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Bart Fargo
Corporate Baiter
Joined: 22 May 2010
Posts: 1605
Location: Free munchies for the cantaloupe masters
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Thu Jan 27, 2011 3:52 pm |
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I lifted this from another forum, but thought it was great!!
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WHY MEN ARE SELDOM DEPRESSED:
Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures . Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck.
You can play with toys all your life. One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.
No wonder men are happier. |
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_________________ What the hell happened to all my little icons I earned and my quotes???
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Badgerbait
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jan 2009
Posts: 4507
Location: Winter spites...
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Thu Jan 27, 2011 6:40 pm |
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Here ya go buddy...
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_________________ I have arrived in Moscow. Has gone to bank and to me have told that there is no such transfer for me!!!!
What does it mean? You played with me? If it so that you very much the cruel man and I am assured of that that the god will see your cruelty.
Explain to me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - Alena Byk0va
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We are Karma's soldiers.
<a href="/forum/donate.php">Mugu Gold</a>
I must be cruel, only to be kind:
Thus bad begins and worse remains behind. -Hamlet, scene iv
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Roycropper
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Nov 2005
Posts: 7992
Location: Luxury Coffin
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Thu Jan 27, 2011 6:56 pm |
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A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase |
An airline check-in lady in New Zealand asked me, in a very accusing tone, why my rucksac weighed only half as much as those of my two female travelling companions.
'Thats easy' I said 'I have one pair of shoes, and I'm wearing them!'
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_________________ the European Union has bounced on our freckles
COULD YOU IMAGINE WHAT HAPPENED WHEN I WENT TO THE BANK
our Agent is Completely broke, pocketless and stranded
I WLL SEND AN AFRICA WITCH TO ATTACH YOU BASTARD
You go die like bird
i started shouting HALLELUJAGOBBLE but none of them notice me immediately police arrested me due to the shouting
f*ck u asshole ur damn mother will loose ur fcuking skull brain ur brain is nothing to compare with rat f*ck ur u
MY FRIEND ALEX WAS DETAINED IN POLICE STATION
I am not happy due to the question i answered at money office. Let me tell you do not play with me ok.
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Mr Tambourine Man
Baiting Guru
Joined: 06 Jun 2008
Posts: 3398
Location: Magic swirlin' ship
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Thu Jan 27, 2011 6:57 pm |
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New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. |
They don't? |
_________________ is always Good when you have the zeal to be a hitwoman when you out of school,it makes you bold and reall and it makes you more high than any other of your friend.
NOW AMBACK FOR YOU AGAIN STURBORN SHIT
you dont have a phone.that makes makes you joe butt
Fuck you and go find something to do man. Stop disturbing me please.
This is definitely why you will remain and die in poverty, ignorant of good things and easy acknowledgment of bad things and words. Shame on you, you wicked generation children.
i went you to no that this is not a cheld pray. i went you to get back to me
we are not scammer,we hate scammer as you do.scammer make out life harder and harder,a lot of people think we are scammer,in fact,we are not!! please trustt us |
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bohigal
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Aug 2007
Posts: 7226
Location: Epstein's Delicatessen
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Thu Jan 27, 2011 7:08 pm |
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such simple creatures |
Says it all for me. |
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Stop typing in french, am seriously dissapointed....am just confused!!!
You will have my nuts in your hands as soon as i have the latrine in my hand & i will pay the goats to the lawyer
My dear with this only, it is clear you have contacted and communicated with Africa Fraudsters and even send funds to him. what a pity!
YOU ARE A WITCH. MAY YOU MENSURATE NON STOP TILL THE END OF YOUR LIFE
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Cougar
Elite Baiter
Joined: 16 Apr 2009
Posts: 1293
Location: Curled up on the doctor's chair.
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Thu Jan 27, 2011 7:13 pm |
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It's all true!
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You can play with toys all your life. |
Yes, and we all know which 'toy' you prefer...
Having said that, I could spend all day playing with my breasts, so fair do's. |
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Badgerbait
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jan 2009
Posts: 4507
Location: Winter spites...
