Sweet smelling stool. Update - Stool Movement.

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Posted: Tue Jan 25, 2011 12:03 pm

I'm currently in the process of buying the Ashanti Golden Stool.
I was a little concerned about the odour from the stool.
Lad has put my mind at rest. Smile

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how is it going.........?? the golden stool does not smell bad ok just that i know what u thinking of. Because the stool is been hidden for a long time you think it might smell bad but not that ok, the stool is been taken out for periodic cleaning and kept in a good condition because if its value to the ashanti kingdom.its got no smell just pure gold designed as a stool ok

Posted: Tue Jan 25, 2011 12:38 pm

'Sweet smelling stool' that's good. Wouldn't want a 'stinky stool' Very Happy

Posted: Tue Jan 25, 2011 12:48 pm

Am very envious, Fowan - what a fab scam to be baiting!

Thinks ASEM: Dear Scammer, I'm fed up with only being able to find fake plastic joke stools, do you happen to have for sale a .... Laughing

Seriously though - were the golden ornaments belonging to the AGS ever recovered? and what about the comfy cushion? Wink

Posted: Tue Jan 25, 2011 12:49 pm

You almost made me choke on my afternoon bacon! Laughing

Well done!!!

Posted: Tue Jan 25, 2011 12:49 pm

Your Lad seems to be working hard and regularly on this -- perhaps you could ask him to keep 'straining at the stool' as this will produce great benefits and relief....

Trophy Videos · Posted: Tue Jan 25, 2011 1:29 pm

Sleepless and I once were offered the chance of buying the Ashanti Golden Stool. The lad told us it was magical, it could float up in the air, and disappear! We asked him how we would know that we still possessed it, if it kept disappearing? He had no answer. We wanted it anyway, but had trouble getting our hands on a gold magnate to keep it in place. Smile

Posted: Tue Jan 25, 2011 1:40 pm

Utterly craptastic! I hope you can keep him moving!

Posted: Tue Jan 25, 2011 1:51 pm

All genuine golden stools come with platinum sweet corn embedded in them.

Just thought you should know.

Posted: Tue Jan 25, 2011 1:59 pm

Posted: Tue Jan 25, 2011 3:49 pm

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the stool is been taken out for periodic cleaning

He has obviously never heard of the expression "you cannot polish a turd"
Wink

Posted: Tue Jan 25, 2011 4:35 pm

^^^

You can't?

Is this it, Fowan?

Master Baiter Joined: 06 Jan 2010 Posts: 154

TheDane wrote:

You almost made me choke on my afternoon bacon! Laughing

Well done!!!

"Danish bacon, Danish bacon, yumayumayumayumayumayumayum!"

Perhaps only UK baiters will get that....and even then, they would have had to have watched quite a few adverts on TV in the late 80's...

Posted: Tue Jan 25, 2011 5:04 pm

Hey this is a very serious matter. There have been a war fought over this. So please stop joking around. Laughing

Posted: Tue Jan 25, 2011 6:25 pm

@ Fartina.
I think you've been scammed.
Your golden stool looks like a cheap Chinese version Smile

@slightly. Not hazelnuts?
Reminds me of an old joke Smile

Posted: Tue Jan 25, 2011 6:29 pm

It was difficult to not snort my afternoon margarita through my nose reading this.

Posted: Tue Jan 25, 2011 6:33 pm

Yes, It would be hard to 'pass' this post without mentioning the 'Ashanti Uprising' where the Ashanti tried to get their hands on the stool, but then the shit really hit the fan.
Apparently the tribe wanted a queen to sit on the stool. It concluded with the return of Nana Prempeh whose train was a bit late in arriving.
...
Rolling Eyes

Posted: Tue Jan 25, 2011 6:34 pm

Please tell me the lad will hear from Sardo Numspa. Please!

Posted: Tue Jan 25, 2011 7:16 pm

^^^ Not until I need to. Sorry.
There's too much history associated with this.
I've got loads of shit to use Laughing

Posted: Tue Jan 25, 2011 7:19 pm

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Sardo Numspa. Please!

Who's that, or are you just name-'dropping'?

Posted: Tue Jan 25, 2011 7:35 pm

^^^ Bad guy from "The Golden Child" http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Golden_Child
I can see where The Dane is coming from but there are some bad spirits to be evoked with this bait Smile

Posted: Tue Jan 25, 2011 8:11 pm

This smells like a crappy bait. I hope things get worked out in the end.

Posted: Tue Jan 25, 2011 9:38 pm

Fowan Nyne wrote:

^^^ Not until I need to. Sorry.
There's too much history associated with this.
I've got loads of shit to use Laughing

But... but.... ah, well, it's going fine so far. Very Happy

Posted: Tue Jan 25, 2011 10:01 pm

rocknrollnobody wrote:

"Danish bacon, Danish bacon, yumayumayumayumayumayumayum!"

Perhaps only UK baiters will get that....and even then, they would have had to have watched quite a few adverts on TV in the late 80's...

Thanks for that, i'd spend years of my life without thinking of those bloomin' adverts, now it's in my head! Laughing

Posted: Tue Jan 25, 2011 10:46 pm

^^^ Early advert.
What's got a hazelnut in every bite?
Squirrel shit!

Posted: Thu Jan 27, 2011 1:19 pm

Me:

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Where is the stool at the present time?
Are you able to move the stool? I wouldn't want you to strain too hard.
How do you think the stools movement will affect things?
Is the stool heavy?
Do you think the stool will stay solid after movement?
What are your plans to extract the stool from it's present position?
We need to work it out somehow.

Lad replies:

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hope you all is well with you as am also trying very hard to make things up for you.
Addressing your questions one after the other:

* The stool is in the Ashanti region of Ghana (West Africa)
* The stool is ready to move only if you ready to buy them and all legal documentations are done for the movement of the stool.
* We are talking about real Gold here and you know gold is solid so the movement of the stool from one geographical space to the other will not affect it at all.
*All necessary preparation for the movement of the stool are in the pipe line so you will have nothing to worry about.
* For sure the stool will be in its right and perfect state after movement cause we know what we are doing and i deal with professionals.
* The first plan at hand if you ready and willing to purchase the stool is to get the stools documents changed from it present name as the Ashanti golden stool to the next beneficiary or rightful owner of the Ashanti golden stool.

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