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Baitsamurai
Baiting Guru
Joined: 30 Mar 2010
Posts: 2186
Location: in the mind of my pet-lad
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Mon Jan 31, 2011 2:30 pm |
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My favorite moment in baiting is when you get this one mail in which the lad shows real interest in you for the first time.
The mail with all the little references to you past mails, which he only scanned for MTCN Numbers.
The first real question about something YOU wrote.
The moment your baiting character is becoming real and alive.
That is my favorite moment in baiting. |
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SlapHappy
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 May 2006
Posts: 9612
Location: Floating up and down with happiness.
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Mon Jan 31, 2011 3:30 pm |
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Yeah, that's nice when the train starts rolling.
I think my favorite part is when a lad is stredded, and writes back, "Help me! I even have not taken my bath! " There is something about a dirty lad that just cracks me up every time. |
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Baitsamurai
Baiting Guru
Joined: 30 Mar 2010
Posts: 2186
Location: in the mind of my pet-lad
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Mon Jan 31, 2011 3:48 pm |
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@SlapHappy
The fun of safaris I suppose... |
_________________ PROTECT VICTIMS - POST SCAMMAILS: SCAMWARNERS
"u dis fucking ingrate, *DELETED*!"
"YOU ARE VERY VERY STPEID MAN FUK YOU WITH YOUR MONEY"
"you are a thief i know you ....fbi is coming for you"
"YOU WILL RUST IN HELL YOU BASTERD"
"I don't mean no disrespect but i don't like that word cunning,I mean this is a charity work for Christ's sake"
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C0nv0y/P4tr1ck Co-Bait with Boris_YELLsome: Lagos-Abuja-Lagos-Cotonou
Don't ever worry about seeming stupid. We're baiters. We do a lot of silly things in our baits. (Ima Baeder) |
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N.O.R.A
Baiting Guru
Joined: 17 Feb 2008
Posts: 2358
Location: Enjoying all the love from Africa.
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Mon Jan 31, 2011 3:57 pm |
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SlapHappy wrote: |
I think my favorite part is when a lad is stredded, and writes back, "Help me! I even have not taken my bath! " |
I love that too because it's so surreal. As if the dirty bois hadn't other worries in the world. |
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DoraTheExplorer
Baiting Guru
Joined: 18 Nov 2008
Posts: 9263
Location: Magnolia, Mississippi
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Mon Jan 31, 2011 4:55 pm |
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I am not sure what my absolute favorite thing is, but I know that sometimes, the short, funny baits tickle me. Like this lad I had had a go with. Only lasted 2 hours, but it was about 12 emails total:
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How are you today? Are you still alive? if yes confirm to me because I would not want the funds to be transferred into dead man account. |
me wrote: |
Hi,
Yes, I am dead. Please let me know what I can do now to help you.
Thank you. |
And lad sends me his next script, ignoring I am dead.
So I reply:
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Thank you for your reply. Is there going to be any issues with this transaction since I am no longer among the living? Obviously, I am unable to call you directly, but once I get to my final resting place, I can try to contact you from the beyond.
Will Mrs. Hangs want me to contact her also? I am not sure if I will be able to contact you both from the beyond in the same night. |
lad wrote: |
you dont sound serious. |
me wrote: |
Doctor Mogan, I am dead serious. |
lad wrote: |
is it that you are sick or something?.......if you are truely dead then how come do you email me? |
me wrote: |
The better question would be, why are you bothering me with this transaction when it is clear I have other issues to be dealing with? Going though purgatory isn't as easy as you might think.
But I am still willing to help you as much as I can. What do you need me to do? |
And so on. Eventually when I gave the lad directions for how to perform a seance, he stopped replying. But the whole exchange made me laugh. |
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bravo95
Elite Baiter
Joined: 08 Aug 2010
Posts: 1990
Location: Wouldn't you like to know...
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Mon Jan 31, 2011 10:15 pm |
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^^
I like it when the lad is hooked enough you can tell them anything and they are ok with it. I remember a couple of us telling a lad on the phone that one of the characters was having an experimental chipmunk heart transplant. His response "Oh My God" he was then instructed to pray for the character which he did |
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Lachesis
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Joined: 01 Nov 2010
Posts: 1161
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Mon Jan 31, 2011 10:23 pm |
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I had my favorite moment today.
One of my lads truly believes that internet hackers, led by David 0keye, are after him, and has even changed his email and deleted the old one.
He called me today demanding an explanation for why I hadn't paid his diplomat.
"I want to make sure that he wasn't one of David 0keye's men..."
I hear a gasp, and 5 seconds of dead silence.
Beautiful. |
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Ezio
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 03 Nov 2010
Posts: 903
Location: Munching vegetables and hopping around
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Mon Jan 31, 2011 11:07 pm |
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So far my favorite moments would have to be these:
1) Getting a scammer to help write my character's daughter's history report.
