Author |
Message |
woodyuk
Master Baiter
Joined: 12 Apr 2007
Posts: 104
Location: Dazed and confused
|
Posted:
Thu Feb 03, 2011 9:19 am |
|
At 11.45 pm (GMT) last night BBC Radio 4 broadcast the first episode of a new comedy series entitled "The Bob Servant Emails"
The series tells the story of Bob,a retired scotsman who wins a computer in a raffle at his local bowls club and when the only emails he receives are spam he decides to reply to a few and keep the fraudsters busy.
You can read about Bob by clicking the link below and listen to the first episode,"Lions,Gold and Confusion"on BBC iplayer.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b00xzm0q
Happy listening. |
|
|
|
|
manbiteslion
Baiting Guru
Joined: 12 Dec 2007
Posts: 4816
Location: Connecting my chair and keyboard
|
Posted:
Thu Feb 03, 2011 10:38 am |
|
|
|
|
woodyuk
Master Baiter
Joined: 12 Apr 2007
Posts: 104
Location: Dazed and confused
|
Posted:
Thu Feb 03, 2011 11:12 am |
|
Yes I've been here a while but the fact that my first post was today is testament to the other members here.
Eater has been my baiting bible for nearly 4 years now but in all that time I've never had to ask a question because with enough searching and browsing of the forum I've always managed to find the answers or resources that I needed.
After listening to the first episode of the new BBC show last night though and nearly crying with laughter I decided it was time to hit the keyboard and hopefully make my first post a worthwhile one. |
|
|
|
|
Slightlyoutofit
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Feb 2007
Posts: 14310
Location: Foraging for Nuts.
|
Posted:
Thu Feb 03, 2011 12:28 pm |
|
woodyuk wrote: |
with enough searching and browsing of the forum I've always managed to find the answers or resources that I needed.
|
I like you.
I like you a lot. |
_________________
God will see you true for all this you have done to me you bastard. - Collins Kalu
MAY THE HAND THAT TYPE ON KEYBORD BECOME STRICKEN AND TRANSMIT VIRUS TO YOU ENTIRE BODY. - Dr Linda Akeem
oh what a mess its time cabbage punks like u will be expose for trully what they are. - David Cole |
|
|
|
manbiteslion
Baiting Guru
Joined: 12 Dec 2007
Posts: 4816
Location: Connecting my chair and keyboard
|
Posted:
Thu Feb 03, 2011 12:41 pm |
|
^^^ (be very scared!) ^^^
Glad to have you here, and please do feel free to post and chat here, not a bad crowd as crowds of vengeful vigilantes go |
_________________ Premium Wimp Convincer - Click Me! |
|
|
|
spot
Moderator
Joined: 25 Aug 2005
Posts: 9149
Location: Criminal Disruption Department.
|
Posted:
Thu Feb 03, 2011 12:44 pm |
|
A very funny guy (Bob Servant; not you MBL) |
_________________ x32
|
|
|
|
SlapHappy
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 May 2006
Posts: 9612
Location: Floating up and down with happiness.
|
Posted:
Thu Feb 03, 2011 1:26 pm |
|
Thanks for the link, woodyuk. That was funny stuff. |
_________________ x Reven U., Fats Walla, Donny
x10 X2 MM:Mikex2, JohnK, D@rlington, Ob1, Armstrong, Ismail, TG&Friend
x3 Nancy, Security Guy, Robert Accra-Tamale
(19 mo.) Tina and Joe's Safari - Accra to Niger & Timbucktu
Z@ke & Charlie -Wulugu Or Bust Safari- Lagos to Paga & Tokwari X2 - 3800mi.
x3 H3ctor & C@leb - Yankar1 & Parakou
x2 Charles and Friend-Amsterdam to Vatican
Issac to Chad
Be A Cool Cat, Like Me Trophy Videos Cool Stuff
|
|
|
|
woodyuk
Master Baiter
Joined: 12 Apr 2007
Posts: 104
Location: Dazed and confused
|
Posted:
Thu Feb 03, 2011 2:00 pm |
|
Yes,Bob's quite a character but then any man who was tough enough to win the notorious Dundee Cheesburger Wars of the 1980s is certainly not going to stand any nonsense from the lads!
