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Cougar
Elite Baiter
Joined: 16 Apr 2009
Posts: 1293
Location: Curled up on the doctor's chair.
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Tue Feb 01, 2011 12:55 pm |
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Love, hugs and kisses to you all!
Badgey, oh Badgey, wherefore art thou? Wilt thou be mine, my sweet valentine?
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Asena
Elite Baiter
Joined: 26 Jan 2010
Posts: 1380
Location: Turn Left at Orion
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Tue Feb 01, 2011 1:39 pm |
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My heart is fixed, it shall not change, I love my choice too much to range. 
But, hey... anyone wanna be my secret valentine?
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Asena
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jose_cuervo
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Mar 2006
Posts: 8175
Location: Packing Vaseline in my frilly boots, I can’t help if it gets in other places.
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Tue Feb 01, 2011 1:56 pm |
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/\/\/\ Did you just get your hair done? It looks lovely! |
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bravo95
Elite Baiter
Joined: 08 Aug 2010
Posts: 1990
Location: Wouldn't you like to know...
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Tue Feb 01, 2011 2:09 pm |
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Dibs on whomever is desperate enough to take me!
I'm looking in Dora's direction! |
That is no way to talk to the lovely Dora mr.scissorkick! Her desperate? I think not!
Dora my sweet southern princess. You know I love the sweet Jiggy Jiggy but my heart desires more. Please do not break my hearton Valentines day. Tell me there is hope for a lonely boy from Texas with a Midwest accent.
I will do anything you want. Even that secret thing you told me you like to see men do. Your wish is my comand. Simply yank on the cork and your genie of love will come.
Yours truly,
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Trophies!
  
 Off to see the wizard!
   
 Shortstuff
Brother Mike co-bait with NWM : Agbor, Nigeria to Douala
Brother Mike again with the help of Juan and Allst@R : Agbor to Abuja
Pastor Clet Star Wars Safari Accra-Bauchi Co-Bait with NWM and the Rebels
Justice my He@vy Elecric1ty lad Accra to Tamale with the help of Alls@r and Juan
Operation "Lagos spy"
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Asena
Elite Baiter
Joined: 26 Jan 2010
Posts: 1380
Location: Turn Left at Orion
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Tue Feb 01, 2011 2:12 pm |
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A man who notices when a lady makes an effort, swoon - woo 1 to Jose!  |
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Asena
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leonsumbitches
Elite Baiter
Joined: 15 Oct 2010
Posts: 1046
Location: I'm out there, where every man wants to be
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Tue Feb 01, 2011 2:23 pm |
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I DON'T. Buy the tomatoes with. The stems. On them. They don't. Degrade. They go. Down the sink. And into the WATER. Then. They get lodged in the throats of little. OTTERS.
GYV::Tanstaafl::Abiga::Game-theory::Church-Sites
x 18 (10 from Tanstaafl baits) x 5 x 2    x 2 
SW Bait - Cl3tus Orof3 Accra->8auchi->Accra->Lagos, co-bait with Nowhere Man, Bravo, The Dane & psychicbait
insults and more
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DoraTheExplorer
Baiting Guru
Joined: 18 Nov 2008
Posts: 9263
Location: Magnolia, Mississippi
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Tue Feb 01, 2011 2:28 pm |
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Nice woo, jose. All women love it when men notice a new hairdo.
For those needing inspiration, here are the links to the past 2 years VD threads:
VD 2010
VD 2009
Of course, there are more from years previous if you search.
Taking a trip down memory lane and looking at some of the wonderful woos I have received in the past:
♫ Lad sings about Dora ♪
And from another:
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| This one goes out to the woman I love. I'm sure you'll receive lots of love notes the next weeks. I won't be competing for it, though. You know that everytime we talk, my heart beats a little faster, and I do everything to impress you. I'll do anything to keep you interested in me. When I didn't see you for a day, a bitter tear runs down my nose as I can't hold my head up without my daily fix of you. My addiction isn't smoking, drinking, or even baiting. The only reason I come back to these forums is to catch a glimp of those beautiful eyes. |
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| ..the hair-curlers and Tweetybird nightgown will be perfect for our run down to Walmart to buy more ammo for shooting possums |
:sigh:
Ahhh, this really is a very nice time of the year. 
