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sunshine
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Mon Jan 10, 2011 6:19 pm |
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One of my standard ploys with lads, especially loan lads, is to pretend I need the dead man's bank funds / loan / dying widows' cash for extending my porno business. You would be amazed (not!) how happy all these loan companies and dying widows are to give me tons of cash after I tell them "I want to expand my barnyard porn empire".
Well looks like at some point one lad was paying attention as I just got this:
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Hi, I’m Lisa Jones. I came across your email on the internet after searching for porn film makers.
I am keenly interested in your package, and would be grateful if I am been featured in one of your movies.
I have acted few movies in my country, and will love to do business with you.
Please reply me if you would be interested in working with me.
Send me your access form. |
My first thought was "Badger!" but it's from a Nigerian IP.
This could get very amusing very quickly |
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Dr Mike
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Mon Jan 10, 2011 6:45 pm |
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So one of your lads made up the story of finding your (i'd guess) non existent porn site to be able to make some hardcore movie with you.
You should opt for a promo photo shoot to "see the goods".
Todger club here you come. |
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SlapHappy
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Mon Jan 10, 2011 6:58 pm |
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I know a "goat owner" that made some money on our goat-hugging lad, Oke.
But, Eww! He wouldn't go for that kind of "stuff", would he?
You can all puke now. |
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Funky Spingers
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 13 Jun 2008
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Mon Jan 10, 2011 7:32 pm |
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If you get pics/video out of it you have to share! |
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bravo95
Elite Baiter
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Mon Jan 10, 2011 9:48 pm |
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Must be desperation in lad land. Now for some test shots! |
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extremeb
419Eater is my life
Joined: 29 Sep 2010
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Tue Jan 11, 2011 12:13 am |
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I am keenly interested in your package |
er...um...no comment necessary |
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TheFae
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Tue Jan 11, 2011 1:13 am |
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@Sunshine, this could be another unicorn pron lad. Yes! |
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sunshine
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Tue Jan 11, 2011 7:09 am |
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^^^^ Oh I do hope so
"She" has written back.
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I was born on November 16, 1987 in San Francisco, California, and I began my acting career when she was just16 years of age. I persevered and I went to the try-outs of many commercials and television shows, until finally, i was able to land a role in lonely sex, a movie made under the direction of Rollen hook with Mickey Nash as one of the stars. I then had my most memorable role to date as Denise Huxtable in A Different World and The lumpy Show. After these television projects, I was moved to the movies with roles in dick licker, dead end, ass for cash, and High sex. For years, most of my roles were in television movies.
I am also featured on few movies on ass is ass.
Below are few of my featured movie pictures. |
And some picture of a porn star was indeed attached. The lad is almost certainly using the profile of a real porn actress although apparently mixed in with that of TV and Film actress Lisa Bonet and regrettably he's picked a white actress so I imagine getting any "custom" photos would be out of the question (not to mention getting me in trouble with PC Plod here if "she" ever did send me any goat pron!).
Still "she" should be good for an actor release form or two. |
_________________ so dont push my spirit to do a bad fasting for your head if not you will confam your self as a died person okay - Pastor Divine
OBOSH WILL KILL YOU AND YOUR FAMILY. YOU WILL NEVER SEE GOOD THING IN LIFE. OGUN WILL KILL YOU BASTARD SUN OF OBOSH. - Dr Oilyseagoon
AN ALIEN YOU ARE FROM THE PIT OF HELL - Abraham
I have explain this whole process to you so many times over and over again. - Spencer
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Bola - Accra - Cotonou Alex - Accra - Abidjan Austin - Accra - Abidjan
George - Accra - Cotonou - Lome - Niamtougou Toks London - Milford Haven
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Dr Mike
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Tue Jan 11, 2011 7:20 am |
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I think that you should as k for a male actor. That way you can try to steer him away from the real porn star pics and ask for a custom before he sends his crap. And if you are lucky, get him to strip for you. |
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Rowenar
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 31 Dec 2010
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Tue Jan 11, 2011 5:34 pm |
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Try seeing what she's willing to do for the 'film'! That could get...either fun or disturbing. Not sure which. |
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N.O.R.A
Baiting Guru
Joined: 17 Feb 2008
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Tue Jan 11, 2011 5:49 pm |
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sunshine wrote: |
My first thought was "Badger!" but it's from a Nigerian IP. |
Don't forget we have even some twisted minded baiters who live in Nigeria.
