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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Thu Jan 13, 2011 10:58 am |
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I rarely let my own moods affect my baits, but recently it's not been so easy to detach, with a golden staph infection giving me periods of chronic pain, sometimes agonising. Today a rather bad episode led to an uncharacteristic bout of ill-temper from the normally easy-going Captain Mal.
The Lad was the one who featured as "4nita Sexy" in http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=196573. Emphasis added, BTW.
Mal (8:37 PM): Anita, is everything OK?
AS (8:38 PM): Hello
AS (8:39 PM): i greet you
AS (8:39 PM): how are you doing today my Dear?
Mal (8:39 PM): As well as can be expected.
AS (8:40 PM): we thank god
AS (8:41 PM): but am not too happy now
Mal (8:41 PM): I don't have any religion, remember, so a bit less of the "we", please.
AS (8:41 PM): what do you mean?
Mal (8:41 PM): Sorry, what's wrong?
AS (8:42 PM): my sick mummy is very cool
Mal (8:43 PM): I thought she was much better. What's changed?
AS (8:44 PM): no money to take good of her
Mal (8:44 PM): Say again?
AS (8:45 PM): onthing
Mal (8:45 PM): Sorry?
AS (8:45 PM): okay
Mal (8:46 PM): I'm a bit surprised to hear that.
AS (8:46 PM): that is why i want get marriage so that i can take good care of her
Mal (8:46 PM): Well, there’s a problem with that.
AS (8:47 PM): i don,t understand
Mal (8:49 PM): Even if I were able to get you here - and that's not a given - there's a good chance that your Mom won't be admitted to Australia.
AS (8:50 PM): okay
Mal (8:51 PM): That's the law here. I had some trouble getting a permit to stay as I'm effectively deaf. Some lunkhead no-load in Immigration tried to invoke the Public Purse rule on me but luckily he was overruled.
AS (8:53 PM): oh really?
AS (8:53 PM): i see
AS (8:53 PM): i have money here in the security company
Mal (8:53 PM): I remember that you mentioned it.
AS (8:54 PM): you see
AS (8:54 PM): but am suffer in here in ghana
Mal (8:54 PM): You mean your Mom is.
AS (8:55 PM): is that how live suppose to be?
Mal (8:56 PM): What?
AS (8:56 PM): i have money and am suffering
Mal (8:57 PM): There are some things that money can't buy, I guess.
Mal (8:57 PM): How are you suffering exactly?
AS (8:58 PM): hahhahha
AS (8:58 PM): why do you say that?
Mal (8:58 PM): I wasn’t making a joke.
AS (8:59 PM): what do you mean?
It was about here that the pain began to build and my temper to fray.
Mal (9:00 PM): Now I'm confused!
AS (9:00 PM): confused about what?
Mal (9:03 PM): That's the whole gorram point!
AS (9:03 PM): are you with me?
AS (9:03 PM): i need help now
Mal (9:05 PM): What sort of help?
AS (9:06 PM): i want change my mind now because my mummy will die
Mal (9:08 PM): So what help do you need?
AS (9:09 PM): you i told you that i have money in the security company ?
Mal (9:09 PM): Yes.
AS (9:10 PM): i don,t want to wait till i get marriage before investing the money
Mal (9:12 PM): How do we resolve this?
AS (9:13 PM): i want to cleim from the money
Mal (9:14 PM): I don't get it.
AS (9:15 PM): i said want to go meet the security company and tell them to give some from the money
Mal (9:16 PM): Why can't you just go and do it?
AS (9:17 PM): i can,t because there are requestioning for money
AS (9:17 PM): because the money have been there for some time now
AS (9:21 PM): the box have there for some time now that is why there said i should pay for the storage fee of $200us.Dollars
Mal (9:22 PM): They can take it out of the box, can't they?
AS (9:23 PM): no there not do that
Mal (9:23 PM): Why not?
AS (9:23 PM): because the keys are with me
Mal (9:24 PM): So you can open it.
Mal (9:25 PM): Am I missing something?
AS (9:26 PM): what are you missing?
Mal (9:27 PM): Why you can't just open the box?
AS (9:28 PM): but before there can allow me to open the boxes i must pay that money first
Mal (9:29 PM): That sounds like something out of the old USSR.
Mal (9:30 PM): "No get in room without pass."
Mal (9:30 PM): "So where do I get a pass?"
Mal (9:30 PM): "In room."
AS (9:30 PM): i don,t get you
Mal (9:31 PM): Oh, never mind.
AS (9:31 PM): what do you mean?
OK, now I was in real pain, but I wasn't going to let the Lad go yet.
Mal (9:31 PM): I'm sorry that I tried to lighten your mood, OK?
Mal (9:32 PM): I promise I won't do it again!
AS (9:33 PM): what is that ?
Mal (9:34 PM): Can't you get anything? Holy shit on a shingle, must I dumb everything down for you?
AS (9:35 PM): i don,t understand you plz
Mal (9:35 PM): Why are you so gorram STUPID?????
Mal (9:36 PM): I need pain killers. I am in agony.
AS (9:37 PM): really oh i see
AS (9:37 PM): so you mean you can,t help me now?
Mal (9:40 PM): I am going now before I really lose my temper with you. For the love of Pete, grow a brain! |
_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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Terror Mask
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 24 Feb 2009
Posts: 892
Location: Guiding my lads to Cthulhu's lair.
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Thu Jan 13, 2011 11:32 am |
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Whoa.
OST: REM, "Bad Day"
Jokes aside, get well soon, Yast |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Sun Jan 16, 2011 12:12 pm |
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4nita just left me gobsmacked...
Mal (11:03 PM): Tell me something - how much of your life has been in the US?
Anita (11:04 PM): non
Anita (11:04 PM): why do you ask?
Mal (11:04 PM): Oh? You said in your email that you'd spent some time in America.
Anita (11:05 PM): yes
Anita (11:05 PM): but not in usa
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_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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TheDarkSpecter
Master Baiter
Joined: 06 Oct 2010
Posts: 113
Location: 4th igloo on the left, adjacent to dogsled parking
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Sun Jan 16, 2011 12:17 pm |
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dont forget SOUTH america |
_________________ Dark Specter
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...(snip) as you can not tell me that by now i am still a scam, because have already given you my word already. (Vincen*t Chen*g)
I want a situation where this money will be used in an ungodly Way.
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Sun Jan 16, 2011 1:05 pm |
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I should add this to clarify (emphasis added):
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My name is Anita , am 25 years of age.I'm from West Coast of Africa Ghana to be a half Ghanaian and a ilinois,but just spent some part of my time in the States.I am 5"7 ft tall, 135 lbs.I have no body am the only next of kid |
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_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
x 7 |
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Buckshot
Master Baiter
Joined: 06 Jan 2011
Posts: 140
Location: Ockerville, mate.
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Sun Jan 16, 2011 8:40 pm |
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^^ you lad has no body ?
A Head-In-A-Jar scammer, now that's pretty cool. |
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SlapHappy
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 May 2006
Posts: 9612
Location: Floating up and down with happiness.
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Mon Jan 17, 2011 3:54 pm |
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^^ I have no body, either. Nurse Nasty took it away, and left me in this pink dress.
You got a real "weiner!" there, yastreb, in that lad.
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Mal (9:29 PM): That sounds like something out of the old USSR.
Mal (9:30 PM): "No get in room without pass."
Mal (9:30 PM): "So where do I get a pass?"
Mal (9:30 PM): "In room."
AS (9:30 PM): i don,t get you
Mal (9:31 PM): Oh, never mind.
AS (9:31 PM): what do you mean? |
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