Valentine's Day 2011

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Posted: Fri Feb 04, 2011 10:27 pm

Posted: Fri Feb 04, 2011 10:41 pm

bravobaby wrote:

My burning loins would melt away your snowy heart in a matter of seconds.

Let's keep those burning loins under wraps for the time being. That is, unless you are willing to dance for me?

Shake Your Bon-Bon for me baybee. C'mon, you know you wanna.

Posted: Fri Feb 04, 2011 10:42 pm

On the heath a little flower blooms and it's called: Asena.
Hot from a hundred thousand little bees that swarm over Asena
because her heart is full of sweetness,
her flowery dress gives off a delicate scent.
On the heath a little flower blooms and it's called: Asena.

Back home lives a lovely blonde girl, she's called: Asena.
This girl is my faithful darling and my happiness, Asena.
When the flower on the heath blooms red-lilac,
I sing her this song in greeting.
On the heath a little flower blooms and it's called: Asena.

It reads better in the original German, I'll admit.

here · Posted: Fri Feb 04, 2011 11:04 pm

@ Dora

think I've just been rick rolled Embarassed

Posted: Fri Feb 04, 2011 11:32 pm

The things we do for love...

There, there... bmh... There, there.

*sigh*

by the way, I'm wearing the smile you gave me...

Posted: Sat Feb 05, 2011 12:17 am

Dora baby love you picked my favorite song! It's a sign we are meant to be together!

I'm ready and willing sporting the outfit you told me to get but I wish you would explain why I have to wear this baby Rolling Eyes

Posted: Sat Feb 05, 2011 1:47 am

My dearest Fartina,

Don't be deceived by Juan's empty woo's, he's only pulling your leg. I, on the other hand, will happily pull your finger. Very Happy

Baiting Guru Joined: 03 May 2007 Posts: 18313

^^^

Slightly sent me a long private message full of sweet and tender words . . . at least I think they were sweet and tender, I have to Google some of them to figure out what they mean. Anyway, he's feeling meek and shy. You all know how he is like that. You probably should not click on this link to send him a PM with glittery and annoying Valentine's day greetings: http://forum.419eater.com/forum/privmsg.php?mode=post&u=27738

To clarify, this is the type of thing you should not include when you don't PM him:

While I'm here with helpful information: you should not use this link to send Elton pictures to Klaasvaak: http://forum.419eater.com/forum/privmsg.php?mode=post&u=1335

Do not send him this type of image that I found for you to not use:

Posted: Sat Feb 05, 2011 2:20 am

^^PM war time? PM war time.

@Dora, you know me too damn well. Laughing

Posted: Sat Feb 05, 2011 2:29 am

Hey! Slightly's my valentine!

Posted: Sat Feb 05, 2011 3:11 am

Sweet Jose wrote...

Quote:

My dearest Fartina,

Don't be deceived by Juan's empty woo's, he's only pulling your leg. I, on the other hand, will happily pull your finger.

*Swoon*

Posted: Sat Feb 05, 2011 4:10 am

Jose, you may as well give up now. You may have persuasive powers, which already appear to be having an effect on the delectable Fartina. But just remember that I hold the ultimate advantage: proximity. In 30 minutes I can drive to her doorstep and personally hand her a dozen long-stem roses -- no stolen Internet images required. Wink

There is a downside, admittedly: she would then see me in person and my astonishingly appealing Internet persona might just lose a tiny smidgen of its luster. Not to mention, her husband might elect to beat the crap out of me on the spot. But it's <strike>probably</strike> possibly a risk worth taking.

Getting back to your situation, I think Dora may still be accepting applications, although her website did indicate she may be booked up already.

Posted: Sat Feb 05, 2011 4:39 am

Juan Freizwidatt aka Benedict Arnold wrote:

Getting back to your situation, I think Dora may still be accepting applications, although her website did indicate she may be booked up already.

Juan how could you do this to a fellow brother in safari!! I guess all is fair in love and war but I feel I'm no match for Jose and his persuasive powers.