I can't help thinking though that there could be some mileage in the "getting paid in wild animals" modality and there could be some great trophy pictures to be had of your lad with the relevant animal holding a sign saying something like "this is your lion".
I'll see what my next eager lad thinks of the idea. |
|
|
|
|
psychicbait
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Nov 2009
Posts: 2782
Location: wherever, dressed to kill
|
Posted:
Thu Feb 03, 2011 2:14 pm |
|
I have a new love in my life- Bob Servant. |
|
|
|
|
Vampiremerchant
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Nov 2009
Posts: 3227
Location: Scotland
|
Posted:
Thu Feb 03, 2011 3:45 pm |
|
What can I say ?
Brilliant............
and Bookmarked ! |
_________________ * Help Keep Eater Running - Click here to donate
x 35
x 100
(with thanks to Nigel Tuffnel)
My dear Brother , if I have to you to scam you, May the WROGHT of GOD be upon me and my generation |
|
|
|
llamedos
Been There, Done That
Joined: 04 Jun 2004
Posts: 2695
Location: ^^^ Wherever the other side has gone to
|
Posted:
Thu Feb 03, 2011 5:56 pm |
|
woodyuk wrote: |
I've never had to ask a question because with enough searching and browsing of the forum I've always managed to find the answers or resources that I needed. |
A visitor who doesn't ask questions!?
We should have him stuffed...
Welcome and thanks for the very funny linky
I just might have a go at that wild animal modality meself. |
_________________ x13 x 15
Accra - Lome (16/7/05 midnight - 5am) Accra - Lome - Benin Jul '11
Barrister Addo Williams: I want you to know that I am not impressed with your performance towards this project.
Mattins Wilson: ...and they stated morken me and tarfing at me as if am a full, so please it is enough OK. /AND/ I promise you for all this furffring that you are furffring to me <--- No, I haven't a clue either
Peter Ovdo: I want you to have trust in me that all is ok as stated in my last mail to you which i wrote in big letters
Ethel Gnassingbe: FOUK YOU AND GO TO HELL
"I am a bomb technician. If you see me running, try to keep up" |
|
|
|
Connie L. Gus
Moderator
Joined: 07 Oct 2005
Posts: 7243
Location: Somewhere over the rainbow
|
Posted:
Thu Feb 03, 2011 6:10 pm |
|
An excellent program. |
_________________ x8
LISTEN TO ME WHAT DO YOU TAKE ME FOR ONE OF THOSE CHEAP CROOK OR WHAT -tobi donito
-a few,
LISTEN I CAN NOT TAKE YOUR SHIT ANY LONGER WE HAVE WHROTE A PETITION AGAINST YOU TO THE FBI WITH ALL OUR EVIDENCE YOU ARE INTO PROSTITUTION,DRUG DEALING, FORGERY, CREDIT CARDS FORGRY WESTEN UNION FALSIFICATION,DRUGING MEN,COMMETING MURDER, STEALING, DRUNCARD, ALL THIS WE HAVE THE EVIDENCE TO PROOF OUR CASE AGAINST YOU.-Johnson Hill
I am not finding it any funny...Henry A., Lagos, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin, WIMPed
I am stranderd. Henry A. Lagos to Accra, WIMPed for 67 days.
* Help Keep Eater Running - Click here to donate |
|
|
|
woodyuk
Master Baiter
Joined: 12 Apr 2007
Posts: 104
Location: Dazed and confused
|
Posted:
Thu Feb 03, 2011 10:17 pm |
|
Quote: |
I just might have a go at that wild animal modality meself. |
Yes,I think the get paid in wild animals modality could have real legs.
My main man Lou Smorals has been a bit quiet lately after being badly injured in a freak drinking accident involving himself and his faithfull secretary Faye McAdemy that left them both incapable of going back to the WU office to sort out an ongoing MTCN problem and so his current transaction with his kind benefactor seems to have come to an end.
