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llamedos
Been There, Done That
Joined: 04 Jun 2004
Posts: 2695
Location: ^^^ Wherever the other side has gone to
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Sun Jan 02, 2011 6:28 pm |
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My character Lord Belborough has sent his Chinese cook in his place on a trip to India.
(Laddo is running an over-invoiced buying scam)
The cook has disappeared from the train somewhere between Mumbai and Dehli.
He has been missing since Dec23rd
He's carrying £40,000+ in cash
What does the lad say today?
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MY LORD,
HAPPY NEW YEAR. |
No worries, clearly...
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 Accra - Lome (16/7/05 midnight - 5am) Accra - Lome - Benin Jul '11
Barrister Addo Williams: I want you to know that I am not impressed with your performance towards this project.
Mattins Wilson: ...and they stated morken me and tarfing at me as if am a full, so please it is enough OK. /AND/ I promise you for all this furffring that you are furffring to me <--- No, I haven't a clue either
Peter Ovdo: I want you to have trust in me that all is ok as stated in my last mail to you which i wrote in big letters
Ethel Gnassingbe: FOUK YOU AND GO TO HELL
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Dr Mike
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Jun 2010
Posts: 3264
Location: Due north
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Sun Jan 02, 2011 7:57 pm |
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The lads tend to have different perspectives on life (especially your life).
Another example was recently given to me by my lad. My character has a ill daughter who is recovering from cancer. He started is letter by telling me how glad he was for that and that she would live a long life under the lord and shit like that.
Then he changed the subject to the transaction by starting the new passage with "on a more serious matter".
In what universe did he think that any amount of money would be more important to a father that his children's health.
A real victim would probably be extremely pissed of by this blatant and offensive choice of words. Thats why i decided not to mention it to him. |
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buried under 419 emails
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Oct 2003
Posts: 4747
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Sun Jan 02, 2011 11:17 pm |
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Dr Mike
And we should really encourage anything that would piss off a real vic.
Its part of our education and Socialization program. |
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you realy made me a fool which i dont expected from you" mr malambo
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