For my Valentine: 
You have my heart like no other. My days start and end with you. Je t'adore mon petit chou.  |
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DoraTheExplorer
Baiting Guru
Joined: 18 Nov 2008
Posts: 9263
Location: Magnolia, Mississippi
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Tue Feb 01, 2011 2:35 pm |
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Yeah, double post. Shoot me. 
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| Simply yank on the cork and your genie of love will come. |
I just choked on my coffee, baby. Do you know CPR?
And SK, your affection is duly noted. There is a place in life for simplicity. The official VD thread is not such a place. I am sure you can do better.  |
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Ezio
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 03 Nov 2010
Posts: 903
Location: Munching vegetables and hopping around
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Tue Feb 01, 2011 2:39 pm |
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I'm CPR certified and have taken part in search missions for missing persons. When I recover my health completely I'll be volunteering at the Emergency Room. |
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X 1 from team baits (thank you, bait_my_hook!)
X 5 on my own
X 20 Japan massbait
X 2 Peckam massbait
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¨HOW DEER YOU INSULT YOUR FATHERS AGE IN SUCH AN INDISPEAKABLE MANNER? .... YOU WILL ROAST LIKE A ROASTED GOAT. FROM WHICH YOUR ACHES WILL NOT BE AVAILABLE FOR THEE USE OF YOUR BURIAL....YOU TOOTHLESS BOO DOG STEPPING ON MY TOES..... YOU ARE A REJECTED CHILD OF YOUR PARENT AND A BASTARD WHO HAVE NO DIRECTION IN GHANA" (Mr. K. Smith)
"MARK MY WORD. YOU CAN'T LIVE BEYOND THIS MONTH....the only condition that what am saying will not happend this month is if you are not a guy man."(ASEM'd insult lad) |
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Bankster
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Jun 2007
Posts: 2239
Location: Gone for a while.
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Tue Feb 01, 2011 3:00 pm |
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I'm not sure whether I should participate this year. My last year's mistress appears to be occupied otherwise... and the boys did seem to have had a lot of fun on their chum sandwiches & fishing trip! |
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Whoever said you can't touch happiness has never petted a dog.
 
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bravo95
Elite Baiter
Joined: 08 Aug 2010
Posts: 1990
Location: Wouldn't you like to know...
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Tue Feb 01, 2011 3:01 pm |
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I just choked on my coffee, baby. Do you know CPR?
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Yes baby I am fully trained in your Cork Penetratiion Requirements.
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Trophies!
Off to see the wizard!
Shortstuff
Brother Mike co-bait with NWM : Agbor, Nigeria to Douala
Brother Mike again with the help of Juan and Allst@R : Agbor to Abuja
Pastor Clet Star Wars Safari Accra-Bauchi Co-Bait with NWM and the Rebels
Justice my He@vy Elecric1ty lad Accra to Tamale with the help of Alls@r and Juan
Operation "Lagos spy"
The Dynamic Dumbasses |
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The Scam Hunter
Master Baiter
Joined: 22 Dec 2010
Posts: 221
Location: Oh you know, around.
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Tue Feb 01, 2011 3:52 pm |
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This is what happens when MEN bake Valentines cookies.
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...if you go to your WU and tell the clerk to execute the IMA=ID-10-T=Release, command we should be in business.
We have no time for your joking, dear XXXXX Thank you for using our services. (Yulia Ivanova)
Your reaction is a deliberate attempt to delay the proceedings of this transaction, which will not be accepted by us. (Mr. Jonathan Wilko)
My dear, I just went to the bank that would get your money. I was told that such remittance is not there !!!!!! Once again you have deceived me! Why did you do that to me! I've always been honest and sincere with you! I cry ........ Maria
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Roycropper
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Nov 2005
Posts: 7992
Location: Luxury Coffin
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Tue Feb 01, 2011 4:31 pm |
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Mmmm cookies........
