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internationalchrysis
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Aug 2008
Posts: 3793
Location: Romancing the (Blood from a) stone!
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Fri Jan 21, 2011 2:41 pm |
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Phil, you're looking pretty fine for a dead guy! What's your secret? |
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x1 (Senegal to Gambia)
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"You are a dead meat!"
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x2 Léon the (not so) Professional. x4 Via Swindler's list. x4 Via Will and Grace the Law Firm. x3 *Hitman, x1 Hitman: The sequel!, , x1 Haiti scam, x1 The Bimbo (via Umbongo Chambers),
x1 Rita the ETA eater, x1 Via Team Doughnut, x1 Via Prince Emaka, x4 via the Nazis) |
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Phil Yerboots
Elite Baiter
Joined: 29 Oct 2009
Posts: 1342
Location: Back in Asena's sandbox
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Fri Jan 21, 2011 4:26 pm |
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Thanks Chrys. I do feel surprisingly well despite my demise. Of course the secret I'll take to the grave.
Oh.
I'm already in it.
Well then, the secret is have someone else do yer dyin' for yer!
While I metaphorically open a beer and flip back the Lazee Boy poor old Simon's swapping roast potato recipes with Old Nick!
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extremeb
419Eater is my life
Joined: 29 Sep 2010
Posts: 407
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Thu Jan 27, 2011 3:11 am |
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Poor, poor Simon....Taken in his prime. I laughed, I cried, but mostly I laughed |
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Phil Yerboots
Elite Baiter
Joined: 29 Oct 2009
Posts: 1342
Location: Back in Asena's sandbox
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Thu Jan 27, 2011 1:51 pm |
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Thanks extremeb! I'm enjoying your ongoing bait too.
Terror Mask has sent Yoda an email (supposedly to all friends of Simon) informing her that the hit and run driver has been caught so Simon can at last be given the send-off he would have wanted.
Who knows? Maybe there's even something in the will for her?
Love Phil X |
_________________ Ibadan-Abidjan-Bouake (with Dr Mike & The Monsignor) "i sleep in the park again and am scaring" Ebay (with SheepFishing)
Todger Club (Class of 2013)
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"You are sick and need medical attention. I just realised." Pee |
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extremeb
419Eater is my life
Joined: 29 Sep 2010
Posts: 407
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Thu Jan 27, 2011 10:05 pm |
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Well I should hope there is something in the will for her, after all she was your (soon to be) wife hmmmmmm |
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Connie L. Gus
Moderator
Joined: 07 Oct 2005
Posts: 7243
Location: Somewhere over the rainbow
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Fri Jan 28, 2011 12:57 am |
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Thanks for sharing your bait. It was an excellent read. |
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Terror Mask
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 24 Feb 2009
Posts: 892
Location: Guiding my lads to Cthulhu's lair.
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Fri Jan 28, 2011 8:17 am |
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Up till now, it's still no signal on my part. I hope "it" will resurface from R'Lyeh one day |
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FOOL I DON`T CARE HOW MUCH YOU MAKE IN 3 DAY. GOD GO PUNISH YOU LITTLE RAT. BEAST LIKE UR FATHER.... FUCK YOU AND FUCK UR FAMILY... U MOTHERFUCTHER (Barr. Michael Rich) |
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lespa
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 09 Feb 2011
Posts: 96
Location: North of the equator but still on Santa's delivery route (USA)
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Sat Mar 19, 2011 5:40 pm |
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I have to say that I have read and re-read this bait 3 times and I laugh (and piddle myself just a bit) every time!!
This is by far one of the best baits on here! I was hoping that she would try to collect the money from Nigel but I guess the vlad gave up. I wonder what color panties the vlad was wearing when he got the email from Nigel...I hope it was red as a tribute to a lost love |
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Phil Yerboots
Elite Baiter
Joined: 29 Oct 2009
Posts: 1342
Location: Back in Asena's sandbox
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Tue Mar 22, 2011 10:06 am |
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Thanks for reminding me about Yoda, lespa. I sure do miss that little green fella! I have an ongoing bait with 'Julia" at the moment where the same question about the lads undergarments prompted an immediate reply:
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Bikini , and gstring paint |
Sexy, but difficult to remove I imagine!
Love Phil X |
_________________ Ibadan-Abidjan-Bouake (with Dr Mike & The Monsignor) "i sleep in the park again and am scaring" Ebay (with SheepFishing)
Todger Club (Class of 2013)
"I want your head on a platter between my slapping breast-buds." Doughnut
"You are sick and need medical attention. I just realised." Pee |
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