My first romance bait - Some NSFW

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419Eater is my life Joined: 29 Sep 2010 Posts: 407

When I first started baiting, the main reason was because of romance scammers. I think they are the lowest form of scamming scum, they prey on the vunerable and the people who are just out there trying to legitimately meet someone. I've now had a few months practice on NOK and refugee lads, so I thought it was about time for a romance scammer.

A few weeks back Fartina posted this on a guestbook:

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I'm so lonely since my husband died. The 33 million dollars that I inherited don't keep me warm at night. Please, any blanket salesperson reading this should email me immediately

She got a reply from a lad named Christopher

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I am a hard man in terms of gift of satisfaction to a woman, of which i presume a sweet looking lady like you deserves and i am ready to give you all that you can think of, both lick from the head which comprises of your eyes, nose, ears, lips to the two tomatoes of soft great intent touch and of all to the nitigrity of that sweet apple in-between your legs, that i will want to hold onto its mutual cresting for hours before finally resuming the slow hard core up and down working modules.

If you are not engaged back yet, and find my words okay to suit you taste, then i would want you to give it a trier and you will never regret you did, because there is lots more to enjoy than all i have said above.

Fartina was gracious enough to pass the lad to me for my first shot at romance baiting. So I replied to Christopher and got the same first reply as above.

It sounds like he's using google translate for most of his replies, which is producing some totally comical lines.

I thought I'd post my progress here so that I could get some advice and tips from the more seasoned romance baiters. So here it is...

My first reply to Christopher aka Dr Reg

Dear Christopher: Thank you for your email reply. Please tell me some things about you. I am looking forward to your reply

Vomi

He replies immediately

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Vomi,
Sequel to your request, I am Christopher as earlier mentioned and my friends call me Dr Reg (that’s my aka). A humble guy whith a sense of iteligent humor, respecter of people I come incontact with, caring to the woman i find as a soulmate, hard working and above all pricipled to the core. A native of Nigerian Citizen, which is a country in west Africa.
My age is 33, have interest in what makes a man whorth of being a role model that others can look up to and learn from and also to build the best acknowledged spouse home that my woman will always be proud of saying it loud that she confedently has the best of all men as her man. Am a rounding up masters student at the universtity of Ibadan. Strong Catholic Christian, who so much has a rooted faith in christ and doing what is right to indeed every one that comes by my way.
This is all I can say, till I hear from you, remain blessed in Christ Jesus.
NB: If you are pleased with all the response about myself, then find it pleasing to also tell me all about yourself, like where you live, your age, interests, job, religious beliefs and whatever else you would like me to know about you, that you think its worthwhile for me to know indeptly….
Christopher………….

Boring.... what about the tomatoes and apples??? I reply back:

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Hi Christopher: It was nice to hear back from you. You sound like a nice guy. Dr Rag?? That's an interesting nickname, are you a doctor? How did you get that name? What should I call you? Christopher or Dr Rag? I must tell you Christopher, that although you sound like a pleasant man, I am looking for someone who can stir up my insides, I am not much into church or god, I have been a good wife and kind of bored with life for to long. Though I am sad for my husbands passing, I am looking at it as an opportunity to live again. I hope you may still be intersted. Hugs Vomi

Christopher replies:

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Vomi,
Thanks for your reply and how are you doing? Hope you are sound and blessed with much abundant good health in the secured hands of the almighty!!!!!
You said I sound like a nice guy? well its only God who can speak of that confidence about me in your tender heart, because for sure I am one you can recon with in all ramifications, but let me say that the relativity of time and space will better prove it in your heart as we get to know each other better.
Like I said, most of my friends in school call me Dr Reg……..the REG stands as an abrivation of my baptisma name Reginald, while the Dr is a kudos that my friends added to the Abrivation of Reg to compliment the integrity of my philosophical thinking raison detre, as such I am always advice to attain my educational learning to the level of holding a Ph.d degree, But only God will be my watch over that because things and life is a bit difficult In all my strive to the top. Therefore I am not a medical Doctor by profession.!!!!!!!!!!!Please take note because I do not misslead people, but stand out on the truth!!!!!! It is up to you in your decision to place me where I am deemed fit to hold in your tender heart. And concerning a man who can stir you up in your inside,,,,,,,,,,,,that’s nothing to the gifts God has endowered me with as a humbled man who so much have a respecter of person character as a natural gift of nature from God. Only allow your heart to come home to mine and you will get it all ranging from crestable romantic reciprocity of much stratified intent strategy, to a hard core working modules that only a few men is deemed fit to give out to their woman, of which a woman like you deserves to so much get from me only if you can let the door of your heart to be opened to mine to come in.
Sequel to your word in quote “I have been a good wife and kind of bored with life for to long” All I have in reciprocity to respond to you is this, I will be willing to give it all to you, in terms of all the stratified intent strategy of mutual satisfaction you need as a woman interms of hard mutual exhibition that a man should give in response to your statisfactory happy mind, of which i presume a sweet looking lady like you deserves and i am ready to give you all that you can think of, both lick from the head which comprises of your eyes, nose, ears, lips to the two tomatoes of soft great intent touch and of all to the nitigrity of that sweet apple in-between your legs, that i will want to hold onto its mutual cresting for hours before finally resuming the slow hard core up and down working modules.

