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Vampiremerchant
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Nov 2009
Posts: 3227
Location: Scotland
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Fri Dec 31, 2010 8:25 pm |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Fri Dec 31, 2010 10:09 pm |
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That's happened to me twice now.
In the most recent one, the lady in question explained that they would get the technician into my system to repair it.
Me: No way! You sound like hackers!
Her: Sir, that's not how hackers work, they wouldn't work like this.
Me: Oh really? Does every burglar use the window? A lot of the time they come in via the front door!
<Phone down> |
_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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scambuster3
Elite Baiter
Joined: 11 Jan 2008
Posts: 1099
Location: South East tip of Australia Down under, where a Dingo ate my Lads WU slip
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Thu Jan 06, 2011 12:13 am |
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3 times for me, |
_________________ When it comes to scammers I bait with 1080, shoot from the hip and aim for between the eyes
Bank accounts sent to mysterious Alan = 477
Winner of Inspector Gadget 2009 fake checks contest, thanks IG
Winner of Inspector Gadget 2008 Bank account contest, thanks IG
"You are going to scam your passport page "
"CENTRAL BANK OF NIGER1A has scanned this email for viruses, vandals and malicious content."
"The Central Bank of Nigerian will put you in jail for life. You must return that money or you will face a brutal consequences."
"I KNOW U ARE JUST A TIME WASTER AND A BULL SHITTER."
"Hope you are not a joker because I don't waste my time and job on jokers"
"Time wasters are not authorized to contact us"
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foo
Elite Baiter
Joined: 12 Nov 2009
Posts: 1271
Location: Itteh Bitteh Kitteh Citteh
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Thu Jan 06, 2011 12:54 am |
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I wish I got calls like this. Is there a number I can call to bait them? |
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"Having acknowledge your email with the content well noted and understood,see we have had enough off this shit from you." --Lamido Sanusi
"i want to scam you ! please understand . i am scamer !" --a scamer
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Morgain Le Fay
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Oct 2010
Posts: 5800
Location: Taking my new .38 special to the range
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Thu Jan 06, 2011 1:54 am |
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I've gotten a pop up on my screen that told me I had a virus and if I clicked on the link, they would fix for me -- at a cost of about $50.
I took computer immediately to the Computer Doctor. He said he has had clients pay up to about $400 in total for these clowns to "fix" and something else crops up for another $50-100 - that they $50 and $100 you to death and fix nothing. |
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Pastor Frank
Baiting Guru
Joined: 31 Jan 2007
Posts: 12237
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Thu Jan 06, 2011 3:22 am |
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^^^
Sweet Jesus. Please download THIS and never worry about that shit again. Burn it to a CD and run it live (they will show you how). You can test drive it without making any changes to your computer. If you have any questions, PM me. |
_________________ "Father Juan are sure that you are man of God,because your behaviors showed you as unbeliever" -Mary R |
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Gold Hat
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Joined: 18 Jul 2004
Posts: 2049
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Thu Jan 06, 2011 3:56 am |
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Vampiremerchant wrote: |
Came across this . . . |
Hey these are the same douches that call me every week or so. If I am not doing anything important, which is most of the time, and the wive is out of ear shot (she doesn't believe in abusing poor third world scammers), I unleash my abuse modality. It's fun - try it. |
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N.O.R.A
Baiting Guru
Joined: 17 Feb 2008
Posts: 2358
Location: Enjoying all the love from Africa.
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Thu Jan 06, 2011 12:43 pm |
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^^Pastor, PM sent. |
_________________ "I JUST WANT TO HEAR YOUR VOICE,IT WILL DO A LOT OF WONDERS TO MY BODY" [Lad being baited since May 2009]
"Yes,Miss N0ra is a prostitute,a slut and a professional harlot." [Another Lad, being baited since May 2009, to one of my characters]
[ + + + ] x some
"set him straight first on the pimple soaps and cleansers,then suggest the other..
we don't want a pimpley,less wrinkly botoxed man running loose" [SlapHappy]
My Mentor is a young, hot, sexy man or woman.