Someone PM'd me lately and told that you are actually a man. I was genuinely surprised. |
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SlapHappy
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Tue Jan 11, 2011 11:08 pm |
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Hmmm...thinking of another movie script and story boards here, ala Joy Sankoh's masterpieces of distasteful trash. Can this one compete with that? Could we stomach another one? ooo, sorry sunshine! Did I bring up horrible images and memories? |
_________________ x Reven U., Fats Walla, Donny
x10 X2 MM:Mikex2, JohnK, D@rlington, Ob1, Armstrong, Ismail, TG&Friend
x3 Nancy, Security Guy, Robert Accra-Tamale
(19 mo.) Tina and Joe's Safari - Accra to Niger & Timbucktu
Z@ke & Charlie -Wulugu Or Bust Safari- Lagos to Paga & Tokwari X2 - 3800mi.
x3 H3ctor & C@leb - Yankar1 & Parakou
x2 Charles and Friend-Amsterdam to Vatican
Issac to Chad
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sunshine
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Wed Jan 12, 2011 8:28 am |
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^^^ I still wake up screaming at the thought of those storyboards.
Lad has gone rather quiet after I sent him the "release form" he asked for. "She" needs to know that the adult film industry doesn't wait around! |
_________________ so dont push my spirit to do a bad fasting for your head if not you will confam your self as a died person okay - Pastor Divine
OBOSH WILL KILL YOU AND YOUR FAMILY. YOU WILL NEVER SEE GOOD THING IN LIFE. OGUN WILL KILL YOU BASTARD SUN OF OBOSH. - Dr Oilyseagoon
AN ALIEN YOU ARE FROM THE PIT OF HELL - Abraham
I have explain this whole process to you so many times over and over again. - Spencer
Praveen - Hanuman Junction - Hyderabad x2
Bola - Accra - Cotonou Alex - Accra - Abidjan Austin - Accra - Abidjan
George - Accra - Cotonou - Lome - Niamtougou Toks London - Milford Haven
x170 Engineer Cooke vs. Temeraire x8 |
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Terror Mask
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 24 Feb 2009
Posts: 892
Location: Guiding my lads to Cthulhu's lair.
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Wed Jan 12, 2011 8:43 am |
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The unicorn porn lad I remember, but Joy Sankoh?
Is it part of the m00seknuckle saga? I'm not yet finished reading it |
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sunshine
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Wed Jan 12, 2011 1:25 pm |
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^^^ Joy Sankoh (of the "old fork grand-ma" in my sig) was the unicorn porn script lad. I handed her over to M00seknuckle for some extra pain and we had "her" believing that she was getting a Jeep Cherokee (?) shipped to "her" at one point. |
_________________ so dont push my spirit to do a bad fasting for your head if not you will confam your self as a died person okay - Pastor Divine
OBOSH WILL KILL YOU AND YOUR FAMILY. YOU WILL NEVER SEE GOOD THING IN LIFE. OGUN WILL KILL YOU BASTARD SUN OF OBOSH. - Dr Oilyseagoon
AN ALIEN YOU ARE FROM THE PIT OF HELL - Abraham
I have explain this whole process to you so many times over and over again. - Spencer
Praveen - Hanuman Junction - Hyderabad x2
Bola - Accra - Cotonou Alex - Accra - Abidjan Austin - Accra - Abidjan
George - Accra - Cotonou - Lome - Niamtougou Toks London - Milford Haven
x170 Engineer Cooke vs. Temeraire x8 |
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Terror Mask
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 24 Feb 2009
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Location: Guiding my lads to Cthulhu's lair.
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Wed Jan 12, 2011 1:33 pm |
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^^^
Thanks for clarifying, Sunshine
Reading that script was a trek through Cubist Hell |
_________________ I'm always reforming, MWAHAHAHAHA!
-Official President of the Phil & Chrys Fan Club-
I GOT YOUR MAIL RIGHT NOW BUT THE PAYMENT SLIP THAT YOU SEND TO ME DID NOT SHOW ANY SIGNAL - Barr. St3v3 Mus4 4g4w4
.......i need to know cuz i like to do thing to pleased my self ok - John (or Frank) Smith.
FOOL I DON`T CARE HOW MUCH YOU MAKE IN 3 DAY. GOD GO PUNISH YOU LITTLE RAT. BEAST LIKE UR FATHER.... FUCK YOU AND FUCK UR FAMILY... U MOTHERFUCTHER (Barr. Michael Rich) |
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