| Corona wrote: |
| Besides, you probably all ugly, fat, bald or lazy. |
Rubbish! I have plenty of hair. |
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the European Union has bounced on our freckles
COULD YOU IMAGINE WHAT HAPPENED WHEN I WENT TO THE BANK
our Agent is Completely broke, pocketless and stranded
I WLL SEND AN AFRICA WITCH TO ATTACH YOU BASTARD
You go die like bird
i started shouting HALLELUJAGOBBLE but none of them notice me immediately police arrested me due to the shouting
f*ck u asshole ur damn mother will loose ur fcuking skull brain ur brain is nothing to compare with rat f*ck ur u
MY FRIEND ALEX WAS DETAINED IN POLICE STATION
I am not happy due to the question i answered at money office. Let me tell you do not play with me ok.
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Dya Reyarunen-Downmeleg
** REMEMBERED **
Joined: 10 Aug 2009
Posts: 4129
Location: At the toilet door yelling are you almost done in there? Oops, too late...
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Tue Feb 01, 2011 4:31 pm |
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Someone is feeling a little bitter???
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^ You are my favorite Canadian on Earth.  Pastor Frank
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so as to enable the conclusion of this transaction on your behalf since you are not dead because if you are dead you would not have write me because I know that never will a dead
write to living...
I could receive the document official which you want to forward me for adhesion with TW@T
I am captivated, impressed and hypnotised with your sincerity
This you’re TW@T has it existed some how somewhere before?
Your ASSCODE is: 999-035-2655
"I Am Not a Justin Beiber Fan" innocent.being
Steward, WTF?
SAY NO TO SCURVY |
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Tue Feb 01, 2011 5:36 pm |
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bravo95
Elite Baiter
Joined: 08 Aug 2010
Posts: 1990
Location: Wouldn't you like to know...
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Tue Feb 01, 2011 6:08 pm |
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^^ I missed that! Great job SH.
Dora baby I made you your favorite cake.
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Trophies!
Off to see the wizard!
Shortstuff
Brother Mike co-bait with NWM : Agbor, Nigeria to Douala
Brother Mike again with the help of Juan and Allst@R : Agbor to Abuja
Pastor Clet Star Wars Safari Accra-Bauchi Co-Bait with NWM and the Rebels
Justice my He@vy Elecric1ty lad Accra to Tamale with the help of Alls@r and Juan
Operation "Lagos spy"
The Dynamic Dumbasses |
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Badgerbait
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jan 2009
Posts: 4507
Location: Winter spites...
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Tue Feb 01, 2011 6:15 pm |
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I can't believe you started without me.
Hi Cougar...
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I have arrived in Moscow. Has gone to bank and to me have told that there is no such transfer for me!!!!
What does it mean? You played with me? If it so that you very much the cruel man and I am assured of that that the god will see your cruelty.
Explain to me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - Alena Byk0va
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We are Karma's soldiers.
<a href="/forum/donate.php">Mugu Gold</a>
I must be cruel, only to be kind:
Thus bad begins and worse remains behind. -Hamlet, scene iv
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Badgerbait
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jan 2009
Posts: 4507
Location: Winter spites...
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Tue Feb 01, 2011 11:38 pm |
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Better start nice...
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I have arrived in Moscow. Has gone to bank and to me have told that there is no such transfer for me!!!!
What does it mean? You played with me? If it so that you very much the cruel man and I am assured of that that the god will see your cruelty.
Explain to me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - Alena Byk0va
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We are Karma's soldiers.
<a href="/forum/donate.php">Mugu Gold</a>
I must be cruel, only to be kind:
Thus bad begins and worse remains behind. -Hamlet, scene iv
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419weasel
Baiting Guru
Joined: 26 Jan 2006
Posts: 4207
Location: Somewhere in a hole. Waiting.
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Wed Feb 02, 2011 12:54 am |
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mr.scissorkick
Elite Baiter
Joined: 03 Feb 2009
Posts: 1973
Location: 50.299209,-3.650293
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Wed Feb 02, 2011 2:11 am |
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| That is no way to talk to the lovely Dora mr.scissorkick! Her desperate? I think not! |
I just looked in her direction. How dare you infer such slander. For shame, Bravo. For shame.