"I'm a girl." [Slightlyoutofit] |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Thu Jan 06, 2011 12:56 pm |
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The first time it happened, I had a call from two strongly accented individuals who tried to tell me that they had confirmed information that my computer had been infected with viruses and malware.
I told the first one (a man) that I'd been receiving no error messages or virus warnings, and after a while he must have had enough of hearing my denials and handed me over to a second one (a woman) who told me they had fifteen or more error messages logged from my computer.
I asked for details of when and what, and she went away. Not long after the line went dead. |
_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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Roycropper
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Nov 2005
Posts: 7992
Location: Luxury Coffin
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Thu Jan 06, 2011 2:18 pm |
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There was a thread in help and tips recently about this, but rather than have it necro'd you can carry on here.
I get these scum every other day. When I have time I dick them around by asking 'which PC is it?' and generally acting stupid. I then ask them to wait while I 'switch the PC on', and leave them listening to the soundtrack of a Japanese pr0n film or something.... When I come back 20 minutes later they are gone.
Otherwise I say very bad things to them and put the phone down, much to the surprise of my inlaws that were staying last week..... |
_________________ the European Union has bounced on our freckles
COULD YOU IMAGINE WHAT HAPPENED WHEN I WENT TO THE BANK
our Agent is Completely broke, pocketless and stranded
I WLL SEND AN AFRICA WITCH TO ATTACH YOU BASTARD
You go die like bird
i started shouting HALLELUJAGOBBLE but none of them notice me immediately police arrested me due to the shouting
f*ck u asshole ur damn mother will loose ur fcuking skull brain ur brain is nothing to compare with rat f*ck ur u
MY FRIEND ALEX WAS DETAINED IN POLICE STATION
I am not happy due to the question i answered at money office. Let me tell you do not play with me ok.
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wokabo
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 23 Sep 2004
Posts: 825
Location: best beer country in onomatopoeia world
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Thu Jan 06, 2011 2:52 pm |
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Pastor Frank wrote: |
Sweet Jesus. Please download THIS |
I wonder what they would say if they tell you your Windows is running slow because of malicious software and you tell them you're running Ubuntu |
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Connie L. Gus
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Joined: 07 Oct 2005
Posts: 7243
Location: Somewhere over the rainbow
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Thu Jan 06, 2011 4:28 pm |
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I received a similar call a little before Thanksgiving last year. We just moved into a new place, had no internet connection, no computers and the phone was just installed. I was installing a dead bolt into a garage door when I answered the phone. I don't bait telemarketers because generally they are simply doing their job but this was really a scam.
Thinking about it now I should have said that the noise of the hole saw was the computer starting up. I kept agreeing with the guy and kept telling him it would be a just a little more time before my version of Windows 7 loaded up Office 10, Flight Simulator and Photoshop. I did say that something was wrong with the power button when I was cutting in the mortised lock strike. My little girl must have heard the hammer on the chisel when she came over. She heard me when I was lining up the door and the jam and I told the scammer that the green cursor was blinking.
She came by 30 minutes later when I was finishing up and gave me a "Are you still doing this look?". By this time I had changed out the lockset and installed the deadbolt and was doing the engineer's dance. I told the scammer that everything was working perfectly, thanked him for his help and hung up the phone on him. I looked at my handset and saw that I had talked to him for 43 minutes. |
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LISTEN TO ME WHAT DO YOU TAKE ME FOR ONE OF THOSE CHEAP CROOK OR WHAT -tobi donito
-a few,
LISTEN I CAN NOT TAKE YOUR SHIT ANY LONGER WE HAVE WHROTE A PETITION AGAINST YOU TO THE FBI WITH ALL OUR EVIDENCE YOU ARE INTO PROSTITUTION,DRUG DEALING, FORGERY, CREDIT CARDS FORGRY WESTEN UNION FALSIFICATION,DRUGING MEN,COMMETING MURDER, STEALING, DRUNCARD, ALL THIS WE HAVE THE EVIDENCE TO PROOF OUR CASE AGAINST YOU.-Johnson Hill
I am not finding it any funny...Henry A., Lagos, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin, WIMPed
I am stranderd. Henry A. Lagos to Accra, WIMPed for 67 days.