Before I call it a day, accept my heart consoling greeting concerning your husbands passing, and I pray that God will grant him a good rest and also give you the grace and strength of every of your dersired opportunity to live again in happiness and all the good wishes you look forward to in life from him God Almighty.
Lastly, please I like you to tell me some few more things about yourself, like your age, where you live, job, how many kids have you and whatever else you would like me to know about you, that you think its worthwhile for me to know indeptly…. As I earlier made mine cleared to you in my previous mail.

Except for a few choice lines, his script is totally boring me. So I ignore him for a couple days...

Christopher:

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Vomi,
I did not hear from you after my last mail and I was worried, hope you are ok?
How is every thing? Hoping to hear back from you!!!!!!!
Christopher………….

So I decide to reply:

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Christoper : I am fine, thank you for asking. Sorry my reply was so late, I was out with my girlfriends last night and had one to many cocktails and am afraid my head was suffering today. I have to be honest with you, because that is who I am, I am open and honest with my feelings. If I want to say something, I will. I want you to be that way with me too. I dont want to play games. I have been online trying to meet Mr Right for awhile now and have run across to many jerks. liars and cheaters. I hope you are not one of them. Sometimes people come into your life and you know right away they were meant to be there. That is what I need. Hugs...Vomi

Just a note here...I am borrowing Fartina's character Vomi Tonmashew, I have created a new email account slightly different than Fartina's. The lad usually sends me the same email twice and has on occassion sent the same email to Fartina's original character. Obviously scamming several victims at one time and it's confusing him.

Christopher replies back:

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Vomi,
What a beautiful day and weekend Sunday to recon with after attending service, sweetie I hope you are fine and ok today? Just thought it twice and ok to extend greeting to you and know how you are doing, hope all is right and well with you?
I hope it interests you to know that I prayed for you, for good health, happy state of mind always, progress in all that your hand finds doing, Gods special attention to meet your heart desired needs of what ever your wish is, elevation of your status to the next level of every of your desire and above all smile on your face 24 hours of the day, just because someone out there seem to care and interested about all that concerns you and wants you to get closer to him, because the moment you do, he will be close to you to feel your heart with all your long awaited heart desires………..Therefore look upto God, for him alone can feel your heart with all you are looking forward to…………Bless you and …………..Kisssssssss from me Christopher to your warm tender heart………
Chris…………….Dr Reg………….

Again, I choose to ignore him for a couple days....

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Vomi,
I hope you are ok and fine sweetie? I have not heard from you and it’s a kind of keeping me under a worry-some state. Whats happening? Talking to me, maybe we can both share the feelings together and profer a rewarding solution. That's what I'm hoping Twisted Evil

Hope you are ok? Please talk to me…………Await your mail!!!!!!!!!!

Yawn... but I reply

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Hi Dr.Christopher:
Thanks for worrying, my late husband only worried about himself and never me. His company was the most important thing in his life. He was to busy to have a family, so he left me with no children and alone all the time. That's why he's dead, worrying about his damn company all the time. He never paid attention to me. But where is he now? Dead. And I have all his money. Funny what life deals you hey? Hope to hear back soon. Hugs Vomi

Then this!!

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Sweetie
Check out some of the nice position pics I got from the net and imagine you and I, when we tend to meet on the mutual hard core bedmating cruse? What can you say about it?????????.........................Dr Reg

He attaches several PRON PICS. My religious god loving lad is a PERV!
And not just one, but 3 emails full of porn with him asking me what I think:

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Sweetie
How would you react when am getting it at across to you from different angel and side of mutual intent in and out cruse???????????? .........................Dr Reg

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Sweetie
If you get to screem, how loud will you let in go?????????? .........................Dr Reg

So, now it's my turn to reply....