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Thu Jan 27, 2011 7:19 pm |
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I don't get that channel.... |
_________________ I have arrived in Moscow. Has gone to bank and to me have told that there is no such transfer for me!!!!
What does it mean? You played with me? If it so that you very much the cruel man and I am assured of that that the god will see your cruelty.
Explain to me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - Alena Byk0va
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We are Karma's soldiers.
<a href="/forum/donate.php">Mugu Gold</a>
I must be cruel, only to be kind:
Thus bad begins and worse remains behind. -Hamlet, scene iv
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Asena
Elite Baiter
Joined: 26 Jan 2010
Posts: 1380
Location: Turn Left at Orion
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Thu Jan 27, 2011 8:43 pm |
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You can never be pregnant. |
Just as well, cos the human race would die out if men were the ones who gave birth
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One mood all the time. |
Yeah, right ...one special flexible type mood
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You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes. |
Seriously? It takes men that long?
Great find, Bart. |
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Jim Morrison
Elite Baiter
Joined: 12 Mar 2010
Posts: 1848
Location: Taking a face from the ancient gallery
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Thu Jan 27, 2011 9:46 pm |
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i don't want to get into the typical man-woman pointless discussion, but some of the answers just made me mad
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Just as well, cos the human race would die out if men were the ones who gave birth
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that's perhaps one of the worst points you could make in an argument, it's complete bullshit, first of all, one of the reasons women are women it's because they give birth, so stating how it would be the other way round is a good example of ass-backward logic
second, during birth women produce a shitload of endorphines which keeps them from passing out, evolution has selected those who could stay sharp during child birth to keep pushing, so women bragging on about how much they resist the pain would be as if we laughed at dogs for not having opposible thumbs
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BRUIN's WIMP Modality, Lomé - Accra
have i offended you before on why you do this to me?
God go hammer all your generation. say
amen. - reverend
are you joking or your tormentor? (I am tormentor )
Gommer basterd your mama is a prostitute, am a full niger delta boy and i must bomb your mamas toto with ak47 riffle... |
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Bart Fargo
Corporate Baiter
Joined: 22 May 2010
Posts: 1605
Location: Free munchies for the cantaloupe masters
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Thu Jan 27, 2011 10:19 pm |
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Well the whole point about all of this is humor (humour) And I think the replys are humor (humour) based. Though I do see your point Lizard King!! |
_________________ What the hell happened to all my little icons I earned and my quotes???
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Morgain Le Fay
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Oct 2010
Posts: 5800
Location: Taking my new .38 special to the range
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Thu Jan 27, 2011 11:24 pm |
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I have so much ammo I could wipe out Jim Morrison's points, but pointing them out is utterly useless. |
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N.O.R.A
Baiting Guru
Joined: 17 Feb 2008
Posts: 2358
Location: Enjoying all the love from Africa.
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Thu Jan 27, 2011 11:34 pm |
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Mr Tambourine Man wrote: |
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New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. |
They don't? |
That was news to me too. Thanks for the valuable information, Bart.
Roycropper wrote: |
An airline check-in lady in New Zealand asked me, in a very accusing tone, why my rucksac weighed only half as much as those of my two female travelling companions.. |
Well, they usually aren't too happy to see me with my backbag and four luggages. I think I need a man... |
_________________ "I JUST WANT TO HEAR YOUR VOICE,IT WILL DO A LOT OF WONDERS TO MY BODY" [Lad being baited since May 2009]
"Yes,Miss N0ra is a prostitute,a slut and a professional harlot." [Another Lad, being baited since May 2009, to one of my characters]
[ + + + ] x some
"set him straight first on the pimple soaps and cleansers,then suggest the other..
we don't want a pimpley,less wrinkly botoxed man running loose" [SlapHappy]
My Mentor is a young, hot, sexy man or woman.
"I'm a girl." [Slightlyoutofit] |
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bravo95
Elite Baiter
Joined: 08 Aug 2010
Posts: 1990
Location: Wouldn't you like to know...