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Pastor Frank
Baiting Guru
Joined: 31 Jan 2007
Posts: 12237
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Thu Jan 06, 2011 4:50 pm |
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@wokabo
I'm running Mint 8, Ubuntu is fine, but the recent changes drive me nuts. I know that Mint is up to v.10, but 8 is wonderful, if it aint broke, don't fix it.
@all
The great thing about Linux is that you can change versions and flavors of Linux and reload all of your settings with a few clicks. |
_________________ "Father Juan are sure that you are man of God,because your behaviors showed you as unbeliever" -Mary R |
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N.O.R.A
Baiting Guru
Joined: 17 Feb 2008
Posts: 2358
Location: Enjoying all the love from Africa.
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Thu Jan 06, 2011 5:04 pm |
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Oh Connie... |
_________________ "I JUST WANT TO HEAR YOUR VOICE,IT WILL DO A LOT OF WONDERS TO MY BODY" [Lad being baited since May 2009]
"Yes,Miss N0ra is a prostitute,a slut and a professional harlot." [Another Lad, being baited since May 2009, to one of my characters]
[ + + + ] x some
"set him straight first on the pimple soaps and cleansers,then suggest the other..
we don't want a pimpley,less wrinkly botoxed man running loose" [SlapHappy]
My Mentor is a young, hot, sexy man or woman.
"I'm a girl." [Slightlyoutofit] |
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Morgain Le Fay
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Oct 2010
Posts: 5800
Location: Taking my new .38 special to the range
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Thu Jan 06, 2011 6:17 pm |
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@ PF Thanks for the info. The Computer Doc has me all fixed up that nightmare will not happen again. |
_________________ X42
Nash and 6 friends 488 Km within Ghana - bait with Agda (2012)
Safari Philip Ghana-Benin (bait w/Agda) 2013
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Pastor Frank
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Thu Jan 06, 2011 6:24 pm |
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^^ You are running Windows, and he gave that guarantee? Fair enough, hopefully he will fix any future problems for free.
Don't get me wrong, I started with Windows 3.11 back in the day (all the way up to XP) and had my fair share of problems. Once I converted to Linux I have not had one problem with that type of stuff. Try a live CD and see how it works, |
_________________ "Father Juan are sure that you are man of God,because your behaviors showed you as unbeliever" -Mary R |
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Morgain Le Fay
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Oct 2010
Posts: 5800
Location: Taking my new .38 special to the range
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Thu Jan 06, 2011 7:04 pm |
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^^ It has been 2 yrs and no problems thus far. Of course he will fix for FREE if that happens again. That was the only problem like that I have ever had with any of my computers (desktop or laptop). Maybe I am living under my lucky star |
_________________ X42
Nash and 6 friends 488 Km within Ghana - bait with Agda (2012)
Safari Philip Ghana-Benin (bait w/Agda) 2013
x5
.edu's 260 reported
Click here to support 419Eater.com
US Dropbox
"You people are all Junks" - Miss E. Kabx
"Maybe you are insane as your so called sat..." Barrister Insane
The website below is available for Eater folks to use.
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Pastor Frank
Baiting Guru
Joined: 31 Jan 2007
Posts: 12237
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Thu Jan 06, 2011 7:17 pm |
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^^ Your computer tech must be your SO.