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Wow.... I thought you were all religious like and weren't that kind of guy. I just got way more interested in you!!

And another:

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Honey: If you are hung like that, I would scream so loud the windows would crack and the neighbours would be wondering what was happening!

And one more for good measure:

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OOooo baby,,, you have made me so wet and horny now... I must pleasure myself to the thoughts of your strategies

So then...back to business for boring ol' Christopher and of course his play for money:

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Vomi,
Sweetie its another great day and its my pleasure to extend greetings to you and also know how you are doing, hope you are ok and great?
Can we be able to chat together?
Also incase you really do not mind, I wish to know what your company into in its production? Because I might like make use of my registered company here to work for you here in West Africa and Nigeria to be precise as a sole major sales distributing agent, in case you do not mind. Kissssssssssssssss from the in-dept of my heart to you dearie
Chris………….Dr Reg……….

But Vomi is still all aflutter...

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Chrissy...Well after those strategy pics you sent me, I cant think of anything but your gigantic manwood. I will try to focus and reply later after I have repeatly violated myself with produce from the refridgerator

So after Vomi composes herself she replies:

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Chrissy: I'm afraid I embarassed myself yesterday with my replies to you, it has been forever since a man has excited me in that way. I guess I over-reacted. Like I said before, my late husband was always to busy to pay much attention to me and we hardly ever did the jiggy jiggy. I thought maybe he did not find me attractive and I must admit I am self conscience about my looks. In case I didn't tell you, I am a black woman, and my late husband was a white man. I think he was embarassed by me. I dont think I am very attractive, and most men are only interested in one thing. I hope that is not you because I think I could have some fun with you. Twisted Evil

Love and Kisses Vomi

Well, I think Chrissy doesn't know what to say, should he talk about religion, business or sex??

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Vomi,
Sweetie its my pleasure to extend greetings to you on such a blessed day. How you are doing, hope you are ok and great dearie?
You seem to sound a bit funny sweetie when you said in quote “Wow.... I thought you were all religious like and weren't that kind of guy.” Yes I am religious to the core, but not in terms of a rewarding and pleasant hard core sex to once spouse provided that is what she likes and makes her happy. Do you know that in one of the ten commandments of a good marriage and happily home stayed together between a man and his spouse, pleasant sex is one of that strong rooted foundation that must be mutually reciprocated in exchange by one another as the desire deems fit from any. Therefore, it is not a matter of boasting, I am a hard man in terms of good pleasant sex and I can take you to the climax of satisfactory organism sweet reaching after a nice hard and slow, in and out penetration of my dick in your cutie virginal and else where you might want it. My religious life on the other hand is also strongly rooted on the praxis that I live a sincere and open straight forward life and never like cheating nor lairing to people, rather I will tell you whom I am and if you care about me based on whom I am and not what I am at the present, then I am willing and able to give you the best of my best, provided you open the interest door of your heart to mine to come in, because I seem to understand a bit that you seem to have a bit higher social class stratification ranking compared to my.
In all, whatever your decision depicts is appreciable by me, if you welcome me with all your whole heart interest, then the pleasure is mine to give it all to you and make you feel like a real woman in all that you will be desiring in a strong and able man who is also intelligent in all ramification of life like good ethical conduct in organizational work and above all domestic jobs at home in case of when you need my assistance in doing any. Kissssssssssssssss from the in-dept of my heart to you dearie
Can we be able to chat together and have more chance to talk better and share feeling together?
Chris………….Dr Reg……….

Then another email from him:

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Vomi,
Sweetie it just occurred to my mind to inform you that come 31st of this month of January 2011 is my birthday and I look forward to a any pleasant gift from you to me as your honey and baby that are meant to be together soonest when your mind calls home to mine……………. Kissssssssssssssss from the in-dept of my heart to you dearie

His birthday, and he wants a present. I reply:

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My Love: Wow, that is a coincedence, my birthday is just 5 days away on the 25th of January. What pleasant gift can you send to me?
Hugs and Kisses......Vomi

Chrissy replies:

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Vomi,
Dearie, I later just thought is twice that I should send you my photo look for your perusal because the thoughts of your memory hovers more in my mind than any other thing and I still hope to send you a nice creative pleasant gift on your birthday……….Hope you will like my ugly look????????????? Incase you don’t mind dearie, can I have a look at your sweet lovely photo?????????????????????
Thanks sweetie and own up to you in sincerity my 100% intent care and affection!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hugs and Kisses………..

Vomi will insist on another photo with him holding a personal sign. She has been fooled before and is wise to love scammers. She wants to be sure this time. But not right now....