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Fri Jan 28, 2011 1:59 am |
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bohigal wrote: |
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such simple creatures |
Says it all for me. |
I'd like to ditto this. When my wife ask me how I feel I tell her there is three answers and it is easy to figure out which one is correct by the proccess of elimination.
1) Hungry- How long has it been since I ate?
2) Tired- Is it close to bed time?
3) Horney- I am married with two young kids so this is the default answer. |
_________________ Trophies!
Off to see the wizard!
Shortstuff
Brother Mike co-bait with NWM : Agbor, Nigeria to Douala
Brother Mike again with the help of Juan and Allst@R : Agbor to Abuja
Pastor Clet Star Wars Safari Accra-Bauchi Co-Bait with NWM and the Rebels
Justice my He@vy Elecric1ty lad Accra to Tamale with the help of Alls@r and Juan
Operation "Lagos spy"
The Dynamic Dumbasses |
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leonsumbitches
Elite Baiter
Joined: 15 Oct 2010
Posts: 1046
Location: I'm out there, where every man wants to be
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Fri Jan 28, 2011 3:25 am |
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Counterexample: women can still look good in men's clothes. Men look like this in women's clothes:
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_________________ I DON'T. Buy the tomatoes with. The stems. On them. They don't. Degrade. They go. Down the sink. And into the WATER. Then. They get lodged in the throats of little. OTTERS.
GYV::Tanstaafl::Abiga::Game-theory::Church-Sites
x 18 (10 from Tanstaafl baits) x 5 x 2 x 2
SW Bait - Cl3tus Orof3 Accra->8auchi->Accra->Lagos, co-bait with Nowhere Man, Bravo, The Dane & psychicbait
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How to kill a Badger |
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Dya Reyarunen-Downmeleg
** REMEMBERED **
Joined: 10 Aug 2009
Posts: 4129
Location: At the toilet door yelling are you almost done in there? Oops, too late...
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Fri Jan 28, 2011 3:37 am |
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Sometimes they look like this...
Anybody want to use this photo in a bait?!? |
_________________ ^ You are my favorite Canadian on Earth. Pastor Frank
x163
so as to enable the conclusion of this transaction on your behalf since you are not dead because if you are dead you would not have write me because I know that never will a dead
write to living...
I could receive the document official which you want to forward me for adhesion with TW@T
I am captivated, impressed and hypnotised with your sincerity
This you’re TW@T has it existed some how somewhere before?
Your ASSCODE is: 999-035-2655
"I Am Not a Justin Beiber Fan" innocent.being
Steward, WTF?
SAY NO TO SCURVY |
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GordonBennett
Baiting Guru
Joined: 29 Mar 2007
Posts: 2829
Location: Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo
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Fri Jan 28, 2011 5:55 am |
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Just as well, cos the human race would die out if men were the ones who gave birth |
Yeah, yeah childbirth hurts! Not as much as a kick in the nuts. Women go back for more childbirth; have you ever heard a man say he hasn't had enough kicks to the wedding tackle? |
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irishemigrant
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Joined: 22 Jul 2007
Posts: 4933
Location: 40*45' S 172* 34'E
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Fri Jan 28, 2011 6:06 am |
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But then there is my fav screen image of all time
and I must admit, some men do the side no favours either
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_________________ SeniorNet NZ Local Branch ongoing workshops about internet scams
http://www.scamwarners.com/ For when you want to remember why we bait
Goodbye Mike (Paranoid) Friend, confidant, partner. Till we meet again.
Personal Message From The Axeman
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doc holliday
Squirrels Hate Me
Joined: 06 Feb 2008
Posts: 2477
Location: Behind the Oriental,taking potshots at hitlads.
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Fri Jan 28, 2011 8:10 am |
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Suitcase?Depending on what I am doing,large trash bags have on occasion functioned as suitable luggage.
