Star Wars Safari--Day 13. Sick, tired, broke.

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Posted: Tue Jan 11, 2011 4:18 pm

Woke up to this in my inbox:

Quote:

YOU PROMISE TO TELL LIYAH THAT SHE SHOULD CALL ME, BUT I DID NOT RECEIVE ANY CALL FROM HER. UPPERMOST, I TOLD YOU TO ASK HER TO SEND SOME MONEY FOR ME TO HAVE SOME GOOD FOOD TO EAT, YET YOU TURNED EVERYTHING DOWN. TODAY IS THE 19TH DAY I LEFT MY HOUSE, YOU CANNOT TELL ME, YOU DON'T HAVE $100US TO SEND TO ME IRRESPECTIVE OF WHAT YOU ARE PASSING THROUGH. I DON'T UNDERSTAND ANY LONGER. DID YOU GUYS MEAN TO SET ME UP OR WHAT? WHY IS IT THAT NOTHING SEEMS TO BE GOING ON THE WAY WE ARRANGE IT WITH YOU GUYS. NO ONE IS FULFILLING WHAT HE OR SHE PROMISED. I NO LONGER UNDERSTAND ANYMORE.

PLEASE, CALL ME WHEN YO GET MY MAIL.

Pastor seems to be getting a little hostile. He also uses 'funny math'. From the 29th of December to today is not 19 days, no matter how you dice it.

Posted: Tue Jan 11, 2011 4:27 pm

mugu wrote:

NO ONE IS FULFILLING WHAT HE OR SHE PROMISED.

Didn't he promise to dig up the money? Laughing

Posted: Tue Jan 11, 2011 5:40 pm

Called him with a morphed voice, posing as Leyah. Sounds a bit Mickey Mouse-ish, but he's buying it. Unfortunately, he got homesick and is now in Benin.
First one was crappy:
http://www.4shared.com/audio/7j9dIDPr/Star_Wars_Bait_2011-1-11--18_1.html

But second one was better:
http://www.4shared.com/audio/bIpijIAB/Star_Wars_Bait_2011-1-11--18_1.html

Awww, he's homesick.

Posted: Tue Jan 11, 2011 5:59 pm

Looks like he is heading home. What a complete failure on his part. All he had to do is go to Bauchi and dig up some imaginary money! He did not stay in Bauchi like we told him to and he would have had $2k of imaginary money to go and dig up the $200k of imaginary money. Instead he decided to go galavanting around Nigeria.

He sent me a similar email.

I guess Hans and Luke will have to find a more competent person for the job.

Posted: Tue Jan 11, 2011 6:35 pm

Your lad is BROKEN. He will not mend from this for a while. He was almost crying. Laughing

Do you have the address for the lad and is he from Togo or Benin.

If he is from the vicinity of Cotonou we might have some fun yet with him as i might have a lad heading there on monday.

Posted: Tue Jan 11, 2011 6:37 pm

^^^ The lad is from Accra, Ghana.

Posted: Tue Jan 11, 2011 10:23 pm

Called him again - I'm gonna see if I can get his address.

http://www.4shared.com/audio/Tbnsk0S7/Star_Wars_Bait_2011-1-11--23_9.html

I'm going to meet him in Accra. Hopefully, I can get it out of him if I tell him I need a place to stay.

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