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Hello honey: How are you? I am just getting ready to go out with the girls on a saturday girls night out. Every once in awhile we all get together a let loose and just have some great fun. We will be going to the Rock Hard Cafe tonight to watch some entertainment and have a few cocktails. Thank you for the photo, you are a very handsome man. I dont have time right now to be sending my photo, but I will try and send it tomorrow and also send you another letter of love. Love and kisses to my handsome man... Vomi

Then 2 more emails full of PRON pics

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Sweeite

What do you think? And how would you feel inside of you?

What is it with this lad and the PRON pics??

Then another email from him

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Vomi,
Sweeite, am ok and doing great, although I was a little bit down!!!!!!!! Thanks for asking how I am. I appreciate dearie!!!!!!!!!!!!
How was your night out with your girl friends? Hope it was fun?
Hope you will permit me to have a look at your sweet lovely photo and the letter of love as you promised yesterday???????????
Thanks sweetie and own up to you in sincerity my 100% intent care and affection!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hugs and Kisses to my Ebony one in a Million Angel ………..

So that's where it's at right now. Tomorrow I might reply, or not.....

Posted: Sun Jan 23, 2011 11:38 pm

Well he gets my vote extremeb! Well done. Tomatoes? Apples? What is he, a greengrocer?
Or maybe he's one of those engineers that suddenly need thousands of dollars for a broken pump! His sex talk certainly sounds like it comes from a manual on how to install a new air-con unit.

In time, as you get more aquainted and he has to go off his proscribed scripts and plans I reckon he could be hilarious. You've already made me chuckle. Later on - let me know if you need any other characters to "Phil" out your story - I'd be more than happy to join you in the "Rock Hard" cafe!

Love Phil X

insults and more · Posted: Mon Jan 24, 2011 12:43 am

This lad is what happens when Henry Kissinger mates with a ad exec.

I dare you to try out his lines on your spouse.

Posted: Mon Jan 24, 2011 4:43 pm

Hahaha!
That's a brilliant start, extremeb! I especially like how you told him that it's your birthday, when he said that his is coming up! Laughing

419Eater is my life Joined: 29 Sep 2010 Posts: 407

Well, Uncle Pervy is at it again....

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Sweeite.

Look at the attachment pics and fantasias how your reactions will be when I am giving you such a delightful cresting, with my warm sensitive tough mutually working all around your virgina in all special ways that my ability could depict its superlative traits?????????????

PRON attached...

What exactly is delightful cresting? Confused

Anyways, Vomi went out with the girls to the Rock Hard Cafe and was totally out of control

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Good morning my love.... How was your weekend? We had alot of fun the other night, but I'm afraid we got ourselves into a bit of trouble, we were arrested for being drunk and disorderley. Not a big deal, I paid a small fine, but we all spent a night in lockup until my sister came and got us. I had to listen to her lecture me all the way home. I promised her that it wouldn't happen again. I have a few errands to run today, I hope to hear back from you soon, I will email you again tonight. Love Vomi

Christopher has been very prompt with replies, Saturday, Sunday, it doesn't matter, he always replies right away. So I don't hear from him for one day. better see what's up

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Hi Christopher: I'm afraid I'm feeling kind of badly right now, I haven't seen a reply from you today. You are probably thinking what a silly woman I am and you don't want to waste your time with me. I spent the day with my sister and she has made me realize that I am out of control. It's just that I've never experienced this kind of freedom before, and I guess I don't know how to handle it very well. I will understand if you decide not to continue this relationship. Vomi

I receive his reply, and he's not too happy with Vomi, the drunken party girl and decides he needs to lecture me too.

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Vomi,
Dearie, I have to be sincere with you that I really do not like the habit of you getting drunk and over drinking beyond what your capacity could carry each time you tell me you went out with your girl friends, because you had earlier stated it to me once that you had much drink and that your head was suffering the other day.
Get one thing clear, it is not bad to be a social drinker, but not drinking to the extent of getting yourself drunk, it is not nice to hear about someone who is very much kin about his or her reputation before others.
If you say in quote “Not a big deal, I paid a small fine, but we all spent a night in lockup until my sister came and got us” Is absolutely not a good reputable response that you gave there. Lister fine is fine, either big or small, the most thing to consider is this you have violated the rules and regulation of the state and I will not be happy o hear that you where found or engaged in such again. Thanks to your sister who came to get you out and at the same time caution you towards you act. Please extend my regards to here and please do not do what I wouldn’t do nor like if I get to hear of it.