This weekend could see him reincarnated though as the owner of a private zoo who is in big trouble with the tax man and so is quite happy to stump up a few thousand dollars in fees if he can receive his contract/inheritance/lotto funds in livestock rather than cash.
The potential for form filling and paperwork is astounding,I can see there being a need for animal passports,pedigree certificates,vet's certificates showing that the livestock is disease free etc,etc,etc.
I'll keep you all posted should anything develop. |
Last edited by woodyuk on Thu Feb 03, 2011 11:00 pm; edited 1 time in total |
|
|
|
manbiteslion
Baiting Guru
Joined: 12 Dec 2007
Posts: 4816
Location: Connecting my chair and keyboard
|
Posted:
Thu Feb 03, 2011 10:52 pm |
|
|
|
|
Fryer
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 Mar 2008
Posts: 2672
Location: Global Computer Mega Cafe
|
Posted:
Fri Feb 04, 2011 12:33 am |
|
woodyuk wrote: |
I've never had to ask a question because with enough searching and browsing of the forum I've always managed to find the answers or resources that I needed. |
Hopefully you'll stick around, post up and share some of your knowledge/experience. I find I learn a little bit, good or bad, from every bait and from every baiter's input!
Personally, after all that time I'd probably have forgotten either my login or my password. Cheers!! |
_________________ x 710 x N x 2 Click here for a Sure Fire Pith Helmet Modality
YOU ARE A MOTHERFUCKER SCUMBAG AND AN EMPTY VESSEL
FUCK YOU AND YOUR ENTIRE FAMILY . YOU ARE SATAN. YOU ARE ANTI-CHRIST
guy nawaaa for you oooh |
|
|
|
internationalchrysis
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Aug 2008
Posts: 3793
Location: Romancing the (Blood from a) stone!
|
Posted:
Fri Feb 04, 2011 4:38 am |
|
Nice post. For a change the BBC iPLayer worked in Australia and I had a great giggle. I'll be bookmarking as well... |
_________________ Proud "member" of "The Todger Club"!
x1 (Senegal to Gambia)
"You can go now and f*ck yourself with a donkey or horse because you really need to be f*cked by a donkey or horse"
(George Michael's brother Frank/Frannypoo)
"You are a dead meat!"
(Léon the (Not so) Professional)
(19 in total:
x2 Léon the (not so) Professional. x4 Via Swindler's list. x4 Via Will and Grace the Law Firm. x3 *Hitman, x1 Hitman: The sequel!, , x1 Haiti scam, x1 The Bimbo (via Umbongo Chambers),
x1 Rita the ETA eater, x1 Via Team Doughnut, x1 Via Prince Emaka, x4 via the Nazis) |
|
|
|
Vinata Giolla
Master Baiter
Joined: 11 Oct 2010
Posts: 139
|
Posted:
Fri Feb 04, 2011 4:56 am |
|
|
|
|
Fridge
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 18 Jan 2011
Posts: 796
Location: Inside My Kleins
|
Posted:
Fri Feb 04, 2011 9:13 am |
|
These programs were originally on Radio4 about a month ago, i remember listening to them in the daytime.
The one with the best L-O-L value was the Russian love lad who needed money to pay for her dying Granny's medical bills.
Bob made her get her Granny to write to him from her hospital bed to prove she existed, then he wrote back to the lad and accused her Granny of being a 'Grade 1' sicko who just made sexual advances to him from her deathbed. |
|
|
|
|
spot
Moderator
Joined: 25 Aug 2005
Posts: 9149
Location: Criminal Disruption Department.
|
Posted:
Fri Feb 04, 2011 10:09 am |
|
Message from "Bob Servant"
'Robert Servant' wrote: |
hi there, thanks and glad some of your members have enjoyed the radio show. bob is a fictional character (though the emails in the book and radio are real), you might have picked that up if not sorry to shatter the illusion! Neil |
|
_________________ x32
|
|
|
|
llamedos
Been There, Done That
Joined: 04 Jun 2004
Posts: 2695
Location: ^^^ Wherever the other side has gone to
|
Posted:
Fri Feb 11, 2011 12:29 am |
|
Latest installment out now
Just had a listen.. Brilliant!!