Dora I know these guys are green but please baby love dumpling don't let their feud over Fartina interfear with our chance at romance. Juan is just trying to use you in a ploy of miss-direction . Remeber no one will shake their bon bon like I will for you.

Posted: Sat Feb 05, 2011 4:55 am

Juan

insults and more · Posted: Sat Feb 05, 2011 5:08 am

Posted: Sat Feb 05, 2011 5:17 am

^^^

How romantic! (NOT)

Who are you wooing with that?!? Laughing

Posted: Sat Feb 05, 2011 6:06 am

For N.O.R.A:

"Best Friends" for those who don't speak Swedish.

Posted: Sat Feb 05, 2011 6:06 am

For everyone else:

Corona:

Posted: Sat Feb 05, 2011 6:30 am

@Fartina: if you'll actually join me in a Double-Double I think we may have something very special going on. But if you opt for tofu...... Well, we need to talk. Wink

Edit to add: if anyone who reads this misinterprets it as innuendo, you need to move to the left coast and discover what I'm really saying. Laughing

Posted: Sat Feb 05, 2011 6:39 am

A double-double is a Canadian term used to describe how you take your coffee - two teaspoons of sugar and two creams. Generally used in any Tim Hortons location. I just take a bit of 1% milk in my coffee.
Meeting for coffee would be o.k. but are you sure you wouldn't like to go to In and Out instead??? Laughing

Posted: Sat Feb 05, 2011 12:15 pm

To my secret Eater love

Posted: Sat Feb 05, 2011 2:57 pm

@ Ima.

You wouldn't even bloody look at me when I was gold or green. Now I'm red though? Yeah. Typical bloody woman. If it's not cars or money, they're after status.

At least Scissorkick is sincere in his love for me.

Even though I hate him.

Posted: Sat Feb 05, 2011 3:37 pm

Juan, who I used to speak initialized, mangled, google-translate french to wrote:

I think Dora may still be accepting applications, although her website did indicate she may be booked up already.

Well, since I can't have you I had to go searching, didn't I? And you are quite right, www.valentinesfordora.com has been very busy this past week. In fact, it has overloaded the server and is temporarily down. Wink

And bravobaby, my one and only Palm Pilot, you needn't seriously concern yourself with those men in green (well not much, anyway). Any man that will dress up in a banana suit and shake his bon-bon like you did last night is definitely one who has my heart. Did you remember that today is MC Hammer day baybee? I hope you brought your parachute pants. We are going to have some fun today!

However, this might be something you need to pay attention to. Just this morning in my email, I received an email from an anonymous admirer. The addy was one I don't know and the instructions were for me to post it in this thread.

Quote:

Oh beautiful explorer wont you explore my heart
You know I loved you right from the start
Since the 2009 valentines thread
i've wanted you into my life and then in my head

Your way with the lads, has my heart melting
The way they sing to you while your giving them a belting
You close down their sites with determination and grace
It's no wonder I'm not alone in thinking your ace

There will of course be many other suitors
But they just want quick fun and to feel your hooters
My love for you will last for much more than a day
Not just a fling involving bourbon, a barn and some hay

If you will have me and I hope that you do
You will have my heart and my love so true
You will see a smile so sparkly and wide
When you take my love and let it inside

Dora my beautiful, my princess forever
Please come join me and be together
You know that I wanted to tell you before
That you are the one that I will adore

My heart it still beats as strongly as ever
And my desire for good will change never
Dora if you'll please give me a chance
You'll find my heart if you follow romance

Oh my!! I wonder who it is?? A real secret admirer? Or was it someone here that is just to shy to post? Hmmmmm, definitely has my attention!! To whoever you are, this is for you: Pretty Rose

Posted: Sat Feb 05, 2011 3:41 pm

Baiting Guru Joined: 11 May 2004 Posts: 2163

hello ladies

OK. Not only is the above a "Klaasvaak WTF? Moment", it's also NSFW and pretty fucked up. Where he finds shit like this, I've no idea. Is there a separate internet for freaks? - Slightly