Then I get a nice surprise, I had almost forgotten, but it WAS Vomi's birthday, and dear ol' lad remembered. Such a good lad

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Happy Birthday Sweetie
How Old Are You Today Sweetie ??????????????????
I woke up this morning with my heart filled with great joy because someone special is in great celebration of a year addition to her raison d'etre in life, which depicts the traces of a superlative joy in my heart to be among those opportune to wish someone special a happy birthday on this day 25th of January 2011

Followed by a 2 page email rambling on about who knows what, you know soulmate, I love you, delightful platforms... blah... blah....

He has been hounding me for a pic, so tonight I will finally reveal myself to him... Thanks to Bravo for this pic of one of his er...um...lads? Shocked

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Hello Chrissy...my Doctor of Love!!!! What a beautiful surprise you offered me, this is a wonderful day and you have caused me extreme delight in knowing that you remembered and created this magnificent birthday greetings upon me. You are truly a wonderful man!!!

My love, I have taken into consideration the words you have brought to me about my reckless behaviour, and with the support of you and my wonderful sister I will overcome any temptations to act so irresponsibily. Thank you for being understanding and offering me you wise commentaries.

I am very nervous, but I have included a photo of myself for your perusal, I am hoping you are a kind and understanding man who will look beyond beauty and its physicalities and see what I am inside and what I have to offer such a caring man as yourself. I will be awaiting anxiously for your reply. Kisses and Hugs to my beautiful doctor of love. Love Vomi

Let the fun begin Twisted Evil

Posted: Tue Jan 25, 2011 9:51 pm

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your virgina

Ooh Is that a drink? Laughing

Posted: Tue Jan 25, 2011 10:45 pm

LMAO! Great bait extremeb! It almost makes me want to try baiting a love lad but I think Fartina and you found a gem with this one. Wink

Posted: Wed Jan 26, 2011 5:24 am

I was just talking to some RL friends about Vomi. The card will be some excellent dinner talk

Posted: Wed Jan 26, 2011 12:16 pm

Wow! Vomi, you're…you're…beautiful! puke

And I have to say (being in the game myself) that's some dedicated photochop from the Dr.
Multiple fonts - check
Extensive use of drop shadow - check
Huge gaps in his justified text box - check
This guy should be designing brochures for my female character's company Doughnut Dominates - sexi toys for girls and boys! Let him know he's got a job if he wants one. Very Happy

Keep up the good work.

Love Phil X

419Eater is my life Joined: 29 Sep 2010 Posts: 407

Doctor Chrissy hasn't replied to me since I sent that photo. I don't understand it, that babe was da bomb

It's only been 2 days, but like I mentioned, he replies to me daily. Time for a heart broken slap

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Dear Christopher: You have not replied to me since I sent you my photo. I knew this would happen, I am to old and ugly for any man to care about me. I was going to send you a fake picture just so you wouldn't run away, but I wanted to be honest with you because I thought you were special and different from the rest. I guess I was wrong. My heart is broken once again. Now you know why I drink so much. Vomi

Posted: Wed Jan 26, 2011 8:03 pm

^^^

Men are such pigs, dearie.

419Eater is my life Joined: 29 Sep 2010 Posts: 407

^^^ Yes, in general, but not my doctor of love Chrissy

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Vomi,
Dearest its not what you think, I am very sorry if I have hurt you in my late response, but it was not my fault, rather its due to circumstances beyond my control of which I do not really like being a burden to others.
Sweeite, I must confess that you are an epitome of ebony beauty that nature speaks of in the sense of a man that is not up to what glitters as Gold and on that note I must confess my sincere heart that I admire you to the extent that my dick was aching for your hole to crest both mutually and seriously to a satisfactory delight of yours……

And here it comes.... oh poor me, I'm so broke

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Sorry that I usually get to write you back a bit late this days of which you also complained about it the other day in quote “Hi Christopher: I'm afraid I'm feeling kind of badly right now, I haven't seen a reply from you today”, please do not think nor feel bad about my surden change in behaviour lately, its due to the fact that the difficulties that I am passing through lately in finance to my final semester In school pertaining to my Masters thesis and last semester fees and also coupled with the fact that my internet connections was disconnected due to my payment expire, of which I can not get access to check your mails to me except I had to look around and beg for money from friends before being able to go to the café very far from my house location in school is really affecting my well-being both physically, emotionally and psychologically, as such I am always not in good mode with myself most times because it boarders me most times that I think of it. Please pardon me if its extension effect is not speaking well of my reciprocated behaviour to you in promptly writing you like usual

Well that just won't do. I want replies EVERY DAY!!