@Badger-don't think that vest would help him with this
Woman with a Barrett .50-now theres my kind of lady! |
_________________ Fuck off, and wait for your death, you fucking dog's eater, I will see this to the end, already, you are a fucking negativity to this world, go to hell after two puuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Jack N0delay,hitlad
You have given me enough stress through the shit you sent to me
Jack the hitlad
What you sent to me is not real, don't you fucking understand simple english, that is not real slip from money gram, I have been using money gram before now, FUCK YOU. IDIOT. PLAY YOUR GAME WELL. MASTER OF ALL PLAYERS
Jack,the hitlad who keeps giving me fresh sig lines
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Asena
Elite Baiter
Joined: 26 Jan 2010
Posts: 1380
Location: Turn Left at Orion
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Fri Jan 28, 2011 10:56 am |
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GordonBennett wrote: |
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Just as well, cos the human race would die out if men were the ones who gave birth |
Yeah, yeah childbirth hurts! I agree! Not as much as a kick in the nuts. Not having nuts, I wouldn't know which is more painful, nor how long the pain associated with a kick in the nuts lasts for Women go back for more childbirth; Yes, we do ,willingly, we can handle pain have you ever heard a man say he hasn't had enough kicks to the wedding tackle? No, I don't think I have, although I could imagine a male masochist maybe saying that |
@ Jim Morrison, I was jesting If men were women, I'm sure they'd cope with childbirth just like we do |
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Lester
Baiting Guru
Joined: 20 Nov 2003
Posts: 2625
Location: Somewhere between here and there
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Fri Jan 28, 2011 4:09 pm |
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Well it was funny but not always true |
_________________ x3 - R&H Spam Skit.
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"Just open up and tell me the truth and stop tricking your dick." - Mr.Kofi Yousaof
"I'm a Muslim, Ok I'm a Christian, Mother F---. Get the F---- off my phone N-----, don't call me anymore." - A lad on the phone with "Homeland Security". |
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lakeside77
A chaff in the USA
Joined: 11 Jul 2008
Posts: 2700
Location: Out there in the cold, getting lonely, getting old
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Fri Jan 28, 2011 8:00 pm |
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Just as well, cos the human race would die out if men were the ones who gave birth |
Could be. In the '70s country singer Loretta Lynn released her song "The Pill." She told an interviewer that if men could have children "they wouldn't have but one." |
_________________ ls77
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Father Frank
I must let you know that am sick and tired of all this whole bull sheet do you know my ass is on the line - Jonh Raymund
i want to say i am very sorry for the Mother that gave Barth to you -- Jim Ovie
. . . it is disrespectful,malicious, an ILEDAN EYE,to our corporation and embarrassing to my secretary as he was messed up by your action. I thought I was assisting a true American gentleman without knowing that I am trying to help one of the most chaffs in the USA. --Dr. Leo Stan Ekeh
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Began Steele
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 11 Nov 2006
Posts: 591
Location: Off spending my millions.
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Mon Jan 31, 2011 12:07 am |
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Well the first one is great but so is this. However .........
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKjTCS1pGIQ |
_________________ X 13
"Like one who, on a lonely road,
Doth walk in fear and dread,
And having once turned round, walks on,
And turns no more his head;
because he knows a frightful fiend
Doth close behind him tread."
"Thank you for making a fool of my situation God will bless you for all you have done to me for the past three months." [ With a certain amount of luck he will.]
"We sleep safe in our beds because rough men stand ready in the night to visit violence
on those who would do us harm."-George Orwell.
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FrumpyBB
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Nov 2006
Posts: 5988
Location: Germany
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Mon Jan 31, 2011 12:22 am |
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Lester wrote: |
Well it was funny but not always true |
This is a good summary ! |
_________________ SIR,I DON'T ENTERTAIN RIGMAROLE AND THERE IS NO ROOM FOR DILLY- DALLY.
the ball is in your cult
x 5 ARK & Co. incl. 1 safari w/ RS17 & NTBS
Dan the lotto man, ARK mugu wedding
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Zake (w/ SH, SL & Craig)
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windypops
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 Jan 2005
Posts: 6059
Location: Planet X
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Wed Feb 02, 2011 7:00 am |
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One other brilliant thing we can do that they missed out. We really can think of nothing. And take all day over it too. |
_________________ "No amount of semen donation will save this situation" Sanny Sanny
"We must disagree to agree" Raji Musa
If it's LADS you want. GoTo: http://www.yopmail.com/
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