I quit doing Windows support for my friends. They hate me, as does most of the world, but they keep making the same mistakes. "I just clicked on this funny link my friend sent me, and now my computer is all fucked up". |
_________________ "Father Juan are sure that you are man of God,because your behaviors showed you as unbeliever" -Mary R |
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N.O.R.A
Baiting Guru
Joined: 17 Feb 2008
Posts: 2358
Location: Enjoying all the love from Africa.
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Thu Jan 06, 2011 7:19 pm |
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^What exactly are those "funny links", PF?
ETA: I was just thinking how I posted a link to a friend earlier today. He said he would kill someone. I hope his computer is okay. |
_________________ "I JUST WANT TO HEAR YOUR VOICE,IT WILL DO A LOT OF WONDERS TO MY BODY" [Lad being baited since May 2009]
"Yes,Miss N0ra is a prostitute,a slut and a professional harlot." [Another Lad, being baited since May 2009, to one of my characters]
[ + + + ] x some
"set him straight first on the pimple soaps and cleansers,then suggest the other..
we don't want a pimpley,less wrinkly botoxed man running loose" [SlapHappy]
My Mentor is a young, hot, sexy man or woman.
"I'm a girl." [Slightlyoutofit] |
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Morgain Le Fay
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Oct 2010
Posts: 5800
Location: Taking my new .38 special to the range
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Thu Jan 06, 2011 8:32 pm |
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@ Pastor Frank Nope, the "Computer Doctor" is a local business. I only take my computers in when I get a new computer and need files transferred and for that muck-up of a mess I spoke of above.
Many years ago when I had an IBM PS2 a friend came over to fix something. He had been a member of our local computer group. Idiot managed to erase my hard drive! I took to a local computer repair and they fixed so that HD could not be erased again. Needless to say friendship ended on the spot! |
_________________ X42
Nash and 6 friends 488 Km within Ghana - bait with Agda (2012)
Safari Philip Ghana-Benin (bait w/Agda) 2013
x5
.edu's 260 reported
Click here to support 419Eater.com
US Dropbox
"You people are all Junks" - Miss E. Kabx
"Maybe you are insane as your so called sat..." Barrister Insane
The website below is available for Eater folks to use.
Film & Production Needs |
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Pastor Frank
Baiting Guru
Joined: 31 Jan 2007
Posts: 12237
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Thu Jan 06, 2011 8:45 pm |
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N.O.R.A wrote: |
^What exactly are those "funny links", PF? |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ |
_________________ "Father Juan are sure that you are man of God,because your behaviors showed you as unbeliever" -Mary R |
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N.O.R.A
Baiting Guru
Joined: 17 Feb 2008
Posts: 2358
Location: Enjoying all the love from Africa.
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Thu Jan 06, 2011 10:21 pm |
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^I can't see that one.
At least my computer still works. |
_________________ "I JUST WANT TO HEAR YOUR VOICE,IT WILL DO A LOT OF WONDERS TO MY BODY" [Lad being baited since May 2009]
"Yes,Miss N0ra is a prostitute,a slut and a professional harlot." [Another Lad, being baited since May 2009, to one of my characters]
[ + + + ] x some
"set him straight first on the pimple soaps and cleansers,then suggest the other..
we don't want a pimpley,less wrinkly botoxed man running loose" [SlapHappy]
My Mentor is a young, hot, sexy man or woman.
"I'm a girl." [Slightlyoutofit] |
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Pastor Frank
Baiting Guru
Joined: 31 Jan 2007
Posts: 12237
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Thu Jan 06, 2011 11:20 pm |
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^^ Good. It may ruin your life. |
_________________ "Father Juan are sure that you are man of God,because your behaviors showed you as unbeliever" -Mary R |
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wokabo
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 23 Sep 2004
Posts: 825
Location: best beer country in onomatopoeia world
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Fri Jan 07, 2011 8:01 am |
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Crap - I accidentally clicked that link - I have to reformat my hard disk now (if it still works at all) |
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