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Come to think of it, if you ever come home to my humble and sincere heart, I will impact more beautiful look to your already creative one in the traits that my jiggy jiggy with you will impact, based on that fact that my sperm juice are very rich, nourishing and has a lot to do to your beauty, looking more shining and admiring. This is true with the fact that when one is happy in life with someone, it tends also add more impact to his or her look

OMG I think I'm gonna heave....

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Let me have more of your pics look and extend more compliments of my heart felt admiration to you.

Well I'm sure I can photochop that face onto a goats ass for you.

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Finally please and please do not engage your self again with such acts of drinking beyond your capacity limit………………………………And please never ever think of ever trying to lie to me, just because you want to cover up things…………I like sincere people, but try to understand that I am presently going through financial pains that is really affecting me in all ramifications.
Hugs and Kisses to my Ebony one in a Million Angel ………..

Again with the lecture. Mad

Too bad the heartbroken Vomi went out on a bender tonight to drown her sorrows.

Posted: Thu Jan 27, 2011 12:37 am

You go, extremeb!

Laughing

Posted: Thu Jan 27, 2011 12:53 am

Oh my he thinks your purdy Shocked

Posted: Thu Jan 27, 2011 1:50 am

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based on that fact that my sperm juice are very rich, nourishing

If he's broke, maybe he could sell some??? Wink

Posted: Thu Jan 27, 2011 2:19 am

Doctor Chrissy wrote:

my jiggy jiggy with you

Is jiggy jiggy sex? Shocked

Excellent extreme! Your range of baiting is extensive and I enjoy reading them. Keep up the good work! Very Happy

Posted: Thu Jan 27, 2011 2:27 am

I think Will Smith knows..Getting Jiggy with it.

Posted: Thu Jan 27, 2011 12:24 pm

extremeb wrote:

Well, Uncle Pervy is at it again....

Let the fun begin Twisted Evil

What a hot chick. I have a feeling Dr Lurve will need to start drinking himself once he sees that picture. Maybe he can just drink until she's 'cute', then stop? Shocked

419Eater is my life Joined: 29 Sep 2010 Posts: 407

Well after such a sincere and heartful reply from the doctor, Vomi just HAD to reply...

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Lover: Please honey, do not feel sorry, its me that should be sorry for not trusting you. I have read all of your emails over and over, and I have to admit that I am liking when you talk sexy to me. The thought of you cresting my hole causes me much excitment, so much in fact that I must pleasure myself to your photo. I hope my words are not inappripriate for you, but like I said earlier, I will always tell you what is on my mind, I want us to be true and open with each other. BIG WET KISSSSSSES for my doctor of LOVE.... Vomi

Dr. Chrissy is learning just how sensitive poor ol' Vomi is. The slightest incident triggers off her binge drinking, So like a good lad he replies right away, and offers an excuse for his weekend off.

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Vomi,
Sweetie, Its my pleasure that you are once again indeed putting on a smiling face, which is my most important desire for you in the face of all my odds at the moment. Get to know this, it is my wish and desire that all around me is putting on a smiling face at every time
Please and please stop the habit of excess drinking; you know I do not like it. That dose not mean that I said you should not drink at all, but drink responsibly that only connotes that habit of being a social drinker that never and will never get drunk.

He really doesn't like Vomi's drinking Twisted Evil

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I am here to inform you that I will be leaving the city to a very high mountain for three days and will be back by Sunday, so that you will not feel bad incase you do not see nor get any mail from me. My reasons are this, is like things are a bit very difficulty for me lately, to the extent that I am yet to pay my last semester school fees and other financial needs that working on my thesis requires. As a result of all these issue I stated to you, my health is somehow affected to the extent that I think a lot and as such, am always having non-stop headache (Migraine so to say) and very depressed at the moment. Therefore, since I can not help myself out in being able to afford money to go the clinic for care attentionI have decided to go to the highest mountain top in Osun state, Nigeria to seek the face of God in such a high quiet place with dry fasting (No food, no water). The lad safaried himself Shocked

and prayers from today till Sunday (3 days). This is because I really do not like being a burden to anyone in the last 23 years that I lost my Father (Dad), and it is only God that I have to fall back to each time it looks like the world wants to come to an end in the face of all that hovers around me, but with Gods intervention most times, he makes a way for me unexpectedly and that is the more reason why I have a strong rooted faith in him

Don't we all just feel so sorry for the poor doc? Doesn't it make you want to run to the nearest WU office with that blank cheque in hand?

