Yoda talks dirty (NSFW)

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Posted: Fri Jan 21, 2011 2:41 pm

Phil, you're looking pretty fine for a dead guy! What's your secret?

Posted: Fri Jan 21, 2011 4:26 pm

Thanks Chrys. I do feel surprisingly well despite my demise. Of course the secret I'll take to the grave.
Oh.
I'm already in it.
Well then, the secret is have someone else do yer dyin' for yer!
While I metaphorically open a beer and flip back the Lazee Boy poor old Simon's swapping roast potato recipes with Old Nick!

Love Phil X

419Eater is my life Joined: 29 Sep 2010 Posts: 407

Poor, poor Simon....Taken in his prime. I laughed, I cried, but mostly I laughed

Posted: Thu Jan 27, 2011 1:51 pm

Thanks extremeb! I'm enjoying your ongoing bait too.

Terror Mask has sent Yoda an email (supposedly to all friends of Simon) informing her that the hit and run driver has been caught so Simon can at last be given the send-off he would have wanted.

Who knows? Maybe there's even something in the will for her?

Love Phil X

419Eater is my life Joined: 29 Sep 2010 Posts: 407

Well I should hope there is something in the will for her, after all she was your (soon to be) wife hmmmmmm

Posted: Fri Jan 28, 2011 12:57 am

Thanks for sharing your bait. It was an excellent read.

Posted: Fri Jan 28, 2011 8:17 am

Up till now, it's still no signal on my part. I hope "it" will resurface from R'Lyeh one day Razz

Posted: Sat Mar 19, 2011 5:40 pm

I have to say that I have read and re-read this bait 3 times and I laugh (and piddle myself just a bit) every time!!

This is by far one of the best baits on here! I was hoping that she would try to collect the money from Nigel but I guess the vlad gave up. I wonder what color panties the vlad was wearing when he got the email from Nigel...I hope it was red as a tribute to a lost love Twisted Evil

Posted: Tue Mar 22, 2011 10:06 am

Thanks for reminding me about Yoda, lespa. I sure do miss that little green fella! I have an ongoing bait with 'Julia" at the moment where the same question about the lads undergarments prompted an immediate reply:

Quote:

Bikini , and gstring paint

Sexy, but difficult to remove I imagine! Very Happy

Love Phil X