
Even though I hate him. |
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God will see you true for all this you have done to me you bastard. - Collins Kalu
MAY THE HAND THAT TYPE ON KEYBORD BECOME STRICKEN AND TRANSMIT VIRUS TO YOU ENTIRE BODY. - Dr Linda Akeem
oh what a mess its time cabbage punks like u will be expose for trully what they are. - David Cole |
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DoraTheExplorer
Baiting Guru
Joined: 18 Nov 2008
Posts: 9263
Location: Magnolia, Mississippi
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Sat Feb 05, 2011 3:37 pm |
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Juan, who I used to speak initialized, mangled, google-translate french to wrote: |
I think Dora may still be accepting applications, although her website did indicate she may be booked up already. |
Well, since I can't have you I had to go searching, didn't I? And you are quite right, www.valentinesfordora.com has been very busy this past week. In fact, it has overloaded the server and is temporarily down.
And bravobaby, my one and only Palm Pilot, you needn't seriously concern yourself with those men in green (well not much, anyway). Any man that will dress up in a banana suit and shake his bon-bon like you did last night is definitely one who has my heart. Did you remember that today is MC Hammer day baybee? I hope you brought your parachute pants. We are going to have some fun today!
However, this might be something you need to pay attention to. Just this morning in my email, I received an email from an anonymous admirer. The addy was one I don't know and the instructions were for me to post it in this thread.
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Oh beautiful explorer wont you explore my heart
You know I loved you right from the start
Since the 2009 valentines thread
i've wanted you into my life and then in my head
Your way with the lads, has my heart melting
The way they sing to you while your giving them a belting
You close down their sites with determination and grace
It's no wonder I'm not alone in thinking your ace
There will of course be many other suitors
But they just want quick fun and to feel your hooters
My love for you will last for much more than a day
Not just a fling involving bourbon, a barn and some hay
If you will have me and I hope that you do
You will have my heart and my love so true
You will see a smile so sparkly and wide
When you take my love and let it inside
Dora my beautiful, my princess forever
Please come join me and be together
You know that I wanted to tell you before
That you are the one that I will adore
My heart it still beats as strongly as ever
And my desire for good will change never
Dora if you'll please give me a chance
You'll find my heart if you follow romance |
Oh my!! I wonder who it is?? A real secret admirer? Or was it someone here that is just to shy to post? Hmmmmm, definitely has my attention!! To whoever you are, this is for you: |
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Slightlyoutofit
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Feb 2007
Posts: 14310
Location: Foraging for Nuts.
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Sat Feb 05, 2011 3:41 pm |
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God will see you true for all this you have done to me you bastard. - Collins Kalu
MAY THE HAND THAT TYPE ON KEYBORD BECOME STRICKEN AND TRANSMIT VIRUS TO YOU ENTIRE BODY. - Dr Linda Akeem
oh what a mess its time cabbage punks like u will be expose for trully what they are. - David Cole |
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Klaasvaak
Baiting Guru
Joined: 11 May 2004
Posts: 2163
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Sat Feb 05, 2011 4:44 pm |
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hello ladies
OK. Not only is the above a "Klaasvaak WTF? Moment", it's also NSFW and pretty fucked up. Where he finds shit like this, I've no idea. Is there a separate internet for freaks? - Slightly |
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