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Also I will have to commit my Birthday 31st Jan., 2011 into his hand and pray that God should do abundant new things in my life as I complete 33years on Monday, just like I prayed for you on the 25th day of yours.

My love, please bear with me and have it in mind that I will never hurt you………….Kissssssssss

I reply to the dear doctor:

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Hello my love: I hope you are felling better after your safari to the great high mountains. I don't like hearing that you are not feeling well and are stressed out. You know, my granny used to suffer from migraine headaches and she would always say that for migraines stand in a bucket of cold water. She would also peeled and cut a large potato in slices about 1/2" put them on a cloth and applied them on her forehead telling to wait for 1/2 hour to one until the potato are brown. Lucky for me, I dont have them. Please do take care of yourself sweetie. How will you ever be able to crest my hole if you are not healthy. I hope you like the birthday greeting I created for you. I thought I would send it today so that when you return from your trip, it might make you feel better. I will talk to you soon...Love Vomi

Vomi has been busy and made a wonderful birthday card for the dear lad.
I'm sure it will do wonders for his migraines Twisted Evil

Posted: Sun Jan 30, 2011 2:34 am

Vomi made such a nice psychedelic card for Chrissy. I hope he hurries back from the mountains to crest her hole.

419Eater is my life Joined: 29 Sep 2010 Posts: 407

^^^ I was going to ask SOOI for one of his eye-bleeding masterpieces, but I couldn't fit the squirrel theme into it. Smile

419Eater is my life Joined: 29 Sep 2010 Posts: 407

The doctor is back from his trip to the mountains to find himself...

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Vomi,
Dearest am aback!!!!!!! How are you doing while I was away??????
Sweetie, I did not go to the mountain for safari like you thought, rather I went to the Higher Mountain of Mercy to spend some moment days of prayers with God Almighty, so as to ask for his intervention in my present situations of life

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My mistake Very Happy

he went to the HIGHER mountain for some divine lad intervention.

Then its right back to the "I need financial help" bit

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I told you that I am financially incapacitated at the moment and need financial assistance so as to be able to go to the hospital concerning my health in the migraine I was having lately, due to the fact that lately I ponder more in disturbed thinking concerning the payment of my last semester school fees and other financial needs of the masters thesis that I am writing…….If you can be of financial help at the crucial moments to me sweetie I will really appreciate it so much, so as to get myself off my present predicaments and be there to give that rewarding love of my heart as promised.

A few paragraphs preaching to me on how I should get closer to the man

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Also I will be very happy if you can try your best to start drawing closer to him (God) because he has more to offer and impact in you, if only you can look around for a church around you where you can start worshiping God.

I hear TWAT is looking... Laughing

Oh did I mention he needs financial help?

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Finally, my love, my heart, my ebony sweet one, can you be of financial help assistance to me?????????? So as to get myself treated at the hospital and be able to pay up my last semester school fees boardering me so much??????? Please and please I had to solicit your kind financial help

Unfortunately, Vomi's millions are in the hands of her suspicious sister, and Vomi can't access a dime without sis' ok. And I almost forgot, it's Chrissy's birthday

Vomi replies:

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Hello my dearest Chrissy...Today is your birthday!! Happy Birthday my love. Please have a wonderful day, What presents did you get?? I am sorry you were not able to open the card I made special for you, I will re-attach it and maybe you will be able to get it this time. I made another for you because I was bored. I am glad you are back, I was missing not hearing from you for days. I hope your little trip was fun, do you go with friends? Did you camp on the mountain? wasn't it cold? Please dear, do take care of yourself, I don't want you to be getting sick! I will be needing you healthy for when you are penetrating me

have spoken to my sister about you and she is worried for me, she has seen me hurt by men previous and does not want the same thing to happen again. I told her you were special. I must convince her of your honour and truths. I showed the photo you send of yourself and the beautiful birthday creation you made, she still does not trust you. She says that can be anyone and it is easy to send a simple photo. Please Chrissy, send me a photo of yourself, maybe you can hold a sign that says I Love Vomi Tonmashew. She will truly have to believe you then. It is important to gain her trust as she is guarantor of all my money. I cannot withdraw any funds unless she approves. My sister and I are planning a small trip in a few weeks, we are going to go to Cayo Largo, a small island off the coast of Cuba. I have offered to pay her way. i want her to be more trusting of me, the drinking episodes have made her uncertain of my judgement, I want to get her trust. Please my lover, send me a photo and help me gain my sisters trust. HAVE A WONDERFUL BIRTHDAY MY SWEET DOCTOR OF LOVE......Kissessssss and Huggggsssss.... Vomi

So I get back this 2 page long " I Love you, you are the one"

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I knew we were meant to be for each other. My first mail to your request and the first two replies you sent back became the bedrock foundation on what we are both building upon today.