2) My first fake site kill
3) Turning a gold bait into a weapons deal (still ongoing)
4) Getting a lad to send a letter to Western Union waiving the security features and asking for a "less stressful modality"
5) Sending Marey Janne's bank manager a picture of a hare after he kept saying "I would like hare from you" |
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"MARK MY WORD. YOU CAN'T LIVE BEYOND THIS MONTH....the only condition that what am saying will not happend this month is if you are not a guy man."(ASEM'd insult lad) |
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internationalchrysis
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Aug 2008
Posts: 3793
Location: Romancing the (Blood from a) stone!
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Mon Jan 31, 2011 11:19 pm |
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I had a character's niece threaten to kill my character. In the end after weeks of threats towards my character he gave up and said do it. I then used one of the fake newspaper generators to implicate him in the savage machete attack.
He freaked out and closed down the email account. GOLD! |
_________________ Proud "member" of "The Todger Club"!
x1 (Senegal to Gambia)
"You can go now and f*ck yourself with a donkey or horse because you really need to be f*cked by a donkey or horse"
(George Michael's brother Frank/Frannypoo)
"You are a dead meat!"
(Léon the (Not so) Professional)
(19 in total:
x2 Léon the (not so) Professional. x4 Via Swindler's list. x4 Via Will and Grace the Law Firm. x3 *Hitman, x1 Hitman: The sequel!, , x1 Haiti scam, x1 The Bimbo (via Umbongo Chambers),
x1 Rita the ETA eater, x1 Via Team Doughnut, x1 Via Prince Emaka, x4 via the Nazis) |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Mon Jan 31, 2011 11:28 pm |
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Getting a Lad so enmeshed that he stays with you no matter what is top of the list.
Getting a bank account to have killed is good.
Chatting with a Lad, especially as Cammy, is a real buzz. |
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internationalchrysis
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Aug 2008
Posts: 3793
Location: Romancing the (Blood from a) stone!
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Tue Feb 01, 2011 12:36 am |
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And thanks to a weird loophole in yahoo messenger, it's also heaps of fun to chat as two different people to the same lad |
_________________ Proud "member" of "The Todger Club"!
x1 (Senegal to Gambia)
"You can go now and f*ck yourself with a donkey or horse because you really need to be f*cked by a donkey or horse"
(George Michael's brother Frank/Frannypoo)
"You are a dead meat!"
(Léon the (Not so) Professional)
(19 in total:
x2 Léon the (not so) Professional. x4 Via Swindler's list. x4 Via Will and Grace the Law Firm. x3 *Hitman, x1 Hitman: The sequel!, , x1 Haiti scam, x1 The Bimbo (via Umbongo Chambers),
x1 Rita the ETA eater, x1 Via Team Doughnut, x1 Via Prince Emaka, x4 via the Nazis) |
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leonsumbitches
Elite Baiter
Joined: 15 Oct 2010
Posts: 1046
Location: I'm out there, where every man wants to be
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Tue Feb 01, 2011 12:40 am |
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^^^^ You could use Trillian or Pidgin or Empathy, and have multiple accounts activated at once, with different availability statuses. |
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Fryer
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 Mar 2008
Posts: 2672
Location: Global Computer Mega Cafe
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Morgain Le Fay
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Oct 2010
Posts: 5800
Location: Taking my new .38 special to the range
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Tue Feb 01, 2011 9:20 pm |
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Best humor phone call should go to Bluth at http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=1656463#1656463 Bluth as Danish investigator is hilarious. "liar rat bastard"
Like bravo I liked the heart transplant which went through various animal heart transplants until Dora mentioned the chipmunk's heart for the transplant --- and it was Alvin's heart. (That was the Jailbait Mass bait)
My favorite personal one is our Vaccine supplier, who is madly trying to get his wire transfer slip through one of Deuzer's famous receipt generators. |
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Jim Morrison
Elite Baiter
Joined: 12 Mar 2010
Posts: 1848
Location: Taking a face from the ancient gallery
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Tue Feb 01, 2011 10:44 pm |
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Quote: |
My favorite moment in baiting is when you get this one mail in which the lad shows real interest in you for the first time. |
I am doing my first two bait and I think I've only been able to annoy them
How do you recognize the critical moment? |
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Dharma
Baiting Guru
Joined: 11 Jun 2008
Posts: 2254
Location: The Empty Quarter
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Tue Feb 01, 2011 11:30 pm |
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My favourite moment is when the lad realises that there is no light at the end of the tunnel and send some nice replies. Most of the time they will just stop communicating, but once a while you will receive some hilarious replies!!
Two lads were subjected to sever pain, after they lost their money, time and stranded in different countries, I received this from the first one:
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I thank you very much |
The second one stopped communicating for a short time, when I threatened him that I will leave Abidjan and go to the UK and take his with money with me, he simply said:
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save journey,have a nice trip back to UK |
No threats, no insults, no ranting!! They just swallowed their prides!! |
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OxygenDeprived
Baiting Guru
Joined: 05 Mar 2007
Posts: 4138
Location: Crushing Lad's spirits, one at a time...
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Tue Feb 01, 2011 11:38 pm |
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My favorite part is when you can sense the desperation in their writing, especially when they feel they are so close to a payday. |
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