It's the Russian Grandmother next week... |
_________________ x13 x 15
Accra - Lome (16/7/05 midnight - 5am) Accra - Lome - Benin Jul '11
Barrister Addo Williams: I want you to know that I am not impressed with your performance towards this project.
Mattins Wilson: ...and they stated morken me and tarfing at me as if am a full, so please it is enough OK. /AND/ I promise you for all this furffring that you are furffring to me <--- No, I haven't a clue either
Peter Ovdo: I want you to have trust in me that all is ok as stated in my last mail to you which i wrote in big letters
Ethel Gnassingbe: FOUK YOU AND GO TO HELL
"I am a bomb technician. If you see me running, try to keep up" |
|
|
|
danceswithcubes
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 19 Dec 2005
Posts: 7
Location: Kiwiland
|
Posted:
Sat Feb 12, 2011 5:34 pm |
|
manbiteslion wrote: |
You must have the longest join-first post gap of anyone I know here! |
Im shure that I might fit into that somwhere
Greetings all
Edit :missed out a letter , hey its late , |
|
|
|
|
manbiteslion
Baiting Guru
Joined: 12 Dec 2007
Posts: 4816
Location: Connecting my chair and keyboard
|
Posted:
Sat Feb 12, 2011 8:25 pm |
|
danceswithcubes wrote: |
Im shure that I might fit into that somwhere |
Many many welcomes to you too!! What kept you so long?! |
_________________ Premium Wimp Convincer - Click Me! |
|
|
|
N.O.R.A
Baiting Guru
Joined: 17 Feb 2008
Posts: 2358
Location: Enjoying all the love from Africa.
|
Posted:
Sat Feb 12, 2011 8:56 pm |
|
Woodyuk and Danceswithcubes, you should welcome me to Eater.
It's a remarkable day: to see SOOI liking someone. |
_________________ "I JUST WANT TO HEAR YOUR VOICE,IT WILL DO A LOT OF WONDERS TO MY BODY" [Lad being baited since May 2009]
"Yes,Miss N0ra is a prostitute,a slut and a professional harlot." [Another Lad, being baited since May 2009, to one of my characters]
[ + + + ] x some
"set him straight first on the pimple soaps and cleansers,then suggest the other..
we don't want a pimpley,less wrinkly botoxed man running loose" [SlapHappy]
My Mentor is a young, hot, sexy man or woman.
"I'm a girl." [Slightlyoutofit] |
|
|
|
N N N
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 26 Sep 2008
Posts: 689
|
Posted:
Mon Feb 14, 2011 12:50 pm |
|
something's wrong, I find myself in agreement with SOOI ... call a doctor NOW!
Welcome woodyuk |
|
|
|
|
Brainiac
Elite Baiter
Joined: 15 Feb 2010
Posts: 1338
Location: On the side of a volcano
|
Posted:
Wed Feb 16, 2011 8:09 am |
|
Any-thing in the media that puts scamming and spamming in the spotlight
is a fantastic public service. Radio, TV, print media, etc....
The more coverage and publicity the better. Whatever it takes to get the
word out re: scam e-mails. The general public can't be made too aware.
And Bob Servant is funny too. 900 to get to Scotland is he coming by
*%#@* helicopter ?? |
_________________ x19 (in a year) x18 (Tsunami tscammers in 4-days)
I am Christian and not a heathen as you mentioned
I am an FBI Agent and I work 24hours of the day.
You are playing with my intelligence.
You are making a fool of me. I am not here for joke. ---------(FBI agent Fred Owen)
You are so stupid...are you kidding yourself or are you insane? -----(hitlad "Dirty" Sanchez) |
|
|
|
|