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| I will do anything you want. Even that secret thing you told me you like to see men do. |
Where would you get the rubber bodysuit this time of year?
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Simply yank on the cork and your genie of love will come.
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One yank? I last at least 3. |
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-MY DEAR SIR STOP THIS BULL SHIRT WHO IS MR.GOMER? ~Pual Williams
-This is why your wife divorced you! ~Melveille Turner (Hawaiian Punch)
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 Accra-Lagos = "you made me and my people to wiat at the air port for nothing sake.and pay for hotel resavetion its not sound." -John Asamoha
Hon. Martins 16 Jan 2009 - 7 May 2011
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Kokomeister
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Sep 2008
Posts: 3001
Location: Wandering around the world with a sense of adventure!
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Wed Feb 02, 2011 2:25 am |
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red head gangster (Emma the Tropical Herbalist)
YOU ARE PLAYING WITH MY LIFE ADVENTURE (Joel Desire)
YOU ARE SUCH A BIG SICKNESS THAT STEP ON ME! (Joel Desire)
YOU ARE TOO SMALL, GO AHEAD WITH WHATEVER YOU THINK OR IMAGINED THAT YOU CAN DO TO ME, ONCE YOU TRY ONCE YOU WILL DIE HARD. YOU BETTER DON'T TRY ME AT ALL YOU FOOL- Mariam Abacha (6 months)
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=232044">[Current ongoing bait]</a>
<a href="/forum/donate.php">[Exclusive prizes]</a>
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Auntie Tina- Lagos-Parakou-Tanguieta-Niamey-Tera-Mallanville-Lagos "well the story you read in children's fairytale story book when you are young is not the same as what is happing now." |
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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bravo95
Elite Baiter
Joined: 08 Aug 2010
Posts: 1990
Location: Wouldn't you like to know...
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Wed Feb 02, 2011 3:59 am |
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Dora baby I can already see SOME people are going to try and belittle my devotion. Please just ignore the lesser people who are jealous of our special purpose. Sure one yank may be enough right now but you know I am trying. A few more visits to the Swedish doctor and I will be up to at least three. |
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Trophies!
Off to see the wizard!
Shortstuff
Brother Mike co-bait with NWM : Agbor, Nigeria to Douala
Brother Mike again with the help of Juan and Allst@R : Agbor to Abuja
Pastor Clet Star Wars Safari Accra-Bauchi Co-Bait with NWM and the Rebels
Justice my He@vy Elecric1ty lad Accra to Tamale with the help of Alls@r and Juan
Operation "Lagos spy"
The Dynamic Dumbasses |
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Dya Reyarunen-Downmeleg
** REMEMBERED **
Joined: 10 Aug 2009
Posts: 4129
Location: At the toilet door yelling are you almost done in there? Oops, too late...
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Wed Feb 02, 2011 4:00 am |
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^ You are my favorite Canadian on Earth. Pastor Frank
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so as to enable the conclusion of this transaction on your behalf since you are not dead because if you are dead you would not have write me because I know that never will a dead
write to living...
I could receive the document official which you want to forward me for adhesion with TW@T
I am captivated, impressed and hypnotised with your sincerity
This you’re TW@T has it existed some how somewhere before?
Your ASSCODE is: 999-035-2655
"I Am Not a Justin Beiber Fan" innocent.being
Steward, WTF?
SAY NO TO SCURVY |
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DoraTheExplorer
Baiting Guru
Joined: 18 Nov 2008
Posts: 9263
Location: Magnolia, Mississippi
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Wed Feb 02, 2011 4:31 am |
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| Dora baby I can already see SOME people are going to try and belittle my devotion. |
Don't worry. I am sure y'all can stand either win (or lose) my  based on your own merits.
But bay-bee, I have to ask. What the hell happened to your avvy? 
| SK (Sweet Kisser?) wrote: |
| I just looked in her direction. |
And I am looking in yours.
To my FB sweetie, I don't know if you are reading, but know this: You have my <3 all year long.  |
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