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You are my every heartbeat, my every gasping breathe of life

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I will treasure you, in the big steel safe of my heart. I care for you sweetheart

He lays it on real thick... Vomi is touched, so touched she replies with ... what else? some NSFW (or home) Twisted Evil

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Chrissy... That was so beautiful, it made me cry. You are very special to me. I close my eyes and think of your hardness pressing up against my wet virginal, rotating my buns as I work my way between your legs. My nipples are hard and you can see them through my blouse. I want your manwood to crest my sweet virginia

Oh Chrissy, I'm totally horny now. I have to pleasure myself to the thought of you....

Posted: Tue Feb 01, 2011 1:47 am

You probably already have this bookmarked. http://yahoonews.mailnew.com/

It might be just what is needed to get the photo from him. Laughing

Posted: Tue Feb 01, 2011 2:56 am

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big steel safe of my heart.

419Eater is my life Joined: 29 Sep 2010 Posts: 407

Chrissy was more than willing to oblige Vomi with her request

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How are you doing today dreaie? Hope you are ok and good my love? It is in the interest of your request that I had to make use of my little camera phone since I really do not have a digital camera of my own to take a snap shot of the picture you said I should send in other for you to further believe that I am real and also convince your sister to have trust of confidence in me. The picture simply shows where I was holding a paper that was writing I Care and Love My Dearest Ebony Angel Vomi Tonmashew, Please hope you will not be angry with me based on that fact that it’s not too clear? Please bear with me because I do not have a digital camera of my own that would have made it look very bright and sharp. All the same I think it’s visible to see.

Presenting Chrissy

The doctor of LOVE...

Well doesn't that pic just suck ?!!? Mad

Sis won't go for that I'm sure.

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In my heart of care, love and affection for you, I see our present, our future and our many years to come, by the way your response is to me each time I read your mail, which makes me strongly know that we will both last together as soul mates.

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I hope and prayer with much desired expectation that someday you will so much come to realize how much my desire longs for your wet virginal which I intend to perfectly crest to a very high sense of you reaching a desirable organisms when we both get to meet on another world of its own that sweet love making gives rise to

He really wants to crest my virginal for desirable organisms. Laughing

He follows this email with some more pron pics. To which I reply:

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Oh my Chrissy... those photos get me so hot. You know, secretly all western women love seeing these kind of photos from there online lover

So then Vomi goes silent for 3 days... Chrissy is in panic mode... but he figures a few pron pics are in order first...

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Sweeite.Look at the attachment pics and fantasias how your reactions will be when I am giving you such a delightful cresting, with my warm sensitive tough mutually working all around your virgina in all special ways that my ability could depict its superlative traits?????????????

Wait a sec...isn't that the same line he used last time? and the time before?

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Vomi,
Hope my sweet ebony queen is doing good and great today?????????? If yes, so Please tell me. How you feel. So I know because you seem to be my every breath of life now………..Hugs and Kisses to my Ebony one in a Million Angel ………..

Chris………….Dr Reg……….

No reply....

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Sweetie please try to be of financial help to me and in return the appreciation will be mine because I am really feeling bad about what am passing through of which I do not want to extend its emotion to you in the affection that we both shear together….Thanks and love you dearly

No reply...

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Vomi,
Sweetie,
I hope you are okay and good that I have not heard from you? What is the problem? Share with me and lets have a lasting solution to it…………...Take care and love you with all my heart dearie…………….Chrissy…………..Dr Reg

OK...time to reply I guess...

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My Dear Sweaty Chrissy: Thank you for the photos, I wish they were bigger and more clear, that way I could post them on my wall and would be able to look at you each night before I go to sleep. puke

Honey, I hope you wont be angry, but I showed the photos to my sister and she still does not believe. She said they should be hand written to be believable and that anyone using a computer program can create such photos. We got into a big argument over it. I told her she never allows me to grow up and be a woman. She gave me this web site to read and said I should send it to you. http://yahoonews.mailnew.com/ (Thanks to Fartina for reminding me of this link) Please honey, send me another photo and hand write it this time. I can barely survive on the $5,000 monthly allowance she gives me. I want to have a strong responsible man in my life to be with me. Love always....HUGGGGSSSS and KISSSSESSSS Vomi

Let's see if he comes up with new photos...

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