Hey Nonny Mouse
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 30 Oct 2009
Posts: 53
Location: Getting the word 'gullible' tattooed on my forehead
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Tue Feb 01, 2011 10:17 am |
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My T1na P3dro bait is going quite well, although I got heartily sick of her constant whining about not getting any food in the UN refugee camp. So she received this email:
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Isabella is not my secretary, she is my financial advisor. Please don't refer to her as my secretary again.
I have sent you the money for your passport, from my own bank account. Let me know how much more money you need and I will arrange for it to be sent to you.
Honey, I am very tired and extremely busy as there is much to do before I fly to Gambia. I don't appreciate you whining like a small child. I know things are difficult for you, but please be a big girl and think about how wonderful it will be when we are together at Simba. I have also asked my uncle, who is part of the permanent Spanish mission to the United Nations, to investigate conditions at the camp. He has advised me that he has a meeting with the head of the United Nations Commission for Refugess tomorrow, and a team should be arriving in the next couple of weeks.
Good night my darling |
I was a little worried she'd drop me, especially as I am going to be trying to get her to safari very shortly. But no, received this:
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Honey,
It is very important for me to express to you how much you really mean to me. I wish I could do this in person while holding you in my arms and gazing into your eyes. But since we are physically separated by miles of emptiness, this expression must come in the form of letters such as this.
Dear, I know it is difficult for you to understand me presently but i also want to apologize to you for my rudeness and being inpatients over my present situation in this place, as it is for me, to be separated for so long. Life seems to be full of trials of this type which test our inner strength, and more importantly, our devotion and love for one another. After all, it is said that "True Love" is boundless and immeasurable and overcomes all forms of adversity. In truth, if it is genuine, it will grow stronger with each assault upon its existence.
Dear, our love has been assaulted humiliated by impatient and low faith many times, and I am convinced that it is true because the longer I am away from you, the greater is my yearning to be with you over and over for the rest of my life. You are my Charming Prince, and I am your devoted Princess. I cherish any thought of you, prize any memory of you that rises from the depths of my mind, and live for the day when our physical separation will no longer be.
Until that moment arrives, I send to you across the miles, my tender love, my warm embrace, and my most passionate kiss. And please, I look forward to hear from you soon
Yours lovely,
T1na. |
I'm sure her apology and diabetes-inducing words have nothing to do with a potential loss of funds. Because I know she loves me. |
_________________ i mean i don't need you to pay me for anything you will need me to do for you. 'Tina Pedro' Senegal
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